FabSwingers.com forum: Use me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would you use me?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd get you to cut my grass

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I'd get you to cut my grass

He can come do mine while hes in the mood!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd get you to cut my grass

He can come do mine while hes in the mood!"

Mine's ing and washing cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to cut my grass

He can come do mine while hes in the mood!"

And the fence needs a lick of paint too!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

Hahaha love this

(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

Hahaha love this

(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though

It would render my cock canal useless forever more

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"How would you use me?"

Ok hang on a minute while I grab a tin opener I'm sure medical science will be interested in your brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

Hahaha love this

(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though

)

It would render my cock canal useless forever more"
if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

Hahaha love this

(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though

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It would render my cock canal useless forever more if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then

Ooooooo no, oil and fanj = BV and a week long crab walk.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Go get me some chips, there's a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just washed the kitchen floor. I'd use you to walk over so I can reach the kettle without getting my feet wet. Dying for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd get you to cut my grass

Youd be so lucky ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

Hahaha love this

(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though

)

It would render my cock canal useless forever more if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then

Ooooooo no, oil and fanj = BV and a week long crab walk.

Plus you'd go slithering off the chair every time you sat down...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Drive me to see a hot man with a big man wang but not so big it'll snap my cunt elastic.

Hahaha love this

(Not you snapping your cunt elastic though

)

It would render my cock canal useless forever more if you try soaking it in oil it will be more elasticated then

Ooooooo no, oil and fanj = BV and a week long crab walk.

Plus you'd go slithering off the chair every time you sat down... "

It wouldn't be a good look.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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New carpet on the stairs and landing.

Evenly spread the gravel out front

Pair all the odd socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about we all use your place for an orgy and send you out to get pizza and booze?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"How would you use me?"

I imagine this thread didn't go the way you wanted it to lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How about we all use your place for an orgy and send you out to get pizza and booze?"

Good call!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor OP....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about we all use your place for an orgy and send you out to get pizza and booze?

Good call!

Thanks.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

How would you like to be used OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like to be used OP?"

Crikey, you're very considerate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be landscaping our garden in preparation for mini naughtys arrival next year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house and garden both need a thorough tidying... this is what i would use you for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky OP, so many lady gardens to attend to

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How would you like to be used OP?

Crikey, you're very considerate. "

People get the wrong impression of me. I'm a cunt, but I am a considerate cunt.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You'll be landscaping our garden in preparation for mini naughtys arrival next year. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like to be used OP?

Crikey, you're very considerate.

People get the wrong impression of me. I'm a cunt, but I am a considerate cunt."

Can't argue with that. And if I did I'd probably lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll be landscaping our garden in preparation for mini naughtys arrival next year.

We need a playground.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You'll be landscaping our garden in preparation for mini naughtys arrival next year.

We need a playground.

For me yes, what ya building the munchkin?

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By *haufferuknottsMan
over a year ago

loughborough

"I'd get you to cut my grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go nuts.

There'll be climbing frames, a tree house, a giant ball pit, a den, it's gonna be MEGA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do my household chores for me.

~Mia

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm gonna go nuts.

There'll be climbing frames, a tree house, a giant ball pit, a den, it's gonna be MEGA!

Yaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go nuts.

There'll be climbing frames, a tree house, a giant ball pit, a den, it's gonna be MEGA!

Sounds like a better place than the OPs place to have an orgy in. But he can still go and get pizza and booze and clear up afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you like to be used OP?"

Erm...correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you use me?"

Can you wash dishes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like to be used OP?

Erm...correctly

Don't worry, I'd feed and water you as you dig the garden over.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"How would you use me?"

Somebody needs to have a nasty accident with no witnesses, I'll tell you where and when

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All lovely suggestions, but not what i expected.

Thanks folks xx

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.

I might sit on your face if you do a good job though.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.

I might sit on your face if you do a good job though.

- Amy. x"

Happily go to KFC providing I get a piece of chicken, and you sit on my face

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.

I might sit on your face if you do a good job though.

- Amy. x

Happily go to KFC providing I get a piece of chicken, and you sit on my face

xx"

Not at the same time, I hope.

Don't fancy chicken bones in there!

-Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd send you to go and get KFC and then I'd make you clean the bathroom.

I might sit on your face if you do a good job though.

- Amy. x

Happily go to KFC providing I get a piece of chicken, and you sit on my face

Not at the same time, I hope.

Don't fancy chicken bones in there!

-Amy. x"

Oh no it wouldnt be chicken bones in there

Finger lickin good though

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