FabSwingers.com forum: What would you rather put on your chips?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mayonnaise or Ketchup

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mix them together.

Or garlic mayo please.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

All three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salad cream "

Oooh snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

Just had chips with black sausage on them....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Germany they give you chips with your mayo and tomato sauce if your lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what I'm eating other than chips.

Thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad cream or daddies for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really depends on the chips, French fries I'd have mayo, home made well done chips I'd say ketchup. Hope that helps

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mayonnaise or Ketchup"

Hang on.... are we talking regular mayo or man mayo?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and vinegar, and they have to be by the seaside chips, not horrible oven chips or French fries. The kind of chips the seagulls nick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic mayo!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Neither.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Mayo or gravy but not together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt & vinegar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chip shop curry sauce or gravy.

At last a decent thread you can sink your teeth into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar, and they have to be by the seaside chips, not horrible oven chips or French fries. The kind of chips the seagulls nick. "

Yes let's go to the seaside have chips mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gravy or curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha good one

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Ketchup for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup.

But if the chips are good you only need salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

errr not sure now,now youve mentioned it

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

"Salt and vinegar, and they have to be by the seaside chips, not horrible oven chips or French fries. The kind of chips the seagulls nick. "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little salt and a lot of vinegar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayonnaise

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Mayo, but I wouldn't put it on my chips, I'd dip them in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HP Brown sauce and maybe some Nando's Peri Peri Salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo or salad cream for me please. Little bit of salt plenty of pepper and vinegar. Nom.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and vinegar with a few drops of dunns river hot sauce

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Omg I want chips now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar, and they have to be by the seaside chips, not horrible oven chips or French fries. The kind of chips the seagulls nick. "

This definitely, if I'm going to have a few chips then they have to be good ones x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I want chips now! "

So do I

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Omg I want chips now! "

I'm gonna buy some proper seaside ones on my way home from work now

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm gobsmacked and mystified by the amount of mayo (and salad cream) answers.

What is this place coming to???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gobsmacked and mystified by the amount of mayo (and salad cream) answers.

What is this place coming to???

We're all very European and metropolitan these days

Fuzz

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm gobsmacked and mystified by the amount of mayo (and salad cream) answers.

What is this place coming to???

We're all very European and metropolitan these days

Fuzz"

haha maybe, but you answered black pudding

(better answer than mayo though, even though I don't like the stuff)

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

"Omg I want chips now!

I'm gonna buy some proper seaside ones on my way home from work now

Me some me some.... pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gobsmacked and mystified by the amount of mayo (and salad cream) answers.

What is this place coming to???

We're all very European and metropolitan these days

Fuzz

haha maybe, but you answered black pudding

(better answer than mayo though, even though I don't like the stuff)"

That was Peaches lunch. She was having just chips so I cooked up some black pud for her too.

How can you not like black pud??

Fuzz

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Garlic mayo

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

haha maybe, but you answered black pudding

(better answer than mayo though, even though I don't like the stuff)

That was Peaches lunch. She was having just chips so I cooked up some black pud for her too.

How can you not like black pud??

Fuzz"

It's weird stuff. I was in Ireland once with work. At the hotel breakfast, I said I didn't want black pud, so they just put on double helpings of white pud (god only knows what's in that...)

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Garlic mayo "

Garlic?

Mayo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar, and they have to be by the seaside chips, not horrible oven chips or French fries. The kind of chips the seagulls nick.

This definitely, if I'm going to have a few chips then they have to be good ones x "

They taste even better if you nick them from someone else's bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Chips, dipped on gravy

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Lemon juice, salt, and pepper."

wtf? This really should be mentioned in your profile, it's not fair potential meets not knowing this type of thing...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Mayonnaise or Ketchup"

Nun......

Hp brown sorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mustard and mayo mixed up, or pesto and mayo mixed up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

wtf? This really should be mentioned in your profile, it's not fair potential meets not knowing this type of thing..."

Very true, everyone should know how fucking delicious it is.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Vinegar.

Sometimes mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha maybe, but you answered black pudding

(better answer than mayo though, even though I don't like the stuff)

That was Peaches lunch. She was having just chips so I cooked up some black pud for her too.

How can you not like black pud??

Fuzz

It's weird stuff. I was in Ireland once with work. At the hotel breakfast, I said I didn't want black pud, so they just put on double helpings of white pud (god only knows what's in that...)

White pud is made from oatmeal so it's a kind of porridge banger.

I'll have anything on my chips thanks. Just can I have them now?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

All sorts. It depends on what condiment mood I am in. Sometimes I'll even do more than one condiment dollop and alternate chip dippages. And lemon juice is good on chips instead of vinegar, although I do also save left over pickled onion vinegar for chip purposes.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Mayonnaise or Ketchup"

Y has no one sed Rozay yet ?

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By *arklordMan
over a year ago

rugeley

mustard the only thing to have with chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something i havent had since i was last in or near edinburgh...

Salt n sauce. Its like a mix between vinegar and brown sauce.

Delish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha maybe, but you answered black pudding

(better answer than mayo though, even though I don't like the stuff)

That was Peaches lunch. She was having just chips so I cooked up some black pud for her too.

How can you not like black pud??

Fuzz

It's weird stuff. I was in Ireland once with work. At the hotel breakfast, I said I didn't want black pud, so they just put on double helpings of white pud (god only knows what's in that...)

Same as black pud...minus the blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just salt please

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Neither.

Salt & vinegar.

Ocassionally, I might have a dollop of tartare sauce to dip them into.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Mayo ketchup salt vinegar...

Now I'm hungry..

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Sprinkle with salt then mayo.

Use to put vinegar on them years ago.

Yup, like the German idea. (Have been in Germany, and yup they give you mayo)

Tastes brill

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup on oven chips. Never on chippy chips, just lashings of salt and vinegar

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Ketchup mixed with a little mayo and some paprika....great with chips, my fav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chilli sauce for me! Mr P prefers Mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt, mayo, ketchup and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be ketchup! But then garlic sauce is pretty gold to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

It wouldn't be hollandaise sauce by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC gravy for me - fucking LOVE that stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KFC gravy for me - fucking LOVE that stuff!!"

On second thoughts yeah! Kfc gravy is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

It wouldn't be hollandaise sauce by any chance?

Aww... You just ruined a shit joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KFC gravy for me - fucking LOVE that stuff!!

On second thoughts yeah! Kfc gravy is amazing"

It is damn good isn't it?!

Luckily there isn't a KFC too close to me otherwise I'd probably be twice the size I already am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato ketchup, brown sauce or sometimes salad cream. It depends on my mood. Variety is, after all, the spice of life.

And always with lashings of vinegar.

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Jesus. Ketchup, depending on how much I've d*unk,gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

It wouldn't be hollandaise sauce by any chance?

Aww... You just ruined a shit joke

Ooopps

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Mayonnaise or Ketchup"

Pub chips?

Ketchup

Chippie chips

Salt and vinegar!

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KFC gravy for me - fucking LOVE that stuff!!

On second thoughts yeah! Kfc gravy is amazing

It is damn good isn't it?!

Luckily there isn't a KFC too close to me otherwise I'd probably be twice the size I already am

Haha i know what you mean! Kfc skin, and gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either dipped in mayo or covered in cheese and gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sauce or salt for me just pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. Just salt n vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither lol. Curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American chip spice (proper northern), cheese and mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo curry sauce my own home made one tho being a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats disgustin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good quality freshly ground sea-salt ....and nowt-else....do-ya hear me.... nowt-else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC gravy. The king of all gravies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup, mayo is disgusting

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Mayo for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad cream, in a buttered tortilla wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

It wouldn't be hollandaise sauce by any chance?

Aww... You just ruined a shit joke

It was a pulp fiction quote. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pea wet"

You disgust me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KFC gravy. The king of all gravies

I'm with you on this one, sister!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Depends what brand of ketchup it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what brand of ketchup it is "

Ah have you tried them all...or is it a bit of ketchup snobbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good quality freshly ground sea-salt ....and nowt-else....do-ya hear me.... nowt-else

Say again mate....I missed that

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Cheese and garlic mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips disgust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said piss?"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ketchup when uk but mayo when in Spain.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Mayo everytime the light one

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

french fries, cheese and mayo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said piss?"

Just a squirt then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"french fries, cheese and mayo x"

At last someone that speaks sense!

All this talk of gravy on chips

All wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup or curry sauce

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Ketchup or curry sauce "

Actual curry, which is what i'm just about to do, for this evenings fine dining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and chilli powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry sauce

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Salad cream "

Ha! That's a germanism kind of thing. I do that now after my stint out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of the two - mayo if chips are oven chips from home - chippy chips and curry sauce and im out of this thread as i will start c raving

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By *eltonmanMan
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Out of those two it would usually be kethup. but would prefer Dutch Chip Sauce.

Bit like mayo but better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Edinburgh. Chip shop brown sauce naturally.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Chip shop curry sauce and ketchup.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sea salt onion vinager salad cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worcs sauce unless its fish n chips then good old salt n vinegar

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Gravy.... said in a northern accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love butter and bread salt and vinegar. It beats any es sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gravy.... said in a northern accent

I rember sean bean saying once " gravy, thick enough to chowke a rat" imagine that northern accent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem..I requested my chips 7 hours ago and as yet they haven't arrived. Is the hold up due to a condiment problem, cause I'll happily have them naked, as nature intended little chippies to be

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Dnt like chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper chips, gravy and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dnt like chips"

Will a battered sausage do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and vinegar, and they have to be by the seaside chips, not horrible oven chips or French fries. The kind of chips the seagulls nick. "

the only chips worthy of the name. Those foreign ones are only good for the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mayo all the way

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By *ittlemissgobbyWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield/Rotherham

Paprika, Sweet Chilli, Gravy and sometimes Mayo but obvs not all together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said piss?"

I'd rather have squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheddar cheese and peri peri sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo"

Simon Mayo

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