FabSwingers.com forum: Said no woman on fab, ever !

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Nobody has messed to get a pic of my norks for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I fancy a fuck, when and where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Profile with no profile pics or no other pics sends FAF today message*

Yeah sure, I'll be over in 20 minutes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Profile with no profile pics or no other pics sends FAF today message*

Yeah sure, I'll be over in 20 minutes...

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes it's fine that your place looks a shit tip in your photo's

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well I haven't had a sexual meet in months and not through lack of trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was a single man on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know you but I really want to empty your balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted"

Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get enough cock pics in my messages

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not said but typed on a veri

*He only lasted a few seconds.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know you but I really want to empty your balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I haven't had a sexual meet in months and not through lack of trying

Fine, I'll take one for the team, I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pay for the hotel and your taxi fare

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can I bring my two beautiful friends to join in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pay for the hotel and your taxi fare"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I don't mind that your wife is busy, ill come round anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're in the area and you want to dump your load? Sure, my legs are open for you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks

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By *eneathTheDiamondSkyWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Your cock is so beautiful, and completely different from all the other cocks on here. I'm glad you photographed it from 19 angles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm, cheese"

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Yeah sure I'll fuck you whilst your un-knowing girlfriend is asleep in the next room!

Yes of course you can do my housework in a nappy - even though the kids will be in!

Yeah I'll shit on your chest and watch you eat it!!

These are all requests I've actually had - often more than once - in my time on here!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

""Your cock is so beautiful, and completely different from all the other cocks on here. I'm glad you photographed it from 19 angles""

LOVE this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah sure I'll fuck you whilst your un-knowing girlfriend is asleep in the next room!

Yes of course you can do my housework in a nappy - even though the kids will be in!

Yeah I'll shit on your chest and watch you eat it!!

These are all requests I've actually had - often more than once - in my time on here!

Thanks for letting everyone know about our private conversations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I was a single man on here

Give that lady a round of applause!! Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the smell of unwashed penis!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Group woman profile looking for short muppet looking men for FFFFFFFFFFFFFM gang bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture of you sitting on the bog.. what a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah that's fine come round while the kids are in bed, I'll enjoy keeping quiet.

Yes I'd love to be destroyed

Yeah I get it, of course you should fuck other women because your wife doesnt understand you, in fact I would like to be that woman, I would be saving your marriage after all.

Please let me meet you in your car, I only want to gobble you off then you can go.

Wow. You would pass for an actual man, no one would guess you were born a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please will you tongue punch my fart box?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're only half a mile away. In that case, it was meant to be, and we must fuck immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, well, now you say you didn't want to fuck me anyway, that's different. Now I want you and I'm so sorry I rejected your first advance."

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Of course the dog can join in

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Ooh look a nice message....im not going to wait a couple hours to reply so i look cool and in control...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fine that your husbands penis is so small he wouldn't get it in, you're welcome to get a good fuck off mine.

True story x

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Wow your gorgeous want to meet now, or I'm in the area are you free, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not said but typed on a veri

*He only lasted a few seconds.*"

Yeah sorry about that

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks "

I'd gladly change that for you, but I'm 1yr too old

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Of course I want MORE cock pic's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks "

Surprisingly we are in the same area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get enough cock pics in my messages "

I do genuinely say that. Have to actually ask men to attach them to their messages.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

No, it doesn't mater its your first message, why stop at one of your friends...bring them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture of you sitting on the bog.. what a turn on.

Thanks

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Well I haven't had a sexual meet in months and not through lack of trying

Fine, I'll take one for the team, I'm on my way

Thank You! I will be forever indebted to you

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks

I'd gladly change that for you, but I'm 1yr too old

I'm pretty sure this one belongs on here.........

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Please continue to send me pic of you having sex with other women as it's a real turn on for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she's hot, but not on fab, but you'll send me pictures of her on kik? Oh, ok, in that case I totally retract my desire not to meet a single bloke in a hotel. What room number?

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Your 1 inch Rod is going to RUIN ME! Get here now!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

'Instead of continually writing status updates and forum posts regarding the poor quality males that message me, I'll do a little local search and send out a few messages' said no woman. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to my local lay by now.

Thank you for just this second messaging me to tell me you're in my area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my way to my local lay by now.

Thank you for just this second messaging me to tell me you're in my area. "

Along with "wow, you're how close? Thank goodness you let me know, geographical proximity makes my fandango flutter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Do any girl wanna meet me im on the sote since a month and had no meet, im genuine but how to prove it? Im just shy and never before took naked pictures even normal pictures i dnt do much call me you ll see im genuine and not time waster 07934892939 im going to work so tryna call at midnight lol x"

I'm pretty sure no woman has said that ever!! Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your cock is so beautiful, and completely different from all the other cocks on here. I'm glad you photographed it from 19 angles"

LOVE this!

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my way to my local lay by now.

Thank you for just this second messaging me to tell me you're in my area.

Along with "wow, you're how close? Thank goodness you let me know, geographical proximity makes my fandango flutter"

I'm in love with you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm you do know that this forums is open to the public to see right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted

Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements

So asking for a single man who lives alone within 30 minutes of me, is just me being picky and high demanding?

right yeah ok then

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yeah sure I'll fuck you whilst your un-knowing girlfriend is asleep in the next room!

Yes of course you can do my housework in a nappy - even though the kids will be in!

Yeah I'll shit on your chest and watch you eat it!!

These are all requests I've actually had - often more than once - in my time on here!

Thanks for letting everyone know about our private conversations.

It's cool! Everyone should know what a freak you really are!

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Erm you do know that this forums is open to the public to see right?

That's what thinking with ya dick looks like

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks "

Weeks ? WEEKS !!

And you think that's hard going

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full vulva needs emptying who wants it, squirt n go no names...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you. "

You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

What you wearing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.

You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....

Good point, well made. I am a useless trollop

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted"

Sorry to burst your bubble Sam ive had them exact words said to me more than once by women on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.

You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....

Good point, well made. I am a useless trollop

No you are a gawjus useless trollop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a fuck right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect a call at midnight sir! I see you can't accommodate so I will book the hotel and wait patiently like a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted

Sorry to burst your bubble Sam ive had them exact words said to me more than once by women on fab

Those exact words, eh? Why are women calling you Sam?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Parked on the third layby after j15 on the A14, come over and grind on my gear stick'

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Let's meet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, half an hour you say, B&Q car park? Well crimminy sir, you are the answer to my insomniac prayers; let me whip on a basque and stockings and I'll be right with you.

You mean you don't wear it all the time gal? Clearly slipping....

Good point, well made. I am a useless trollop

No you are a gawjus useless trollop

Is the Basque and stockings a grey chavsuit that youve worn for the last 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full vulva needs emptying who wants it, squirt n go no names...

xx"
pmsl. I love this one

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By *pacecoastersCouple
over a year ago

Cocoa Beach

"Oh look, their selling shoes, 50%, today only.! Ah, I have enough already"

Said no woman, ever.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

On the preference tick box section, can we please have a new one so we can search for men who take a strop if we say no or don't open their mail?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Anyone selling used under crackers?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm you do know that this forums is open to the public to see right?

His phone will be ringing off the hook at midnight

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Yea I fancy a fuck, when and where?"

Sorry to burst your bubble but I've had that said to me on fab before

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Erm I believe I have previously said I can't get a meet OP, in fact I haven't had a meet for weeks "

Months for me.

In fact, every sentence one here that men have said women have never said, I've said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted

Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements

So asking for a single man who lives alone within 30 minutes of me, is just me being picky and high demanding?

right yeah ok then

I said "often". Not "always".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full vulva needs emptying who wants it, squirt n go no names...

xx"

OMG! The best!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for sending me a picture where you look like you haven't had a wash sonce Christmas. Of course I'll suck your cheesy cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to come, play and wank into husbands underpants?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I can't get a meet

And

Oh Sam you make me moist with your witty forum posts, I want you to fuck me.

What else would women never say on fab ?

Keep it fun and lighthearted

Actually, a lot of women complain that they can't get a meet. Oddly enough, they're often the ones with the pickiest, most demanding lists of requirements

So asking for a single man who lives alone within 30 minutes of me, is just me being picky and high demanding?

right yeah ok then

I said "often". Not "always"."

Bottle job

Yes your being very picky and demanding there I said it

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Any chance of seeing it up close it's not a very good picture x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think VCDS needs a some competition and I could give her a run for her money"

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