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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ok guys do ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'scuse my ignorance... but a little enlightenment needed - not sure what fap means? !!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

An there was me thinking no one used:

Fortran Assembly Programming anymore!

* euclid.f (FORTRAN 77)

* Find greatest common divisor using the Euclidean algorithm

PROGRAM EUCLID

PRINT *, 'A?'

READ *, NA

IF (NA.LE.0) THEN

PRINT *, 'A must be a positive integer.'

STOP

END IF

PRINT *, 'B?'

READ *, NB

IF (NB.LE.0) THEN

PRINT *, 'B must be a positive integer.'

STOP

END IF

PRINT *, 'The GCD of', NA, ' and', NB, ' is', NGCD(NA, NB), '.'

STOP

END

FUNCTION NGCD(NA, NB)

IA = NA

IB = NB

1 IF (IB.NE.0) THEN

ITEMP = IA

IA = IB

IB = MOD(ITEMP, IB)

GOTO 1

END IF

NGCD = IA

RETURN

END

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my brain hurts.

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By *hagginhaggisCouple
over a year ago

aberdeen


"my brain hurts. "

mine too!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"'scuse my ignorance... but a little enlightenment needed - not sure what fap means? !! "

FAP is American slang for knocking one out, squeezing the sausage, bashing the bishop or any other term used for male masturbation.

As Woody Alan put it sexy with someone you love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAP?

fart and piss?

well i dunno.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now and again not the same as a ladies soft hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my brain hurts.

mine too!"

*joins in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now and again not the same as a ladies soft hands "

or feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An there was me thinking no one used:

Fortran Assembly Programming anymore!

"

too old for me - I was a Pl/1 boy!. though turned to the dark side for a fe

w years and switched to Assembler...

I've now recovered!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"my brain hurts.

mine too!

*joins in* "

Ok here it is in a nice modern easy to follow version of the "C" programming language.

#include

int main(void) {

// Define the needed variables.

int divisor, dividend, remainder;

// Prompt the user to enter the two numbers.

printf("Please enter the two numbers whose GCD you would like to find.\n");

printf("Use this format: X, Y\n");

scanf("%i, %i", &dividend, &divisor);

// Make sure neither is zero.

if(dividend == 0 || divisor == 0) {

printf("Error: Division by 0. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.\n");

}

// Make sure neither is one.

if(dividend == 1 || divisor == 1) {

printf("The GCD is 1.\n");

}

// Make sure the dividend is greater than the divisor.

if(divisor dividend) {

remainder = dividend;

dividend = divisor;

divisor = remainder;

}

// Calculate the GCD.

while(remainder != 0) {

remainder = dividend % divisor;

dividend = divisor;

divisor = remainder;

}

// Display the answer to the user.

printf("The GCD is %i.\n", dividend);

}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now my brain hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys do ya? "

We used to back home on pictures and photograph it. Im still not sure why it was so popular lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here is in a nice easy to follow version of the "F" programming language.

#include forplay

intrstg man(hung) {

// Define the need.

intgrte vibrator, end, reminder;

// Prompt the user to enter the two.

plzfk("Please enter the two whose GSPT you would like to find.\n");

plzfk("Use this format: XXXX, Y\Y");

scanties("%i, %i", &disrobe, &divide);

// Make sure neither is zero.

if(disrobe == 0 || divide == 0) {

plzfk("Error: Division by 0. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.\n");

}

// Make sure neither is one.

if(disrobe == 1 || divide == 1) {

plzfk("The GSPT is 1.\n");

}

// Make sure the disrober is greater than the dividing.

if(disrobed is dividend) {

remainder = divide;

dividend = divided;

divided = ravished;

}

// Calculate the GSPT lctn.

while(remainder != 0) {

and so on

}

// Display the answer to the user.

plzfk("The GSPT is %i.\n", dividend);

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here is in a nice easy to follow version of the "F" programming language.

#include forplay

intrstg man(hung) {

// Define the need.

intgrte vibrator, end, reminder;

// Prompt the user to enter the two.

plzfk("Please enter the two whose GSPT you would like to find.\n");

plzfk("Use this format: XXXX, Y\Y");

scanties("%i, %i", &disrobe, &divide);

// Make sure neither is zero.

if(disrobe == 0 || divide == 0) {

plzfk("Error: Division by 0. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.\n");

}

// Make sure neither is one.

if(disrobe == 1 || divide == 1) {

plzfk("The GSPT is 1.\n");

}

// Make sure the disrober is greater than the dividing.

if(disrobed is dividend) {

remainder = divide;

dividend = divided;

divided = ravished;

}

// Calculate the GSPT lctn.

while(remainder != 0) {

and so on

}

// Display the answer to the user.

plzfk("The GSPT is %i.\n", dividend); "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here is in a nice easy to follow version of the "F" programming language.

#include forplay

intrstg man(hung) {

yeah, I know.

// Define the need.

intgrte vibrator, end, reminder;

// Prompt the user to enter the two.

plzfk("Please enter the two whose GSPT you would like to find.\n");

plzfk("Use this format: XXXX, Y\Y");

scanties("%i, %i", &disrobe, &divide);

// Make sure neither is zero.

if(disrobe == 0 || divide == 0) {

plzfk("Error: Division by 0. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.\n");

}

// Make sure neither is one.

if(disrobe == 1 || divide == 1) {

plzfk("The GSPT is 1.\n");

}

// Make sure the disrober is greater than the dividing.

if(disrobed is dividend) {

remainder = divide;

dividend = divided;

divided = ravished;

}

// Calculate the GSPT lctn.

while(remainder != 0) {

and so on

}

// Display the answer to the user.

plzfk("The GSPT is %i.\n", dividend);

"

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"Ok here is in a nice easy to follow version of the "F" programming language.

#include forplay

intrstg man(hung) {

// Define the need.

intgrte vibrator, end, reminder;

// Prompt the user to enter the two.

plzfk("Please enter the two whose GSPT you would like to find.\n");

plzfk("Use this format: XXXX, Y\Y");

scanties("%i, %i", &disrobe, &divide);

// Make sure neither is zero.

if(disrobe == 0 || divide == 0) {

plzfk("Error: Division by 0. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.\n");

}

// Make sure neither is one.

if(disrobe == 1 || divide == 1) {

plzfk("The GSPT is 1.\n");

}

// Make sure the disrober is greater than the dividing.

if(disrobed is dividend) {

remainder = divide;

dividend = divided;

divided = ravished;

}

// Calculate the GSPT lctn.

while(remainder != 0) {

and so on

}

// Display the answer to the user.

plzfk("The GSPT is %i.\n", dividend); "

Love it. Problem is it wont compile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

computer says no?

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"computer says no?"

An most single guys tend to say yes. So as a ingle guy I tend to say yes as often as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 print "WTF"

20 Go to 10

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"10 print "WTF"

20 Go to 10"

Very basic though gets the job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least once a day

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