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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Took the four terrors and the other half tree climbing today, all went fantastically, until the branch broke and 5 hit the deck ice packs and sweets all round

How's everyone else's broods this summer?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Being a typical teenager! Mood swings, grunting and slamming doors.

Can't say I've seen much of him over the holidays apart from when he's hungry.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

at least you let them explore, i'd say that part is a parenting win.

i was just thinking how crap my housework is becoming over the holidays. my freezer handle has become full of crumbs and my toilets, well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"at least you let them explore, i'd say that part is a parenting win.

i was just thinking how crap my housework is becoming over the holidays. my freezer handle has become full of crumbs and my toilets, well... "

We don't speak about the state of the toilet/bathroom I'll be deep cleaning the day they go back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a typical teenager! Mood swings, grunting and slamming doors.

Can't say I've seen much of him over the holidays apart from when he's hungry. "

I have one like that, grunts in code, I'm sure he's hibernating!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"at least you let them explore, i'd say that part is a parenting win.

i was just thinking how crap my housework is becoming over the holidays. my freezer handle has become full of crumbs and my toilets, well...

We don't speak about the state of the toilet/bathroom I'll be deep cleaning the day they go back "

the shame will force me to clean them today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for 4 dry days to go camping. Looks like we might as well give up with only two weeks left.

The rain this year has been persistent to say the least

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off""

I remember those words well from my Mum

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off""

Mmmm I'm sure I have said this many times, also threatened to remove light bulbs as they can only seem to operate switches into the on position

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off"

Mmmm I'm sure I have said this many times, also threatened to remove light bulbs as they can only seem to operate switches into the on position "

Surely it would be easier for you to flick off the switches for the lighting circuits on the main fuseboard?

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

After a couple of weekends camping with both kids, I've had a tonne of home stuff to do.

Today we headed to the library which went really wrong. Both kids bolted in different directions. The smallest pulled books out everywhere while the eldest wandered into the adult section. Then I realised I had brought the wrong library card with me.

I had one sympathetic look and the rest were judging eyes. Yep. I'm staying in for the rest of the holidays.

Mrs x

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Back to school today. Felt like I was feeding them to the lions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little one escaped out the front door and went round to his best friends house next door, leaving the front door wide open. Scared the shit out of me.

Big one has been on national citizen service and has come back with wanderlust wants to go off travelling when she finishes sixth form, and asked if she and her friends can have my dad's house for a couple of months to "just chill in the Caribbean" Erm...

No! Lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off""

I've said that too but not keen on going past his room while he's wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off"

I've said that too but not keen on going past his room while he's wanking"

Errrr best leave door on

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Teenage grunting, hiding in their rooms, staring at screens, only emerging for food...

Roll on September...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had lots of fun, with a little minor squabbling between siblings.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Have said "one more door slam & im taking the bedroom door off"

Mmmm I'm sure I have said this many times, also threatened to remove light bulbs as they can only seem to operate switches into the on position

Surely it would be easier for you to flick off the switches for the lighting circuits on the main fuseboard? "

Yes it would but where is the fun in that??

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It's week 4, I've not turned into screaming physco mum yet... But I'm close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set mine loose on the World years ago..

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By *boro_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Being a typical teenager! Mood swings, grunting and slamming doors.

Can't say I've seen much of him over the holidays apart from when he's hungry.

I have one like that, grunts in code, I'm sure he's hibernating!"

"Grunts in code" that's a new programming language he's probably hacking the Russian embassy

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