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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. " 
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 ...i guess I'm going to have to state the obvious. If it smells bad...its not good  | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like? "nooooo don't ask that !!! | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like? nooooo don't ask that !!!"  I’d like to know what o need to look/smell for! | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like? nooooo don't ask that !!!
I’d like to know what o need to look/smell for! "If it smells like your good recycling bin, then you're putting your leftovers in the wrong box. | |||
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind. "If it smells of pencil sharpennings then I'm not taking the risk of putting my lead in !! | |||
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind. " | |||
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind. "I'm not sure something that smells like whittled wood is something I want to put my tongue near really. | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like? "It was like a long time covered up pussy. | |||
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind.
If it smells of pencil sharpennings then I'm not taking the risk of putting my lead in !! " | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. " Dare I say it.....fishy!!!! | |||
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind.
If it smells of pencil sharpennings then I'm not taking the risk of putting my lead in !!
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind.
If it smells of pencil sharpennings then I'm not taking the risk of putting my lead in !!
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. " But did you fuck her rank vag?? That's the important question. | |||
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"Pussy flavour is like curry, it comes in different strengths- subtle/mild is better for many and extra strong is for those with a strong constitution."  | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. But did you fuck her rank vag?? That's the important question. " Yes OP did you? I think you may well have done..... | |||
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"A good smelling pussy should smell a little like pencil sharpenings. Nothing better to smell in my mind. "No, freshly caught fish.. I get so horny around good fishmongers..  | |||
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"Pussy flavour is like curry, it comes in different strengths- subtle/mild is better for many and extra strong is for those with a strong constitution."  | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. But did you fuck her rank vag?? That's the important question. Yes OP did you? I think you may well have done....."  | |||
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"Was told by my doctor the fishier a fanny smells the healthier it is. Mines in Tip Top condition then "Nooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Maybe men do not smell the fish aroma? Their chemical make up is different to ours..!! " Ooh - that's an interesting point. Guys? | |||
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"Maybe men do not smell the fish aroma? Their chemical make up is different to ours..!! Ooh - that's an interesting point. Guys?" NO, i think some guys are too polite to mention it. | |||
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"Maybe men do not smell the fish aroma? Their chemical make up is different to ours..!! Ooh - that's an interesting point. Guys?" I love the smell. In fact I crave it sometimes but, a stench isn't sexy. | |||
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"fuck sakes..I'm trying to eat my anchovies" 
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"Maybe men do not smell the fish aroma? Their chemical make up is different to ours..!! Ooh - that's an interesting point. Guys? NO, i think some guys are too polite to mention it." prawn cocktail or scampi niknaks | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. " Ewww not good | |||
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"I always thought one of those Yankee candle car hanger things would make a good knicker ornament..." | |||
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""Smells like fish tastes like chicken"" thats exactly what frogs legs tasted like......I barfed n barfed n barfed from just one bite | |||
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"Hilarious! Two reasons. - the woman was genuinely not washing - the woman had a medical problem, most likely BV. Most easily sorted but still many, women & men are ignorant about this. BV is often caused by been over clean ... Trust your cock was scrupulously clean OP ?" Not by the time he was finished lol | |||
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"My boyfriend just said he's come across several different smells. Fish, Spam, Onion Pasty, Crab Paste, Shrimp, Piss, Armpit after a workout, and then one so bad he can't decribe it. But the smell was enough to gag a donkey and make ya beer flat. hahaha! None of these are me btw. I smell of strawberry wash. "sounds like some form of fanny gumbo | |||
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"I was going to have fish tonight I don't think I'll bother "
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. Dare I say it.....fishy!!!! " Fish only smells fishy if it has been dead for a while. Fresh fish never smells fishy. | |||
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"Maybe men do not smell the fish aroma? Their chemical make up is different to ours..!! Ooh - that's an interesting point. Guys? NO, i think some guys are too polite to mention it. prawn cocktail or scampi niknaks" Love scampi nicknacks. I want some now.. | |||
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"I always thought one of those Yankee candle car hanger things would make a good knicker ornament..." | |||
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"Maybe men do not smell the fish aroma? Their chemical make up is different to ours..!! Ooh - that's an interesting point. Guys? NO, i think some guys are too polite to mention it. prawn cocktail or scampi niknaks Love scampi nicknacks. I want some now.. "Its like you really want to eat them, and then you devour them, and then you wonder if you should have. | |||
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"I always thought one of those Yankee candle car hanger things would make a good knicker ornament..." Scent...Eau de Chip Shop? Mussel and Mango? Pollack Pourri? Cod Cookie? Tarty Trout? Ok, I'm stopping now. Annoying myself! | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. " Pussy smells. Especially if a woman is horny. In her knickers out of her knickers and well before you get your nose in there. Jesus..... knickers are not deodorant. | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her?????" Of course, he is a real gentleman | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her?????" made the story up knowing it'd get attention...unless we see that verify... | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her?????" Still waiting to find out! I think he did! | |||
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"We still don't know if he 'made out' with her! Come on OP.....come clean! Pmsl " Come clean | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! " I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell" lol but you'd rather tell us her pussy smelled? | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell" So you did then, otherwise you'd have just said no you didn't | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell" You dropped gentleman when you dropped her knickers  | |||
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"Kipper smell is ok but so log as it's John West kippers and not those cheap Poundland ones." Off to shops to buy kippers to check... | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell lol but you'd rather tell us her pussy smelled? " | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell" Would a 'gentleman' (using the word loosely) tell us about stinky female genitals? I think not. | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell Would a 'gentleman' (using the word loosely) tell us about stinky female genitals? I think not. " Mum's the word...but no harm in leaving a bottle of FemFresh in her bathroom cabinet... | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell lol but you'd rather tell us her pussy smelled?
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell" So you fuck her then slag her off on a publuc forum, but don't have the balls to admit you fucked her. Then hide behind the gentleman tag. Thank god for the notes facility on here. Take note ladies - he's a keeper! | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell So you fuck her then slag her off on a publuc forum, but don't have the balls to admit you fucked her. Then hide behind the gentleman tag. Thank god for the notes facility on here. Take note ladies - he's a keeper!"  | |||
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 I had to subtlety take a deep breath and exhale slowly so I wouldn't have to breathe in while in the vicinity. Surprised I didn't pass out and land in the thing | |||
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"I smell my knickers and fingers to make sure all is well" I (jools) do this too!  | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell So you fuck her then slag her off on a publuc forum, but don't have the balls to admit you fucked her. Then hide behind the gentleman tag. Thank god for the notes facility on here. Take note ladies - he's a keeper!" He hasn't named her yet | |||
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"I remember when I was doing a beauty course we had to practice waxing each other. And I had to wax a girl that was.... a little smelly I had to subtlety take a deep breath and exhale slowly so I wouldn't have to breathe in while in the vicinity. Surprised I didn't pass out and land in the thing "Lol that would of been funny she would of thought u where going down on her and reach for your head and keep u in there u would of died lol | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell So you fuck her then slag her off on a publuc forum, but don't have the balls to admit you fucked her. Then hide behind the gentleman tag. Thank god for the notes facility on here. Take note ladies - he's a keeper! He hasn't named her yet "Noooo cos he's a gentleman. | |||
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"I remember when I was doing a beauty course we had to practice waxing each other. And I had to wax a girl that was.... a little smelly I had to subtlety take a deep breath and exhale slowly so I wouldn't have to breathe in while in the vicinity. Surprised I didn't pass out and land in the thing
Lol that would of been funny she would of thought u where going down on her and reach for your head and keep u in there u would of died lol " | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell So you did then, otherwise you'd have just said no you didn't "Febreze it and you can go for it it works its magic hahaha | |||
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"If it smells like chicken keep on licking, if it smells like trout kick her out "OMG I can't handle much more....my sides are aching..! | |||
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"Buuutttt did he shag her????? Still waiting to find out! I think he did! I'm going to be a gentle man and not tell So you did then, otherwise you'd have just said no you didn't
Febreze it and you can go for it it works its magic hahaha "I think he cillet banged it... Bang and the gentleman was gone | |||
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"Love scampi nicknacks. I want some now.. "With you on the scampi nicknacks, generally. But not as a metaphor... If there is anything that fishy *and* with a crunchy, crumbly texture down there everyone involved should be concerned. | |||
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"If it smells like chicken keep on licking, if it smells like trout kick her out " Love this | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like? nooooo don't ask that !!!
Yes I wanna know what it smelt like too? Lol
I’d like to know what o need to look/smell for! " | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like?
It was like a long time covered up pussy. "...any cobwebs? | |||
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Op, to help offset any disappointment you may have had, perhaps we could enhance your stature here, to compensate a little? Do you like quickies or longer sessions? Like to go down for hours, as well as shag thoroughly? Rimming too? | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. " We was at a party once all in a pile on the floor there was one woman there who everyone was avoiding , I couldn't understand it and felt a little sorry for her so I went in for the lick as I neared her inner thighs the smell was like billingsgate at the end of a very hot summers day , so I came up caressed her tits sucked her nipples nuzzled her neck then whispered in her ear ......... if you think I or anyone else here will be going down there your very much mistaken My advice is to go and jump in the shower , at which point she jumped up did as I suggested came back down and the night went with a bang . After the party had ended and she had gone home with a smile on her face a few of the others asked what did I say to her when I told them my direct approach a lot of the guest where aghast st my direct approach but did thank me . | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed. We was at a party once all in a pile on the floor there was one woman there who everyone was avoiding , I couldn't understand it and felt a little sorry for her so I went in for the lick as I neared her inner thighs the smell was like billingsgate at the end of a very hot summers day , so I came up caressed her tits sucked her nipples nuzzled her neck then whispered in her ear ......... if you think I or anyone else here will be going down there your very much mistaken My advice is to go and jump in the shower , at which point she jumped up did as I suggested came back down and the night went with a bang . After the party had ended and she had gone home with a smile on her face a few of the others asked what did I say to her when I told them my direct approach a lot of the guest where aghast st my direct approach but did thank me . " one of those shit or bust moves eh | |||
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"I love it and so do a lot if guys. The question is when does it stop being sexy? I met a lady whose pussy I could smell immediately I removed her nickers and I wasn't impressed.
Tell us... what did it smell like? "Smelt like gone off fish when I went down on a lass. Was a bit of a turn off | |||
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"I treated hubby to a strip club once, we got two girls to dance. We both noticed how one of the girls had no smell. The other one however smelt like seabrooks beefy crisps!!!!! " I'm going to buy a pack later, open it and inhale deeply... | |||
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"I treated hubby to a strip club once, we got two girls to dance. We both noticed how one of the girls had no smell. The other one however smelt like seabrooks beefy crisps!!!!! I'm going to buy a pack later, open it and inhale deeply... "It wasn't that good to be fair! | |||
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"I treated hubby to a strip club once, we got two girls to dance. We both noticed how one of the girls had no smell. The other one however smelt like seabrooks beefy crisps!!!!! I'm going to buy a pack later, open it and inhale deeply...
It wasn't that good to be fair!"Thanks for the warning! Prawn cocktail instead then | |||
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"sounds like some form of fanny gumbo" I went to school with a girl named Fanny Gumbo... | |||
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" If it smells like your good recycling bin, then you're putting your leftovers in the wrong box. "That's the most thought-provoking post I've ever read in here lol | |||
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"This thread has had me crying in laughter. " Hopefully nobody in this thread looks at your username too closely......... | |||
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also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do. | |||
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"anyone had a gf youve gone on a summer holiday before and youve gone down on them after youve been at the beach all day? shit smells like sour milk, its rancid also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do. "I'm sure your g/f was very sorry she smelt after being on beach all day all sweaty. Ladies we need to 'maintain' freshness every hour in case we meet a man (probably with a smelly dick) who may put his hand down our knickers! We must only give thought for him...pmsl! This thread is hilarious. | |||
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"anyone had a gf youve gone on a summer holiday before and youve gone down on them after youve been at the beach all day? shit smells like sour milk, its rancid also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do.
I'm sure your g/f was very sorry she smelt after being on beach all day all sweaty.
Ladies we need to 'maintain' freshness every hour in case we meet a man (probably with a smelly dick) who may put his hand down our knickers! We must only give thought for him...pmsl!
This thread is hilarious."lol well you can be forgiven for coming off the beach stinking but not in general! i wouldnt ask a girl to give me head after coming back from the gym. the girl who i had my hands down her knickers must of had an issue there. its like how do you not know!?? | |||
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"anyone had a gf youve gone on a summer holiday before and youve gone down on them after youve been at the beach all day? shit smells like sour milk, its rancid also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do.
I'm sure your g/f was very sorry she smelt after being on beach all day all sweaty.
Ladies we need to 'maintain' freshness every hour in case we meet a man (probably with a smelly dick) who may put his hand down our knickers! We must only give thought for him...pmsl!
This thread is hilarious.
lol well you can be forgiven for coming off the beach stinking but not in general! i wouldnt ask a girl to give me head after coming back from the gym. the girl who i had my hands down her knickers must of had an issue there. its like how do you not know!?? "You complained about your g/f coming off the beach yet you knew she was no doubt sweaty! Does she know you're sharing this information? | |||
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"anyone had a gf youve gone on a summer holiday before and youve gone down on them after youve been at the beach all day? shit smells like sour milk, its rancid also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do.
I'm sure your g/f was very sorry she smelt after being on beach all day all sweaty.
Ladies we need to 'maintain' freshness every hour in case we meet a man (probably with a smelly dick) who may put his hand down our knickers! We must only give thought for him...pmsl!
This thread is hilarious.
lol well you can be forgiven for coming off the beach stinking but not in general! i wouldnt ask a girl to give me head after coming back from the gym. the girl who i had my hands down her knickers must of had an issue there. its like how do you not know!??
You complained about your g/f coming off the beach yet you knew she was no doubt sweaty! Does she know you're sharing this information? "were not together anymore plus shes not the nicest person going. so i dont really care | |||
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"anyone had a gf youve gone on a summer holiday before and youve gone down on them after youve been at the beach all day? shit smells like sour milk, its rancid also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do.
I'm sure your g/f was very sorry she smelt after being on beach all day all sweaty.
Ladies we need to 'maintain' freshness every hour in case we meet a man (probably with a smelly dick) who may put his hand down our knickers! We must only give thought for him...pmsl!
This thread is hilarious.
lol well you can be forgiven for coming off the beach stinking but not in general! i wouldnt ask a girl to give me head after coming back from the gym. the girl who i had my hands down her knickers must of had an issue there. its like how do you not know!??
You complained about your g/f coming off the beach yet you knew she was no doubt sweaty! Does she know you're sharing this information?
were not together anymore plus shes not the nicest person going. so i dont really care "What a 'gentleman'! | |||
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"anyone had a gf youve gone on a summer holiday before and youve gone down on them after youve been at the beach all day? shit smells like sour milk, its rancid also met another girl that i had my hand down her nickers and this smell just wofted up! i thought im fucked if im going down there lol even though its my favourite thing to do.
I'm sure your g/f was very sorry she smelt after being on beach all day all sweaty.
Ladies we need to 'maintain' freshness every hour in case we meet a man (probably with a smelly dick) who may put his hand down our knickers! We must only give thought for him...pmsl!
This thread is hilarious.
lol well you can be forgiven for coming off the beach stinking but not in general! i wouldnt ask a girl to give me head after coming back from the gym. the girl who i had my hands down her knickers must of had an issue there. its like how do you not know!??
You complained about your g/f coming off the beach yet you knew she was no doubt sweaty! Does she know you're sharing this information?
were not together anymore plus shes not the nicest person going. so i dont really care
What a 'gentleman'! "im not naming names here am i so what does it matter, shes not on here! | |||
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"The strawberry jelly thing is bothering me. Does that just not get really sticky? Do jelly crystals work as well? Wouldn't lime be 'fresher'?" Also could the chemicals in the jelly cause women a problem. One never knows but a strawberry jelly thing is not making it's way into my lingerie. | |||
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"The strawberry jelly thing is bothering me. Does that just not get really sticky? Do jelly crystals work as well? Wouldn't lime be 'fresher'?" I've no idea of the details of it as I've not tried it myself! I'd imagine it may not be a whole peice of jelly!! Personally I just lather myself with strawberry body cream, (all over my body, that is) an it seems to work! | |||
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