FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Are Fab ladies more clumsy than Vanilla alternatives?

Jump to newest
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE

I only ask because their are no end of them who appear to have fallen face first onto a bed after catching their stilettos in their garden string.! -)

I assume they do it dressing, because the flexibility needed to do it walking to the shops would rule most out.

So girls, you have said pic on your profile, please display it and explain just how it happened.

Many thanks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE

*there* flipping Autocarrot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"*there* flipping Autocarrot "

But you didn't correct 'garden string' ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"*there* flipping Autocarrot

But you didn't correct 'garden string' ?

"

Ahh...proof that proof reading is bollocks. Short attention span.

If I wore stilettos and a g string... I would have 2 black eyes by now.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I am not clumsy but I seem to misplace my clothing in general on my pics...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think we have one and it's a come and get me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"I am not clumsy but I seem to misplace my clothing in general on my pics... "

Yes...but on the odd one where you have managed to find a pair...you don't seem clumsy at all.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not clumsy but I seem to misplace my clothing in general on my pics... "

I'll help you misplace them for sure!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I frequently get into bed the wrong way and wonder why

I don't fit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"I frequently get into bed the wrong way and wonder why

I don't fit. "

Please explain?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently get into bed the wrong way and wonder why

I don't fit.

Please explain? "

Feet up the headboard? Attempt at irony, failed.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be clumsy and day of the week!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"I frequently get into bed the wrong way and wonder why

I don't fit.

Please explain?

Feet up the headboard? Attempt at irony, failed."

It's just I didn't realise there is a wrong way for a lady to get into bed.

As long as she is there...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"I can be clumsy and day of the week! "

Just typing or other ways?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im constantly falling and dropping things. I have so many cuts bruises on my arms and I genuinely cant explain any of them. You'd swear I was a kid

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"Im constantly falling and dropping things. I have so many cuts bruises on my arms and I genuinely cant explain any of them. You'd swear I was a kid "

Yet no sign of stilettogussetitis

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently get into bed the wrong way and wonder why

I don't fit.

Please explain?

Feet up the headboard? Attempt at irony, failed.

It's just I didn't realise there is a wrong way for a lady to get into bed.

As long as she is there... "

It can be a bit claustrophobic if the duvet falls over my head.

It is a much simpler manoeuveur if there is a friendly gent in it already to put me straight.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes lose things between my thighs. Have to spend a lot of time fishing it out. Then it slides back in, then I fish it out, slides slowly back in..

Hours..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a neurological disorder which effects my spatial awareness & coordination, therefore making me clumsy. There's my excuse.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can be clumsy and day of the week!

Just typing or other ways? "

I rest my case

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I hold on to my heels just incase g strings were made for twanging lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"I hold on to my heels just incase g strings were made for twanging lol"

You are eminently sensible. Although you do look pained as you do it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *o new Winks OP   Man
over a year ago

BAE


"I can be clumsy and day of the week!

Just typing or other ways?

I rest my case "

Well make sure it's stable. Don't want to knock it over.

Or worse...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top