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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am never looking after fish again ..sisters on holiday and looking after the little niece and nephews goldfish following the transportation to my house....two fish became one....and just had to give emergency fish first aid to the last one! It's now swimming in fresh water instead of floating ....bloody responsibility is awful!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I am never looking after fish again ..sisters on holiday and looking after the little niece and nephews goldfish following the transportation to my house....two fish became one....and just had to give emergency fish first aid to the last one! It's now swimming in fresh water instead of floating ....bloody responsibility is awful!! "
. Awww you'll forever be the 'auntie that killed the fish'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol I know! Literally can't cope....on 5 minute welfare checks!!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

Blame the travel. Fish get sea sick in a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they always wait to die on someone's elses watch! bastards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would....but on day 6 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they always wait to die on someone's elses watch! bastards!"

Yes! That's it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad kept Oscars. While he was away, the little one died. Mum sent a message, "baby Oscar dead." The navy sent a chaplain round, thinking she'd lost a baby, with an officer to explain they couldn't send a message that might upset him while on patrol. How we laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they always wait to die on someone's elses watch! bastards!"

Totally this!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the question is OP.... Do you get a replacement and say nothing??

And you'll confess on Radio 2, Simon Mayo's show in his " Confession section "

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Just go down the pet shop buy 2 more that look the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So the question is OP.... Do you get a replacement and say nothing??

And you'll confess on Radio 2, Simon Mayo's show in his " Confession section " "

That was the idea... told my sister but not knowing she told the little ones....apparently they are devasted! Well that's just harsh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fish is going to 10 minute welfare checks ...appears to be swimming more....this is too stressful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd boil a kettle and let it cool and replace the water the fish is in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/17 12:13:26]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did that....that was the emergency first aid that saved the little blighter

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here

I was looking after my dad's pond while they were away, he'd got some fish in there over 15 years old.......2 weeks of me caring for them sorted that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish is going to 10 minute welfare checks ...appears to be swimming more....this is too stressful! "

Nemo lives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was looking after my dad's pond while they were away, he'd got some fish in there over 15 years old.......2 weeks of me caring for them sorted that out "

Haha it's damn hard work keeping them alive!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Erm.......losing here....fish is definatly dying......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came home to 4 dead tropical fish. and lots of apologies. I actually blame myself for not giving clearer instructions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am never looking after fish again ..sisters on holiday and looking after the little niece and nephews goldfish following the transportation to my house....two fish became one....and just had to give emergency fish first aid to the last one! It's now swimming in fresh water instead of floating ....bloody responsibility is awful!! "

It is a lot to take on, my mum is looking after a cat. . Let's hope that survives, I barely got out of my teens alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son went on holiday, the next day his big parrot fish died, I felt very guilty XXX

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I killed both my boys hamsters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am never looking after fish again ..sisters on holiday and looking after the little niece and nephews goldfish following the transportation to my house....two fish became one....and just had to give emergency fish first aid to the last one! It's now swimming in fresh water instead of floating ....bloody responsibility is awful!!

It is a lot to take on, my mum is looking after a cat. . Let's hope that survives, I barely got out of my teens alive. "

Good Lord hope your cat lives to tell the tale......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I killed both my boys hamsters!"

Accidentally, please say accidentally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all have our confessions to make here....to be fair just called my sister with fish update....after informing the children (harsh ...) she admitted killing ten rabbits of her friends when looking after them...surely two fish isn't that bad???

It's kinda just floating.....

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I once looked after my friend's hamster. She brought it round and I couldn't help notice it was a bit decrepit looking, bald patches and the biggest bollocks I've ever seen on such a small thing. Anyway, day two woke up and it was curled in a ball with its nose nestled in these bollocks I soon realised it was dead. Still don't know if it was old age or those things were some sort of tumour or it had fallen asleep like that and suffocated in its own gigantic gonads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad kept Oscars. While he was away, the little one died. Mum sent a message, "baby Oscar dead." The navy sent a chaplain round, thinking she'd lost a baby, with an officer to explain they couldn't send a message that might upset him while on patrol. How we laughed."

That's brill (laughing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish is going to 10 minute welfare checks ...appears to be swimming more....this is too stressful! "

But if you buy replacement you will be the best auntie ever and all will be forgiven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fish is going to 10 minute welfare checks ...appears to be swimming more....this is too stressful!

But if you buy replacement you will be the best auntie ever and all will be forgiven "

Think this is the necessary action required....but when they return so I don't kill them too!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"I killed both my boys hamsters!

Accidentally, please say accidentally. "

Yes! My friend traumatised them by having sex in front of them while we were on holiday then I didn't realise that the automatic air freshener in the living room was poisoning them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why ?.....fish can go 2 weeks without fresh food so why worry if proper filtration in place then there are no worries whatsoever ,besides you can buy slow release food tablets or an automatic fish feeder if bothers that much

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

At least your responsible to administer first aid. We'd struggle remembering we had them in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well never have I googled how to save a dying goldfish before....beautiful blackie is dead.....gorgeous Goldie is without dying .....I am not a filly qualified fish nurse it seems....

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?"

I keep saying sorry....to the fishy....last one went down the loo.....this one is hanging on....but barely moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?

I keep saying sorry....to the fishy....last one went down the loo.....this one is hanging on....but barely moving "

When moved did you put completely fresh water in ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?

I keep saying sorry....to the fishy....last one went down the loo.....this one is hanging on....but barely moving

When moved did you put completely fresh water in ? "

Yes....but survived 6 days......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?

I keep saying sorry....to the fishy....last one went down the loo.....this one is hanging on....but barely moving

When moved did you put completely fresh water in ?

Yes....but survived 6 days......"

Total fresh water is no good for them ,it wipes out all friendly bacteria that keeps the water stable ,to keep the other one alive your going to have to do part water changes each day as ammonia and nitrite build up has positioned the fish ...roughly a third of the water each day should see the little fella through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?

I keep saying sorry....to the fishy....last one went down the loo.....this one is hanging on....but barely moving

When moved did you put completely fresh water in ?

Yes....but survived 6 days......

Total fresh water is no good for them ,it wipes out all friendly bacteria that keeps the water stable ,to keep the other one alive your going to have to do part water changes each day as ammonia and nitrite build up has positioned the fish ...roughly a third of the water each day should see the little fella through "

I already changed it all this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to move 3 big catfish on a 2 hour trip never again *Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor fishes

Now what do you do with them? Funeral?

I keep saying sorry....to the fishy....last one went down the loo.....this one is hanging on....but barely moving

When moved did you put completely fresh water in ?

Yes....but survived 6 days......

Total fresh water is no good for them ,it wipes out all friendly bacteria that keeps the water stable ,to keep the other one alive your going to have to do part water changes each day as ammonia and nitrite build up has positioned the fish ...roughly a third of the water each day should see the little fella through

I already changed it all this morning "

If you've changed it all again leave it til Monday night and change a third

Never all at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to move 3 big catfish on a 2 hour trip never again *Mr "

Ha haa I feel your pain been there done that ...never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thinking here.... When you said you " administered first aid "... What exactly did you do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I read 'facesitting?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just thinking here.... When you said you " administered first aid "... What exactly did you do?? "

Lol scooped it out of the tank and put it in fresh water....possibly gave it's heart a start...surprised I didnt finish it off! Cleaned the fish tank (as one died last night thought it may be diseased) and put it in fresh water....but seems that wasn't a good move

...its still hanging on.....

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I was looking after my dad's pond while they were away, he'd got some fish in there over 15 years old.......2 weeks of me caring for them sorted that out "
And worth a lot of money if they were koi,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great at killing fish

I don't mean to ...it just happens

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Good cod almighty this tail is somefin else and is eely eely good, even though there's somefin fishy about it

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I lost a catfish down the toilet 50 years ago he,d be whopper if he was still alive..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Load of old pollock this is

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Did that....that was the emergency first aid that saved the little blighter "

Did you put the goldfish in the kettle, that might be the problem

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am never looking after fish again ..sisters on holiday and looking after the little niece and nephews goldfish following the transportation to my house....two fish became one....and just had to give emergency fish first aid to the last one! It's now swimming in fresh water instead of floating ....bloody responsibility is awful!! "

Have you tried rubbing your naked breasts against the tank?

It might perk him up a little bit

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

They will be having a whale of a time on holiday while your at home in very deep water.

Sounds like you have no backbone.

You do know I am only acting the cod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace them with a breeding pair of hamsters, tell the kids a fairy transformed them.

The resulting herd should ensure one or two survive for a few years, and also be suitable revenge on your sister for dumping precious fish on you without training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am never looking after fish again ..sisters on holiday and looking after the little niece and nephews goldfish following the transportation to my house....two fish became one....and just had to give emergency fish first aid to the last one! It's now swimming in fresh water instead of floating ....bloody responsibility is awful!! "

Haha!

My niece's hamster died not long after I'd looked after it!

Wasn't me honest! x

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

what's the end of the story??? did it survive???

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