FabSwingers.com forum: Can any guys help me out

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oooh I'm going to make it 5...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm a woman masquerading as a man; can I help?

Lucifer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I'm going to make it 5...

You are more than welcome to, but I may not be able to get to it right away.

Sure you understand

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

Send a spam mail to all of them asking if they'd like you join you for some hubba hubba thrust. That'll sort the keepers from the weepers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 4 so far this month... all polite rejections though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a woman masquerading as a man; can I help?

Lucifer"

I'll take all the help I can get. Its just too much at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate... I'm just too busy trying to keep up with my own inbox

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Oooh I'm going to make it 5...

You are more than welcome to, but I may not be able to get to it right away.

Sure you understand

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haha sent..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

Send a spam mail to all of them asking if they'd like you join you for some hubba hubba thrust. That'll sort the keepers from the weepers "

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I'd offer to help but you're not my type and I hear you're a time waster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I'm going to make it 5...

You are more than welcome to, but I may not be able to get to it right away.

Sure you understand

haha sent.."

We do have a short memory don't we? you was one of the original 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd offer to help but you're not my type and I hear you're a time waster

Ha ha. oooohh no you didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hit the big 4! That's a record

you should write a book to teach us the ways to such greatness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well it was a bank holiday yesterday...you had the whole day to deal with at least a couple of them! if you chose to go out enjoying yourself instead of getting your head down and applying yourself then you have no one else to blame! women have a lot of spare time once our housework is done, so no wonder we spend most of it blanket bombing anyone in a 100 mile radius ! it's very disheartening though when we hear men complaining about the deluge of messages, makes us almost not want to bother!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You hit the big 4! That's a record

you should write a book to teach us the ways to such greatness lol

It's all about the wet shirt

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Think I will open a fake profile and masquerade as a "man", just to get a feel for your situation you understand! Must be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now. "

Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.

Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then

You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.

Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then

You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say. "

Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.

Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then

You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.

Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel""

How silly of me to forget. WWBD; What would Batfink do?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?"

1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.

2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.

3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.

Glad to help mate

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.

Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then

You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.

Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel"

How silly of me to forget. WWBD; What would Batfink do?"

Yaaaaay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hit the big 4! That's a record

you should write a book to teach us the ways to such greatness lol

It's all about the wet shirt

Hahaha am taking down notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.

2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.

3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.

Glad to help mate

I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]

Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit

Come on Piece of cake, you can do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Peach, my beauty xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]

Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit

Come on Piece of cake, you can do it."

I'm upto 6 women messaged me now! My god man THE PRESSURE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that mate.

It happens to all of us at one time or another.

I get so flustered and start having nightmares on how I can ever reply to all them. Lol

Fab inbox mails should have an auto reply function.

My auto reply would say "I'm still recovering from a message last month. Please be patient with me" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]

Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit

Come on Piece of cake, you can do it.

I'm upto 6 women messaged me now! My god man THE PRESSURE!"

I believe in you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear that mate.

It happens to all of us at one time or another.

I get so flustered and start having nightmares on how I can ever reply to all them. Lol

Fab inbox mails should have an auto reply function.

My auto reply would say "I'm still recovering from a message last month. Please be patient with me" lol"

This is an idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Message deleted by poster at 29/08/17 14:04:01]

Is that your idea of help Jethro? He's caving in man, give the fella some support dammit

Come on Piece of cake, you can do it.

I'm upto 6 women messaged me now! My god man THE PRESSURE!

I believe in you."

Fuck it, I'm going UNLOS

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.

2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.

3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.

Glad to help mate

I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate

No problem mate, glad to help a chap out, it's hard work when these women get all needy, and send those "Why haven't you replied yet?" messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.

2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.

3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.

Glad to help mate

I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate

No problem mate, glad to help a chap out, it's hard work when these women get all needy, and send those "Why haven't you replied yet?" messages

I wouldnt mind, but they're mainly one liners with pictures of their fanny at different angles, come on women, have some imagination, I'm not a piece of meat

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

INUNDATED!! Four in a month OP!!?

I've done much better than that. OK they were from men but I managed to turn them all down within my busy schedule of being rejected by women.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

"I've had 4 so far this month... all polite rejections though

Polite rejections? Can you send me who you mailed, so I can say hello, would love a polite reply. HAHA.

All I get is silent ones.....

(The above statement may or may not be true, but if your at the university of Australia and want my pics, fuck off)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"INUNDATED!! Four in a month OP!!?

I've done much better than that. OK they were from men but I managed to turn them all down within my busy schedule of being rejected by women."

It's hard mate, all men want to be me, all women want to be with me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If it's any consolation, they've probably just spammed all men with an any pole will do kind of approach. Once they've got a message back, they'll come to their senses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?"

Best inform the good people at Guinness World Records, I have a new hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?"

Yeah, the women on here are just relentless and don't leave the men alone, do they!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

Yeah, the women on here are just relentless and don't leave the men alone, do they!

These women just don't understand do they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

Best inform the good people at Guinness World Records, I have a new hero

It's more of a curse than a gift. But it's a curse I'll bare so no one else has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

Best inform the good people at Guinness World Records, I have a new hero

It's more of a curse than a gift. But it's a curse I'll bare so no one else has to

You've changed

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I would help, but I'm still trying to work out how to reply to a message I had a couple of months ago, she may have lost interest by now.

Lost interest? She's had 17 new profiles since then

You know what I'm like, I struggle with words, I never know what to say.

Standard reply ... "My wings are like a shield of steel"

How silly of me to forget. WWBD; What would Batfink do?

Yaaaaay!

He would use his supersonic sonar hearing to help him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you get 5 messages a month you know your doing well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you get 5 messages a month you know your doing well

Its pointless mate. Impossible to keep up with

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I need help getting through all the messages I've got from the women on here.

I don't think inundated is the word for it.

I've had 4 messages this month. How am I supposed to handle that kind off attention?

1 - Forward me a couple of your messages, I'll meet the women and let you know if they're worth bothering with.

2 - Eat a bit more of your cake, get your tummy a bit more on the flabby side, that should put a few of them off messaging you.

3 - Reduce the age range on your profile to say, 25 - 60, that should also slim things down a bit.

Glad to help mate

I'll give you my login details and we can just go through them together. I'll take all the women with a name beginning from A-M and you take the rest. Thanks mate

No problem mate, glad to help a chap out, it's hard work when these women get all needy, and send those "Why haven't you replied yet?" messages

I wouldnt mind, but they're mainly one liners with pictures of their fanny at different angles, come on women, have some imagination, I'm not a piece of meat

FFS! Save us from the fanny pics! Don't they know all fannies look the same? It's their faces I'm interested in, why don't they understand? If we arrange a social in a cafe somewhere , are they going to flash their gash in public so i recognize them?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"when you get 5 messages a month you know your doing well

Its pointless mate. Impossible to keep up with

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I know... I feel your pain .. thinking of hiring a secretary to deal with the backlog... I've got a budget of 70k

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