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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter

whilst swinging one on one or couples where someone has keeled over .. in any way.and an ambulance has to be called.

Just had visions of me on a meet and my back going or being so exhausted getting a heart attack or something..

hypothetically speaking.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

No, but i was in a situation where it could possibly have happened and i wasnt for warned

This is a bit tongue in cheek

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

yep, stood on a nail 5 mins before a meet got here and we ended up spending over 3 hours in A&E. Nearly got thrown out for too much carry on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was at a club once and a guy took a viagra for the first time and had a stroke

true story that

theres a lesson to be learned in there somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep, stood on a nail 5 mins before a meet got here and we ended up spending over 3 hours in A&E. Nearly got thrown out for too much carry on!!"

Ya clumsy fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im on an hour ban for caps didnt relise can u take me off if i dont do it again please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i came on my period about a hour before a meet once if that counts?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"yep, stood on a nail 5 mins before a meet got here and we ended up spending over 3 hours in A&E. Nearly got thrown out for too much carry on!!

Ya clumsy fucker "

why do you think I am nicknamed Calamity? x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"im on an hour ban for caps didnt relise can u take me off if i dont do it again please "

congratulations on the most random post of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was at a club once and a guy took a viagra for the first time and had a stroke

"

I'd expect more than a stroke if I was in a club! A lick and a blow job at the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im on an hour ban for caps didnt relise can u take me off if i dont do it again please

congratulations on the most random post of the night "

lmao i was just scratching my head at that post too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

top this one:

a few years ago i have a lovely blind date, surprised she was very pretty and ffs...biggest natural boobs on a young small framed woman ive ever seen!-anyway...back at mine pished and shagging away...then my usually placid pet rat decides on this nite he would come out of his cage to get a closer look.As i picked him up he bit my hand and i dropped him...then started tearing into my gap between my bigtoe (small beady pink eyes almost glowing), I managed to get him bqack into his cage and the lid on, while my toes squirting blood over the dresser and walls...and in the backround my dates totally naked, massive gorgeous tits bouncing as shes screaming lol

went to AandE..with a towel around my foot....we lasted 2hrs there and decided just to go home lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Not on a swingers meet but years ago i was out, got pissed took a guy home. Was shagging in the middle of the bed, i slipped straight across the bed, banged into the cupboard and the television toppled over landed on my head and knocked me out, i came round with him leaning over me asking if i was ok.

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him"

nor would i, i'd have been back on here looking for someone to replace him lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him

nor would i, i'd have been back on here looking for someone to replace him lol"

He was a right whinger about it as well, couldnt get him out the door quick enough. It was only a dislocated wrist ffs i could of put it back for him if he had asked lol. Plus i never got a shag as it happened beforehand.

Right bloody timewaster he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on my way to a meet on New Years Eve and all the petrol stations nearby were shut, so I decided to try and get to the one that I knew would be open on the A38, on the way to my meet. Needless to say, I ran out of fuel, on said A38.

In less than appropriate clothing!

Fortunately for me, my meet was extremely lovely and proceeded to me after popping to the petrol station, got me going, then we went back to his so I could give him his just desserts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many years ago, when I worked the clubs, I took a young lady home one night, we were getting busy, with her on top, (coz Im a lazy get) when she had an epileptic fit, i didnt realize at first.

Am glad to say, she was ok after, but was out for the count, sad to say she was so embarrased that we didnt see each other again

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Had a man that could not get a hard on and then blamed it on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Recently its been an asthma attack with someone that has asthma and bought a near empty inhaler with him,thankfully someone close by had a spare

A near collapse by someone who I know has extremely high blood pressure and worried the hell out of me when he stopped what he was doing to go and lay on the floor in a heap

and a couple of yrs ago a stroke that hubby had on the way home from a party,not viagra induced I have to say

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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him

nor would i, i'd have been back on here looking for someone to replace him lol

He was a right whinger about it as well, couldnt get him out the door quick

enough. It was only a dislocated wrist ffs i could of put it back for him if he had asked lol. Plus i never got a shag as it happened beforehand.

Right bloody timewaster he was"

Um how did u dislocate him wrist .. LOL handcuffs ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him

nor would i, i'd have been back on here looking for someone to replace him lol

He was a right whinger about it as well, couldnt get him out the door quick

enough. It was only a dislocated wrist ffs i could of put it back for him if he had asked lol. Plus i never got a shag as it happened beforehand.

Right bloody timewaster he was

Um how did u dislocate him wrist .. LOL handcuffs ?

"

He was fisting me and when i came i clamped my legs and thighs shut and dislocated it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him

nor would i, i'd have been back on here looking for someone to replace him lol

He was a right whinger about it as well, couldnt get him out the door quick

enough. It was only a dislocated wrist ffs i could of put it back for him if he had asked lol. Plus i never got a shag as it happened beforehand.

Right bloody timewaster he was

Um how did u dislocate him wrist .. LOL handcuffs ?

"
beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a man that could not get a hard on and then blamed it on me! "

Impossible

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Had a man that could not get a hard on and then blamed it on me!

Impossible "

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"

Oh yes, there was the one guy whose wrist i dislocated and he had to leave and go to a & e but i didnt go with him

nor would i, i'd have been back on here looking for someone to replace him lol

He was a right whinger about it as well, couldnt get him out the door quick

enough. It was only a dislocated wrist ffs i could of put it back for him if he had asked lol. Plus i never got a shag as it happened beforehand.

Right bloody timewaster he was

Um how did u dislocate him wrist .. LOL handcuffs ?

He was fisting me and when i came i clamped my legs and thighs shut and dislocated it like that "

Haha, I've kicked someone off the bed when the same thing happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had women cry over the emotion of what they have just done ...not a bad experience really ...but a little un nerving and i reminder that good people feel for more than they let on ....one.was married her first time with a new guy in 14 years ...the other single her husband had died three years earlier ........it was nevers guilt mixed with the pressure of the whole experience showing itself ......a girlfriend on mine had many a married man fall to get it up un the bedroom due to guilt at what they were about to do .......lives like that you think you know your own strength and limits but only know the truth when faced with the realality of the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i came on my period about a hour before a meet once if that counts? "

Same here but that was over 2 years ago and not had one since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood at the bar at Xtasia...passed out and cracked my head on the bar counter...I remember coming round with the Doorman standing over me asking if I was okay and all I was concerned about was the fact that my bum was on show!! ...I'd forgotten where I was and this may have been a problem if I was in Tesco but in a Swingers Club??

We were recently in Chams when a lady took ill and collapsed in the upstairs room ...Maybe they didn't want to embarass the Paramedics as they took her down via the Fire Escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a meet cancel he broke his thumb at work and spent the evening in a&e instead of at mine.

ive fallen off a double bed during a very energetic meet. we laughed about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was with a regular meet a few weeks ago, i managed to cut his foreskin with my nail..... it bled a bit, he was out of action of a couple of days thanksfully hes forgiven me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was with a regular meet a few weeks ago, i managed to cut his foreskin with my nail..... it bled a bit, he was out of action of a couple of days thanksfully hes forgiven me "

i had a guy cut me had a sharp bit on his nail i was sore a few days. not seen him since i think he was embarassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurt my shoulder a couple of years ago, guy was lying on top of my arm and I moved to get more comfortable... tore my rotator cuff. He was well worth the shag though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy we met (who turned out to be much bigger built than his photo), scared the life out of us. We both thought that he was going to keel over after a fairly sedate session in our book. Just sat there staring at each other and asking if he was OK, he reckoned he just needed to get his breath back, needless to say it was our one and only meet with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a party we were on the bed with a couple by the side of us as we stood back the hubby of the wife relised that she had an epileptic ( cant spell ) fit while another bloke was in her. Felt so sorry for this poor man as he was nearly in tears. She was fine though xxx

It does make you think though what we would of had to say to the ambulance if she hadnt been

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