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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

sossies done , bacon done, took the egg out the box.....put box away went to crack egg...

Gone ! Where t F..... did my egg go ?

Just in case you are worried...other eggs were available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oeuf it went Gwanny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Oeuf it went Gwanny "

Good yolk Soxy Nice sausage too I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny I'm fried but I just cant think of henny more so I shell return to this later....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Gwanny I'm fried but I just cant think of henny more so I shell return to this later.... "

Thanks cock, have a cracking day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sossies done , bacon done, took the egg out the box.....put box away went to crack egg...

Gone ! Where t F..... did my egg go ?

Just in case you are worried...other eggs were available."

Looks like she is a Early bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you look behind the kettle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?"

Eggsackly what I thought.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought."

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

"

It must have hatched and flown away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

"

In the kettle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u mistake this egg to the pleasure giving egg, in that case u may need to check ur pussy...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

In the kettle?"

No but what a fooking genius idea for boiling an egg and making cawfee at the same time.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Did u mistake this egg to the pleasure giving egg, in that case u may need to check ur pussy... "

No need to worry about my pussy it'd be all white.....

Geddit ? Hawwww hawwwwwww all white!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Maybe it's live on eggs box 360

What the cluck happened to it...the mysterious vanishing egstravaganza

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Maybe it's live on eggs box 360

What the cluck happened to it...the mysterious vanishing egstravaganza "

That's very clucking funny hatchually !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

In the kettle?

No but what a fooking genius idea for boiling an egg and making cawfee at the same time."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I found it eventually.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I found it eventually. "

Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found it eventually.

Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you "

U know what people say, never trust shadow profile. Once she got her eggs back, she forgot us. such a shellfish OP.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I found it eventually.

Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you

U know what people say, never trust shadow profile. Once she got her eggs back, she forgot us. such a shellfish OP. "

Oh for fucks hake! I am not shellfish. Stop carping on.....

I found it in the ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

It must have hatched and flown away."

It wouldn't have got far,,,,

I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

It must have hatched and flown away.

It wouldn't have got far,,,,

I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ? "

Soxy truth !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Don't egg me on. Do I get the nest egg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

It must have hatched and flown away.

It wouldn't have got far,,,,

I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?

Soxy truth !"

As eggscruciatingly true it is,,,,

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I found it eventually.

Well...the suspense is killing me, where the cluck was it? Egstatic for you

U know what people say, never trust shadow profile. Once she got her eggs back, she forgot us. such a shellfish OP.

Oh for fucks hake! I am not shellfish. Stop carping on.....

I found it in the ........ "

Ohhhhh you tease, if you don't peel & reveal the whereabouts of the lost eggsplorer...we may have a roe over this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't egg me on. Do I get the nest egg ?"

Don't you go getting egghausted at your age

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

It must have hatched and flown away.

It wouldn't have got far,,,,

I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?

Soxy truth !

As eggscruciatingly true it is,,,, "

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken cos the HE was a good egg.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Anyway ..... enough of this thread.

I found it in the fruit bowl next to the kiwis.

Its obvs innit?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Don't egg me on. Do I get the nest egg ?

Don't you go getting egghausted at your age "

oooooooo a comedi-hen eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you look behind the kettle?

Eggsackly what I thought.

Do you two think i'm quackers...... I looked everywhere !

It must have hatched and flown away.

It wouldn't have got far,,,,

I mean the world record chicken flight is only 13 seconds......

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?

Soxy truth !

As eggscruciatingly true it is,,,,

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken cos the HE was a good egg.

"

Pullet the other one Gwanny....

Everyone knows a he chicken is a Cockerel .....

Oh I do enjoy these eggcellent rambling Rooster Doisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't egg me on. Do I get the nest egg ?

Don't you go getting egghausted at your age

oooooooo a comedi-hen eh ?

"

An egg..stra special one....I know special needs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyway ..... enough of this thread.

I found it in the fruit bowl next to the kiwis.

Its obvs innit?"

I could have told you that earlier, but ma signal was scrambled

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