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"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby. i've dumped him and the wedding is off. Oh bugger I was planning a reception at whitby ![]() i will take him back, i have no self esteem any more. but don't tell him, gonna let him think it's over for now. | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ok, only taking him back coz everyone else is worse than he is. plus he's a billionaire, i just decided. | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() I'll go for the maid of honour then ![]() | |||
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"Are you sure the baby is his and that you didn't get pregnant from a spirit with a strong presence ? Like jack Daniels ![]() i don't drink. and it's definitely not the baby of the guy i barebacked this month so can only be brians. ![]() | |||
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"Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what ![]() yes, no, maybe. idk, i'm pregnant and can't concentrate on hats right now. | |||
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"Does he have a sister ![]() he has as many sisters as you want him to. he is anything! | |||
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"Does he ever read your WhatsApps and not message back straight sassy?" he always messages me back pronto, and says the nicest things. ![]() | |||
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"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway?? ![]() lol, i forgot about him. my brian is definitely not that brian/brain. | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() I'll be best man. You know what that means ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair... Remember you're also in charge of the hen do' ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() You shag the maid of honour? ![]() | |||
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"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway?? ![]() Didn't he have a minI breakdown on the forums? | |||
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"Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what ![]() Ok, I'll concentrate on a baby shower then ![]() | |||
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"Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what ![]() ![]() awesome. everyone is planning my stuff for me and i never even asked. thanks guys. ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() Scarborough is the best place for a fair apparently ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok just so long as I get to shag the bridesmaids....feck the best man ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() i'm happy with whitby. ![]() | |||
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"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway?? ![]() No more than normal I didn't think, though he was gradually getting more and more maudlin it seemed. ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fair point ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you going..... | |||
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"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway?? ![]() ![]() Very true. It was a shame really. I liked his posts. They were a little more provoactive than most. | |||
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"Are you having penis shaped confetti? Thats what im having at my wedding" if people wanna bring penis confetti they can do. ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a given ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() Little gifts you put on tables for guests. Sugared almonds s'posed to signify good luck The fuckers dont work | |||
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"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway?? ![]() Was a bit more than a mini one ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() oh. sugared almonds sounds a bit tight also. | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() If I brought parsley sage rosemary and thyme as a wedding gift, I might look a bit out of place methinks ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well it beauty sleep for me now with all this planning....night night all x" night. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Get the will sorted. Make sure you get everything. Kill any relatives who could stake a claim. Don't do the killing yourself. You'll find some sad sap on here who will do it for you, Act upset for a few weeks, dress in black, set up some charity crap in his name. Once that's died down go fucking mad with the billions that are now yours ![]() ![]() brians money is tied up overseas, i've no idea how to access that. will have to think of a way, it should be easy enough to do. | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress ![]() | |||
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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah, the hottest bridesmaid ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night. who is the best man, have i even got one? | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() I'm offering xx | |||
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"Ill make the trek across the pond and cater the reception. Free of charge.. " hello you. you should definitely head on over. ![]() | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() you should dump her. | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now. | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() Yeah I will soon imagine another one ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() I'm in. Although... Am I not enough? Lol ![]() | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() ![]() definitely imagine the best you can. brian was shit until i realised i could base him on anything and not my exes. ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() ![]() no, i'm the 3sum queen, need at least 2 guys already. ![]() | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() ![]() ![]() I might imagine 3 and treat myself to a fffm ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that's the spirit. ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok 2 I can handle xx | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() might still be a gangbang yet. i'll see who turns up. ![]() | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() Good | |||
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"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"idk what wedding favours are. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll take his place in bed then ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell." So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() You're Welsh ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() That's south! ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Unless it's North Wales of course ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course it's South lol. It's hardly north haha xx | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh god no, definitely not xx | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope, it's Wales. Completely different to the south ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's the Southern UK. Didn't realise that we were no longer part of the United Kingdom. | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not the South of England but it's still southern in general direction lol xx | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wish we weren't - or at least treated like we were xxx | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell." Cough... ere what's that about northerners ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell." that's true . I'm weird and I smell ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Not if you're in Cornwall ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are you having penis shaped confetti? Thats what im having at my wedding if people wanna bring penis confetti they can do. ![]() Can I bring a cunt shaped cake?! | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell. So glad I'm a southerner lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Smart arse ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can you fix me up with Brian's brother, the one with the lovely personality? ![]() Well she said he had lots of brothers the other day when I asked her if he had any dishy brothers,she was going to have an affair behind his back with one them. I haven't read the whole thread is the wedding on or not,I love a good wedding ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell." It's in the north.....that place after the Watford gap....southerners will never find it ![]() | |||
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"Sorry to here your man has cheated on you once a cheater always a cheater they will never be loyal hope your okay my friend. big teddy bear hug to you. ![]() Yeah, but at least now she has a baby on the way. OP, what are you naming the kid? | |||
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"Sorry to here your man has cheated on you once a cheater always a cheater they will never be loyal hope your okay my friend. big teddy bear hug to you. ![]() Exotickid ![]() | |||
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"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby. i've dumped him and the wedding is off." O ....... Sorry to hear that. | |||
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"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby. i've dumped him and the wedding is off. O ....... Sorry to hear that." So am I, I was gonna buy a new hat and everything ![]() | |||
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"Is this wedding on, or what? I'm hoping to get off with at least two of the bridesmaids ![]() Can I have sloppy seconds ![]() | |||
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"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real. aw, guys. ![]() ![]() What it's not for real!....I hope I get my deposit back from whitby's royal hotel ![]() | |||
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"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real. aw, guys. ![]() ![]() Would he agree to a 3some? xxx | |||
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"I need some ideas on the bridesmaid dress. I've been looking online... What's the colour scheme? " You look gorgeous in red angel ![]() | |||
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"I need some ideas on the bridesmaid dress. I've been looking online... What's the colour scheme? " rainbow dresses. i have loads of them on my ebay watchlist. ![]() | |||
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"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real. aw, guys. ![]() ![]() ![]() i'm still having the wedding. it will be to a suit that i do all the speaking for. not a ventriliquist act but if you ever seen the horror films where the dummy comes to life it'll be more like that. | |||
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"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real. aw, guys. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real. aw, guys. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() not to worry. think not only you did _eeside, that's why i said that. | |||
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"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?" most definitely. the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either. | |||
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"Ethel?! ![]() yeah. maybe i'll start a baby naming topic though if that name really is that bad? | |||
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"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring? most definitely. the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either." It's the size that counts. | |||
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"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring? most definitely. the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either. It's the size that counts. " if you say so. ![]() | |||
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"We'd love you buy you an imaginary lavish gift for your wedding. What would you like? ![]() wow, thanks. ![]() | |||
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"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring? most definitely. the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either." That's quite expensive. He sounds loaded. ![]() | |||
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"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring? most definitely. the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either. That's quite expensive. He sounds loaded. ![]() he is a billionaire. i'm so lucky. ![]() | |||
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"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby. i've dumped him and the wedding is off." I ordered a hat too ![]() | |||
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"Ethel?! ![]() Sounds like someone's great-great-grandmother ![]() | |||
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"Ethel?! ![]() ![]() baby naming topic later then. ![]() | |||
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"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell." Im south of the northern part. Can i still cum ![]() | |||
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