FabSwingers.com forum: Signs of the Apocalypse j/k

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the end of the world is about to happen when?

Sarah Harding wins Celebrity Big Brother

Whats your sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will be a series of loud bangs and a mushroom cloud from the vicinity of the dockyard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sight of four Horsemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see North Korean soldiers walking up my street....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sight of four Horsemen.

Well there's Kim Jong-un Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump. ...just need another one and we are there

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Sight of four Horsemen.

Well there's Kim Jong-un Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump. ...just need another one and we are there

Theresa may. Boom. Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sight of four Horsemen.

Well there's Kim Jong-un Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump. ...just need another one and we are there

Theresa may. Boom. Literally"

Nah as much as I dislike the bitch..she's not in their league

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Surely a sign of the impending apocalypse would be the wind being victorious over Trump's hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a sign of the impending apocalypse would be the wind being victorious over Trump's hair "

I seen a documentary on the golf course in Scotland were he was giving this Scottish couple a hard time as they would not sell their rundown farm to him.

The lady of the couple was talking about a windy day when his baseball cap blow of and she said there was a bald head with 2 foot whisps of hair blowing sideways... that picture is imprinted I my mind every time I see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Sight of four Horsemen.

Well there's Kim Jong-un Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump. ...just need another one and we are there

Theresa may. Boom. Literally

Nah as much as I dislike the bitch..she's not in their league

Lol your probably right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

signs of the apocalypse,

smaller pieces of toblerones

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Female football

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The power station next door to me blo.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

signs of the apocalypse

Connor Mcgregor beating floyd mayweather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its all those beautiful and bounteous oceans contaminating our plastic waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me its all those beautiful and bounteous oceans contaminating our plastic waste

you know what, I was pouring my milk into my granola this morning and I'm sure there were traces of mackerel on the plastic bottle. Friggin heck.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Vogons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me its all those beautiful and bounteous oceans contaminating our plastic waste

you know what, I was pouring my milk into my granola this morning and I'm sure there were traces of mackerel on the plastic bottle. Friggin heck."

I know its a disgrace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me its all those beautiful and bounteous oceans contaminating our plastic waste

you know what, I was pouring my milk into my granola this morning and I'm sure there were traces of mackerel on the plastic bottle. Friggin heck.

I know its a disgrace

This all sounds a bit fishy to me

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

The end is nigh when the threads about time wasters or can't get a meet dry up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

signs of the apocalypse,

women outstrip men on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the international internet gets hijacked by terrorists XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top class football players getting a normal wage! !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads getting too large and not being stopped, and the sudden stopping of sente

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some young lady jumps me and demands a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a reply to a message lol

Nah let's go with

a BMW using indicators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a reply to a message lol

Nah let's go with

a BMW using indicators "

Do they come with indicators?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Arsenal finally show Wenger the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Arsenal finally show Wenger the door

Ha hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can walk into pound land for one item, and emerge five minutes later, with the very item I went in for, and nothing else.

When I start getting nostalgic about my second wife.

Wolves win the champions league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men think feminism has some important things to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men think feminism has some important things to say."

Feminists actually HAVE something interesting to say

*this is a joke*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No men left on earth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab bans cock pics altogether!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when computers around the world finally say "NO!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When McDonalds Workers go on strike in the UK, wait a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We lost all five senses and any rumoured others.

Chocolate - Cocoa - becomes an extinct plant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 13 the beast is rising ......

So your ok if you don't do 24hr clock

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Oh well least we go out with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the council actually fix a pit hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I actually get a message from a woman or couple wanting to meet..

It will obviously be the Devil's work and a sign of the end

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

When I get married

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