FabSwingers.com forum: Parking dilemma..

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What would you do?

You're running late and are looking for a parking space... you find a parking space only there's a woman standing in it clearly keeping it for someone. She doesn't have a car, she's just standing there stopping you from getting in it. You know if you drive into the space, she's gonna move...

Do you park in it anyway or do you keep driving round and look for another space?

Curious...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What would you do?

Do you park in it anyway or do you keep driving round and look for another space?

Curious..."

Weigh her up. ~Fantasise a kick box match to the death with her .. act according to who was uncrippled and still standing at the end of the fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask her if the space is taken. Gives her the opportunity to either give it up or say its taken

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

I would reverse over her...then claim that I thought the jolt was just a speed hump or a discarded half eaten Ham and Cheese baquette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mow the bitch down

Kidding, just hit her with my best Death ray/ pleading look, depending on my mood!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends how long she has been stood there lol but id ask if she was keeping it for someone and then find another space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her to display a valid parking ticket

Otherwise get a warden to book/ clamp her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell her to move her fat ass out the way. If she hasn't got a car she can't command a parking space for someone who needs one immediately.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I would reverse over her...then claim that I thought the jolt was just a speed hump or a discarded half eaten Ham and Cheese baquette."

lol

the worst thing is jane,we know your not joking.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd tell her to move her fat ass out the way. If she hasn't got a car she can't command a parking space for someone who needs one immediately.

This is precisely what I did!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd tell her to move her fat ass out the way. If she hasn't got a car she can't command a parking space for someone who needs one immediately.

This is precisely what I did! "

Although I didn't call her names... after I'd parked in the space her boyfriend turned up and suggested we have a polite conversation about it... I didn't actually see what there was to talk about... there was a space, I have a car, I parked in the space. Simple. You can't bagsie a parking space when you don't have a car!!

They called me names as we were walking away... fuck off loser... I have the space and you're sat in the middle of the road like a prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Park you bumper on her knees, dip the cutch, rev the engine - she'll soon shift, park your car then bang your blue badge in the window, get out of the car, walk away bearing a smug grin and dare her to say anything ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run her over lol her fault standing in a parking space lmao

Nah I'd find another space save the hassle

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bagsie only works if there is a towel placed down in the middle of the space.

Did she say her name was Mrs Merkel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgent medical supplies,im comin in" works every time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The parking issue that never ceases in boiling my piss,,,,,, is, all these fukwits who pull into what is obviously a very busy Supermarket carpark and twat about for ages trying to find an elusive space close to the entrance, when there’s clearly plenty of unoccupied slots within a 30 second walk back to the shop door....

Not only satified with pratting about like that, more often than not, these same useless gits can’t even manage to park-up anywhere near equidistantly between the line’s of the bay they finally decide is sufficiently close the frozen ready meal counter,,,,,, Arghhhhhhh

I went shopping at my local Morrisons this morning, as I'm sure you can gather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do that at my gym too, gotta park near the gym, dont want a big walk to it, then get changed and run 5 miles on the treadmill??? Whats that all about,lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd park in the space.

If they politely explained they'd hoped to get that space for a specific reason such as they needed to load something heavy from a nearby building or picking up an elderly relative who couldn't walk far.... I would most probably move for them.

In all other circumstances they can kiss my arse.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

I must be mad as turn the other way and head for the far end of the carpark.

Less busy and fewer people who think car doors are made of rubber!!!

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