FabSwingers.com forum: Empty your pockets...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What've you got? (If you have pockets, that is...)

Mine;

Car/house keys,

Phone charger,

Headphones,

Poo bags,

Sneaky allen key I forgot to leave at work,

16p in change.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm naked ya plank. Those new pics were only taken a bit ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knife.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A tampon. Unused.

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

House keys

Headphones

Usb stick

Sd card

Loose change

Dart flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tena pad. Wrapped and unused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£38.27p. 2 sticks of doublemint and a trolley token

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys, phone and wallet

Now and then I may have sunglasses case, Polos or chewing gum but I rarely carry more than that.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

A mountain of change

Wallet

Empty pack of Haribo star mix.....

A stone my boys have me

What looks like....belly button fluff :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing in mine, the first thing I do when I get home is empty my pockets, can't stand having stuff in them. Ask me again tomorrow and I'll have all kinds of weird and winderful things, I'll be at work then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got any pockets in my leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't got any pockets in my leggings

Where do you keep you phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't got any pockets in my leggings

Where do you keep you phone?

Currently it's in my hand!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Bunch of keys

Pouch of Golden Virginia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. Phone in my hand. Wallet and keys on the side.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I don't have pockets and even when I do I don't use them...I tend to keep my phone and money in my bra

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

£7.14 and my work keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car key

House key

Fuel card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm naked ya plank. Those new pics were only taken a bit ago

I now have a canoe in my pocket x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dog treats and poo bags

Two gobble bobbles

Fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found some tissue bits in the bottom of my other pocket

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wallet in left hand pocket. Phone and keys in the right.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

A testicle in the left pocket. A testicle in the right. Cue for a joke...

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Some notes and odd change, couple of recipts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have pockets. I'm just wearing knickers and a vest.

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By *heKinksCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

78p

Cock ring

Receipt for KY Jelly

Nonspecific fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have pockets. I'm just wearing knickers and a vest.

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A £1000 scratch card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pockets I'm naked just out the bath....for an evening of debauchery

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No pockets today

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

£2 and a gobble bobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog treats and poo bags

Two gobble bobbles

Fluff"

What is a gobble bobble?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I don't have pockets. I'm just wearing knickers and a vest.

Me too

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Dog treats and poo bags

Two gobble bobbles

Fluff

What is a gobble bobble?"

Bobbles for keeping a woman's hair out of the way when she's having a gobble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a pickpockets paradise with all these wallets in pockets. Man bags still not a thing then

I have rocks, pebbles, shells and sand in mine today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog treats and poo bags

Two gobble bobbles

Fluff

What is a gobble bobble?

Bobbles for keeping a woman's hair out of the way when she's having a gobble."

Ive never heard that before but I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure

Pencils

Wallet

Keys

Notepad

Knife

Ton of dust

Screwdriver bits

Assortment of screws

Screwed up bits of paper

Phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3p and a empty smarties tube ... oh and a nearly full Greg coffee card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3p and a empty smarties tube ... oh and a nearly full Greg coffee card

Are you using the Smarties tube as a spy glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3p and a empty smarties tube ... oh and a nearly full Greg coffee card

Are you using the Smarties tube as a spy glass?"
.... I'm saving it for when I get some sticky back plastic then im gonna make a proper telescope

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Tape measure

Pencils

Wallet

Keys

Notepad

Knife

Ton of dust

Screwdriver bits

Assortment of screws

Screwed up bits of paper

Phone "

Slightly disappointed there wasn't a cuddly toy among that list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tape measure

Pencils

Wallet

Keys

Notepad

Knife

Ton of dust

Screwdriver bits

Assortment of screws

Screwed up bits of paper

Phone

Slightly disappointed there wasn't a cuddly toy among that list

Haha & they're shorts too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I'm in towel so no pockets

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

No pockets for me

I carry everything in a handbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone, a receipt, 10p in coppers and lipstick

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By *oping for funMan
over a year ago

Newport - Shropshire

"I'm naked ya plank. Those new pics were only taken a bit ago

Hey Peachy .. you are stunning, and it would be good to get a chat with you sometime

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

I dont have any pockets in my bike leathers as ive just finished work

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

No pockets in my pjs!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No pockets here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing - not even pocket fluff.

I tend to carry around as little on me as possible anyway; the weight of the world is enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in vest and pants and the only thing in those are Fuzzs fingers

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post-shower and getting changed into shorts update;

A receipt for petrol,

A receipt for an Asda shop,

Poo bags.

Bloody poo bags get everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in vest and pants and the only thing in those are Fuzzs fingers

Peach x "

Not a James Nesbit vest I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me see...

Whips

Chains

Padlocks

Canes

Vibrators

Rope

Blindfold

Belts.....

Just kidding

I don't carry vibrators

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing leggings so no pockets and using my phone so it's in my hand

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

£1,26...and a empty yorker bar wrapper

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"£1,26...and a empty yorker bar wrapper "

*Yorkie Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bass picks,a lighter,some washers,a condom,a wooden chip fork and some pocket jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House keys

earphones

2 lighters

baccy

football ticket

£35.75p

tick tacks

a piece of paper with someone's number on it

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Errrm two condoms (new and unused), one dental dam, some shrapnel, fags and lighter, two new VCH rings and my old one, my wallet, my phone, my house keys, receipts for said new rings, a sachet of bike grease, a macadamia nut cookie from subway, his and hers bath robes and a wobbly man. Only joking, no one walks around with bathrobes and wobbly men these days lol. Everything else is there though. I have a lot of pockets in my dungarees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare finger splint and surgical tape, £2:20 and a galvanised U-staple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I did have my phone but I'm on it now!

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