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"A billion quid would be nice. " Yes, yes it would. If you find it, chuck a wedge my way | |||
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"A billion quid would be nice. Yes, yes it would. If you find it, chuck a wedge my way " What's that, give you a wedgie you say? If you insist! | |||
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"Sex. I'd even consider taking it up the poop chute. However, I'm on standby for midwife alert for a puppy delivery. What would you guys like? What's tickling your fancy?" Ohhhh puppies, I want a puppy.... Actually no I don't what was I thinking... I call my boob's puppies... Waffling now... Leaving! | |||
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"A double chocolate magnum, oh hello, what's this in my mothers freezer, oh what's this note on the fridge saying don't eat my magnums, sorry didn't see it " Ha! | |||
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"Sleep, I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep, I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something " I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you! | |||
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now. But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back. Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... " Now I want a chilli dog ffs. I shall be delivering dachshunds (sausage dogs) it could end badly. | |||
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"kebab. garlic sauce home delivery please oh I can nearly smell it..." Dear God I've opted for tomato soup. You lot are making me salivate | |||
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"Curled up in a bed with someone, cuddling and putting the world to rights x" I'd offer but I know I'd dutch oven you | |||
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"A nice message " I read that as massage and almost leant for the oil | |||
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs " Find a luke warm one and throw chilli powder on it, problem solved. | |||
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now. But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back. Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... " I still haven't had this. I need the recipe you keep going on about it | |||
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"Any kind of job Unemployment sucks " I wish you luck | |||
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"Sleep, I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep, I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you!" I will have a Viagra and leave you and my cock to get on with it, Just don't bite it | |||
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs " I've forgotten what it is | |||
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"Aww you go and have sex. I'll wait for puppies. I love pups " She's only diddy, I have the nasty feeling there may be a trip to the vets for an emergency c-section. | |||
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"Sleep, I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep, I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you! I will have a Viagra and leave you and my cock to get on with it, Just don't bite it " Nooooooo, you blew it, so I won't! Ha. | |||
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs I've forgotten what it is " I'll show you when we have a picnic. | |||
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs I've forgotten what it is " My virginity has almost entirely grown back | |||
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"Aww you go and have sex. I'll wait for puppies. I love pups She's only diddy, I have the nasty feeling there may be a trip to the vets for an emergency c-section. " Hope all goes ok. Xx | |||
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"I'd like some sex too. It's been a terribly long time, and I'd give pretty much anything to just be bent over and taken... perhaps with my face buried between a hot brunettes thighs Find a luke warm one and throw chilli powder on it, problem solved. " | |||
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"Aww you go and have sex. I'll wait for puppies. I love pups She's only diddy, I have the nasty feeling there may be a trip to the vets for an emergency c-section. Hope all goes ok. Xx" Thank you. I'm a superb birthing partner (self titled of course) so I will do my best to keep her calm and comfy. | |||
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"Sleep, I recon even if I was having my cock sucked I would fall asleep, I'm that tired I have even given my ticket up for tonight's match and that is saying something I won't bother offering to give you a peach special then. No slurpy slurpy for you! I will have a Viagra and leave you and my cock to get on with it, Just don't bite it Nooooooo, you blew it, so I won't! Ha." That's ok, I will add you to the not going to happen list, It huge! | |||
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"A great big bag of Giant Chocokate buttons nicely chilled would do me right now I have simple tastes... lol" Sharesies. I so shouldn't have asked this question at tea time. what was I thinking?!! | |||
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"What sort of puppies ...." Miniature dachshunds | |||
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"I'd like some sex too OP" It's unacceptable, it really is. | |||
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"Shall we have a girly orgy?" Just dislocated my shoulder by putting my hand up so fast!! Yesssss!! | |||
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"My kids are going to Florida without me on Friday, I'd very much like to go with them " Eeeeek, I'm sorry you aren't. | |||
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now. But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back. Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... Now I want a chilli dog ffs. I shall be delivering dachshunds (sausage dogs) it could end badly." Please put one in a roll | |||
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"Shall we have a girly orgy?" Yeah hi, my name is Barbara, where donyou want me | |||
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"What sort of puppies .... Miniature dachshunds " Ahhh hope all goes well.. X | |||
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"A cuddle, a really good massage and a happy ending.." Ohhh lush | |||
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"Hmm some hot filthy sex sounds good but going to have to make do with going for a run instead! Oh well " How far can you run? | |||
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"What sort of puppies .... Miniature dachshunds " Oh how adorable. I'll just come round anyway | |||
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"Shall we have a girly orgy?" Hallelujah! | |||
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"Hmm some hot filthy sex sounds good but going to have to make do with going for a run instead! Oh well " How long will it take ya to run to Dudley? | |||
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"Not to work. Chocolate. Cold cider. A hug. " Oh, and new tattoos. | |||
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"I'd like to find a dress for a wedding this weekend, running out of shops that stock my size now " Shops are shit. When I was big, they didn't have my size, now I'm little, they don't have my size. I feel your pain. | |||
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"Shall we have a girly orgy?" Be happy to watch and provide a score if needs be | |||
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"A full body massage and a slab of banoffee pie... not at the same time ideally but am not that fussy so hey whatevs" Do sloshing.. have a banoffee pie massage | |||
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"I fancy a duo of chilli dogs and fries with a captain morgans and ginger beer right now. But I'm gonna go run around for an hour instead and have a healthy hairy bikers chicken dinner instead when I get back. Well, it would be healthy if I took the skin off the chicken. And didn't make it for four people and eat three quarters of it to myself... Now I want a chilli dog ffs. I shall be delivering dachshunds (sausage dogs) it could end badly. Please put one in a roll " You have no idea how tempting it is | |||
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"What sort of puppies .... Miniature dachshunds Ahhh hope all goes well.. X " I'm sure it will, thank you x | |||
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"Not to work. Chocolate. Cold cider. A hug. " My breast awaits your head to snuggle down and have a booby hug. I don't have cider, I have tomato soup which you can share, and the best I can do is bounty hot choc. See you soon. | |||
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"Shall we have a girly orgy?" Can you have it live online? | |||
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"Not to work. Chocolate. Cold cider. A hug. Oh, and new tattoos. " Now you're just being fucking greedy | |||
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"a reply" Here it is | |||
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"An American Cream Soda " Good call | |||
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"Some quality sleep " Lucid dreams on you tube. Banging | |||
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"Haha far to long...i'm a good runner but not a miracle man! " Pffft | |||
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"Someone to respond to a meet post........" Try one at a club. Personal ones are less likely to get responses. | |||
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"Curled up in a bed with someone, cuddling and putting the world to rights x I'd offer but I know I'd dutch oven you " I have absolutely no idea what that means?! | |||
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"Curled up in a bed with someone, cuddling and putting the world to rights x I'd offer but I know I'd dutch oven you I have absolutely no idea what that means?! " | |||
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"Find some horny woman to ride my fucking machine while I film her and wank my self stupid as I do it lol. " Anyone? | |||
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"Serious question now. Tomato soup, bread. Do you butter the bread?" Yep | |||
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"Curled up in a bed with someone, cuddling and putting the world to rights x I'd offer but I know I'd dutch oven you I have absolutely no idea what that means?! " I'm pretty sure it's not what you had in your mind's eye!! | |||
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"Serious question now. Tomato soup, bread. Do you butter the bread?" I dont | |||
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"A Star Bar and I'd also love someone to snog me and play with my tits! " I'll share a star bar with you after I've snogged you and played with your tits | |||
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"A Star Bar and I'd also love someone to snog me and play with my tits! " Deal I'll book a flight | |||
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"A Star Bar and I'd also love someone to snog me and play with my tits! " That sounds great could I volunteer | |||
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"I would love to turn of all anxiety and find my soul mate " Look no further my lovely | |||
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"Sex. I'd even consider taking it up the poop chute. However, I'm on standby for midwife alert for a puppy delivery. What would you guys like? What's tickling your fancy?" Id like those puppies to hurry up and get an invite round yours. Lol | |||
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"A genuine Netflix and chill with lots of cuddles and maybe a snog? Xx " I am so on board with this! I'd give my right arm to curl up on a broad chest and have my hair stroked tonight | |||
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"A Star Bar and I'd also love someone to snog me and play with my tits! Deal I'll book a flight " Will you pick up MrPB en route? | |||
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