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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's so flirty with me it's untrue wen we are out she grabs my cock and my arse all night. Last night she overheard me tellin one of the lads a guaranteed way to get a girl to cum. Her words were "fuck off, you no I'm on . Question is do you think it's on the cards?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Is what in the cards? Her period?! Sounds like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

if she was into you she would fuck you while on her period.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it."

44? Remember, not everyone is honest on here

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Did she tell you to fuck off because if she wasn't on you would of guaranteed she cum ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ? "

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless your reply was "so what about a blow job" then you have blown it,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it.

44? Remember, not everyone is honest on here"
it won't let me change it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

"

Nope... not guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it.

44? Remember, not everyone is honest on here it won't let me change it "

How old are you then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

"

This man could make a fortune, ritin' a book on how to do sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

"

Some times, with some women... get to 46 or so and you will learn the only guaranteed way to give a woman an orgasm is to pay attention to her verbal and non verbal communication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

"

who told you that?...another 'one of the lads'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it.

44? Remember, not everyone is honest on here it won't let me change it

How old are you then ? "

When I filled in my profile, I nearly put 74

I can see how people could get confused about their age

Easily done

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

"

Guaranteed? No. You've much to learn methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah just checked, you're only 44.

That explains it.

44? Remember, not everyone is honest on here it won't let me change it "

You change your date of birth once. So op, what ages have you been?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

Nope... not guaranteed "

Agreed - Definitely not guaranteed.

Any other tricks up your sleeve OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

who told you that?...another 'one of the lads'?"
bet I could make you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

"

That's the classy AND professional way to do it right enough. So...what should it be if not 44?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

This man could make a fortune, ritin' a book on how to do sex

"

I cannot beleive no one has thought of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

who told you that?...another 'one of the lads'? bet I could make you cum "

You've pulled again aanna

You're gonna be off my Christmas card list, if you dont stop nicking all the best ones

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

who told you that?...another 'one of the lads'? bet I could make you cum "

Ffs Don't be so bloody ridiculous, you're supposed to be a grown man not a 12yo so try to act like one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

That's the classy AND professional way to do it right enough. So...what should it be if not 44? "
34

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

who told you that?...another 'one of the lads'? bet I could make you cum

You've pulled again aanna

You're gonna be off my Christmas card list, if you dont stop nicking all the best ones"

ha! though to me that sounded more like a threat! i do enjoy the school holidays...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

who told you that?...another 'one of the lads'? bet I could make you cum

Ffs Don't be so bloody ridiculous, you're supposed to be a grown man not a 12yo so try to act like one.

"

Well someone's not coming into my treehouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

That's the classy AND professional way to do it right enough. So...what should it be if not 44? 34"

nope, good try but keep going..still got that first number wrong i think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

That's the classy AND professional way to do it right enough. So...what should it be if not 44? 34

nope, good try but keep going..still got that first number wrong i think..."

He could possibly be 34, if he lived in an all male monastery type place for the first 35 years of his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

That's the classy AND professional way to do it right enough. So...what should it be if not 44? 34

nope, good try but keep going..still got that first number wrong i think..."

Numbazz are tricky arent they?

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By *omethingOriginalMan
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire and Cardiff


"So what is this guaranteed way of making a woman cum ?

Lick her clit and hook two fingers up

This man could make a fortune, ritin' a book on how to do sex

"

Book title: "Clueless"

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Why not get a friend to say to her ´my friend likes you´ ?

That´s a sure fire way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not get a friend to say to her ´my friend likes you´ ?

That´s a sure fire way to find out "

Or get your mate to pass her a note at break time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's so flirty with me it's untrue wen we are out she grabs my cock and my arse all night. Last night she overheard me tellin one of the lads a guaranteed way to get a girl to cum. Her words were "fuck off, you no I'm on . Question is do you think it's on the cards?"

Why don't you ask her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's so flirty with me it's untrue wen we are out she grabs my cock and my arse all night. Last night she overheard me tellin one of the lads a guaranteed way to get a girl to cum. Her words were "fuck off, you no I'm on . Question is do you think it's on the cards?

Why don't you ask her? "

Bit radical don't you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's so flirty with me it's untrue wen we are out she grabs my cock and my arse all night. Last night she overheard me tellin one of the lads a guaranteed way to get a girl to cum. Her words were "fuck off, you no I'm on . Question is do you think it's on the cards?

Why don't you ask her?

Bit radical don't you think. "

I knew it was a dumb idea as soon as I posted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's so flirty with me it's untrue wen we are out she grabs my cock and my arse all night. Last night she overheard me tellin one of the lads a guaranteed way to get a girl to cum. Her words were "fuck off, you no I'm on . Question is do you think it's on the cards?"

Your picture makes you look pregnant

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