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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I haven't done this for a while, sorry

Welcome to my little cafe, come in and take a seat.

Peruse the menu and I'll be over to take your order and have a little chinwag about your weekend antics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.

Just some toast for me please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.

Just some toast for me please "

Perhaps a little distracted. Still, I'm almost back to normal (god help you all)

Anything for your toast dear? How is Sodor this fine day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and Toast for me please

Milk, no sugar...I'm sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have tea and toast please honey?

What's normal btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.

Just some toast for me please

Perhaps a little distracted. Still, I'm almost back to normal (god help you all)

Anything for your toast dear? How is Sodor this fine day?"

I'll get the bunkers ready

I'll have some lemon curd today I think. Sodor is wonderfully sunny. The Fat Controller is very happy

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

Coffee, orange juice and eggs benedict for me please...

And how are you this morning - looking perky, I must say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have the works

Pretty pls

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tea and Toast for me please

Milk, no sugar...I'm sweet enough

Sure can, we really must sort that brew

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have tea and toast please honey?

What's normal btw? "

Lots of toast this morning, I have delightful little roast racks

Normal...it's subjective and probably not going to happen but we can pretend.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.

Oh a beast, sure thing you.

6 rashers on doorstep crusty loaf?

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Sausage butty please x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"We've both been a little absent with Sunday thingamabobs.

Just some toast for me please

Perhaps a little distracted. Still, I'm almost back to normal (god help you all)

Anything for your toast dear? How is Sodor this fine day?

I'll get the bunkers ready

I'll have some lemon curd today I think. Sodor is wonderfully sunny. The Fat Controller is very happy

And how are those filthy carriages?

Tin hats too if you please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee, orange juice and eggs benedict for me please...

And how are you this morning - looking perky, I must say!

Oh I may join you for some coffee. I'm very well thanks lovely, yourself?

Perky is an illusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had two pan au chocolates with extra pieces of galaxy stuffed inside and warmed in the oven for 2 minutes!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Could I have the works

Pretty pls

Of course

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Sausage butty please x"

Sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached eggs x brown toast please Honey, with a lovely cup of tea xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I just had two pan au chocolates with extra pieces of galaxy stuffed inside and warmed in the oven for 2 minutes! "

Wilkes that sounds lush. I need some

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Poached eggs x brown toast please Honey, with a lovely cup of tea xx

I do make a good brew. Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want chips, steak and banana fritters please.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Sausage butty please x

Sauce?"

Please red sauce x

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Please may I have 2 poached eggs on toast and a big mug of tea, Julie Andrews for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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" I want chips, steak and banana fritters please."

Bloody hell. I'll get my griddle pan out.

I don't touch bananas though

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Please may I have 2 poached eggs on toast and a big mug of tea, Julie Andrews for me...."

Sure you can lovely.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

We've spoken about this

It is the most important meal of the day. No biscuits before 10 in my house and you know how I never give in

Would you like a tea? Pink tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you join me for a latte and some gossiping, MissH?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this some sort of cafe roleplay

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bacon, eggs, orange juice, cup of tea please. Gardening today. Quite a bit to cut back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

"Coffee, orange juice and eggs benedict for me please...

And how are you this morning - looking perky, I must say!

Oh I may join you for some coffee. I'm very well thanks lovely, yourself?

Perky is an illusion

Of course - pull up a chair.

The illusion is working well, I must say...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

We've spoken about this

It is the most important meal of the day. No biscuits before 10 in my house and you know how I never give in

Would you like a tea? Pink tea?

Oooh sminky pinky tea!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

porridge with almonds and some honey please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning.

Coffee two sugars and cream for me please.

How are we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is this some sort of cafe roleplay

Ah c'mon! It's only full grown adults indulging in a tiny bit of willing suspension of disbelief. Happens all the time on here in case you hadn't noticed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can you join me for a latte and some gossiping, MissH?

Yes BG yes I can. X

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"is this some sort of cafe roleplay

It's my virtual cafe. You coming in?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bacon, eggs, orange juice, cup of tea please. Gardening today. Quite a bit to cut back."

Trimming your bush can be an arduous task indeed. But the results are always appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is this some sort of cafe roleplay

It's my virtual cafe. You coming in? "

na i'm off to have some corn flakes

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey "

Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee #2 and more choc' digestives has happened. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

We've spoken about this

It is the most important meal of the day. No biscuits before 10 in my house and you know how I never give in

Would you like a tea? Pink tea?

Oooh sminky pinky tea!

Guaranteed to confuse waitresses

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"porridge with almonds and some honey please

Yummers

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning.

Coffee two sugars and cream for me please.

How are we all? "

All well, I shall deliver your brew now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poached eggs x brown toast please Honey, with a lovely cup of tea xx

I do make a good brew. Are you well?"

Very well thank you Miss Honey, lovely brew x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey

Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?"

The lady knows how to spoil a man ,no thank you on the paper I'm having a browse around fab on the go x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"is this some sort of cafe roleplay

Ah c'mon! It's only full grown adults indulging in a tiny bit of willing suspension of disbelief. Happens all the time on here in case you hadn't noticed

And it's me, I do what the hell I like and get away with it because I do this

and I have magnificent breasts (someone told me that yesterday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mug of tea please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have poached eggs on brown toast with a latte.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"is this some sort of cafe roleplay

It's my virtual cafe. You coming in?

na i'm off to have some corn flakes

Make sure someone hasn't pissed on them

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey

Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?

The lady knows how to spoil a man ,no thank you on the paper I'm having a browse around fab on the go x"

I do, they won't let me though so I may take to spoiling ladies instead.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mug of tea please."

Muggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have 2 slices of toast with real butter and a coffee without sugar please miss honey

Real butter is all I have. Ill bring it over, would you like a paper?

The lady knows how to spoil a man ,no thank you on the paper I'm having a browse around fab on the go x

I do, they won't let me though so I may take to spoiling ladies instead."

If the men won't allow you to spoil them ,perhaps the lady is looking at the wrong men ?

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Full English,bacon well done,oh and black pudding if you have it. Tea like tar no sugar,,,an I have a paper to read too please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mug of tea please.

Muggy

Hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.

Oh a beast, sure thing you.

6 rashers on doorstep crusty loaf?

you. That's food perfection right there.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm rather peckish so I would totally destroy the biggest, fattest, bacon butty you could rustle up, and could a get a gigantor mug of brew as well please chef Honey.

Oh a beast, sure thing you.

6 rashers on doorstep crusty loaf?

you. That's food perfection right there. "

And how is your food?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Full English,bacon well done,oh and black pudding if you have it. Tea like tar no sugar,,,an I have a paper to read too please? "

Sure thing dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a steaming hot peppermint tea with a dollop of Honey so I can get back to my Duvet Cough Cough Sniffle Sniffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning.

Coffee two sugars and cream for me please.

How are we all?

All well, I shall deliver your brew now."

Yes please, you bring that on over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot of tea, and a Bacon buttie please, tomato ketchup not brown sauce, thank you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have a steaming hot peppermint tea with a dollop of Honey so I can get back to my Duvet Cough Cough Sniffle Sniffle

Oh my sweetness, sure you can.

Hugs

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bacon buttie with brown sauce and a strong coffee for me please XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big day so I need calories.

Stack of pancakes with maple and crisp streaky bacon. Please.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I was just going to ask for pancake, crispy bacon and maple syrup too!

And a big mug of strong tea please! What a lovely way to start the day

thank you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just going to ask for pancake, crispy bacon and maple syrup too!

And a big mug of strong tea please! What a lovely way to start the day

thank you! X"

I'm a greedy f**ker though so I want a stack.

My cappuccino is a grande, thanks

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Pancakes please love

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