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Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
"Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. | |||
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"Will Smith wrote mine. True story." had a look, was not disappointed.  | |||
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"Will Smith wrote mine. True story." I hoped before I even read it. ..and it was true  | |||
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"Will Smith wrote mine. True story. I hoped before I even read it. ..and it was true "He didn't write mine....do you have his number  | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works. "Do me one! | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!"Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300. I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this. So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for. Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps."Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster??? | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???"no, they aren't a couple as such. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such."Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls "Hammilton. Hes a posh hamster dont you know! | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls "hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile. he's called Hammyabc123 | |||
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"I just have a quote and still get the goods  "Your body and looks give you an unfair advantage. You could write fuck off on your profile text and still get attention. Some need help | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
Hammilton. Hes a posh hamster dont you know!"i gave a fake name, didn't want anyone seducing your hamster. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123"Now that's funny | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps."Thats beautiful. Im filling up here. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Thats beautiful. Im filling up here. "you're welcome. i could've done better if my phone wasn't f*****d up and distracting me right now. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123"I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic | |||
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It needs improvement I'm sure, but I need to work out in what way all by myself! | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic "if you was able to message that hamster then you probably should at least try to have a lie down yes. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic "He just told me some fugly just messaged | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic
He just told me some fugly just messaged "That's it, I'm sticking with the squirrel | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123
I really need to go to bed, that fecking hamster just blocked me after I sent a face pic
He just told me some fugly just messaged
That's it, I'm sticking with the squirrel "Well he does like nuts | |||
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"I just have a quote and still get the goods
Your body and looks give you an unfair advantage. You could write fuck off on your profile text and still get attention. Some need help "You kidding me? Women crave the unattainable badboys! Writing that on my profile would make my account explode with messages and winks | |||
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"I just have a quote and still get the goods
Your body and looks give you an unfair advantage. You could write fuck off on your profile text and still get attention. Some need help
You kidding me? Women crave the unattainable badboys!
Writing that on my profile would make my account explode with messages and winks "Then you'd know how it is being a female on here | |||
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"My profile is not finished as it was wrote by Jimmy Cricket. "there's more" "Beavo sir  | |||
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"My profile is not finished as it was wrote by Jimmy Cricket. "there's more"
Beavo sir "And indeed bravo! | |||
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"my profile is still the temporary one i made before Christmas lol "Wham - Last Christmas  | |||
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"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon "It is a big clock. | |||
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"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon
It is a big clock."Some ladies will prefer big clocks some wont | |||
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"Will Smith wrote mine. True story." I'd do Will Smith | |||
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. " I did a thread about exactly that! | |||
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"The answer to all my prayers. Will you do me? (They would be so much easier to say if you were a woman ) " Love that. Hope you don't mind me using it. | |||
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" Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. " Does that really matter though? For us the beauty of swinging is that you get to fuck people that you wouldn't normally. For us it's recreational sex not building a quiz team | |||
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" Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. Does that really matter though? For us the beauty of swinging is that you get to fuck people that you wouldn't normally. For us it's recreational sex not building a quiz team "Brilliant | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
Do me one!
Hello ladies. I am the Pieman300.
I know you're all looking for a guy that can chat, well this is me. I can talk abut myself all day long, if you care to listen. And i want you to care, as well as listen. I am caring. I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, a squirrel that i tamed myself over several years and a hamster...i do unspeakable things to the hamster but i think he enjoys this.
So, hit me up ladies. I am the one you've been looking for.
Same name on POF, feltlife, badoo, tinder and all other popular apps.
Does he have a couples profile with the poor hamster???
no, they aren't a couple as such.
Pm me the hamsters' profile name then pls
hahaha, the evil could continue right here but i won't name a real fab profile.
he's called Hammyabc123"All hamsters are called Hammy! Lol | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works. "I'll take one lol | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol "idk if anyone really wants a shit one. 
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time. | |||
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
"No, because it would be false advertising. If they can't write it themselves then too bad - it's not just the profile, it's the photos, the communication and everything that goes with swinging not just a profile. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time. "Done  | |||
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"Will Smith wrote mine. True story." I applaud you for the audacity of your profile | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done "haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it. | |||
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" Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. Does that really matter though? For us the beauty of swinging is that you get to fuck people that you wouldn't normally. For us it's recreational sex not building a quiz team "Sexperts vs eggheads sounds like fun though! | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it. "Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me! | |||
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
Rubbish idea. I don't want to chat to guys with professionally written profiles only to find they're really thick as shit. "haha! Well surely the cock only pics and lack of effort and the fancy a fuck or what you doing tonight messages slightly give it away? *Mr | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
Done
haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!"you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still. | |||
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"Please write mine , I trust you " off the OP or me? mine will be stupid and silly. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still. "Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum. If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state! | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still.
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state!"Bloody hell at the typos! | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still.
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state!"hehehe, you guys are awesome, really making me laugh using these. hope you get some crazy lady sex off of it, i think you'll really enjoy that. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
Bloody brilliant. Hes balliser than me!
you should totally use yours, i know it'd get you loads of messages. probably about animal abuses but still.
Feck it ive done it lol. I had to remive the other site names. Came up with a block message. Not sure how you got them on the forum.
If anyone messages me setiously now i will be worrued for their mental state!
hehehe, you guys are awesome, really making me laugh using these. hope you get some crazy lady sex off of it, i think you'll really enjoy that. "Im not holding my breath lol | |||
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"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon "They probably only want to see what time it is. | |||
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"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon
They probably only want to see what time it is."Nah, clock pics make them tick | |||
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it. "You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some "was just interested to see if it worked that's all. and who it attracted. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some
was just interested to see if it worked that's all. and who it attracted."UPDATE: a male couple looked at me 8 hours ago, but then they regularly look at me... | |||
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"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon
It is a big clock."Yes, the type of clock the French would call a pendule! | |||
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"Who needs a profile, I just a clock pic and all the ladies swoon
They probably only want to see what time it is.
Nah, clock pics make them tick"Please dont wind me up. Because I can get very alarmed in no time. | |||
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"i'd be writing evil profiles. if anyone wants an evil profile let me know. it will say how shit you are and things like this. reverse psychology sometimes works.
I'll take one lol
idk if anyone really wants a shit one.
Hi, i'm Kaizen. Welcome to my profile.
Punching dirtboxes is my speciality, don't be scared though as i only i do this with my tongue.
I'm here looking for the lady of my dreams. To have sex with. I'm good at the sex too, you will enjoy me. I like to caress your bum with my loving hands then manouvre my fingers around to your front bottom to feel your wetness, i'm a romantic and into sensual pleasure.
I don't have any pets, although a hamster seems appealing lately for some reason.
Feel free to message me for a good time.
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haha, didn't expect you to really use that. let me know if you have success with it.
You never said you'd do it on a commission basis! MissDtinker has already looked, I think she wants some
was just interested to see if it worked that's all. and who it attracted.
UPDATE: a male couple looked at me 8 hours ago, but then they regularly look at me... "you should maybe ask the OP to write you one? | |||
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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"Brainwave... I used to write dating profiles for men on a well known dating site. How about I write swinging profiles for guys?
Can't be worse than some of the half arsed attempts.
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"The answer to all my prayers. Will you do me? (They would be so much easier to say if you were a woman ) Love that. Hope you don't mind me using it. " Go ahead. Let me know how it works out. | |||
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that every single man in possession of a well crafted profile is in the debt of a more creatively minded lady. " | |||
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that every single man in possession of a well crafted profile is in the debt of a more creatively minded lady. " In line with the adage 'behind every great man'....there's a woman rolling her eyes.  | |||
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