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"Omg what a relief- I need a Strongbow darkfruits, make it a pint if you please x" Of course, I've just opened myself a can as well! | |||
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"Guinness lots and lots of Guinness " Lots and lots you shall have | |||
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"A porn star martini please x " Sure thing coming right up x | |||
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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons " Sure thing honey | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? " A nice pint of you please. | |||
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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons Sure thing honey " Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? A nice pint of you please. " I'm sorry I don't fit into a pint, back room is always available though | |||
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"an extremely large negroni please, its been a tense day.." I often feel like that, largest glass I have | |||
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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons Sure thing honey Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet " Wander? Hmmm go chat up some hotties | |||
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"Omg what a relief- I need a Strongbow darkfruits, make it a pint if you please x Of course, I've just opened myself a can as well! " Cheers | |||
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"Mmmm .......think i will have a large glass of dry white wine please " Here's yours | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? " Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk | |||
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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons Sure thing honey Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet Wander? Hmmm go chat up some hotties " I wish you were here. There are lots of hotties. Hot and sweaty not hot and | |||
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"All the booze please But a nice cold white wine would be perfect!" All the booze? That bad? Here's a large cold white wine | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk " Oh I can flash you one of those, maybe you'd like to come and work out with me in the back room? | |||
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"Please can I have a Kir Royale.. I'll have prosecco though doesn't have to be champagne.. Thank you so much.. " Prosecco I can do | |||
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"Tonight my darling I am actually going to drink. Cocktails please, I'm craving lemons Sure thing honey Maybe I will wander tonight. I haven't yet Wander? Hmmm go chat up some hotties I wish you were here. There are lots of hotties. Hot and sweaty not hot and " Hehe enjoy | |||
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"Thatcher's Gold for me Coming right up " can I get it delivered to bristol with you in that outfit please | |||
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"Thatcher's Gold for me Coming right up can I get it delivered to bristol with you in that outfit please " not tonight I'm afraid | |||
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"Special Brew + Scrumpy with a dash of moonshine.... Start the weekend off lightly " Of course here you go | |||
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"Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x " I'll make it a very large one | |||
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"Hey can I have a double rum and ? May as well start as I mean to go on. " Yep sure | |||
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"Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice " Try this not sure what I used though smells strong | |||
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"Hey can I have a double rum and ? May as well start as I mean to go on. Yep sure " Thank you kindly. | |||
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"Please can I have a Kir Royale.. I'll have prosecco though doesn't have to be champagne.. Thank you so much.. Prosecco I can do " Thank you.. Will bring my own creme de Cassis Xx | |||
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"Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice Try this not sure what I used though smells strong " Methys and milk? | |||
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"Bring out the cocktail. Anything strong please. Your choice Try this not sure what I used though smells strong " If it's strong I'll take it thanks | |||
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"Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x I'll make it a very large one " Thank you, pour yourself a glass | |||
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"Could i have a large white wine please... actually make it a bottle its friday after all x I'll make it a very large one Thank you, pour yourself a glass " I'm a cider girl thanks | |||
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"give me the biggest and best stress relieving lager you got brunette " Okay sure thing | |||
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"give me the biggest and best stress relieving lager you got brunette Okay sure thing " thank you | |||
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"Ohhhh perfect timing!! I believe I shall start the weekend with a cold refreshing Stowfords please " Okay here you are | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk Oh I can flash you one of those, maybe you'd like to come and work out with me in the back room? " Dazzling Nah, I like to be watched~ it inspires me to great things. Let's do it here, on the bar | |||
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"and lovely bar lady - have a double of whatever you fancy xxx" Oh thank you kind lady, I'd like a double serving of a hottie! However I'll make do with a dark fruits | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? Just a smile please, I'm in training for holibob next Friday as my fav camouflage short shorts appear to have shrunk Oh I can flash you one of those, maybe you'd like to come and work out with me in the back room? Dazzling Nah, I like to be watched~ it inspires me to great things. Let's do it here, on the bar " Great stuff let's clear a space | |||
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"I shall have ermmmm... I can't decide. Anything you wanna launch my way please " Sure thing peach, have a g&t | |||
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"I'll have a thatchers gold please " Of course, here you go | |||
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"I shall have ermmmm... I can't decide. Anything you wanna launch my way please Sure thing peach, have a g&t " Cheers beaut | |||
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"Something strong please, bourbon and ice maybe, it's been a shitty day today" I'll make it a large one | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? " May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB " Sure thing, hard week? | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? " Am i still barred. As ive got my tail between my legs | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? Am i still barred. As ive got my tail between my legs " What can I get you to drink? | |||
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"Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now " I'm sorry I don't have that one | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB Sure thing, hard week? " Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... | |||
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"Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now I'm sorry I don't have that one " Vodka and then | |||
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"I really fancy a long cold Gin and Tonic please...ice and a slice of cucumber " Of course | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB Sure thing, hard week? Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... " Yes there sure is | |||
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"Can I get a large Tanqueray No 10 with bitter lemon and a slice of blood orange please? " Yep of you can, here you go | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB Sure thing, hard week? Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... Yes there sure is " Can i please have a thatchers gold and a jamesons whisky with 2 ice cubes. Thank you please! | |||
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"Do you have Smirnoff mule, the one in a gold bottle? Was my all time fave, never see it now I'm sorry I don't have that one Vodka and then " Sure thing | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB Sure thing, hard week? Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... Yes there sure is Can i please have a thatchers gold and a jamesons whisky with 2 ice cubes. Thank you please!" Sure thing | |||
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"Large glass of Pinot Noir please SB... chilled if poss " Yep no worries, fancy keeping me company up here? | |||
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"A pint of vodka after today please " I usually wouldn't advocate such a large amount of alcohol consumption however you are able to consent! Here you go | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB Sure thing, hard week? Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... Yes there sure is " Marvelous! I shall just settle in here then | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? May I have a large captain Morgan's and ginger beer please? Just leave the rest the bottle too if you'd be so kind SB Sure thing, hard week? Oh yes indeed. Lil bit hellish Don't suppose there's another bottle back there?... Yes there sure is Marvelous! I shall just settle in here then " Awesome come sit and chat | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? " Evening op. A Horlicks please. | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? Evening op. A Horlicks please." I'm sorry I don't have Horlicks | |||
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"Glass of Echo falls summer fruits rosé please. With ice " Sure thing | |||
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"I think it'll be a glass of local red wine since I'm in Italy " You getting that yourself then? | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? " a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea | |||
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"I got some spiced mulled cider on sale at waitrose. I'm starting the festive season early and warming it up tonight " Yay | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea" Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags " Ahh but you more than make up for it with what you do have | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags Ahh but you more than make up for it with what you do have " It's decent whiskey isn't it | |||
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"Bars open what's everyone having? a nice cup of tea with a little dash of whiskey. And by a dash I mean half a bottle and save the tea Good have the whiskey cos I haven't got any teabags Ahh but you more than make up for it with what you do have It's decent whiskey isn't it " Best whiskey I have ever seen. Would love to taste it lol | |||
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"A sex on the beach please " followed by a long slow screw against the wall? | |||
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"Is there anymore Guinness please feeling a big session tonight " Of course there is | |||
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"Is there anymore Guinness please feeling a big session tonight Of course there is " Thank you gorgeous | |||
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"A sex on the beach please yep sure thing " Mmmmm thank you very much | |||
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"A sex on the beach please followed by a long slow screw against the wall? " Sounds good to me | |||
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"Id love a nice gin and tonic please x" Perfect sure thing, here you go | |||
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"A sex on the beach please followed by a long slow screw against the wall? Sounds good to me " | |||
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"Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x" Of course I'll bring it over, get comfy in that chair over there x | |||
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"Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x Of course I'll bring it over, get comfy in that chair over there x" What a love you are (slips off shoes and gets comfy) | |||
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"Shite week, full of a cold still so I'll have a large brandy and a comfy chair please bar lady x Of course I'll bring it over, get comfy in that chair over there x What a love you are (slips off shoes and gets comfy) " Served with a smile x | |||
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"As much as I would love to stay and drink all night, midwife duties are commencing Yaaaaaaaay, babies. You know the last time I helped deliver pups I named one after me The fucking awkward one. I shall be popping on and off between contractions. " Yay finally | |||
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"Morgan's spiced n Pepsi please some ice n a slice of lime thanku very much " Here you go | |||
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"Bailey's and Lucozade please Sure thing " Get one for yourself too OP | |||
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"Good evening SB, The hostess with the most-est Pint of Diesel please, and 1 for yourself x" Thanks here's yours cheers | |||
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"Bailey's and Lucozade please Sure thing Get one for yourself too OP " Thanks | |||
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