FabSwingers.com forum: More luck in the Kebab shop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different standard of lass in your average kebab shop though old bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to the kebab shop then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you say more in a kebab shop at the end of the night.

Oh and in my experience end of night kebab shops are full of mostly really d*unk people... ( excluding me and the taxi drivers

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol"

Is that because people are usually pissed when they get to the kebab shop?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

If your in there get me a big one thanks

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"If your in there get me a big one thanks

Are you talking about a kebab?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"If your in there get me a big one thanks

Are you talking about a kebab?

Yes but maybe he could find me something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Oh She's gooooddd!!!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Im presuming you don't have your widgey out in the kebab shop

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Oh She's gooooddd!!!!"

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Im presuming you don't have your widgey out in the kebab shop

Miss"

Widgey! That's a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Keep calm and curry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Now I'm hungry and I don't even like kebab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is her name Donner kibabe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol"

How many swingers use your kebab shop at that time and want a single male?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im presuming you don't have your widgey out in the kebab shop

Miss"

Widgey!! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny ms honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

*applauds* that's outstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I got my winky out one night till stavrus started to wield his meat clever about... Winky shrunk and went back to its nest...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You could saveloy some for the quieter periods on here but batter be quick as all single men are heading for the place.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"You could saveloy some for the quieter periods on here but batter be quick as all single men are heading for the place."

Plaice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm proud of that

*bows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I've managed to get zero kebabs on here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm proud of that

*bows*"

Rightly so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I've managed to get zero kebabs on here too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Round of applause

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Round of applause

I'm still in stitches!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

Round of applause

I'm still in stitches!!"

Thanksalad

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

This had me in stitches.

I bow down to your wit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shish. Doner be so negative.

Chip on your shoulder?

You got to have patience for a pizza the action, burger all lands in your lap here.

Have a pitta faith and chilli out.

encore encore encore encore! encore!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

late 70,s early 80,s me and my mate used to go regularly to nottingham to the palais for a saturday night, as the night was young we used to at least 8 times out of 10 visit a kebab shop on the way down through the city and talk about all the events of the past week and in all that time we only went in for coffees

it was only after 2000 that I ever had any kebab,s and that will be over 10 years ago now.. and yes I liked them to, my local fish and chip shop as them to I must love my cod and chips to much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a grey pubic hair recently. That was in a Kebab!

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

"I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol"
dont give up.

It's the same for us too but the right one cums along sometimes

Xxx

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

"I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol"

We have met a few people on this site that smell like a kebab shop lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

They only thing I have got from a kebab shop is the shits the next day

I definatley got more from here

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol"

Stick to that then. I'm sure a quick fuck with a pissed woman will do for you.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Different standard of lass in your average kebab shop though old bean

Totally; real, and present

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"To be fair I've managed to get zero kebabs on here too."

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebabswingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to this thread I have this urge for a large doner kebab with extra chilli sauce.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk women are easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D*unk women are easy "

and nicer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go back to the kebab shop then.

We have no luck in kebab shops. Perhaps it is because we don't go there

We have plenty of luck in clubs

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more luck in the kebab shop at the end of the night then on here lol

Stick to that then. I'm sure a quick fuck with a pissed woman will do for you."

Which kebab shop will you be in?

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