FabSwingers.com forum: How d'ya like your eggs in the morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell put it, how d'ya like your eggs in the morning?

Boiled, fried...up or down, or with a kiss?

The saucepan is coming up to boil, the frying pan is sizzling...orders please!!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Unfertilised

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Poached please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unfertilised

That's not on the menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached please x"

On toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly fried, not as healthy but my fav with hot buttered toast. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over easy.....

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Delivered to our Chams hotel room with bacon and buttered bread!! Just like now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfectly fried, not as healthy but my fav with hot buttered toast. Yum. "

Your wish is my command!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over easy.....

I knew you'd order that as soon as you came in

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Preferably wrapped in chocolate and filled with caramel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadburys creme please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried.....on yer chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over easy.....

We know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivered to our Chams hotel room with bacon and buttered bread!! Just like now!"

Hopping on the moped now...will be with you in about 3 hrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poached please x"

I cannot condone stolen eggs.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine with a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over easy.....

We know."

Crispy on the top , crispy on the bottom and runny in the middle .....

Story of my life really ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine with a kiss

Crazy Crazy Nights - Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.

Just had to Google shakshuka!!

Sorry Meli...this is a greasy spoon cafe...the posh eaterie is round the corner!!

Can I get you a brew instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine with with a squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mine with a kiss

No tongues though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine with with a squirt"

Who pisses on your eggs?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.

My son makes this for me. Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poached please x"

Ours too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mine with with a squirt"

Any squirters in the cafe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrambled"

Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrambled"
like your brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached please x

Ours too

Poached coming up...it tastes as good as it looks

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Boiled with toast and a coffee please x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.

Just had to Google shakshuka!!

Sorry Meli...this is a greasy spoon cafe...the posh eaterie is round the corner!!

Can I get you a brew instead?"

What?! Geez at least post a warning in your OP that's it's a greasy spoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boiled with toast and a coffee please x"

Coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Served shakshuka style please with toasted sourdough bread. Perfect.

Just had to Google shakshuka!!

Sorry Meli...this is a greasy spoon cafe...the posh eaterie is round the corner!!

Can I get you a brew instead?

What?! Geez at least post a warning in your OP that's it's a greasy spoon!

It's a posh greasy spoon! And my sourdough starter is past its 'use by' date

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fried egg yolks for about 30 seconds are perfect.

The whites are shit so don't bother frying that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached on brown toast with pepper and Hp sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fried egg yolks for about 30 seconds are perfect.

The whites are shit so don't bother frying that stuff."

I'll pass the comments about the egg whites on to the hens but I know what they're going to say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached on brown toast with pepper and Hp sauce

HP sauce...only the best!

Plus Daddie's sauce sounds just wrong!

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t yolk with me

You’re poaching my best yolks

Happy Fry-day!

Don’t be such a chicken

Stay on the sunny side up

That’s cracking

Let’s hatch a plan

Omelettin’ this slide

Shell shock

You’re such a rotten egg

I’m scrambled

I might whisk it!

You’re so hard boiled

Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Fried egg yolks for about 30 seconds are perfect.

The whites are shit so don't bother frying that stuff.

I'll pass the comments about the egg whites on to the hens but I know what they're going to say!"

Cluck off ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea.

Certainly...

How hot do you like your chillies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best reply ever by a family member who doesn't like them was sung to the same tune "I like mine in the bin"

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I've just made poached eggs, pan-fried crispy bacon, and homemade hash browns as per John Torode's Masterchef test the other night. Lovely!

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

"Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea.

Certainly...

How hot do you like your chillies?"

I love all types of chilli but the thin, hot and spicy ones are delicious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a 3 egg omelette with chilli and cheese please, oh and if you're feeling generous some fried potatoes and a big mug of tea.

Certainly...

How hot do you like your chillies?

I love all types of chilli but the thin, hot and spicy ones are delicious. "

Take a seat and I'll bring it over when ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrambledlike your brain

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrambled

Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrambled

Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!

Thankyou

My pleasure.

Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?

Payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrambled

Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!

Thankyou

My pleasure.

Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?

Payment in kind

Omg I knew there was a catch

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Boiled for me please with 2 slices of buttery toast cut into soldiers.

I boil mine for 3 mins 43 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrambled

Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!

Thankyou

My pleasure.

Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?

Payment in kind

Omg I knew there was a catch

There's a wooden step to stand on if the sink is too high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached please, but have to have a runny yolk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boiled for me please with 2 slices of buttery toast cut into soldiers.

I boil mine for 3 mins 43 seconds

Very precise!

Stop watch running...

Toast cut...

Is that with a gin?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached please, but have to have a runny yolk."

Coming up but the stop watch is currently busy for next 2 minutes 20 seconds...

19 seconds...

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Eggs Florentine please, or scrambled, with flakes of smoked salmon and a little cram, on buttered wholemeal toast.

I'm impressed that you are not using a commercial 'scrambled egg' product.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Boiled for me please with 2 slices of buttery toast cut into soldiers.

I boil mine for 3 mins 43 seconds

Very precise!

Stop watch running...

Toast cut...

Is that with a gin?

;-)"

Bit early for that, maybe later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs Florentine please, or scrambled, with flakes of smoked salmon and a little cram, on buttered wholemeal toast.

I'm impressed that you are not using a commercial 'scrambled egg' product."

No salmon but there are some sardines in the fridge left over from yesterday. Can wash the tomato sauce off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrambled

Jo!! You can have them any way you want them!!

Thankyou

My pleasure.

Any chance you can grab an apron and rubber gloves and do some washing up please?

Payment in kind

Omg I knew there was a catch

There's a wooden step to stand on if the sink is too high

What are you trying to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite is over easy with salt and pepper.

But lately I've been eating scrambled with feta cheese crumbled on top.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Only 2 things I can eat in the morning, cold pizza and jizz. Not at the same time mind.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I like them with bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as i get my kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you trying to say

I could see you on tiptoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you trying to say

I could see you on tiptoes

Oh shucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favorite is over easy with salt and pepper.

But lately I've been eating scrambled with feta cheese crumbled on top. "

Don't have any feta cheese but...no I won't even go there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only 2 things I can eat in the morning, cold pizza and jizz. Not at the same time mind."

Cold pizza isn't on the menu. Jizz can be by prior arrangement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shucks

Lovely calves by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like them with bacon."

Seeside!!

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as i get my kiss

You'll have to ask my washerupper for the kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg and bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as i get my kiss

You'll have to ask my washerupper for the kiss

that's me I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shucks

Lovely calves by the way

Nice tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had scrambled with bacon and toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that's me I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shucks

Lovely calves by the way

Nice tiles

Are you flirting with the boss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Egg and bacon sandwich

Coming up!

Sorry about the delay...sorting out the washerupper...just can't get the staff nowadays!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shucks

Lovely calves by the way

Nice tiles

Are you flirting with the boss?

Who me

......naaaaaa

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?' "

Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!

Hard it is then!

Is it the taste/texture or when it runs down your chin and you have to clean it up with your finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'

Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves on

"
dunno about that ...i have just been sticking everything in the dishwasher not needed rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'

Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves on

dunno about that ...i have just been sticking everything in the dishwasher not needed rubber gloves"

Smart arse!!

And peachy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fried... with bacon, sausages, beans, fried mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, bubble & squeak, toast and a latté.

...and a lamb koftè. XD

- Amy. x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!

Hard it is then!

Is it the taste/texture or when it runs down your chin and you have to clean it up with your finger?

Haha, are we still talking yolks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm one of those really weird people that can't eat runny yolks! So as long as my yolk is hard I'll eat them any which way!

Hard it is then!

Is it the taste/texture or when it runs down your chin and you have to clean it up with your finger?

Haha, are we still talking yolks?

Of course! What did you think I meant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a cake

Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!"

Take a seat opposite Miss.Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it raw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, do you ever use the line 'do you want yours scrabbled?'

Damn! I was saving that for my washerupper - hoping she'd keep her rubber gloves on

dunno about that ...i have just been sticking everything in the dishwasher not needed rubber gloves

Smart arse!!

And peachy..."

*curtsey*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fried... with bacon, sausages, beans, fried mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, bubble & squeak, toast and a latté.

...and a lamb koftè. XD

- Amy. x"

Full English coming up...once my washerupper has done the dishwasher I'll ask her to pop down to Waitrose for the koftè thingymajig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fried... with bacon, sausages, beans, fried mushrooms, hash browns, black pudding, bubble & squeak, toast and a latté.

...and a lamb koftè. XD

- Amy. x

Full English coming up...once my washerupper has done the dishwasher I'll ask her to pop down to Waitrose for the koftè thingymajig."

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!

Take a seat opposite Miss.Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco "

Just cos you want the clubcard points!!

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

fresh they laid five for me this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!

Take a seat opposite Miss.Red

Second thoughts, maybe not...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if you got the orders mixed up, but I didn't get my cheese and chilli omelette, and I didn't like the look of the egg with the hard yolk so I (chilli) made my own so it's chillis own hot chilli cheese omelette for hot and chilli. "

Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.

Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fresh they laid five for me this morning

I get mine from the Netherlands...

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Poached, but with a runny yolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!

Take a seat opposite Miss.Red

And yes it does [look big]

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"fresh they laid five for me this morning

I get mine from the Netherlands..."
i get them over the road at my friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached, but with a runny yolk

Take a seat on the runny table with dinks... And please avoid eye contact with Miss.Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco

Just cos you want the clubcard points!!"

Yea ...whats wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco

Just cos you want the clubcard points!!

Yea ...whats wrong with that

Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco

Just cos you want the clubcard points!!

Yea ...whats wrong with that

Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!"

Yep .....and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco

Just cos you want the clubcard points!!

Yea ...whats wrong with that

Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!

Yep .....and

Customers are waiting!

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.

Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?

Aaah that's very nice of you, but what I'll do first if you like is go and give your washer upper a hand as many hands make light work and then when we're back on track, I'll take you up on the toast offer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.

Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?

I would give her a hand but she's still down at Tescos.

Fancy grabbing an apron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a cake

Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?"

Yes please. Please remember not to cut the cake into slices, that way it only counts as one piece!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a cake

Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?

Yes please. Please remember not to cut the cake into slices, that way it only counts as one piece!

Only if you swallow it whole...in one go...and no gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a cake

Afternoon tea starts at 2.30pm precisely. Shall I reserve you a table?

Yes please. Please remember not to cut the cake into slices, that way it only counts as one piece!

Only if you swallow it whole...in one go...and no gagging

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Sorry!! Having problems out back with my porcelain hygiene technician.

Can I offer you a round of toast on the house?

I would give her a hand but she's still down at Tescos.

Fancy grabbing an apron?

Ok will do but don't want to take anyone's job just lend a helping hand in the interim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi .... won't they have it in Tesco

Just cos you want the clubcard points!!

Yea ...whats wrong with that

Nothing... except you do your weekly shop at the same time!

Yep .....and

Customers are waiting!"

Then get another helper ...i am checking out the chocolate aisle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok will do but don't want to take anyone's job just lend a helping hand in the interim

Thanks, she will be gone for at least another hour.

Any good at baking? The lady with the fluttering eyes wants a cream pie at 2.30....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cream pie...."

Cream tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then get another helper ...i am checking out the chocolate aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?"

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!

I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?

Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!

I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?

Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere..."

Fresh cream would be a bonus! None of that squirty rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fresh cream would be a bonus! None of that squirty rubbish

It says 'Lead free fresh double cream' on the side of the 10cc sachet...

Is that okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!

I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?

Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere..."

Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!

I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?

Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...

Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do

Sorry didn't see you stood behind the dishwasher

I'll tell q_teepie it will have to be strawberry jam...with extra cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!

I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?

Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...

Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do

Sorry didn't see you stood behind the dishwasher

I'll tell q_teepie it will have to be strawberry jam...with extra cream."

Can I have some of the extra cream to squirt in your face please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluttering those eyes will get you everywhere!

Chocolate or vanilla sponge?

Vanilla sponge please! With raspberry jam

FFS...Give you an inch and you try parking in it!

I suppose you want fresh cream in the middle too?

Washerupper is still at Tesco so she can get the raspberry jam. I'm sure I have some fresh cream here somewhere...

Oi ......i was back from Tesco ages ago .....strawberry jam will have to do

Sorry didn't see you stood behind the dishwasher

I'll tell q_teepie it will have to be strawberry jam...with extra cream.

Can I have some of the extra cream to squirt in your face please

Think I should reach

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"As Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell put it, how d'ya like your eggs in the morning?

Boiled, fried...up or down, or with a kiss?

The saucepan is coming up to boil, the frying pan is sizzling...orders please!!"

what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?

2x fried please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I have some of the extra cream to squirt in your face please

Think I should reach

Touché!!

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over a year ago

what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?

2x fried please xx"

You've just made it...

I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?

2x fried please xx

You've just made it...

I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked fully through, flipped over then nuked.

I'm a heathen

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over a year ago

what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?

2x fried please xx

You've just made it...

I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel!"

Omg health and safety issue here .... using the same tea towel to clear up cream and do 2xfried eggs tut tut

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Scrambled and served on a lightly toasted slice of wholemeal

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Cooked fully through, flipped over then nuked.

I'm a heathen

You can sit with me then. Can't abide a runny yolk

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Used to be scrambled now I have them poached using my new toaster which also poaches eggs at the same time.

The future is here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooked fully through, flipped over then nuked.

I'm a heathen

Go and sit with Miss.Red...but don't mention how big her bum looks!

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over a year ago

Omg health and safety issue here .... using the same tea towel to clear up cream and do 2xfried eggs tut tut

I washed my hands first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a cake lol.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Eggs Benedict

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

Poached with spinach!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrambled and served on a lightly toasted slice of wholemeal "

Runny, hard or aren't you fussy?

Your yolks I mean

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

what time does breakfast finish ? I mean it's 13.37 and I've just got up ?

2x fried please xx

You've just made it...

I'll put them on after I've mopped up the cream with this tea towel!

Omg health and safety issue here .... using the same tea towel to clear up cream and do 2xfried eggs tut tut

thanks for pointing that out - I didn't want to say anything but thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to be scrambled now I have them poached using my new toaster which also poaches eggs at the same time.

The future is here!"

This is a greasy spoon not Tomorrow's World!!

Note to younger customers: Tomorrow's World was a BBC series that predicted and showcased technology in the future. As a rule they got it wrong!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"Used to be scrambled now I have them poached using my new toaster which also poaches eggs at the same time.

The future is here!

This is a greasy spoon not Tomorrow's World!!

Note to younger customers: Tomorrow's World was a BBC series that predicted and showcased technology in the future. As a rule they got it wrong!"

they did get one thing right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a cake lol."

Nikki is licking her lips and hasn't even tasted it yet!

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By *aughtywifeyWoman
over a year ago

Scrabbled (not a spelling mistake) lol if you're offering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs Benedict"

Coming up...any toast or tea with that?

You just got out of bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached with spinach!! "

Would Olive Oyl like something too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrabbled (not a spelling mistake) lol if you're offering. "

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By *reman6976Man
over a year ago

Deeping St James

"Poached with spinach!!

Would Olive Oyl like something too?"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Eggs Benedict

Coming up...any toast or tea with that?

You just got out of bed?"

No I've been working with elderly people since 8 this morning have to go back out again at 4, and black coffee please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs Benedict

Coming up...any toast or tea with that?

You just got out of bed?

No I've been working with elderly people since 8 this morning have to go back out again at 4, and black coffee please xx

You're an angel! This is on the house xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Eggs Benedict

Coming up...any toast or tea with that?

You just got out of bed?

No I've been working with elderly people since 8 this morning have to go back out again at 4, and black coffee please xx

You're an angel! This is on the house xx"
xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On toast with crispy bacon and the egg all runny where you end up wiping it off your chin yummy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On toast with crispy bacon and the egg all runny where you end up wiping it off your chin yummy."

Another customer for the runny yolk table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfertilised!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unfertilised!!

Everyone wears gloves in this kitchen!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sunny side up or boiled with a soft yolk. Soft egg yolk tastes so much better than hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poached.placed ontop of fresh crusty white toast,peppered then gently nipped to let all the oozyness slowly flow away over the toast!!

Take a seat opposite Miss.Red

O miss Red!! How about if the toast was swapped for fresh salmon , dill and a ever so dlightly runny egg complimented with fresh orange????

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