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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was thoroughly enjoying munching out a lady friends pussy when all of a sudden she let out a big botty burp! I was so shocked I didn't know how to react!! What would other people do in this situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evacuate the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was thoroughly enjoying munching out a lady friends pussy when all of a sudden she let out a big botty burp! I was so shocked I didn't know how to react!! What would other people do in this situation? "

How did she react?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stick yer cock up her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess what she had for lunch and say "ah Vindaloo, nice choice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evacuate the area "

Before she does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evacuate the area

Before she does."

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Dutch oven the bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd die laughing. What did you do OP?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

you leave your head down there and take it. if i fart on a guy it's a sign that i am welcoming him to my clan and he should respect that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted in my FWB,s face when I was on top for 69, he was a trooper and just carried on. Thinking about it though, he is my ex FWB again now. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh uncontrollably,then either inhale deeply through the nose and say "aaahh,Bisto!" or hold my thumb and little finger to the side of my head like a phone and say "Speak up Brown,you're through" I'd also be returning the favour at the next available opportunity

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Jump up in utter disgust.

Kick her in the fanny, make my excuses and leave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I was thoroughly enjoying munching out a lady friends pussy when all of a sudden she let out a big botty burp! I was so shocked I didn't know how to react!! What would other people do in this situation?

How did she react? "

She was quite embarrassed. I tried to just power through it as to not make her feel uncomfortable but it fucking stunknown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her next time to warn you so you can light it.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"So I was thoroughly enjoying munching out a lady friends pussy when all of a sudden she let out a big botty burp! I was so shocked I didn't know how to react!! What would other people do in this situation? "

High five her haha

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"So I was thoroughly enjoying munching out a lady friends pussy when all of a sudden she let out a big botty burp! I was so shocked I didn't know how to react!! What would other people do in this situation?

High five her haha"

I reserve those for fanny farts

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Laugh uncontrollably,then either inhale deeply through the nose and say "aaahh,Bisto!" or hold my thumb and little finger to the side of my head like a phone and say "Speak up Brown,you're through" I'd also be returning the favour at the next available opportunity "

You are my new forum hero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick yer cock up her arse "

This, then give a high five

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There is only one way to react

"I hear your vocals and challenge you to a fart off, balloon knots at dawn"

Commence tickle and pillow fight until one of you farts so hard you follow through.

Wear that crown with pride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light a match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shows my maturity I would just laugh as I have reading this ??

Although I'd be mortified what else could you do? It's the as Fanny farting us women know it happens again I'd be mortified but if it happens then it happens ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was hinting at a bit of sc@ play. Either way be professional and take it like a man but look at a way of repaying her when you get her to teabag you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This incident never happened. We all know ladies never toot.

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

Should have just replied "shhhh little one , your next"

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