FabSwingers.com forum: What/who I want....now. The fussy edition.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a man who is 6ft tall

Wears sunglasses

And spectacles

Manly and

Has a hairy chest

Isn't fat

Nice cock

Single

Free in daytimes

Fun

Sexy

Brown eyes

Big car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Male: 5'10 +, broad shoulders, athletic, sexy defined back, nice nips, the 'v', just enough hair on the chest to rub through my fingers, no pubes, not too big a cock and it's gotta look pretty, a well looked after beard, thick hair to grab and tattoos, got to be strong and enjoy picking me up and throwing me around and is willing to feed me haribos and chocolate whilst I lie in bed

Not too difficult....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect lady...5'4, athletic, shaved hair on one side, tattoos, completely bonkers, loves kissing for hours, large nipples, enjoys receiving oral, talks for Britain and skateboards....perfect!

Waiting for my inbox to fill now...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very specific man what i NEED to have!

Tall 6'plus

Dark

Hairy chest

Big hands

Large penis

Nice smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll settle for a cuppa right now and have a think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I would like my hubby but he has left for work

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman

Between 4'11 and 5'10

Dress size between 12/14

Boobs between c and dd cup

Has to have an extensive collection of sexy basques, thigh length boots

Pierced tongue

No more than 3 tattooed

Own place and can accommodate and are local

Could suck a golf ball through a length of garden hose

Insists on giving oral when not having sex

Enjoys a challenge

Prefers to take a load over your boobs or swallows

Willingness to try new things or experienced in lots of kinks or fetishes

Cat friendly

Has hot sister/female friends matching above description.

Please message me if you can answer yes to all of these. Alternatively wink me if you are there or bouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very specific man what i NEED to have!

Tall 6'plus

Dark

Hairy chest

Big hands

Large penis

Nice smile "

Wish I had a hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very specific man what i NEED to have!

Tall 6'plus

Dark

Hairy chest

Big hands

Large penis

Nice smile "

Well here I am

(define large penis)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x"

I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way.

......and the gym

to work in my shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way.

......and the gym

to work in my shoulders. "

Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls

I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...

Peach x

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

"I would like a man who is 6ft tall

Wears sunglasses

And spectacles

Manly and

Has a hairy chest

Isn't fat

Nice cock

Single

Free in daytimes

Fun

Sexy

Brown eyes

Big car

And everything was being ticked until I found out where you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone with a pulse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way.

......and the gym

to work in my shoulders.

Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls

I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...

Peach x"

That makes 3 of us. Yours and my dream could come true all at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone with a pulse

Yep, got one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x"

That's me out of the running then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone with a pulse

Yep, got one of those

Got a vagina too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone with a pulse

Yep, got one of those

Got a vagina too? "

Not today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a man over 6' 4"

Big shoulders

Big arms

Flat (ish) tummy

A naughty sparkle in his eye and a classically chiselled look

He needs to dress well. Nothing specific, but I want to see he has taste and style

He needs to shave down below and his face.

Did I mention big arms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone with a pulse

Yep, got one of those

Got a vagina too? "

Sort of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa..."

You know what's a hasa? That's a pig that don't fly straight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

Great. A blank slate then. Helooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way.

......and the gym

to work in my shoulders.

Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls

I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...

Peach x

That makes 3 of us. Yours and my dream could come true all at the same time.

Aww, being away has made you soppy...and horny

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

That's me out of the running then

Behave..you have a head start with an unlimited supply of sweets

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

Great. A blank slate then. Helooooo

Haha I'm not quite your 5'6 blonde

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

Great. A blank slate then. Helooooo

Haha I'm not quite your 5'6 blonde

I'm Flexible on all things of your local......I'll go check your location......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

Great. A blank slate then. Helooooo

Haha I'm not quite your 5'6 blonde

Nope, much better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a guy...

I just want what I can't have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

I'm all over this. I'll pop to the corner shop on the way.

......and the gym

to work in my shoulders.

Grrrr...hurry up and don't forget to shave your balls

I'm warming up with a sexy skatergirl from Norwich...

Peach x

That makes 3 of us. Yours and my dream could come true all at the same time.

Aww, being away has made you soppy...and horny

Peach x"

Yes. Horny the inc_edibly apt word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmm blonde - height about right - name of one syllable - born on a sunday but it was sunny - i love veggies - swap the vodka for gin or jd - sorry but i love my greens - dont wear _ed lipstik but it never stays on after one good kiss anyway - any good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

That's me out of the running then

And me by the looks of it!

Fuzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dark hair, dark eyes, small trunks and suntan oil in hand.

And a funny lady to keep me company, he can oil us both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

Great. A blank slate then. Helooooo

Haha I'm not quite your 5'6 blonde

Nope, much better than that

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

That's me out of the running then

And me by the looks of it!

Fuzz

Was it the 'not to big cock?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm let's see.

Tall.

Blonde hair.

Blue eyes.

Australian.

Muscly.

Just give me Chris Hemsworth. Ta muchly.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bee! It's so good to have you back

I think I'm doing OK with my pretty perfect men in my life, but if we're being picky...

Not too difficult....

Peach x

That's me out of the running then

And me by the looks of it!

Fuzz

Was it the 'not to big cock?'

Nah. Height and hairy chest. She's always known I'm a big cock. Mr average here

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I ask is no dingleberries!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"All I ask is no dingleberries!! "

You know that now you have mentioned it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, crispy, 3 slices on a brown bap with brown sauce. Cup of tea. Oh and someone else to remove the wallpaper from my hall stairs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bacon, crispy, 3 slices on a brown bap with brown sauce. Cup of tea. Oh and someone else to remove the wallpaper from my hall stairs

Oh I love stripping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon, crispy, 3 slices on a brown bap with brown sauce. Cup of tea. Oh and someone else to remove the wallpaper from my hall stairs

Oh I love stripping

I love watching people strip. I sometimes help them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tall ish lady with long brown hair and big brown eyes. An hour glass figure with a 'fuck me' smile. She must be my age or slightly older.

Petite feet with a nice arch and smell toes. The toes must be prefect and go down in size order. I would like pale pick nail polish but I will settle for any pastel colour. Her feet must also be kept soft and moisturised.

She must have a dirty imagination and a sense of humour. She must also keep me interested by having lots to say.

We could also do cocktails together but you must not be easily embarrassed by my dancing.

If you're out there send me a message, thanks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A tall ish lady with long brown hair and big brown eyes. An hour glass figure with a 'fuck me' smile. She must be my age or slightly older.

She must have a dirty imagination and a sense of humour. She must also keep me interested by having lots to say.

We could also do cocktails together but you must not be easily embarrassed by my dancing.

If you're out there send me a message, thanks

I'm 5 foot with a longer second toe. Feeling like such a reject right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 7' 6"

Brown hair

Kind of a husky voice

A skilled pilot

Loyal friend

Cuddly personality

Very hairy

Kind of a Rebel

Bit of a fiery temper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tall ish lady with long brown hair and big brown eyes. An hour glass figure with a 'fuck me' smile. She must be my age or slightly older.

She must have a dirty imagination and a sense of humour. She must also keep me interested by having lots to say.

We could also do cocktails together but you must not be easily embarrassed by my dancing.

If you're out there send me a message, thanks

I'm 5 foot with a longer second toe. Feeling like such a reject right now "

We could hide that foot under a sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles. "

I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are

Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

) "
can you pass her over to me when you have finished with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles. "

Can you compromise on penis length by 1/2 an inch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

) can you pass her over to me when you have finished with her

Can you imagine me letting her go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl about 5ft 7

Couple of tattoos

Cracking smile

Looks good

Likes a man with a beard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly what I've got *smug*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.

I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are

Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?

I don't understand guys that exaggerate their penis size either especially to someone like me

then moan and bitch when I say I don't want it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.

I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are

Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?

I don't understand guys that exaggerate their penis size either especially to someone like me

then moan and bitch when I say I don't want it. "

Again, it ain't gonna miraculously gain the missing matter is it?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.

I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are

Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?

I don't understand guys that exaggerate their penis size either especially to someone like me

then moan and bitch when I say I don't want it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An intelligent, chilled, slightly bohemian, slim but curvy, blue eyed brunette who puts with me would be pretty awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He shows up.

He's not after "the best of both worlds."

He looks like Clive Owen.

He owns the Pleaser Shoe Company.

He can style wigs.

He can dance.

He can write in paragraphs.

His sister is a seamstress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An intelligent, chilled, slightly bohemian, slim but curvy, blue eyed brunette who puts with me would be pretty awesome."

I've got blue eyes when it rains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An intelligent, chilled, slightly bohemian, slim but curvy, blue eyed brunette who puts with me would be pretty awesome.

I've got blue eyes when it rains. "

I'm 5'10 when I'm wearing cowboy boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone with a pulse

Me 2, with a vagina

(Pulse optional)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started to write an answer to this....

Then realised just what I was going to type...

Another one deleted before it got posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

) "

Gave me a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

)

Gave me a good giggle

And she giggles. I forget that last detail.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"I'm sticking my height up because these 5'10 guys I'm asking for are not 5'10, they're shorter.

6 foot or above

Handsome face with a good jaw.

Dark hair

Penis between 7 and 9 inches in length, circumference of 5.5 inches and above, turtleneck and big testicles.

I really, really do not understand anyone saying they are taller than they actually are

Do they turn up wearing platforms or something?

"
Nope they turn up and hope that since they are there you might like them anyways

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Tall

Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)

Can dance or at least has good hip movement

Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex

Is pretty but not thick

Can hold a decent conversation.

Well groomed but at the same time manly

I don't ask a lot :P

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'd like a white knight, about 5' 10", funny, imaginative and intelligent. When words fail him write me poetry. Look at me like there's no one else in the world......... what, wait, I've already found him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall

Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)

Can dance or at least has good hip movement

Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex

Is pretty but not thick

Can hold a decent conversation.

Well groomed but at the same time manly

I don't ask a lot :P "

It was all going so well until...

East Grinstead..... where

Oh and I used to be ginger...

But like me it faded a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...

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over a year ago

"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...

Add BBQ sauce on top and you have yourself a little orgasm on a plate.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Tall

Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)

Can dance or at least has good hip movement

Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex

Is pretty but not thick

Can hold a decent conversation.

Well groomed but at the same time manly

I don't ask a lot :P

It was all going so well until...

East Grinstead..... where

Oh and I used to be ginger...

But like me it faded a bit

"
haha it's hAlfway between London and Brighton

You're also out of my age range I'm afraid but would still cuddle you xx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Will you still need me to wear socks?

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over a year ago

Height, eye, hair colour unimportant.

Must be heavily tattoo'd. (Sleeves, neck, hands, chest etc)

Janine Lindemulder or Ruby Rose would be awesome

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over a year ago

I want a man who is happy to sit and talk politics with me, who can explain really complicated shit without making me feel dumb, who is intelligent but doesn't show off, who has brown hair, who has a handsome face, who likes the outdoors and traveling, who fucks me just the way I like it, and who encourages me to always try to be better.

I didn't know I wanted all that until I found him, though.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...

Sliced cheese underneath first, something stringy then Worcester sauce with the beans more cheese on top

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over a year ago

"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...

Add BBQ sauce on top and you have yourself a little orgasm on a plate.

Damn!!... I have the munchies big time now!!

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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...

Sliced cheese underneath first, something stringy then Worcester sauce with the beans more cheese on top

You can take your socks off now. I'm soo wet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there anyone looking for a lady who spends most of her time in sweatpants, only brushes her hair on a good day and will make the best beans on toast ever

Hmmmmm.... Add a bit of grated cheese to the beans and maybe...

Sliced cheese underneath first, something stringy then Worcester sauce with the beans more cheese on top

You can take your socks off now. I'm soo wet

But then I will be naked. Melted cheese is like molton lava

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Tall

Dark or blonde hair ( not gingers?)

Can dance or at least has good hip movement

Likes be cuddled & stroked within an inch of their life before / after / inbetween all the sex

Is pretty but not thick

Can hold a decent conversation.

Well groomed but at the same time manly

I don't ask a lot :P "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a man who is 6ft tall

Wears sunglasses

And spectacles

Manly and

Has a hairy chest

Isn't fat

Nice cock

Single

Free in daytimes

Fun

Sexy

Brown eyes

Big car

Damn, so close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A helicopter would be quite useful I've decided. Or a small plane

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I don't know what I want... I'm a woman

Haha!! An admission at last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a rather splendid yogurt,, that made me smile . I could do with a cwtch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taller than me so 5"10 plus

Employed in a career

Intelligent

Great teeth

Confident

Uses toiletries

Car owner

A sparkle

Can handle curves

No convictions, or drug use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

) "

Blonde, check.

One syllable name, check.

Red lips, check. But they taste like raspberry.

Low, shy voice, check, I can learn spanish

Nature tattoo, check.

Hate of green (or any) vegetables, check.

Vodka and lime, make it a double

I am two inches too short for this advertisement though.

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over a year ago

"I would like a man who is 6ft tall

Wears sunglasses

And spectacles

Manly and

Has a hairy chest

Isn't fat

Nice cock

Single

Free in daytimes

Fun

Sexy

Brown eyes

Big car

Damn, so close

Waves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a man with a muscular back and broad shoulders, preferably over 5ft9, with dark hair and beautiful eyes, soft kissable lips, who likes lipstick trails down his body and loves chocolate.

Get in touch

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over a year ago

"Right now I need a 5 ft 6 Blonde woman who hasa name that's only 1 syllable. It's quicker to say.

I want to look Into eyes that seduce me like Marilyn Monroe's and _ed lips that taste of strawberry chapstick.

I want to listen to your shy and low voice, as you translate a Spanish menu.

I want to lift your mini skirt as you ask me to slap your ass, you only own and wear thongs.....

It would be ideal if you have a tattoo of something connected with nature.

Woman are cute when you hate green vegetables , so that would be ideal. and love to drink vodka and lime, that's easy to order at a bar.

Now I know this bit is a bit picky, so I'm flexible, were you born on a Tuesday? If not, was it at least a sunny day?

Thanks. Call me?

Anyone else seen ridiculously specific wish lists around here lately?

Go on, have ago, its harder than you think.

(Literally, I think I just imagined the perfect girl for me

)

Blonde, check.

One syllable name, check.

Red lips, check. But they taste like raspberry.

Low, shy voice, check, I can learn spanish

Nature tattoo, check.

Hate of green (or any) vegetables, check.

Vodka and lime, make it a double

I am two inches too short for this advertisement though."

Get some heels girl

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