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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do we like large testicles or small compact ones.

I like small rounded balls, preferably shaved, and not too wrinkly.

I'm not as keen on long pendulous hangy down towards the knees type. Though whatever natures given you I don't suppose there's a lot you can do about it.

Do you like guys bending over, either in pics or perhaps in the 69 position. I like to see balls but I don't enjoy them hanging in my eyes, they play havoc with my fake lashes.

But is bigger better, more butch and manly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm rather partial to small n tight ones but not really bothered to be honest

although i can honestly say i do not like the _iew when they bend over and i certainly don't get guys that insist on taking a photo from that angle its sure not flattering

although may i say thats just me i'm sure there are plenty it turns on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

,,,,sits covering his apples like a footy player in a wall for a free-kick.

Officially scared to describe em now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I'm the same, guys look great from the front no matter what the shape and size, it is that bending down angle.

I don't mind a little bend, a glimpse through the legs is sexy, but if you bend down and touch your toes, it is certainly less flattering.

Same for women though, bend just slightly so that you get a glimpse of labia is much more flattering than bending over so the lips open fully and the backside and both holes are showing. Though loads of guys will disagree with me on that one I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


",,,,sits covering his apples like a footy player in a wall for a free-kick.

Officially scared to describe em now. "

Noo go on, its just a bit of fun. I can assure you that if your with a lady having fun she's gonna be finding all shapes and sizes of balls sexy. I have the same problem with my boobs dangling in some guys face and it smothering them and getting on their nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my balls vary. nice n tight sometimes and like droopys ears at others

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i once did a 69 with a guy where he was n top and nearly suffocated to death cos his floppy ball bag cover my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my balls vary. nice n tight sometimes and like droopys ears at others"

best of both worlds then ya please um all

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

large and droopy...

however I tuck them in a baby shawl and cradle them in my arms..

anyone ask, they are my great niece.

and walk on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as they are squidgey.. i like to play with them, but they always turn hard.

I like medium sized ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once did a 69 with a guy where he was n top and nearly suffocated to death cos his floppy ball bag cover my nose "

recently mr b had a lovely lady sitting on his face while a guy was banging away from behind her, now while he said the _iew was fabulous thanks to the guys bollux banging on his forehead he didn't half have a headache after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


",,,,sits covering his apples like a footy player in a wall for a free-kick.

Officially scared to describe em now.

Noo go on, its just a bit of fun. I can assure you that if your with a lady having fun she's gonna be finding all shapes and sizes of balls sexy. I have the same problem with my boobs dangling in some guys face and it smothering them and getting on their nerves "

Ok, well they fill one cupped had ( i have shovel sized hands),lol, dont dangle like those ones you see on bulls in a field, i just think god was messing about that day designing that section of me, could made me well endowed instead but chose not to, awww,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps, never had boobs get on my nerves ever!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once did a 69 with a guy where he was n top and nearly suffocated to death cos his floppy ball bag cover my nose

recently mr b had a lovely lady sitting on his face while a guy was banging away from behind her, now while he said the _iew was fabulous thanks to the guys bollux banging on his forehead he didn't half have a headache after "

hahaha fuk that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol @ Bouncy, that is funny and also really erotic at the same time.

I have experienced this too and it was fantastic. My OH was the thruster and he hasn't yet had the opportunity to be the licker yet.

I remember being at Chams once lying on my back in the couples room and a guy with large balls walked over my head and he stumbled. I saw my life flashing before my eyes.

I like feeling guys balls slap against my bottom so I guess you need the more pendulous variety for that

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Do we like large testicles or small compact ones.

I like small rounded balls, preferably shaved, and not too wrinkly.

I'm not as keen on long pendulous hangy down towards the knees type. Though whatever natures given you I don't suppose there's a lot you can do about it.

Do you like guys bending over, either in pics or perhaps in the 69 position. I like to see balls but I don't enjoy them hanging in my eyes, they play havoc with my fake lashes.

But is bigger better, more butch and manly "

Always happy for you to try me out and give me an unbiased verdict

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps, never had boobs get on my nerves ever!!!"

Well I don't know if its always great. After all well rounded pert breasts bobbing up and down look nice, and my large boobs slapping a guy in the face and half suffocating him is not always a good thing

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

I'm very attached to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same for women though, bend just slightly so that you get a glimpse of labia is much more flattering than bending over so the lips open fully and the backside and both holes are showing. Though loads of guys will disagree with me on that one I'm sure "

Not me, I can't stomach that bend over a look at the who shebang thing either.

As for guys doing it, it just reminds me of a cow's udder. Less most definately is more in some circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as long as they are squidgey.. i like to play with them, but they always turn hard."

Thats cos you played with 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I see a pair of danglers I want to smack 'em one with a dessert spoon.

A bit like playing conkers, but a bit more one sided.

Just wonder how loud he'd scream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a pair of danglers I want to smack 'em one with a dessert spoon.

A bit like playing conkers, but a bit more one sided.

Just wonder how loud he'd scream? "

That's evil. Good job you don't install them as door chimes. One good hard whack and it's "For Fuck's Sake! Ding fucking Dong!"

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

I love it when people talk bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have jism in Scrabble but you can't have nads.

I wouldn't like to meet up with any Buster Gonad types. Tight and firm for me please.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The only bollox i can say i like belong to my OH.....but i am biased i spose

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"as long as they are squidgey.. i like to play with them, but they always turn hard.

I like medium sized ones"

I would bet it's not just balls that go hard around you !!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

balls hang sometimes,balls are tight sometimes,god knows why,guys have no control,it just happens.

one thing i do know is,they are my very best friends,and i never get fed up playing with them.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

All balls dangle at some point. When they are cold they tighten up, when they are hot they dangle, it's to do with regulating their temperature and keeping the sperm in optimum condition. Personally I like big plum sized balls to play with.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

more than a mouthful is wasted

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"more than a mouthful is wasted "
Now it depends how big ya mouth is then?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"more than a mouthful is wasted Now it depends how big ya mouth is then? "

i was so tempted.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"more than a mouthful is wasted Now it depends how big ya mouth is then?

i was so tempted. "
Thought ya might be

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"more than a mouthful is wasted Now it depends how big ya mouth is then?

i was so tempted. Thought ya might be "

you know it.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Do we like large testicles or small compact ones.

I like small rounded balls, preferably shaved, and not too wrinkly.

I'm not as keen on long pendulous hangy down towards the knees type. Though whatever natures given you I don't suppose there's a lot you can do about it.

Do you like guys bending over, either in pics or perhaps in the 69 position. I like to see balls but I don't enjoy them hanging in my eyes, they play havoc with my fake lashes.

But is bigger better, more butch and manly "

i'm with u here, big and dangly...urgh!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Depends on how long I have been out of the shower. But I much prefer a nice **** anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same for women though, bend just slightly so that you get a glimpse of labia is much more flattering than bending over so the lips open fully and the backside and both holes are showing. Though loads of guys will disagree with me on that one I'm sure

Not me, I can't stomach that bend over a look at the who shebang thing either.

As for guys doing it, it just reminds me of a cow's udder. Less most definately is more in some circumstances."

I have to admit Wishy when making my above statement about bending over poses, I was thinking specifically of Siren's pose as the perfect pose and a good example of the way it should be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal must be one long and floppy one, and one small tight one, then whoever the guy plays with will be happy.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mine are in an ever changing state, affected by temperature and state of arousal. They can be a walnut shell or donkeys's danglers and everything in between.

I once saw my mate straddle a fence and fall on it cock first and my balls actually retracted into my stomach at the sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smooth if I'm gonna suck em.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i once did a 69 with a guy where he was n top and nearly suffocated to death cos his floppy ball bag cover my nose "

I read that five minutes ago and i'm still laughin........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i once did a 69 with a guy where he was n top and nearly suffocated to death cos his floppy ball bag cover my nose

recently mr b had a lovely lady sitting on his face while a guy was banging away from behind her, now while he said the _iew was fabulous thanks to the guys bollux banging on his forehead he didn't half have a headache after "

And this ..... Who says sex can't be fun!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not keen on hairy bollocks but i can honestly say ive never even thought about it, cant ever remember thinking fuck me thats a decent pair of bollocks or yuk there horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting fa mine ta drop xx

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

I must have the best of both worlds got one big un and one small un.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i once did a 69 with a guy where he was n top and nearly suffocated to death cos his floppy ball bag cover my nose "

PMSL, Stop now.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"more than a mouthful is wasted Now it depends how big ya mouth is then? "

Yep, and mine ain't as big as you would think...

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