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"Right then, pizza & porn. " Perfect night in. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in." What time ya coming over then? | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then?" 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight   | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. " Cowa-fucking-bunga. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight "We'll be millionaires Rodders | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Cowa-fucking-bunga." Heroes in a half shell, they're on a mission | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight " | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders "We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps "Don't forget the out of date mini twix. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix."I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow  | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix.
I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow "Last of the big spenders  | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix.
I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow
Last of the big spenders "Only the best for you, peachy  | |||
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"Hey I don't think I've actually officially said hi to the lounge! Waves*" *waves back like a woman possesed... or a chimp going nuts, they're both pretty similar* | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix.
I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow
Last of the big spenders
Only the best for you, peachy "Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it. | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix.
I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow
Last of the big spenders
Only the best for you, peachy
Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it."Who needs lube? Sausage and corridor come to mind  | |||
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix.
I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow
Last of the big spenders
Only the best for you, peachy
Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it.
Who needs lube?
Sausage and corridor come to mind "
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"Right then, pizza & porn. Perfect night in. What time ya coming over then? 7pm tomorrow. Me and Babs are off to Blackpool to play on 2p machines tonight
We'll be millionaires Rodders
We wont, we'll come back with shit magnets that cost us £7 in 2ps
Don't forget the out of date mini twix.
I'll bring that round for dessert tomorrow
Last of the big spenders
Only the best for you, peachy
Just don't bother with smart price lube, I'll spit in a cup all day today and that should do it.
Who needs lube?
Sausage and corridor come to mind
cheeky swine "Me? Never! | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time " Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap "I've achieved nothing I actually wanted to get done. Bloody typical. I deserve a nap tho right? I mean, I've slept for 13 hours and been awake almost 3 now. | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap
I've achieved nothing I actually wanted to get done. Bloody typical. I deserve a nap tho right? I mean, I've slept for 13 hours and been awake almost 3 now."Yeah course you do. If you've been awake 3 hours I'd say you're overdue for a nap! | |||
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"I think it's nearly nap time Can't beat a bank holiday sofa nap
I've achieved nothing I actually wanted to get done. Bloody typical. I deserve a nap tho right? I mean, I've slept for 13 hours and been awake almost 3 now."As if you're questioning your deservedness of a nap. Everyone deserves a nap. | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF?" I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy " Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? " I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard.  | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard. "Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic? | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard.
Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic? "Well you can't send laughing voice clips | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard.
Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic?
Well you can't send laughing voice clips "Harsh. | |||
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"Good Morning. Is it quite in here lately or is it me just thinking that? Should I just stop thinking? FAF? I have lost the ability to think. I try but it makes me sleepy Is sleepy thinking like sleepy sex? You end giving up halfway? I would need to think of an answer, it's too hard.
Is that your standard reply when Someone sends you a cock pic?
Well you can't send laughing voice clips
Harsh. "She's a bitch, isnt she! | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx" Love you, sweet dreamsies | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies " love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well " I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon." think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye "But then I might miss some fun stuff | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye
But then I might miss some fun stuff "do as youre bloody well told young girl xx | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye
But then I might miss some fun stuff
do as youre bloody well told young girl xx "Yes nanna. What time are you off to work? I'll set my alarm to get back up | |||
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"hi gang and nighty night - throbbing feet and headache and too much going on in my head - see you i the morning xx Love you, sweet dreamsies love you tooxxxxxx hope you slept well I've not slept yet. I got carried away with drinkypoos and forum nonsense. I've not even managed a lady wank That's probably why I've not crashed out yet actually. Must remedy that soon. think i was asleep before my head hit the pillow but awake again at one- i am now giving you that nanna look that says - have a wank and get some shuteye
But then I might miss some fun stuff
do as youre bloody well told young girl xx
Yes nanna. What time are you off to work? I'll set my alarm to get back up "kids huh  | |||
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. Airport bound in just over an hour | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour "Safe journey home lovely x | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour "Safe travels | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour "Have a safe journey home x | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour "bring a bagfull of sunshine home please - its kinda grey here today | |||
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"Thank you ladies, I'll try and bring sunshine but I have a feeling you might have to settle for my sunny disposition "And duty free perfume? | |||
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"right of i pop - see you all tonight - maybe a quick peep on my break "Have a cracking day xx | |||
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"Thank you ladies, I'll try and bring sunshine but I have a feeling you might have to settle for my sunny disposition
And duty free perfume? "Nah it's cheaper online | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour "I'm headed there now | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour
I'm headed there now "Me too | |||
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 Anyone with cool hands free to apply some after sun please?...  | |||
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"G'morning. I'm late to work! And sizzles from too much sun yesterday Anyone with cool hands free to apply some after sun please?... "You do mine and I'll do yours  | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour
I'm headed there now
Me too "Tomorrow for us | |||
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"Morning folks . Airport bound in just over an hour
I'm headed there now
Me too
Tomorrow for us "Safe flying y'all | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant "No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre? 
Oh go on then, get it out of your system | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please " I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? " Flogger, hogtie cuffs, lube, erm..... toy cleaner perhaps? I'm sure there were 6 things. | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? Flogger, hogtie cuffs, lube, erm..... toy cleaner perhaps? I'm sure there were 6 things. " That god for that! When I typed the comment I wondered if the postman was for the porn you mentioned yesterday
I like your deliveries | |||
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"Is the postman gonna come today? Please please please I'm sure he is ... what are you waiting for? Flogger, hogtie cuffs, lube, erm..... toy cleaner perhaps? I'm sure there were 6 things. That god for that! When I typed the comment I wondered if the postman was for the porn you mentioned yesterday
I like your deliveries "Ahhh! That's brill, I'd forgotten about that | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant
No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre?
Oh go on then, get it out of your system "I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant
No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre?
Oh go on then, get it out of your system
I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! "Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked?
I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant
No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre?
Oh go on then, get it out of your system
I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover! "It's irrelevant anyone coz you know some prick will throw a socks on Sat and you'll get called in to cover the shift anyway | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant
No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre?
Oh go on then, get it out of your system
I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover!
Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked?
I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief " | |||
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant
No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre?
Oh go on then, get it out of your system
I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover!
Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked?
I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief
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"Is it Thursday? I need a little rant
No it's not rant day. What if we all did that ranting left right and centre?
Oh go on then, get it out of your system
I just dont understand how im allowed a saturday off, but not the friday or sunday. Saturday is the hardest of the 3 to cover!
Oh that's not what I was expecting. Have you asked?
I will message with privately with my expert HR advice .... it may or may not involve some stress relief "Stress relief definitely needed! And now certain people dont know how to make film for us to make things with! Stupid people everywhere | |||
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I'm wimpy | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy "Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff "Arsehole bloody mean to me you are | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are "I know | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know "I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print "Hahahahahah id like to see you try | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print "I'll hold him down whilst you do | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do "Your fucked kid! | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid! "I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. "Oh we can | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
Oh we can "Don't you bleeding start | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself. "You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope "Underestimate us at your peril! | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope
Underestimate us at your peril! "I got my delivery today and I ain't afraid to use it. Roar. | |||
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"Postman yaaaay. I can't open the box tho I'm wimpy
Hope theyve sent you the wrong stuff
Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
Oh we can
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Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
You're both 2 of the smallest people I've come into contact with... I think I'll cope
Underestimate us at your peril!
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Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
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I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
Oh we can
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Oh we can
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This could be dangerous
Bring it beeyatch "Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will | |||
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Oh we can
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My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment
This could be dangerous
Bring it beeyatch
Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will"Fighting talk right there | |||
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Oh we can
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This could be dangerous
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Oh we can
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My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment
This could be dangerous
Bring it beeyatch
Once I finish this steak slice, I ruddy well will
Hope you enjoyed you're steak bake. "It was that good, I've lost all need to antagonise the tiny pirate | |||
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Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
Oh we can
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Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
Oh we can
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Arsehole bloody mean to me you are
I know
I'm gonna kick your arse I am. Really sodding hard. It might leave a mark and everything, a nice heel print
I'll hold him down whilst you do
Your fucked kid!
I'm aware I used the incorrect you're. I'm tired ok. Unforgivable, You cannot punish me more for that blunder than I'll punish myself.
Oh we can
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My baby cakes is currently over southern Spain and I have no entertainment
This could be dangerous
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One of those "when my membership expires, im off" dealies?
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? That's a shame, I liked her. I will just go quietly. There one minute, gone the next. " Yes it is a shame, you're going nowhere lady | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? " Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess "You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name. MrBee. | |||
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess
You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name.
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I just annoyed everyone when I did that
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"We've lost another forum lady. She graced our presence at a recent social. Foxy Foreigner has left. I only mention this because someone mentioned a few people that have left lately, some go out quietly and other make a loud noise when they leave. How will you go? Probably like last time - I'll take over 0 meet club, write a cryptic opening post and then vanish an hour or so later. Hopefully people will remember my name this time - I hadn't been gone long and they were having to guess
You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name.
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I just annoyed everyone when I did that
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Your supposed to where itbat the other end!
It fell off! I don't have any no nails so I thought fuck it "Could you not plait it into your bum hair? | |||
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You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name.
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I just annoyed everyone when I did that
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You need to make sure you sign your posts with your name.
MrBee.
I just annoyed everyone when I did that
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"I'm eating my bodyweight in doritos and chocolate
I'm eating toast with proper bread and butter. How I missed food
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I'm eating toast with proper bread and butter. How I missed food
Chocolate would be good,I may have an eating day tomorrow.
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Can I have ketchup with my waffle please?
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Can I have ketchup with my waffle please?
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Cheers. I'd like them now please, I don't normally have breakfast but all I've eaten in the last 2 days is a chocolate cornflake cake and I think I'm getting hungry "I'd be chewing my own arm off Or just cooking something
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Can I have ketchup with my waffle please?
You can have whatever you like lovely
Cheers. I'd like them now please, I don't normally have breakfast but all I've eaten in the last 2 days is a chocolate cornflake cake and I think I'm getting hungry
I'd be chewing my own arm off
Or just cooking something
I'll squeeze them through the internets for you"I have hungry days where I'll eat anything that looks remotely edible and then I go the next few days without even thinking about food. I think today is gonna be a hungry day. | |||
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