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"I've had this profile for four weeks now. It's empty. Sigh ...... Just .... I dunno ... Pffffffffffft........ ?" Stop wingin newbie xx  | |||
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"Maybe it wouid help if you had a pic or two xx Daisy" . Granny does not do pics.  | |||
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"great profile hunni, fancy a jump" I'd leap to my death to save you from a fate worse than fuck xxx my favourite illumination xxx | |||
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"bet you are till getting messages saying how you sound like the type of woman they want to meet though "Funnily enough ...... yeah .lol ....had couple of quality meets since coming back and all from nothing.... ha ! | |||
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"great profile hunni, fancy a jump I'd leap to my death to save you from a fate worse than fuck xxx my favourite illumination xxx" cheers .......  | |||
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"I've had this profile for four weeks now. It's empty. Sigh ...... Just .... I dunno ... Pffffffffffft........ ? Stop wingin newbie xx "Oi .. retired old man... Hush | |||
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"I actually prefer it to your old one" What was wrong with the old one ? | |||
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"Is this a look at me thread? 
"Nooooooooooo It's a do my work for me thread Pearl. I've rewritten it a few times and it stinks..... I need to capture the essence of what I want but Im beginning to doubt it's here. I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too. | |||
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"I actually prefer it to your old one What was wrong with the old one ?" Ya really have ta ask? | |||
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"Maybe it wouid help if you had a pic or two xx Daisy" Thanks Dais.... Can I use yours ? | |||
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"I actually prefer it to your old one What was wrong with the old one ?" nothing,I'm just very into Minimalism at the moment | |||
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"Maybe it wouid help if you had a pic or two xx Daisy Thanks Dais.... Can I use yours ?" | |||
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"Is this a look at me thread?
Nooooooooooo It's a do my work for me thread Pearl.
I've rewritten it a few times and it stinks.....
I need to capture the essence of what I want but Im beginning to doubt it's here.
I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too.
". You know me, I don't give advice on profiles anymore, as I believe survival is the fittest. | |||
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx" Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx | |||
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" I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too. " psychic swingers then? maybe they'll know already | |||
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"Is this a look at me thread?
Nooooooooooo It's a do my work for me thread Pearl.
I've rewritten it a few times and it stinks.....
I need to capture the essence of what I want but Im beginning to doubt it's here.
I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too.
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You know me, I don't give advice on profiles anymore, as I believe survival is the fittest. "You keep surviving Pearl ...... xxxx | |||
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"Maybe it wouid help if you had a pic or two xx Daisy" oh my  | |||
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"I actually prefer it to your old one What was wrong with the old one ? Ya really have ta ask? "Well .......yes. I thought the old one was succinct. Idiot proof. To the point and successful. I'm sweeter these days .... | |||
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx" please refrain from mentioning yummy chocolate bars. I can't bear it. | |||
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"great read fantastic profile fancy a meet? "Yes please Who you got lined up for me ? | |||
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"I actually prefer it to your old one What was wrong with the old one ? Ya really have ta ask?
Well .......yes. I thought the old one was succinct. Idiot proof. To the point and successful.
I'm sweeter these days ...."Bugger I was right ya were abducted and probed by aliens xx | |||
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"I actually prefer it to your old one What was wrong with the old one ? Ya really have ta ask?
Well .......yes. I thought the old one was succinct. Idiot proof. To the point and successful.
I'm sweeter these days ....
Bugger I was right ya were abducted and probed by aliens xx "musta bin good if she came back sweeter.  | |||
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx please refrain from mentioning yummy chocolate bars. I can't bear it." Are there any unyummy ones ? | |||
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"great profile hunni, fancy a jump" Are you jumping Big Bird from Sesame Street in your profile pic View? | |||
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"great read fantastic profile fancy a meet?
Yes please Who you got lined up for me ?"me baby | |||
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"I love it Granny C. Just wish I had time to read it all "Make time. I've read yours over and over and over and over. I love the bit about the banana shaped phallus | |||
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"great read fantastic profile fancy a meet?
Yes please Who you got lined up for me ?
me baby "Okay Jaqs....... im on my way. Have to let you know that I can't drive - or read.....so I may be some time...... Oh .....and im skint. | |||
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"I've had this profile for four weeks now. It's empty. Sigh ...... Just .... I dunno ... Pffffffffffft........ ?" your pulled | |||
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"I love the bit about the banana shaped phallus "
Shushittt! I don't want anyone looking at us 
*checks the 'looked at me'*
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" I get tons of what I don't want but I used to get that with a profile too. psychic swingers then? maybe they'll know already "You ARE an astute woman.... giz a lick of your fork ! | |||
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"Hi sexy girl Just read your profile you sound very interesting and I think we would be perfect together Your pictures are gorgeous and I know I am only 18 but I have years of experience and seem much older than my actual age Please please please message me back so we can meet immediately xxxx Pmsl "oi Oi oi ..... no forty three year old women posing as virginal males please ! Oh okay .... come on down ! | |||
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"Ok read and reread your profile, its a little on the long side, to many words, think you need to shorten it a little, oh a few pics wouldn't go amiss, but apart from that, when are free? "Thanks for your advice. I will shorten it right away ...... I don't need pics as I am a DEAD RINGER for the bull dog on the meat tin..... When am I free ? I'd never charge a friend. Call it the luck of the irish x | |||
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"Ok read and reread your profile, its a little on the long side, to many words, think you need to shorten it a little, oh a few pics wouldn't go amiss, but apart from that, when are free?
Thanks for your advice. I will shorten it right away ...... I don't need pics as I am a DEAD RINGER for the bull dog on the meat tin..... When am I free ? I'd never charge a friend. Call it the luck of the irish x"Is that the bull dog that is chewing a wasp? glad to here your gonna be a freebie | |||
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"crumpet ur new to me, but the day i messaged u about gubbing something was the day i quite lieterally fell in...........ur gub! xxx Hello Lovely xx xx Thank you for the private lessos .... mind that battered mars bar doesn't get tangled in your string vest xxxx Grey is such a lovely colour xx" private lessos??? where was i during that party FFS!!!! | |||
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"After reading all this lovely positive feedback I have taken a leaf out of the OP's book
Hopefully we'll get some meets now "We free next saturday nite, would love to meet you | |||
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"After reading all this lovely positive feedback I have taken a leaf out of the OP's book
Hopefully we'll get some meets now
We free next saturday nite, would love to meet you "You bloody hope we turn up at the airport and not turn out to be timewasters | |||
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"After reading all this lovely positive feedback I have taken a leaf out of the OP's book
Hopefully we'll get some meets now
We free next saturday nite, would love to meet you
You bloody hope we turn up at the airport and not turn out to be timewasters "Ack i know you wouldnt leave us stranded, (feck get back up plan quick) | |||
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"Nobody reads them anyway. I have tested this theory. You can put any old shite and they still say... love your profile "Correct. I get those....... i say ......ooooooo which bit d'ya like ? | |||
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"Have you not received sufficient advice or inspirations to update your profile yet? You could always have a pic! "Know what Pearl. You are right..... Just the one mind....... Got some thinking to do now..... Maybe just ONE sentence too ....... Like ? | |||
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"Have you not received sufficient advice or inspirations to update your profile yet? You could always have a pic!
Know what Pearl. You are right.....
Just the one mind....... Got some thinking to do now.....
Maybe just ONE sentence too .......
Like ? ". It can be a very loooooooooooog sentence! | |||
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"I think you need a cock pic Granny...they seem all the rage "LOL ...... Brill idea!] I wondered why people keep sending them ..... Now i know it's an act of kindness... hahaha..... | |||
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"Granny i think soapy just licked your arse "Arrh my favourite pastime xx | |||
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"Granny i think soapy just licked your arse
Arrh my favourite pastime xx"just cos you can reach nipples lol | |||
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"Granny i think soapy just licked your arse
Arrh my favourite pastime xx
just cos you can reach nipples lol"Can so then xx | |||
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"Granny i think soapy just licked your arse "He's retired Fuss. The only thing he licks now is the back of the Queens head. | |||
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"I love you Granny, and I'm straight! Had me in stitches reading this thread, thanks "lends your brassiere..... | |||
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"Granny i think soapy just licked your arse
He's retired Fuss. The only thing he licks now is the back of the Queens head. "Errr not quite lol I'm retired not dead pmsl xx | |||
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"I love you Granny, and I'm straight! Had me in stitches reading this thread, thanks
lends your brassiere....."Its a bikini but fine, want my face pics too? | |||
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"I love you Granny, and I'm straight! Had me in stitches reading this thread, thanks
lends your brassiere.....
Its a bikini but fine, want my face pics too?"Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nah..... you got any good lookin' ones pls ? | |||
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"One sentence: Super sexy Scouse Silhouette, seriously seeking some stupendously solid swinging shags.... ( Saturdays... Some Sundays... ) "Well I am using that ........ thank you ..... but only the true bits.. | |||
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"One sentence: Super sexy Scouse Silhouette, seriously seeking some stupendously solid swinging shags.... ( Saturdays... Some Sundays... )
Well I am using that ........ thank you ..... but only the true bits.."
Wasnt sure about your Sundays....
But.... The rest holds water..;-) | |||
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar. you never seem to age hmmmmm. "It's my cuntural inheritance | |||
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar. you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance "Granny has a silhouette getting older in the attic... | |||
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar. you never seem to age hmmmmm. "Heavy use of shadow I suspect | |||
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar. you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance
Granny has a silhouette getting older in the attic..."Yeah ..... It's my picture of Porny N Gay..... geddit ... ? Geddit .... Porny N Gay ...... | |||
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar. you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance
Granny has a silhouette getting older in the attic...
Yeah ..... It's my picture of Porny N Gay..... geddit ... ? Geddit .... Porny N Gay ...... "Nice one Oscar Granny... | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? " No but someone did mention licking the back of the queens head | |||
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"i'm beginning to suspect,your using old pics for your avatar. you never seem to age hmmmmm.
It's my cuntural inheritance "cant argue with that. | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear "No ....AS in raging poofter | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter"Prefer my poofters to be livid... | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter"and I step forward and take a bow.. whilst i am half way down, might as well suck | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter
Prefer my poofters to be livid..."Then ruffle his cushions...... | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter
and I step forward and take a bow..
whilst i am half way down, might as well suck"Any fluff in there ? | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter
and I step forward and take a bow..
whilst i am half way down, might as well suck
Any fluff in there ? "fluffing my speciality | |||
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"Did someone say Gay? As in Happy, dear
No ....AS in raging poofter
and I step forward and take a bow..
whilst i am half way down, might as well suck
Any fluff in there ?
fluffing my speciality"You are so talented..... yet ..... so modest.... | |||
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