FabSwingers.com forum: Fabswingers Big Brother

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With a new slant on the Big Brother theme, if you could pick 12 forumites to be holed up in a house together who would you choose.

Who would make compelling _iewing, who would be a huge diva, who is the most flamboyant guy, who would make a great love interest, who would be the voice of reason, who would ignite the sparks, who would make a great comedy double act.

Dont just stick to regular forum members, there are others who are interesting and deserve a voice on these forums, though of course choose who you wish. Dont focus on confrontation, there are huge positives on this site. We all log on most days, so we all enjoy it, lets focus on the good things and not make the negative the main focus.

Dont hold grudges regarding past confrontation on threads, dont just choose your friends, or put groups of well known friends from the forum together.

You dont need to give the reasons why you've chosen. And you dont have to chose in relation to the titles Ive given.

My list reads:-

Iconic

Raisealaff

The Tactile Technician

Soxy

Crystal Denison

Cute n Sassy

Laine

Jemima Puddlefuck

Shagaloony

Eveshamgal

Walljoe

Blackspice

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

i'd have to invite _iew he's such a laff n top bloke

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Polo

Funky Monkey

Wishy

Covlad21

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Big Eck

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Granny Muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be

Soapy and _muma bb wedding lol

Iconic

me swingershaz

ahab for obvious reasons

femmefatal

diamondsmiles

Lainie

fabio

raisealaff

peaches

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Frock off

Peaches

Aphrodite

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Jack and Kate

and her from the Crypt.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

me ,awayman...after that i dont think the british censorship laws would show much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did think about putting both Jemima and Awayman on my list. I don't get the BDSM scene at all and I think debates would happen and sparks may fly but in a constructive way and not a nasty way. We have opposing _iews but I like and respect Jemima, there's no nastiness or sarcasm and that's what good debate should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boyofwonder

Wetandwild999

Dirtylittleme

Miss dynomite

The_original_polo

Jackandkate1

Raisealaff

Calimero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boyofwonder

Wetandwild999

Dirtylittleme

Miss dynomite

The_original_polo

Jackandkate1

Raisealaff

Calimero

Oops and sexual tempress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would you vote out first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would you vote out first?"

Oh have to see who breaks under pressure lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would you vote out first?

Oh have to see who breaks under pressure lol x"

Thats just too tactful - BB cannot be tactful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would you vote out first?

Oh have to see who breaks under pressure lol x

Thats just too tactful - BB cannot be tactful!!"

Ok then ....the first one to run when I go to them with a strapon! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not paddy noooo he will shag all in sight ... and yes i mean the hoffs ex lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Granny

View

Laine

Soxy

Funky

wishy

Ruggers

Privates

Big Eck

Iconic

Peaches

Madchick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagaloony.

Dr Snog.

Pearl Necklace.

Peaches.

Granny.

View.

Diamond Smiles.

Tobleton.

Eveshamgal.

Wishy.

Game4it2.

Laine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View

Raisealaff

Jechercedeux (can never get her username right and then she changes it)

Calimero

Jack & kate

Diamondsmiles

Walljoe

Peaches

Ruggers

Fabio

Laine

Iconic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Now

Soapy

Fmuma

Granny Crumpet

Dr Snog

Pearl Necklace

Peaches

View

Diamond Smiles

Laine

Eveshamgal

HellsBelles

Can I have some extras joining later please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny

Frock

Wendy

Craig

Wishy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I chose my people because I think they are contrasting and don't interact together on the forum necessarily but I believe would be compelling together.

I chose Crystal because no matter how many times she tries to alter her profile she ends up insulting someone. And I don't think its intentional at all. In the house she'd make comments which would be misinterpreted, and she's a pretty girl to boot.

I chose Blackspice and Walljoe because they seem to be at the opposite ends of the spectrum in the topics they wish to discuss. Blackspice would be debating the evolution of man and woman and the differences in brain development and Walljoe would be asking if there was a way he could get his cock into a womans arse and pussy at the same time.

Raisealaff would be coming up with utter filth at absolutely every point which would be fun to begin with but I think would start to grate as time went on.

There are countless others I would have chosen. Sassy of course, Femme to provide the glamour though I've put Laine in already to provide that. Imalady also a contender, swingershaz a lovely girl though Eve is providing that for me too and of course Soapy and Fmuma who are brilliant together but I wanted to move away from the obvious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of course View is an all rounder, he can provide glamour, wit, intelligence, naughtiness, he's just a thoroughly nice guy, and Jer (I can't type it either) who is great along with Satisfy Jane who is a witty lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never participate in anything like this. My forum persona is nothing like my "real life character"

On the other hand, Kate would be well up for it, and God help you if you're couped up with her for any length of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont know 12 people onhere yet. barely know 1!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

my 12 housemates would be

View

Iconic

Fumama

Frock

Soapy

Kev

Private Parts

Sensual Tempress

Hells Bell

Laine

Peaches

Raisealaff

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Polo

Funky Monkey

Wishy

Covlad21"

Mmmmmm FMMM, nice choice mushy.

Covlad and Wishy would need to get voted out first so me and the Funkster could have our own little love nest together.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Polo

Funky Monkey

Wishy

Covlad21

Mmmmmm FMMM, nice choice mushy.

Covlad and Wishy would need to get voted out first so me and the Funkster could have our own little love nest together."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i dont know 12 people onhere yet. barely know 1!

None of these know each other so don't worry about it.

Make 12 names up no one will notice :P

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Polo

Funky Monkey

Wishy

Covlad21

Mmmmmm FMMM, nice choice mushy.

Covlad and Wishy would need to get voted out first so me and the Funkster could have our own little love nest together.

+1"

Do rats live in nests ? oops sorry .....it's LoveBirds innit x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Polo

Funky Monkey

Wishy

Covlad21

Mmmmmm FMMM, nice choice mushy.

Covlad and Wishy would need to get voted out first so me and the Funkster could have our own little love nest together.

Do rats live in nests ? oops sorry .....it's LoveBirds innit x

Will you be our special guest visitor Granny? The one they send in wearing a funny costume.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on you three, I know I hit a nerve the other night but move on from it, another day another dollar so to speak. Let's not hold onto any bad feeling you may have with silly quips. Its not constructive on a forum where others may feel uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo did I miss summat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think for me Laine would provide the envy factor, her legs, what more can I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooo did I miss summat?

you n me both wish i wasn't so damn nosey though feeling the need to trawl the forums now

bloody work calls though why oh why do i need to earn a living life is so unfair

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Soxy

Mushy

View

Soapy

Fabio

Invictus

SensualFire

Big bad

Jack

CovLad

Mally

Funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Kate

and her from the Crypt. "
..... Her ¿ From the CrYp¡T lol is a him

But if you still want to pick her ¿ Her is pixie goth, she sit on coffin

* S¡Ts iN CrYp¡T * -|-

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

thanks for inclusion but I would have to decline..

it would be a bloodbath after 24 hours.. I have lived on my own too long and my OCD would kick in.

albeit, following decapitation of any other guests... their heads would be displayed in a very straight line.. with exact spacing and meticulous attention to detail.

but thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny

Frock

Wendy

Craig

Wishy

AV "

Wendy Craig, didn't know she was on here.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Granny

Frock

Wendy

Craig

Wishy

Wendy Craig, didn't know she was on here.

Love is like a butterfly

As soft and gentle as a sigh

The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings

Love makes your heart feel strange inside

It flutters like soft wings in flight

Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Love is like a butterfly

As soft and gentle as a sigh

The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings

Love makes your heart feel strange inside

It flutters like soft wings in flight

Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing

Ahhhhhhhhhh I feel 10 again. Most people say I act it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been ignoring any bigbrother stuff hahahah and just seen this!-like my name popping up a few times hahahaha!

*note to iconic- i'm not as bad as i appear in person lol...I'm actually very sweet!

N.B this syrup on my cock wont lick itself off u know xxxxx

I honestly cant choose 12 people but there is no-one i wouldnt share a BB house with...obviously tho...I'm interested in who i can shag!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

View

Polo

Pearl necklace

blackspice

rentadread

walljoe

femme fatale

accomodating voyeur

Tactile technition

soapy

soxy

diamondsmiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iconic

aphrodite

P.D

mushy

eurotongue

swingershaz

P.P

coantrimcpl

jercherchetrois

windy and bubbles

polo

to name but a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive been ignoring any bigbrother stuff hahahah and just seen this!-like my name popping up a few times hahahaha!

*note to iconic- i'm not as bad as i appear in person lol...I'm actually very sweet!

N.B this syrup on my cock wont lick itself off u know xxxxx

I honestly cant choose 12 people but there is no-one i wouldnt share a BB house with...obviously tho...I'm interested in who i can shag!

I know your a lovely guy Raisealaff and I think you would be an excellent housemate. At first all the ladies would be flattered by your advances but wait til their time of the month starts and you say 'come on love, its time you sucked this' I don't think you'd get out alive

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Aphrodite

Princess Pussy

Peaches

Jecherchetrois

Frock Off

Co Antrim

Kev

Raisealaff

Ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a new slant on the Big Brother theme, if you could pick 12 forumites to be holed up in a house together who would you choose.

Dont hold grudges regarding past confrontation on threads, dont just choose your friends, or put groups of well known friends from the forum together.

You dont need to give the reasons why you've chosen. And you dont have to chose in relation to the titles Ive given.

My list reads:-

Iconic

Raisealaff

The Tactile Technician

Soxy

Crystal Denison

Cute n Sassy

Laine

Jemima Puddlefuck

Shagaloony

Eveshamgal

Walljoe

Blackspice

i feel sooooo happy i made someones list

i do wonder why tho haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Polo

Funky Monkey

Wishy

Covlad21

Mmmmmm FMMM, nice choice mushy.

Covlad and Wishy would need to get voted out first so me and the Funkster could have our own little love nest together.

Do rats live in nests ? oops sorry .....it's LoveBirds innit x

Will you be our special guest visitor Granny? The one they send in wearing a funny costume."

Only if it's a humming bush .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"ooooo did I miss summat?

Looks like we both did Jack...... snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but after the 12 nites of shagging yas id get bored n want to leave anyway lol...i hate being cramped by the same fannies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi ya bunch of fuckers

not one of ya lists am i on

i might not be clever, funny, interesting or sexy but a do do a mean roast dinner and amazing muffins (i didn't get this arse by accident ya know

)

*flicks hair and fabulously flounces*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh i wanted at least 20 bouncy, and you was on mine but nearer the bottom bit and i just stuck on the first 12

But you really was there, honest

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"oi ya bunch of fuckers

not one of ya lists am i on

i might not be clever, funny, interesting or sexy but a do do a mean roast dinner and amazing muffins (i didn't get this arse by accident ya know

)

*flicks hair and fabulously flounces*"

awwwwwwww your on my speical list, the one i dont publizize as its for special people only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PD

Aphrodite

Princess Pussy

Peaches

Jecherchetrois

Frock Off

Co Antrim

Kev

Raisealaff

Ozzy

"
OMG, I made a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sausages!

Pack of 12 Porkers ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"oi ya bunch of fuckers

not one of ya lists am i on

i might not be clever, funny, interesting or sexy but a do do a mean roast dinner and amazing muffins (i didn't get this arse by accident ya know

)

*flicks hair and fabulously flounces*"

shhh dont say but your my surprise for the housemates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausages!

Pack of 12 Porkers ?"

Yes they would be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wendy

Craig

She's not on fab is she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alternative selection .

notkev

ozzy

fabio

bouncy

saucy

granny crumpet

rentadread

wishy

dr snog and his sausage

_iew

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Fuck I was flattered to see mention of myself on so many lists, then it dawned on me that you probably all meant TT as in Tetley tea, and the refreshing enjoyment of a cup of your favourite beverage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just pick from the varied lists?

So I will have.....two from the top, three from the middle and 7 from the bottom...thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tut

too late now picking me its prompted

and may i point out i only came back in to pick up my rattle

*stamps foot and flounces back out*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fuck I was flattered to see mention of myself on so many lists, then it dawned on me that you probably all meant TT as in Tetley tea, and the refreshing enjoyment of a cup of your favourite beverage!

I want to make an amendmant to my list

TT complete with zebra head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why have you all chosen who you have. Is there any special reason. Are they just people you like, but in that case, would they necessary interact well together.

Or have you chosen them because you feel they will either hit it off stupendously or will they clash big time. Who do you think would find it difficult and who would manage to stay calm and survive the experience.

Obviously we havent met everyone in real life, so you have to go on how they have acted in various forums posts.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will repost my list and put the reasons why along the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there anyone who shys away from controversy on your list, would they be the first to walk.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

View - diva hissy fits/humility

Polo- humour and sarcasmn

Pearl necklace - straight talking and no matter what goes of she will still be happily doing her own thing

blackspice - Think of the great debates that would take place

rentadread - his flirty natural and visual appeal

walljoe - cause he just reminds me of every over hormonal lad and if i got bored in the month i could show him the answers to some of his questions

femme fatale - diva and she could teach us all how to make the most of our appearance

accomodating voyeur - contraversial factor

Tactile technition - humour and to change some peoples preconceptions of blind people. Plus it would be a hoot to see him walk round in his zebra head for a month

soapy - So i have a play thing to wind up for a whole month

soxy - we need to have a tv in the house and i think he may also show his diva side

diamondsmiles - just because i can choose myself and to keep some kind of order when it all kicks off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On my list Soxy and Shagaloony will provide the comedy and I think they will be the ones who are well liked.

I think Cute n Sassy will start off really well, but I think time away from her little one will have an impact and her bubbly personality will change a little and she will become a little bad tempered. I think she will be in awe of the slightly older ladies who she perceives to be role models.

I think the Tactile Technician will be a great contestant too, he can be sensible but I think he will become tetchy if well meaning housemates try and mother him.

I think Iconic will have a crush on Blackspice but it will be unrequited. She will sit and stare at him from afar and offer to wipe him down after a session in the gym.

She will get on well with Laine and they will have serious chats, both Laine and Iconic will take Cute n Sassy under their wings.

Ive already mentioned about Crystal and Blackspice and Wall Joe.

I think Shagaloony will be interested in Eve, but I think Eve is a nice girl and wouldnt get involved in a romance on screen.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Out of my lot the only one i could see actually walking would be _iew because he would hate the curtains or someone would have poor dress sense and he just wouldnt be able to cope.

That and the fact he would only have been able to take one small suitcase in with him

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol"

Might be a bit quiet but at least id leave with some form of sanity

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol

Might be a bit quiet but at least id leave with some form of sanity

I forgot to mention.....Debs Maddy and me...ARE Big Brother ;0

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Granny - says it how it is with a hint of hidden sarcasm

View - the queen bee of the house and will ensure all soft furnishings co-ordinate

Laine - female totty of the house and can crus ha bloke with a withering look

Soxy -brilliant sense of humour and has a "face" for all occasions

Funky - just fuckin mental and will pee everyone off with his time machine stories

wishy

Ruggers - the big sis, rule enforcer

Privates - arse candy

Big Eck - just so we can find out who he really is, but stay away from the loo after he has been

Iconic - the voice of reason

Peaches - will strike up a conversation anywhere and with anyone

Madchick - bouncer for when it kicks off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol

Might be a bit quiet but at least id leave with some form of sanity

I forgot to mention.....Debs Maddy and me...ARE Big Brother ;0"

Actually i could bring cheeky in as house guest lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In my house Tina Titz will come in a bit later. Her and Soxy will compete for the biggest and best breast forms.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol

Might be a bit quiet but at least id leave with some form of sanity

I forgot to mention.....Debs Maddy and me...ARE Big Brother ;0

Actually i could bring cheeky in as house guest lol"

we will hide in his pants lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol

Might be a bit quiet but at least id leave with some form of sanity

I forgot to mention.....Debs Maddy and me...ARE Big Brother ;0

Actually i could bring cheeky in as house guest lol

we will hide in his pants lol"

ha ha, you could all hide in big blue and sneak in like helen of troy lol

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Hmmmmm i think you two have possibly thought about this waaaay to much

I did think about it, thats why you, debs or madchick arnt in my house

makes sense tbh

lol...be a bit quiet tho lol

Might be a bit quiet but at least id leave with some form of sanity

I forgot to mention.....Debs Maddy and me...ARE Big Brother ;0

Actually i could bring cheeky in as house guest lol

we will hide in his pants lol

ha ha, you could all hide in big blue and sneak in like helen of troy lol"

PMSFL....i cant find big blue

...bet he's bloody got it lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"oi ya bunch of fuckers

not one of ya lists am i on

i might not be clever, funny, interesting or sexy but a do do a mean roast dinner and amazing muffins (i didn't get this arse by accident ya know

)

Bouncy neither did I

*flicks hair and fabulously flounces*"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Right back on topic cause the thread is being hijacked.

My mystery guest half way through the month would be big eck just incase where all flopping by then he would instigate us into stupid behaviour

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mystery guest would be...... JANELLE

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"mystery guest would be...... JANELLE

pmfsl, big brother are pushing the boat out this year creating life like illusions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger me, so if I’m interpreting this right,,,,, I’m being invited in because some of you need someone to laugh at, who’s got more faces than the town hall clock,,,, and who you anticipate with throw strops and hissy fits stomping around like a Diva,,,,just coz some other geezer-burds got bigger moobs than me……… well Ok,,,, that all sounds reasonable!!!!! Sign me up!!! And thank you all for the invite!!

bye the way,,,,,, what is this Big Brother thing anyway? IDK... is it anything like being on the X factor...will we get to meet Jedward

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm

PP-Because he has a nice bum

Kev-bouncer

Fmuma-For the vodka

Sassy-The honest _iews

Diamondsmiles-just because

Me-moaning mary haha

View-

Ohh I don't know who to add...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think we should all hire one massive house and all live in it for a month

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think we should all hire one massive house and all live in it for a month

Ohhh god no!!!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm

PP-Because he has a nice bum

Kev-bouncer

Fmuma-For the vodka

Sassy-The honest _iews

Diamondsmiles-just because

Me-moaning mary haha

View-

Ohh I don't know who to add..."

pick me,, pick me..... please.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm

PP-Because he has a nice bum

Kev-bouncer

Fmuma-For the vodka

Sassy-The honest _iews

Diamondsmiles-just because

Me-moaning mary haha

View-

Ohh I don't know who to add...

pick me,, pick me..... please.....

go on then you are picked.....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

sorry gurly, but off the voddy... can supply Baileys though

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm

PP-Because he has a nice bum

Kev-bouncer

Fmuma-For the vodka

Sassy-The honest _iews

Diamondsmiles-just because

Me-moaning mary haha

View-

Ohh I don't know who to add...

pick me,, pick me..... please.....

go on then you are picked.....

yeahhhhh ,,,, so happy i could dance.... lol ....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"sorry gurly, but off the voddy... can supply Baileys though"

Ermmmmmmm go on then...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm

PP-Because he has a nice bum

Kev-bouncer

Fmuma-For the vodka

Sassy-The honest _iews

Diamondsmiles-just because

Me-moaning mary haha

View-

Ohh I don't know who to add...

pick me,, pick me..... please.....

go on then you are picked.....

yeahhhhh ,,,, so happy i could dance.... lol ....

Scarcasim is so over rated

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think we should all hire one massive house and all live in it for a month

Ohhh god no!!!

It would be brilliant, we would have to pre warn

Ambulance service

fire service

Police

Police riot squad

Local psyciatric hospitals

Local undertakers

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think we should all hire one massive house and all live in it for a month

Ohhh god no!!!

It would be brilliant, we would have to pre warn

Ambulance service

fire service

Police

Police riot squad

Local psyciatric hospitals

Local undertakers

dont forget the substance misuse deptartmemt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think we should all hire one massive house and all live in it for a month

Ohhh god no!!!

It would be brilliant, we would have to pre warn

Ambulance service

fire service

Police

Police riot squad

Local psyciatric hospitals

Local undertakers

dont forget the substance misuse deptartmemt

oh yea, and the laura ashley helpline for _iew pmsl

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"I think the Tactile Technician will be a great contestant too, he can be sensible but I think he will become tetchy if well meaning housemates try and mother

him." Tetchy? no no no not me, touchy Yeah! but not tetchy

Come mother me baby!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`d put me and 11 women in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mystery guest would be...... JANELLE

Ha ha ha ha

I love your line of thinking.

I never really knew the full story behind Janellegate - I didn't know who it was or what the story was, just that all didn't quite seem to be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and rugby and sunny can be big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is really a thread to outst the clique, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear, did I say something out of turn?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

well you buggers can all sod off then....

just me and Brad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and rugby and sunny can be big brother"

Oooooh, thank feck for that! Means I can't be voted out first LOL

Hang on..... I've been named in a thread.... does this mean I'm in the clique??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may have to hold auditions to select housemates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may have to hold auditions to select housemates

Well if you were in the house with me, Id pinch that black latex shorts outfit you have, cos I actually want it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this is really a thread to outst the clique, isn't it?

Well as I am the OP, I can honestly say that the Clique word didnt enter my head when deciding to post this.

I did want people to get away from choosing their mates on the forum and get away from choosing the same old forum names too because there are lots of interesting people on this site. I wanted people to think about ways people would interact judging on how they appear to you on the forum.

If you really did stick to your mates then it wouldnt work would it. The idea was who would form an unlikely bond, who would cause friction etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may have to hold auditions to select housemates

Well if you were in the house with me, Id pinch that black latex shorts outfit you have, cos I actually want it

You mean these 1's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do couple profiles count as 1 or 2 housemates?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ok my list and my reasons

View - i just find him wise, opinionated and im kinda fascinated by him lol

Raisealaff - male eye candy, joker of the pack, cheer miserable fuckers up .. oh and to please the scottish

Jechercedeux (can never get her username right and then she changes it) - super smart who knows everything, will create in depth convo's and will then mean there could be possible divides..

Calimero - Alternative life style choice, id love to see how she copes without her master.

Jack & kate - i see them as the 'nicey nice' couple, wise with his words jack is an all rounder. Kate i think can be a firecracker with that red hair of hers

Diamondsmiles - karen i feel has lots of stories, well rounded, smart, opinionated. Would be the house domestic godess

Walljoe - honestly?? i love his posts and think he's a wally lol.. brilliant for humour

Peaches - honest, talkative, great boobs :D

Ruggers - athourative figure and to keep the house in order

Fabio - man of the house! international superstar and would be a hit with the ladies

Laine - mad as a nutter, lots of stories, eye candy for the men, would turn into the agnony aunt

Iconic - simply boobtastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Granny and Fabio would be first and foremost as without them the house would descend into total anarchy lol!

After that I'd throw Polo, Shagaloony, View and Raisealaff as you'd have to have decent crack in there.

Fmuma and Soapy would be essential, provided they didn't hog the bathroom.

Femme, Jecherchequatre (as she will probably be called soon) and Blackspice get the nod too.

And with that lot in there I'd be a complete and utter goon not to put myself in too!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm obviously not invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm obviously not invited"

its ok hunny you can flounce off to the pub with me

get ready to flick ya hair

and

1 2 3

flick n flounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bouncy, love your new profile pic

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm obviously not invited

its ok hunny you can flounce off to the pub with me

get ready to flick ya hair

and

1 2 3

flick n flounce

Can you flounce short hair?

Sod it

Let's just go and enjoy

We can be Big Sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bouncy, love your new profile pic

awwww ty hunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i wanna add mr lick into the house but i hope its not a case of nice body shame about the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm obviously not invited

its ok hunny you can flounce off to the pub with me

get ready to flick ya hair

and

1 2 3

flick n flounce

Can you flounce short hair?

Sod it

Let's just go and enjoy

We can be Big Sisters

i'm growing it honestly purely for flouncing, i can get a fair flick on it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and it just for it all to kick off for some entertainment I'd chuck some random "Why won't these bastards reply to my messages?" poster to the wolves...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm obviously not invited

its ok hunny you can flounce off to the pub with me

get ready to flick ya hair

and

1 2 3

flick n flounce

Can you flounce short hair?

Sod it

Let's just go and enjoy

We can be Big Sisters

i'm growing it honestly purely for flouncing, i can get a fair flick on it now

Bouncy

ello lovely xxxx nice facialx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm obviously not invited

its ok hunny you can flounce off to the pub with me

get ready to flick ya hair

and

1 2 3

flick n flounce

Can you flounce short hair?

Sod it

Let's just go and enjoy

We can be Big Sisters

i'm growing it honestly purely for flouncing, i can get a fair flick on it now

Bouncy

ello lovely xxxx nice facialx "

ty granny my sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well if you were in the house with me, Id pinch that black latex shorts outfit you have, cos I actually want it

You mean these 1's

I was thinking of the one piece shorts thing, I don't know what you would call it, I like it, I think me and you should swap clothes PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you were in the house with me, Id pinch that black latex shorts outfit you have, cos I actually want it

You mean these 1's

I was thinking of the one piece shorts thing, I don't know what you would call it, I like it, I think me and you should swap clothes PP

which outfit will I be wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol be afraid be very afraid

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