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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad we got that sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I very rarely get abusive messages.

I feel I'm missing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a rough day with your inbox OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad we got that sorted

Lol we'll get you sorted alright. You fancy a fuck and you can't even hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn right I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I very rarely get abusive messages.

I feel I'm missing out

To the rescue!

Drumroll........ Do you fancy a fuck... erm.. ya slag?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

OP know how you feel like it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a rough day with your inbox OP?

I'll give you a rough day in your inbox alright. Keep those legs open nice and wide just like that. Mmhm. Got em all gasping for it. Get in line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just had this conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Literally just had this conversation

Want a cum-versation?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks Forrest, I hadn't had my daily quota of gobshite yet

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway. "

Fascinating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally just had this conversation

Want a cum-versation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hun

I can lick you and make you squirt. I cum loads. I'm driving at later today, fancy a quick half hour.

(ignored because they clearly did not read our profile, have no pictures, are listed as straight, and profile just says "will fill in later")

No? Fucking fat slag, no one wants old cunts like you. Bloody time wasters are the reason this site is so shit. I'm gonna whinge about it in the forum with the other 327789 other posts exactly like it.

Gotta love people. Except these guys, they're cunts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Forrest, I hadn't had my daily quota of gobshite yet

Got it all right here, hot and ready to serve.....hunnycakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/08/17 21:06:00]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey hun

I can lick you and make you squirt. I cum loads. I'm driving at later today, fancy a quick half hour.

(ignored because they clearly did not read our profile, have no pictures, are listed as straight, and profile just says "will fill in later")

Gotta love people. Except these guys, they're cunts. "

Why are you naming and shaming me? That was our private convo... ya slag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a rough day with your inbox OP?

I'll give you a rough day in your inbox alright. Keep those legs open nice and wide just like that. Mmhm. Got em all gasping for it. Get in line. "

Oh you charmer. I'm positively moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey hun

I can lick you and make you squirt. I cum loads. I'm driving at later today, fancy a quick half hour.

(ignored because they clearly did not read our profile, have no pictures, are listed as straight, and profile just says "will fill in later")

Gotta love people. Except these guys, they're cunts.

Why are you naming and shaming me? That was our private convo... ya slag?

You definitely made me giggle tonight. Gold stars

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

come to daddy always makes me think of aphex twin.

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Hey hun

I can lick you and make you squirt. I cum loads. I'm driving at later today, fancy a quick half hour.

(ignored because they clearly did not read our profile, have no pictures, are listed as straight, and profile just says "will fill in later")

Gotta love people. Except these guys, they're cunts.

Why are you naming and shaming me? That was our private convo... ya slag?

Whoops!

Exposed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a rough day with your inbox OP?

I'll give you a rough day in your inbox alright. Keep those legs open nice and wide just like that. Mmhm. Got em all gasping for it. Get in line.

Oh you charmer. I'm positively moist

You're a charmer yourself.... charming my snake

I'll make your 'inbox' full of 'male' Hm Hm Hm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Ive also had a couple of "I'll pay you" replies today too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a rough day with your inbox OP?

I'll give you a rough day in your inbox alright. Keep those legs open nice and wide just like that. Mmhm. Got em all gasping for it. Get in line.

Oh you charmer. I'm positively moist

You're a charmer yourself.... charming my snake

I'll make your 'inbox' full of 'male' Hm Hm Hm. "

Oh with sweet talk like that, how could a lady refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very rarely get abusive messages.

I feel I'm missing out

To the rescue!

Drumroll........ Do you fancy a fuck... erm.. ya slag?

That's not abusive, that's a turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very rarely get abusive messages.

I feel I'm missing out

To the rescue!

Drumroll........ Do you fancy a fuck... erm.. ya slag?

That's not abusive, that's a turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on people - there are far too many words in these messages!

I personally like

"hi"

It makes me so wet - I'm getting my coat.

Hopefully we can meet in a layby in your truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blatantly going to copy and paste this thread and start messaging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on people - there are far too many words in these messages!

I personally like

"hi"

It makes me so wet - I'm getting my coat.

Hopefully we can meet in a layby in your truck

Again? OK I'll meet you there at our regular spot Hm Hm Hm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway. "

That escalated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a rough day with your inbox OP?

I'll give you a rough day in your inbox alright. Keep those legs open nice and wide just like that. Mmhm. Got em all gasping for it. Get in line.

Oh you charmer. I'm positively moist

You're a charmer yourself.... charming my snake

I'll make your 'inbox' full of 'male' Hm Hm Hm.

Oh with sweet talk like that, how could a lady refuse

That squishing in your shoes blew your cover. You've been fancying it all the way down those legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway.

That escalated.

Escalate those ankles over my shoulder... Hm Hm Hm gimme that tuna 'Dolphina'

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hi FG...still looking for a shag?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi FG...still looking for a shag?!

Control your horn! There are other's in the queue ahead of you.

"NUMBER 12, your turn" Hm Hm

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hi FG...still looking for a shag?!

Control your horn! There are other's in the queue ahead of you.

"NUMBER 12, your turn" Hm Hm

Rest assured, it was not an offer.

I'm not that desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi FG...still looking for a shag?!

Control your horn! There are other's in the queue ahead of you.

"NUMBER 12, your turn" Hm Hm

Rest assured, it was not an offer.

I'm not that desperate

Wetness speaks louder than words... hot tits

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

This thread is hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP and I should spitroast some whores..I mean tasty delicious elegant ladies..

I can do the intros, he can do the abuse when they say no

good cock, bad cock scenario..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...all I can see is two knobs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway.

That escalated.

Escalate those ankles over my shoulder... Hm Hm Hm gimme that tuna 'Dolphina'

I'm not that type of dolphin

but I'll sing the song of my people for you. La la laaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

"
,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

Pure entertainment

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"OP and I should spitroast some whores..I mean tasty delicious elegant ladies..

I can do the intros, he can do the abuse when they say no

good cock, bad cock scenario..

I'll volunteer for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway. "

It was only funny first time around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP and I should spitroast some whores..I mean tasty delicious elegant ladies..

I can do the intros, he can do the abuse when they say no

good cock, bad cock scenario..

I'll volunteer for that

you must commit a crime first before we can frisk you and bang ya behind bars

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey you

How's yous? Fancy a fuck? Hm Hm Hm got you dripping wet now eh? Come to daddy hun. Got a nice big cock a doodle doo and lots of dick pics.

Wat u mean ur not interested? Fuck off then you slag. I'm not interested anyway.

It was only funny first time around."

Second time around you're getting horny eh? Not so funny anymore.. you're gushing for it. Steady wins the race.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction.."

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

*sits back with the popcorn* Effortless entertainment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*sits back with the popcorn* Effortless entertainment

Are you not entertained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sits back with the popcorn* Effortless entertainment

I like soggy popcorn...and fantasizing any hole its in..

*not a fan of chocpopcorn though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP and I should spitroast some whores..I mean tasty delicious elegant ladies..

I can do the intros, he can do the abuse when they say no

good cock, bad cock scenario..

Hahahahahaha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"*sits back with the popcorn* Effortless entertainment

I like soggy popcorn...and fantasizing any hole its in..

*not a fan of chocpopcorn though

Butterkissed toffee popcorn...yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it...lol. forgot the bit where.. I would give u more than you husband can

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while.."

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

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By *s.KerryTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

You've got to love the green arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite so far to my single girl profile.

10 inches. Pound you hard all nite, heavy cummer, can lick for 3 hours.

I said no thank you.

He says "But it's 10 inches"

SOLD! To the whining baby with the biggest winkie.

Fucktard.

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

This is better than watching TV!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite so far to my single girl profile.

10 inches. Pound you hard all nite, heavy cummer, can lick for 3 hours.

I said no thank you.

He says "But it's 10 inches"

SOLD! To the whining baby with the biggest winkie.

Fucktard. "

I would say that I've learned the errors of my ways since sending you that.. but I'd be lying. Though I should not have revealed the 10" to you.. can lick for 4 hours now.. make slurping sounds and motorboat too

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

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over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!"

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit."

I use protection

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

I use protection

Full body??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Gawd, I wish I could copy cut paste the latest messages I've received from some idiot having a tantrum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

I use protection

Full body??"

You sure know how to get your wank material eh?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

I use protection

Full body??

You sure know how to get your wank material eh?

Are you still waffling?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

I use protection

Full body??

You sure know how to get your wank material eh?

Are you still waffling?!

Only if you're still queefing

lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

I use protection

Full body??

You sure know how to get your wank material eh?

Are you still waffling?!

Only if you're still queefing

lol"

I never queef...I'm too dignified!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...all I can see is two knobs...

,said LisaB45 as she knelt with Forest G and KeenFucktographer stood over her. What do you do with knobs? Yes.. two turns for you Hm Hm Hm two turns sugar tits

Wow! Your body is amazing...how else to describe your ability to talk out of your arse?!

Haha, only those hear it who are close enough to kiss it Hm Hm Hm

I heard it in England, it was so fucking loud...

Yes, I'll visit you again in England soon. Yes, it was amazing

No need to return to appoligise for your erectile dysfunction..

Yes, I do suffer from Priapism [prolonged erection of the penis] from time to time. I didn't mean to pound you for so long

but I was just trying to make it go down. I do consider it a dysfunction though. I'll be gentle next time

I did tell you to take the elastic band off...

Even though the condom became an elastic band since it wasn't king-size, I still had to refuse your suggestion to take it off. I mean safe sex & all

I can't remember that bit...I may have nodded off for a while..

Yes, I do tend to put them to sleep after giving them multiple orgasms

You were drooling a little bit, it was adorable

I was faking it (both the orgasms and the sleep). I hoped you would go away

Both? Ok so the first three were real (5 in all). Yeah, I understand, I prefer to just leave straight after too. That works for me

I was referring to faking my orgasms, and faking being asleep.

And I still can't get rid of you, you pox-ridden waste of oxygen!

I'm the host on this thread, which would actually make you the invading virus (pox)

Maybe...but you are still here. Dammit.

I use protection

Full body??

You sure know how to get your wank material eh?

Are you still waffling?!

Only if you're still queefing

lol

I never queef...I'm too dignified!"

Queefing is about the most dignified thing a woman can do. You know, the Japanese are offended if you don't slurp their food. I'm offended if you don't queef.

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