FabSwingers.com forum: Single guys read profiles before winking, messaging or friend request..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pune"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/08/17 20:20:14]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pubic hair not pune

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pubic hair not pune"
phew! I thought my post primary school reading had let me down.

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices. "

I imagine they don't use the forums

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices.

I imagine they don't use the forums "
exactly

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices. "

Fab dyslexia, no matter what is written men will do the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should imagine the target audience is reading this thread avidly, taking notes and vowing to abide by aforesaid suggestions and advices. "

So true...

I looked at the profile, I thought mine was blunt.... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP think your opening post was 8 lines too long and several pictures too short, to reach your target audience.

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By *art123Man
over a year ago

Stoke

Ahh nowww I know where I'm going wrong..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés? "

Rant..

All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.

No wonder. Just effing read profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried blocking all single men and looking yourself?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?

Rant..

All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.

No wonder. Just effing read profiles"

It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the profile...

I'm very afraid...

Compared with the profile the rant almost displays a measure of humanity

Wanders back into the man cave shaking head....again

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have you tried blocking all single men and looking yourself?"
a superb idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to the second secondly and gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?

Rant..

All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.

No wonder. Just effing read profiles

It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves? "

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"I read the profile...

I'm very afraid...

Compared with the profile the rant almost displays a measure of humanity

Wanders back into the man cave shaking head....again

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok warning heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negativity attracts negativity.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Have you tried blocking all single men and looking yourself? a superb idea

I second this!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm surprised anyone dares message you to be honest.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have you tried blocking all single men and looking yourself? a superb idea

I second this!"
I second second this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples are still moaning in here I see

Filters people!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't you worried that they will read it and think "stuff this! Next profile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/08/17 00:33:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a "secondly" clause twice

And for that reason, I'm out

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

Here here

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!"

go on I dare ya!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also just curious as you don't mention it, pubes and facial hair, that's ok yea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also just curious as you don't mention it, pubes and facial hair, that's ok yea?"

They do.... It's written Pune

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

We have come to the conclusion some just can't read.

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

We have come to the conclusion some just can't read.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

Hopefully where there primary education failed to teach them to read Fab profiles, their secondary education will have taught them to read Fab threads???

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Aren't you worried that they will read it and think "stuff this! Next profile"

Nah they wont read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't you worried that they will read it and think "stuff this! Next profile"

Exactly!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

If anything a rant like this inspires me to message them, just to annoy them.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!

go on I dare ya!! "

They have probably seen this and already blocked me haha

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"If anything a rant like this inspires me to message them, just to annoy them."

Oi i thought of that first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anything a rant like this inspires me to message them, just to annoy them.

Oi i thought of that first!"

Go on then! Chop chop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many messages does it take to fill an inbox

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!

go on I dare ya!!

They have probably seen this and already blocked me haha"

Pmsl ... message em u know u want to

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"How many messages does it take to fill an inbox

Lol no idea but u guna message them ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If all else fails..

Just got a message from a guy about how Mrs would be her filthy slut.

No introduction mind, just what he was going to do to her..

It took about five messages back to him before he blocked us..

I wonder why?

Probably because we told him that he could do what he wants with Mrs, provided we tie him to the bed first and Mr fuck his man pussy hole and fist him first whilst Mrs watches..

Hana...

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"If all else fails..

Just got a message from a guy about how Mrs would be her filthy slut.

No introduction mind, just what he was going to do to her..

It took about five messages back to him before he blocked us..

I wonder why?

Probably because we told him that he could do what he wants with Mrs, provided we tie him to the bed first and Mr fuck his man pussy hole and fist him first whilst Mrs watches..

Hana..."

Would you lube my chocolate starfish first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should the men start reading profiles when the vast majority of women and couples go straight to pics and just hit wink and friend request anywho without so much as a teensy lil perusal of the lovingly crafted words either

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why should the men start reading profiles when the vast majority of women and couples go straight to pics and just hit wink and friend request anywho without so much as a teensy lil perusal of the lovingly crafted words either

Apparently men don't read anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?

Rant..

All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.

No wonder. Just effing read profiles

It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves? "

because the they csnt stroke thier egos over how many guys they turn down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a block button, how cool is that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many messages does it take to fill an inbox

Lol no idea but u guna message them ha ha "

No I'm scared they may bury me under the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If all else fails..

Just got a message from a guy about how Mrs would be her filthy slut.

No introduction mind, just what he was going to do to her..

It took about five messages back to him before he blocked us..

I wonder why?

Probably because we told him that he could do what he wants with Mrs, provided we tie him to the bed first and Mr fuck his man pussy hole and fist him first whilst Mrs watches..

Hana..."

Spat my coffee out... still laughing...think you won the thread

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés?

Rant..

All these single guys asking why no reply or blocked.

No wonder. Just effing read profiles

It's the way of things. How about blocking all men and looking for suitable ones yourselves?

because the they csnt stroke thier egos over how many guys they turn down"

Shots fired! Second time ive written that tonight. Forum is feisty this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! I stalk a profile. Examine it in minute detail before I send a message out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read the OP's profile,it's one of the least appealing and most off-putting profiles I've seen on here recently

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Just read the OP's profile,it's one of the least appealing and most off-putting profiles I've seen on here recently

Ya think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read the OP's profile,it's one of the least appealing and most off-putting profiles I've seen on here recently

Ya think!"

I know mine is nothing special,but the OP's really is something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be just me then! I think their page is fine and to the point , just a lot of what they like and expect . Can't blame them for ranting , I'm out though I've got a beard.I think they are also lucky to get bombarded with messages some of us only get a few a day ! Hint lol

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Just read the OP's profile,it's one of the least appealing and most off-putting profiles I've seen on here recently

Ya think!

I know mine is nothing special,but the OP's really is something else

Mate i just went to look at your profile. Got as far as your status. Cant stop laughing!

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

I always read profile before sending message or winking.. if I don't fit, I don't message, if I do, I'm ignored..

Also annoyed that people will wink me, so I send them a message whether I'm what they are looking for or not. I'm I'm not, I just tell them that I'd be interested, but I don't fit with what they are looking for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Pune"?"

No thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when bang average coupled make out like they are Kim Kardashian and Kanye pest

Pick your toys up you threw out of your pram and use some filters.

Look at me,look at me, I receive messages I do!!!

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By *ardCore TroubadourMan
over a year ago

'On the Road'

Too true!! - There are a good number of couples who repeatedly advertise for a meets with single guys on a certain night. Upon checking out their profiles after the prescribed night there invariably seem to be a distinct absence of verifications to prove that meets actually took place!!! Single guys demean themselves jumping through hoops of avoiding cut and paste messages and one liners, getting the right photos, including the right passwords basically 'applying for a position that doesn't exist' without so much as a 'no thanks' from such ego-centric time-wasting couples! (rant over)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It would mean we got to heaven if this ever happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it when bang average coupled make out like they are Kim Kardashian and Kanye pest

Pick your toys up you threw out of your pram and use some filters.

Look at me,look at me, I receive messages I do!!!"

This.

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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "
your sooooooo right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is it every profile that goes on about how they're a sapiophile or you must have personality, or sex starts in the mind etc invariably reads a like it was written by a cretin while they were knocking one out?

I mean, bit of reciprocity wouldn't go amiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tempted to message them just to wind them up. I don't think i've ever failed to match so many requirements of one profile!"

I think many people do this. Ranty profiles attract rants.

Perhaps the OP's problem is that men *do* read profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

I got to the second 'secondly' and gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always read the profile, it gives you insight into that person and whether you are compatible or not. I rarely look at pics, because these days that can be fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always read the profile, it gives you insight into that person and whether you are compatible or not. I rarely look at pics, because these days that can be fake.

I look at pics and profile content, if the pics are fake then the content is probably bullsh!t and wouldn't be worth reading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My word!

Unlos strikes again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My word!

Unlos strikes again..."

They read their own profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philosophical question - If a profile goes unlos, and nobody notices...did they really leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philosophical question - If a profile goes unlos, and nobody notices...did they really leave? "

Were they ever here?

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By *rCuriousityMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Aren't you worried that they will read it and think "stuff this! Next profile"

She absolutely should be. Too much drama, next please!

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By *rCuriousityMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Have you tried blocking all single men and looking yourself? a superb idea

I second this!"

I third this!

It's obvious females get bombarded with dross messages. Save yourselves the bother and search for what you really want. You may be surprised what you find.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"My word!

Unlos strikes again...

They read their own profile

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the op didnt last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a rant or comical display of clichés? "
I detest clichés. Take my advice and avoid them like the plague!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Well the op didnt last!"

Shame, was gonna ping them a message wink and friend request without reading profile first ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please single men..

Read profiles first.

Don't message, wink or friend request unless you fit what we want..

We ain't asking for miracles..

Basically. Our age range. Face and body pics as well as the standard cock pics. No beards or Pune hair.

Sick and tired of having to keep blocking you all..

We guess most of you got past primary school education and can read?

Ffsake... "

Yes!! Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philosophical question - If a profile goes unlos, and nobody notices...did they really leave?

Were they ever here?"

Who?

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