FabSwingers.com forum: Really?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I have the plague or something? When I ask for a meet I all of a sudden have excuses like you wouldn't believe... "my grannies leaf died, I'll meet you next week" nah mate, you either wanna meet or ya don't... what's your excuse for someone not turning up?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Do I have the plague or something? When I ask for a meet I all of a sudden have excuses like you wouldn't believe... "my grannies leaf died, I'll meet you next week" nah mate, you either wanna meet or ya don't... what's your excuse for someone not turning up?

Fortunately I am yet to suffer that but I tend to meet in clubs and use Fab for the forums and to watch out for events. A lot of people suffer the time waster syndrome and it must suck if they get to the arranged meet time then bottle it and disappear

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You wouldn't have to ask me twice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

did you mean to say leaf? it was funny anyway.

oonly been stood up once that i can remember, and never been given an excuse for that. he just messaged a few days later asking when we were having sex, i said never coz i wanted a social first and he obv didn't. and from that second i became a crazy bitch in his head coz my legs weren't akimbo for him with no effort to made on his part.

meh, men. go buy a fleshlight if you have that attitude,it won't complain.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are mentalists

Bet his grannies leaf didn't even have mildew!

Wish I had an answer but I tend not to get excuses just no show and unlos

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that. "

But my car did break down... it got written off by a mad Irish woman...

Guess whose going to use thst one next time I want to duck a meet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honesty i would imagine some guys are put off because your gorgeous, which will also make others think your profile is fake.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Had one use the dying Grandad one once. Caught him out, twat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that. "

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Had one use the dying Grandad one once. Caught him out, twat. "

That is sickening.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk"

I'd have crawled along broken glass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can still have a good night even if the meet doesnt happen.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Had one use the dying Grandad one once. Caught him out, twat.

That is sickening."

when i gave my ex some shit coz he wanted to get back with me after cheating on me he told me his mum had died. i was all sympathetic and even sad coz i liked his mum.

was a real head fuck when i found out she was alive.

if anyone wants to know why i'm crazy, there you go, that is part of it and the type of guy i usually end up with.

handle with care should be my user name.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk"

He was probably still in his pj's sitting comfy on the couch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Maybe he had a better offer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You would have had the best reception when you got here.... I would have even nursed your cuts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I Was trying to think of something witty and hilarious to say but decided against it. It's hard enough for us single guys to get socials and meets with the lovely ladies of fab. These people who arrange things and then back out last minute with some dodgy excuse are giving the genuine fellas a bad name.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

A leaf hasn't been on open sale for to long. My advice would be to tell this person that his granny should ask Nissan to repair the car under warranty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You would have had the best reception when you got here.... I would have even nursed your cuts

Why thank you. I wouldn't want to be a burden though. I'll be fine once you put that TCP back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Had one use the dying Grandad one once. Caught him out, twat.

That is sickening.

when i gave my ex some shit coz he wanted to get back with me after cheating on me he told me his mum had died. i was all sympathetic and even sad coz i liked his mum.

was a real head fuck when i found out she was alive.

if anyone wants to know why i'm crazy, there you go, that is part of it and the type of guy i usually end up with.

handle with care should be my user name.

Kin ell. You know me well enough to know im not white knighting when i say what an absolute twat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

He was probably still in his pj's sitting comfy on the couch

Good point

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Maybe he had a better offer "

Shots fired!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Had one use the dying Grandad one once. Caught him out, twat.

That is sickening.

when i gave my ex some shit coz he wanted to get back with me after cheating on me he told me his mum had died. i was all sympathetic and even sad coz i liked his mum.

was a real head fuck when i found out she was alive.

if anyone wants to know why i'm crazy, there you go, that is part of it and the type of guy i usually end up with.

handle with care should be my user name.

Kin ell. You know me well enough to know im not white knighting when i say what an absolute twat."

nobody would be white knighting that. really helped me get over him when i found out what he was really like.

if i'm gonna have a made up boyfriend i'm making him up myself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you have the plague but you have taken the name of a very sexy famous burlesque star, no-one can be Dita apart from....Dita!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think? "

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit of a catch 22 sometimes on here because if I had a meet lined up and something happened, I'd tell the person I was meeting and cancel. But if they don't believe me I'm blocked and a time waster.

For many, including myself, fan comes second to a lot of things. No matter how hard it is to get a meet with someone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a bit of a catch 22 sometimes on here because if I had a meet lined up and something happened, I'd tell the person I was meeting and cancel. But if they don't believe me I'm blocked and a time waster.

For many, including myself, fan comes second to a lot of things. No matter how hard it is to get a meet with someone "

I agree that fab comes second place. I always believe in a second chance if the excuse is valid. But when they let me down a second time, after yet again arranging childcare, they get a block. My free time is far too scarce to be wasted on someone unreliable.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

BLOCK!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

BLOCK!

Is that what's went? I'll have it fixed and be with you next week

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

All talk, or pissed when they are talking !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

BLOCK!

Is that what's went? I'll have it fixed and be with you next week

Meanwhile im jogging down the m5.

Clutch 3 pointer in the dieing seconds. Boom

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Had one use the dying Grandad one once. Caught him out, twat.

That is sickening.

when i gave my ex some shit coz he wanted to get back with me after cheating on me he told me his mum had died. i was all sympathetic and even sad coz i liked his mum.

was a real head fuck when i found out she was alive.

if anyone wants to know why i'm crazy, there you go, that is part of it and the type of guy i usually end up with.

handle with care should be my user name.

Kin ell. You know me well enough to know im not white knighting when i say what an absolute twat.

nobody would be white knighting that. really helped me get over him when i found out what he was really like.

if i'm gonna have a made up boyfriend i'm making him up myself.

Yeah see yer point. Easier to get over a knobhead.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

BLOCK!

Is that what's went? I'll have it fixed and be with you next week

Heard that one before

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

BLOCK!

Is that what's went? I'll have it fixed and be with you next week

Meanwhile im jogging down the m5.

Clutch 3 pointer in the dieing seconds. Boom

M5??? I'm in Wales. That's not dedication, thats desperation!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His car broke down on the Motorway. Gave him another chance... Shocker! It broke down again. He got blocked after that.

Should have hitch hiked the rest of the way to you tsk

I'd have crawled along broken glass

You won that round ya fecker

He showed more dedication

Bodes well don't you think?

Oh yes! I have high hopes for you

Oh oh now there's a wee bit of pressure. My... erm my car... doesn't sound

BLOCK!

Is that what's went? I'll have it fixed and be with you next week

Heard that one before

Ach well my loss.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you said jump and they didn't say how high?

Bloody timewasters

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've had to postpone meets due to getting called into work. When you work shifts and some fucker phones in sick, someone has to pick up the extra shift.

I'm sure people have thought I've been telling fibs but it happens. I have let them know as soon as I did though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *corps74Man
over a year ago

Lancashire/midlands travelling

Can't believe people don't turn up. From what I can see it's a common occurrence. Why make the arrangement in the first place?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood up twice tonight... Surely that's a first!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Stood up twice tonight... Surely that's a first!

Really!! What is wrong with these people?? These people must be fools to mess you ladies about!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood up twice tonight... Surely that's a first!

Really!! What is wrong with these people?? These people must be fools to mess you ladies about! "

How's the horse? Does it need any food or water? Maybe an apple?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucks that you've had guys mess you around. You're one step further than me though, unable to arrange any kind of meet so far!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread