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"Shut up, you cunt. " You know me so well | |||
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"Shut up, you cunt. " Eat shit you rat | |||
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"Other threads getting...same old same old? lol "Easy tiger, you'll get called ageist using words like that  | |||
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"I like to suck toes " Hobbit ones? | |||
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"I know what is it with everyone today. Can't we all just enjoy our differences. Anyway how many days until the social, going to be another fun afternoon x " Exactly. I'm not sure, I need nanna to tell me. She keeps me in check. | |||
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"I like to suck toes Hobbit ones?" Yes. Especially if they have fungal nail | |||
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"I know what is it with everyone today. Can't we all just enjoy our differences. Anyway how many days until the social, going to be another fun afternoon x " Fucking socials in the middle of the month when I haven't been paid again  | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least! "I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it | |||
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What shall I do this afternoon?
I need ideas, sun's gone in so nudist beach isn't happening so come on peachy what exciting things can you come up with? 
Peach x | |||
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"I know what is it with everyone today. Can't we all just enjoy our differences. Anyway how many days until the social, going to be another fun afternoon x Fucking socials in the middle of the month when I haven't been paid again "I'm gonna be walking there I reckon  . I think it's gonna take a couple of days with my little legs | |||
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"Hey gorgeous girl
What shall I do this afternoon?
I need ideas, sun's gone in so nudist beach isn't happening so come on peachy what exciting things can you come up with?
Peach x"Take some new sexy pics  | |||
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"Post what you want I couldn't give a shit. Praise each other, debate, drag it off topic. I don't care. Flirt, flirt as much as you want, I won't get offended or tell you to get a room, I'll enjoy the connection between 2 people. Simple. " Fuck me I like you because ive run threads very similar to this in the past 
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"Me, me! Flirt with me! Distract me from my stinking mood and Fuck You by Lily Allen playing on a loop in my headphones (which is stopping me saying it, therefore doing its job)" I recommend sticking on the birdie song. Stand up and do the dance with imaginary other dancy people. You'll feel a tit and have a new earworm but it's certainly something different | |||
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"Post what you want I couldn't give a shit. Praise each other, debate, drag it off topic. I don't care. Flirt, flirt as much as you want, I won't get offended or tell you to get a room, I'll enjoy the connection between 2 people. Simple. Fuck me I like you because ive run threads very similar to this in the past
Well done op "Cheers dude | |||
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"I also enjoy sploshing " I'd love to see some of your sploshing pics if you have any. Or even a chat about that. Oh wait! Did you mean splashing? But disappointed if all you like is jumping into puddles. | |||
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"We love you all " greeeeeedy sods | |||
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"Just do your own thing. Don't sugar coat things. Easy life then "Yeah man, if you're gonna be a cunt, own it. | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere !" They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers." Aye it | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. Aye it "Arrrr, ow bin ya? | |||
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"I like to suck toes " Not mine you wouldn't. Or did you mean the camel variety? Fuzz | |||
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"I like to suck toes Not mine you wouldn't. Or did you mean the camel variety? Fuzz" Chuckle | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. Aye it
Arrrr, ow bin ya?"Alrite jockey | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. Aye it
Arrrr, ow bin ya?
Alrite jockey"Got many stripey oss's by you? | |||
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"Just do your own thing. Don't sugar coat things. Easy life then
Yeah man, if you're gonna be a cunt, own it. "Never been called a cunt tbh. Have you | |||
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"Just do your own thing. Don't sugar coat things. Easy life then
Yeah man, if you're gonna be a cunt, own it.
Never been called a cunt tbh. Have you "Many times, usually it's myself administering such atrocities | |||
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"Just do your own thing. Don't sugar coat things. Easy life then
Yeah man, if you're gonna be a cunt, own it.
Never been called a cunt tbh. Have you
Many times, usually it's myself administering such atrocities "Well you do know cunts are useful | |||
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"Just do your own thing. Don't sugar coat things. Easy life then
Yeah man, if you're gonna be a cunt, own it.
Never been called a cunt tbh. Have you
Many times, usually it's myself administering such atrocities
Well you do know cunts are useful "I've heard that before but so is a fleshlight. | |||
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"Will someone flirt with me please" Is dinner included? | |||
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"So.... who wants to lick my balloon knot?"
As long as you've douched
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. Aye it
Arrrr, ow bin ya?"Thought Yam's live in Wolverhampton not Dudley or is my geography shite ? | |||
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"Will someone flirt with me please"
Will that do? | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you. "Hey sexy
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"So.... who wants to lick my balloon knot?
As long as you've douched
Fuzz"Nah man, dingleberries the lot  | |||
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"Your all a bunch of wankers on this site" Sorry, can you save that for the "single male and can't get a meet" thread | |||
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"Will someone flirt with me please Is dinner included?" Yes damn right McDonald's it is | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you. "Quimbelina - that will be the name of the picture | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. Aye it
Arrrr, ow bin ya?
Thought Yam's live in Wolverhampton not Dudley or is my geography shite ?"Fuck knows I'm from Essex. They just talk weird here. Like the film Zulu.... "there's thousands of em" | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz"Hello to you! (Is that feminine wiley enough?) | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz"Trollop | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it "This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state! I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder. I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons! Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x | |||
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"fucking yam yams they get everywhere ! They do, I'm surrounded by the wankers. Aye it
Arrrr, ow bin ya?
Thought Yam's live in Wolverhampton not Dudley or is my geography shite ?
Fuck knows I'm from Essex. They just talk weird here. Like the film Zulu.... "there's thousands of em""We've downed hundreds here | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Hello to you! (Is that feminine wiley enough?)"Nearly. Try saying it with your hand on your cocked hip, and a little huskier. Fuzz | |||
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"Will someone flirt with me please Is dinner included? Yes damn right McDonald's it is" I want fish eggs dear sir. And the finest pastries the world has seen. I don't do fish eggs and rarely do pastries so I shall flaunt them in your face then throw them on the floor. Then we can go to Maccies, there I shall order the finest items off the 99p menu, throw them at passing cars whilst yelling "cheeseburger" Only then, you can escort me to KFC for a big daddy meal and watch me devour it with all the sauce dribbling down my chin which I shan't wipe until I've swallowed the last morsel of chicken. | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop"Language like that gets a girl a spanking 
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x"You trying to make me shed a tear? 
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz"Trollopy trollopy trollop | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop "Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating. Fuzz | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz"*blows raspberry* | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x
You trying to make me shed a tear?
Me? Missed. Damn. "If it's a tear of joy, cry me a river, together we could flood the sea of tranquility. | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x
You trying to make me shed a tear?
Me? Missed. Damn.
If it's a tear of joy, cry me a river, together we could flood the sea of tranquility."Smooth | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*"*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*"Almost worth burning a name change to raspberry | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x
You trying to make me shed a tear?
Me? Missed. Damn.
If it's a tear of joy, cry me a river, together we could flood the sea of tranquility.
Smooth"It really was! | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz"A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
Almost worth burning a name change to raspberry "Ha! Touchè | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them "Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one. Fuzz | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz"Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you. | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you."There was me thinking you were more of a swallower. | |||
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"I'm too hot True, you're a very pretty lady. "Shall we...fornicate? | |||
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"I'm too hot True, you're a very pretty lady.
Shall we...fornicate? "Can't on Tuesdays, against my beliefs. | |||
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"I'm too hot get off fab on holiday you sad cunt" Go fuck a fat bird with your small penis you silly little cockwomble | |||
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"I'm too hot get off fab on holiday you sad cunt Go fuck a fat bird with your small penis you silly little cockwomble" do us all a favour and get pissed tonight and nose dive off the balcony | |||
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"I'm too hot get off fab on holiday you sad cunt Go fuck a fat bird with your small penis you silly little cockwomble do us all a favour and get pissed tonight and nose dive off the balcony" How about you take your disease ridden self on a long walk off a short pier | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower. "I gargle thank you very muchly. | |||
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"Yeah... and bring me some dinner on your way there..." miss honey has a messy kebab for you | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all" dafuq you wearing | |||
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"Well I kinda like everyone. Im open to bribes though if you want me to say nice things about you "I've plenty of dust you're welcome to | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing" Fart escapers, you should get a pair, will stop the arse gas travelling back up and exiting through your mouth | |||
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"I like watching women ride huge dildos and fucking machines "I want to try a fucking machine. Only thing is it wouldn't respond if I kicked it in the balls | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing" You like it pretty boy ? | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing Fart escapers, you should get a pair, will stop the arse gas travelling back up and exiting through your mouth "
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ?" not in the slightest | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest" What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom. | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x
You trying to make me shed a tear?
Me? Missed. Damn.
If it's a tear of joy, cry me a river, together we could flood the sea of tranquility.
Smooth
It really was! "Not my usual style, what can I say P.Peach, you inspire me | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom." stop verbally beating me up | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x
You trying to make me shed a tear?
Me? Missed. Damn.
If it's a tear of joy, cry me a river, together we could flood the sea of tranquility.
Smooth
It really was!
Not my usual style, what can I say P.Peach, you inspire me "Thank you, I do like to inspire, sometimes I fall flat on my not so tubby anymore arse and I don't bounce back up as quickly. | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom. stop verbally beating me up "You love it our kid. Now, show me your vag. | |||
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"I like watching women ride huge dildos and fucking machines
I want to try a fucking machine. Only thing is it wouldn't respond if I kicked it in the balls "Would love to watch you riding a fuck machine. | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom. stop verbally beating me up
You love it our kid. Now, show me your vag."show me where you shit from | |||
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"I like watching women ride huge dildos and fucking machines
I want to try a fucking machine. Only thing is it wouldn't respond if I kicked it in the balls
Would love to watch you riding a fuck machine."Riding one? Holy shitballs it would be like the scene in Austin Powers where mini me is having chair issues and he flies off to the roof | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom. stop verbally beating me up
You love it our kid. Now, show me your vag.
show me where you shit from"You see that little dark hole in my profile pic... that dear is my poop chute. | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom. stop verbally beating me up
You love it our kid. Now, show me your vag.
show me where you shit from
You see that little dark hole in my profile pic... that dear is my poop chute."ever heard of anal bleaching | |||
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"This is quite possibly the most mental, yet entertaining thread I've ever come across on fab. Thanks all dafuq you wearing You like it pretty boy ? not in the slightest What ya telling fibs for? You told me you loved the arseless chaps your auntie got you for your prom. stop verbally beating me up
You love it our kid. Now, show me your vag.
show me where you shit from
You see that little dark hole in my profile pic... that dear is my poop chute.
ever heard of anal bleaching"Of course I have, do I need it, of course I do. Do I care? Nah man, if anyone is brave enough to go near my fart box more fool them | |||
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"I had the most amazingly hot sex the other day with my long term partner. The things we did..." Did you go on a magical mystery tour? I want to go on a magical mystery tour. A kinky, fucked up, debauched magical mystery tour | |||
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"Fuck it! Not had a ban in weeks...ok, days at least!
I'm sure you'll be in the sin bin when you least expect it
This is my 1st post since spending 5 days in the cooler, who ever was in there before me left it in a right state!
I've changed the bedding and had a hoover up, washing up has been done and I've given the throne a scrub and a good squirt of domestos put a new bog roll on the holder.
I've also refilled the cupboards with essentials like coffee, milk, sugar and cake. There's some little luxuries in there too to help make the stay more comfortable, a top of the range HDTV with blu-ray, internet and SkyTV, And some tampons!
Anyway, it's good be be back here, I've missed most of you, but especially you Princess Peach x
You trying to make me shed a tear?
Me? Missed. Damn.
If it's a tear of joy, cry me a river, together we could flood the sea of tranquility.
Smooth
It really was!
Not my usual style, what can I say P.Peach, you inspire me
Thank you, I do like to inspire, sometimes I fall flat on my not so tubby anymore arse and I don't bounce back up as quickly. "well you've never let me down hun, for those times we don't bounce are the times we have friends to pick us up x | |||
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"I had the most amazingly hot sex the other day with my long term partner. The things we did... Did you go on a magical mystery tour? I want to go on a magical mystery tour. A kinky, fucked up, debauched magical mystery tour " We stuck to fucking on the sofa. My days of touring the house, fucking as we go, are numbered. I did his arse good though. | |||
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"I'm not posting anything to this thread as you don't give a shit........... dam it!!!!!! " I douched, I have none left. I ain't chasing it down the u-bend. You can do that yourself! | |||
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"I really need a poo "Push it real good | |||
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"I had the most amazingly hot sex the other day with my long term partner. The things we did... Did you go on a magical mystery tour? I want to go on a magical mystery tour. A kinky, fucked up, debauched magical mystery tour We stuck to fucking on the sofa. My days of touring the house, fucking as we go, are numbered. I did his arse good though. " You randy minx | |||
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"I really need a poo
Push it real good"I can't. No loo! | |||
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"I really need a poo
Push it real good
I can't.
No loo! "Uh-oh
Plug it, plug it real good. | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly. "That's what that noise is! I thought that was you bitty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly.
That's what that noise is! I thought that was you bitty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz"Either that or it's my tummy rumbling | |||
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"I had the most amazingly hot sex the other day with my long term partner. The things we did... Did you go on a magical mystery tour? I want to go on a magical mystery tour. A kinky, fucked up, debauched magical mystery tour We stuck to fucking on the sofa. My days of touring the house, fucking as we go, are numbered. I did his arse good though. You randy minx "He asked for it | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly.
That's what that noise is! I thought that was you botty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz"FTFM Although a bitty burp would be hysterical
Fuzz | |||
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"I had the most amazingly hot sex the other day with my long term partner. The things we did... Did you go on a magical mystery tour? I want to go on a magical mystery tour. A kinky, fucked up, debauched magical mystery tour We stuck to fucking on the sofa. My days of touring the house, fucking as we go, are numbered. I did his arse good though. You randy minx
He asked for it "Ha! Love it.
Hang on, I can reuse this as it failed on my reply about needing a poo....
Push it real good. | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly.
That's what that noise is! I thought that was you botty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz
FTFM Although a bitty burp would be hysterical
Fuzz"It would, I shall make it my life goal to achieve a bitty burp | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly.
That's what that noise is! I thought that was you botty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz
FTFM Although a bitty burp would be hysterical
Fuzz
It would, I shall make it my life goal to achieve a bitty burp "
You've got till September
Fuzz | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly.
That's what that noise is! I thought that was you botty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz
FTFM Although a bitty burp would be hysterical
Fuzz
It would, I shall make it my life goal to achieve a bitty burp
You've got till September
Fuzz"Green Day.... when September ends | |||
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"I really need a poo
Push it real good
I can't.
No loo!
Uh-oh
Plug it, plug it real good."
Trying not to think about it. | |||
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"I really need a poo
Push it real good
I can't.
No loo!
Uh-oh
Plug it, plug it real good.
Trying not to think about it. "I can hear David Attenborough "The turtle slowly pokes it's head out of it's warm shell" | |||
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"Whaaaaat is going on today? Peach, you're grand in my books. Was going to say that in reply to a response but yeah. I'll take a double quim shot with you.
Hey sexy
Fuzz
Trollop
Language like that gets a girl a spanking
Fuzz
Trollopy trollopy trollop
Ahh! So you WANT a spanking. In that case I'll tie you up and leave you in a corner until you've been good enough to get a beating.
Fuzz
*blows raspberry*
*Sticks cock in Princess Peach's mouth* Really need to in vest in a gag for you
Fuzz
A squishy one please not a plastic one with holes. My tongue bar gets stuck in them
Plastic one with holes in it is then. My pipkin is the soft squishy one and only good girls get that one.
Fuzz
Don't make me throw a paddy! I shall spit it back at you.
There was me thinking you were more of a swallower.
I gargle thank you very muchly.
That's what that noise is! I thought that was you botty burping or changing you diaphragm or something
Fuzz
FTFM Although a bitty burp would be hysterical
Fuzz
It would, I shall make it my life goal to achieve a bitty burp
You've got till September
Fuzz
Green Day.... when September ends"If we wake you up when September ends you would have missed it. 
Fuzz | |||
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" Green Day.... when September ends If we wake you up when September ends you would have missed it.
Fuzz"I still think I could sleep till then | |||
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"Concealed shower concealed in wall. Sink supplies moved Room.boarded out. Two walls tiled. Loo fitted. POO DEPOSIT MADE!! "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! I'm relieved for ya!! | |||
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" Green Day.... when September ends If we wake you up when September ends you would have missed it.
Fuzz
I still think I could sleep till then "Always room in our bed for a little one to curl up in.
Fuzz | |||
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" Green Day.... when September ends If we wake you up when September ends you would have missed it.
Fuzz
I still think I could sleep till then
Always room in our bed for a little one to curl up in.
Fuzz"As lock as I can be rocked to sleep like a baby | |||
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" Green Day.... when September ends If we wake you up when September ends you would have missed it.
Fuzz
I still think I could sleep till then
Always room in our bed for a little one to curl up in.
Fuzz
As lock as I can be rocked to sleep like a baby "Lock? | |||
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"Concealed shower concealed in wall. Sink supplies moved Room.boarded out. Two walls tiled. Loo fitted. POO DEPOSIT MADE!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
I'm relieved for ya!! " xx | |||
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"Concealed shower concealed in wall. Sink supplies moved Room.boarded out. Two walls tiled. Loo fitted. POO DEPOSIT MADE!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
I'm relieved for ya!!
xx"Did you....did you push it real good? | |||
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"Concealed shower concealed in wall. Sink supplies moved Room.boarded out. Two walls tiled. Loo fitted. POO DEPOSIT MADE!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
I'm relieved for ya!!
xx
Did you....did you push it real good?
"I just relaxed my ring and kaboosh | |||
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"Concealed shower concealed in wall. Sink supplies moved Room.boarded out. Two walls tiled. Loo fitted. POO DEPOSIT MADE!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
I'm relieved for ya!!
xx
Did you....did you push it real good?
I just relaxed my ring and kaboosh "Splish splash it was taking a bath | |||
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Flirty, off topic and direct lol | |||
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"When do we get to spank that bum peach?
Flirty, off topic and direct lol "Perfect | |||
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She's the thickest smart arse dog ever. | |||
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