FabSwingers.com forum: so, he finally proposed.

By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i knew he would coz i'm pregnant, just missed me period and took the test and it was positive. the wedding is 21st september. who is coming?

brian is my imaginary boyfriend. we met this week when i got ghosted for the 50,023rd time this past year and my brain thought 'fuck this shit, might as well go live in an alternate reality that your head made up coz the real world is a bag of poo filled with pooheads' and so brian came into my life.

things i like about brian;

-he's always honest and never lies to me.

-the sex is good.

-he gives great cuddles.

-he smells divine.

-he has a nice ass, got to say i like thinking about it.

anyway ladies, i highly recommend getting a loving imaginary man. he is crap at doing odd jobs and housework but apart from that things are good. and at least i don't have to pick up after him.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby.

i've dumped him and the wedding is off.

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over a year ago

"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby.

i've dumped him and the wedding is off."

Oh bugger I was planning a reception at whitby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby.

i've dumped him and the wedding is off.

Oh bugger I was planning a reception at whitby

i will take him back, i have no self esteem any more. but don't tell him, gonna let him think it's over for now.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

ok, only taking him back coz everyone else is worse than he is. plus he's a billionaire, i just decided.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Are you sure the baby is his and that you didn't get pregnant from a spirit with a strong presence ?

Like jack Daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he have a sister

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Are you sure the baby is his and that you didn't get pregnant from a spirit with a strong presence ?

Like jack Daniels

i don't drink. and it's definitely not the baby of the guy i barebacked this month so can only be brians.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what

yes, no, maybe. idk, i'm pregnant and can't concentrate on hats right now.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Does he have a sister

he has as many sisters as you want him to. he is anything!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he ever read your WhatsApps and not message back straight sassy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away, not sassy!

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Does he ever read your WhatsApps and not message back straight sassy?"

he always messages me back pronto, and says the nicest things.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway??

lol, i forgot about him. my brian is definitely not that brian/brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Away, not sassy!"

Why not both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll be best man. You know what that means

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair... Remember you're also in charge of the hen do'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll be best man. You know what that means

xxx"

You shag the maid of honour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway??

Didn't he have a minI breakdown on the forums?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what

yes, no, maybe. idk, i'm pregnant and can't concentrate on hats right now."

Ok, I'll concentrate on a baby shower then

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Ffs woman, do I have to buy a new hat or what

yes, no, maybe. idk, i'm pregnant and can't concentrate on hats right now.

Ok, I'll concentrate on a baby shower then

awesome. everyone is planning my stuff for me and i never even asked.

thanks guys.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair.."

Scarborough is the best place for a fair apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll be best man. You know what that means

xxx

You shag the maid of honour?

Ok just so long as I get to shag the bridesmaids....feck the best man

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair..

Scarborough is the best place for a fair apparently

i'm happy with whitby.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway??

Didn't he have a minI breakdown on the forums? "

No more than normal I didn't think, though he was gradually getting more and more maudlin it seemed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair..

Scarborough is the best place for a fair apparently

i'm happy with whitby.

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair..

Scarborough is the best place for a fair apparently

Are you going.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having penis shaped confetti?

Thats what im having at my wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway??

Didn't he have a minI breakdown on the forums?

No more than normal I didn't think, though he was gradually getting more and more maudlin it seemed.

Very true. It was a shame really. I liked his posts. They were a little more provoactive than most.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Are you having penis shaped confetti?

Thats what im having at my wedding"

if people wanna bring penis confetti they can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And condoms as wedding favours

Instead of those dumbarse sugared almonds

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

idk what wedding favours are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the vicar will wear a gimp mask

Ive really thought this through

Now all I need is a Brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll be best man. You know what that means

xxx

You shag the maid of honour?

Ok just so long as I get to shag the bridesmaids....feck the best man

That's a given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk what wedding favours are.

Little gifts you put on tables for guests. Sugared almonds s'posed to signify good luck

The fuckers dont work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is SexyBrain nowadays anyway??

Didn't he have a minI breakdown on the forums? "

Was a bit more than a mini one

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"idk what wedding favours are.

Little gifts you put on tables for guests. Sugared almonds s'posed to signify good luck

The fuckers dont work"

oh. sugared almonds sounds a bit tight also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it beauty sleep for me now with all this planning....night night all x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll go for the maid of honour then

Well you are planning the reception in Whitby, so that's fair..

Scarborough is the best place for a fair apparently

Are you going....."

If I brought parsley sage rosemary and thyme as a wedding gift, I might look a bit out of place methinks

Maybe a Wish You Were Here card posted from Scarborough might suffice do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the will sorted.

Make sure you get everything.

Kill any relatives who could stake a claim. Don't do the killing yourself.

You'll find some sad sap on here who will do it for you,

Act upset for a few weeks, dress in black, set up some charity crap in his name.

Once that's died down go fucking mad with the billions that are now yours

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Well it beauty sleep for me now with all this planning....night night all x"

night.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Get the will sorted.

Make sure you get everything.

Kill any relatives who could stake a claim. Don't do the killing yourself.

You'll find some sad sap on here who will do it for you,

Act upset for a few weeks, dress in black, set up some charity crap in his name.

Once that's died down go fucking mad with the billions that are now yours

brians money is tied up overseas, i've no idea how to access that.

will have to think of a way, it should be easy enough to do.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Ill make the trek across the pond and cater the reception. Free of charge..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive him! I was hoping to be bridesmaid

I'll be best man. You know what that means

xxx

You shag the maid of honour?

Nah, the hottest bridesmaid

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?"

I'm offering xx

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Ill make the trek across the pond and cater the reception. Free of charge.. "

hello you. you should definitely head on over.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

you should dump her.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

I'm offering xx"

i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

you should dump her."
Yeah I will soon imagine another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

I'm offering xx

i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now."

I'm in. Although... Am I not enough? Lol

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

you should dump her.

Yeah I will soon imagine another one

definitely imagine the best you can. brian was shit until i realised i could base him on anything and not my exes.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

I'm offering xx

i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now.

I'm in. Although... Am I not enough? Lol

xx"

no, i'm the 3sum queen, need at least 2 guys already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

you should dump her.

Yeah I will soon imagine another one

definitely imagine the best you can. brian was shit until i realised i could base him on anything and not my exes.

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I might imagine 3 and treat myself to a fffm

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

you should dump her.

Yeah I will soon imagine another one

definitely imagine the best you can. brian was shit until i realised i could base him on anything and not my exes.

I might imagine 3 and treat myself to a fffm

that's the spirit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

I'm offering xx

i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now.

I'm in. Although... Am I not enough? Lol

no, i'm the 3sum queen, need at least 2 guys already.

Ok 2 I can handle xx

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

I'm offering xx

i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now.

I'm in. Although... Am I not enough? Lol

no, i'm the 3sum queen, need at least 2 guys already.

Ok 2 I can handle xx"

might still be a gangbang yet. i'll see who turns up.

best go and get some sleep, brian went to bed ages ago (well he's on the sofa tonight).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my imaginary friend are not talking . She forgot my birthday

Good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"idk what wedding favours are.

It means that you get shagged by the best man while you're still wearing you're wedding dress

ooh yeah. i did wanna cuckold brian on our wedding night.

who is the best man, have i even got one?

I'm offering xx

i need more best men, thinking of having a gb on my wedding night now.

I'm in. Although... Am I not enough? Lol

no, i'm the 3sum queen, need at least 2 guys already.

Ok 2 I can handle xx

might still be a gangbang yet. i'll see who turns up.

best go and get some sleep, brian went to bed ages ago (well he's on the sofa tonight)."
I'll take his place in bed then

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell."

So glad I'm a southerner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

xx"

You're Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Unless it's North Wales of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Of course it's South lol. It's hardly north haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Unless it's North Wales of course

Oh god no, definitely not xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Nope, it's Wales. Completely different to the south

It's all good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Nope, it's Wales. Completely different to the south

It's all good though

It's the Southern UK. Didn't realise that we were no longer part of the United Kingdom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Nope, it's Wales. Completely different to the south

It's all good though

It's not the South of England but it's still southern in general direction lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Nope, it's Wales. Completely different to the south

It's all good though

It's the Southern UK. Didn't realise that we were no longer part of the United Kingdom. "

Wish we weren't - or at least treated like we were xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell."

Cough... ere what's that about northerners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell."
that's true . I'm weird and I smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Not if you're in Cornwall

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Are you having penis shaped confetti?

Thats what im having at my wedding

if people wanna bring penis confetti they can do.

Can I bring a cunt shaped cake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell.

So glad I'm a southerner lol

You're Welsh

That's south!

Not if you're in Cornwall

Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fix me up with Brian's brother, the one with the lovely personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all

The one you sold to fool the world

You lost your self-esteem along the way

Seether-fake it

https://youtu.be/hulfZ9CNdXo

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Can you fix me up with Brian's brother, the one with the lovely personality?

Well she said he had lots of brothers the other day when I asked her if he had any dishy brothers,she was going to have an affair behind his back with one them.

I haven't read the whole thread is the wedding on or not,I love a good wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell."

It's in the north.....that place after the Watford gap....southerners will never find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to here your man has cheated on you once a cheater always a cheater they will never be loyal hope your okay my friend.

big teddy bear hug to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to here your man has cheated on you once a cheater always a cheater they will never be loyal hope your okay my friend.

big teddy bear hug to you.

Yeah, but at least now she has a baby on the way.

OP, what are you naming the kid?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sorry to here your man has cheated on you once a cheater always a cheater they will never be loyal hope your okay my friend.

big teddy bear hug to you.

Yeah, but at least now she has a baby on the way.

OP, what are you naming the kid? "

Exotickid

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm so happy for you

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Congratulations.

Hope you have meny happy years ahed

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby.

i've dumped him and the wedding is off."

O .......

Sorry to hear that.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby.

i've dumped him and the wedding is off.

O .......

Sorry to hear that."

So am I, I was gonna buy a new hat and everything

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Is this wedding on, or what? I'm hoping to get off with at least two of the bridesmaids

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over a year ago

Are you wearing white?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is this wedding on, or what? I'm hoping to get off with at least two of the bridesmaids

Can I have sloppy seconds

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real.

aw, guys.

and yes i am wearing white, the baby is gonna be called ethel, brians brothers are all coming to the wedding and i won't be fucking any of them, cunt cakes are most welcome and i think i answered all questions? hope so.

thank you for the condolences but we are back together already, this is gonna be a whirlwind relationship i think.

brian is not real, he is whoever i want him to be.

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over a year ago

"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real.

aw, guys.

thank you for the condolences but we are back together already, this is gonna be a whirlwind relationship i think.

brian is not real, he is whoever i want him to be."

What it's not for real!....I hope I get my deposit back from whitby's royal hotel

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over a year ago

"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real.

aw, guys.

thank you for the condolences but we are back together already, this is gonna be a whirlwind relationship i think.

brian is not real, he is whoever i want him to be."
Would he agree to a 3some? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some ideas on the bridesmaid dress. I've been looking online... What's the colour scheme?

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over a year ago

"I need some ideas on the bridesmaid dress. I've been looking online... What's the colour scheme? "

You look gorgeous in red angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is he a good shag too,depending on ur toy lol

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"I need some ideas on the bridesmaid dress. I've been looking online... What's the colour scheme? "

rainbow dresses. i have loads of them on my ebay watchlist.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real.

aw, guys.

thank you for the condolences but we are back together already, this is gonna be a whirlwind relationship i think.

brian is not real, he is whoever i want him to be.

What it's not for real!....I hope I get my deposit back from whitby's royal hotel

i'm still having the wedding. it will be to a suit that i do all the speaking for. not a ventriliquist act but if you ever seen the horror films where the dummy comes to life it'll be more like that.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real.

aw, guys.

thank you for the condolences but we are back together already, this is gonna be a whirlwind relationship i think.

brian is not real, he is whoever i want him to be."

So this is not a serious thread

I thort it wos a serious thread

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"you know, this topic makes me think if i really was gonna get married then the people of fab would help me with that for real.

aw, guys.

thank you for the condolences but we are back together already, this is gonna be a whirlwind relationship i think.

brian is not real, he is whoever i want him to be.

So this is not a serious thread

I thort it wos a serious thread

not to worry. think not only you did _eeside, that's why i said that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?

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over a year ago

Ethel?!

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?"

most definitely.

the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Ethel?!

yeah.

maybe i'll start a baby naming topic though if that name really is that bad?

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over a year ago

"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?

most definitely.

the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either."

It's the size that counts.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?

most definitely.

the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either.

It's the size that counts.

if you say so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd love you buy you an imaginary lavish gift for your wedding. What would you like?

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"We'd love you buy you an imaginary lavish gift for your wedding. What would you like?

wow, thanks.

hmm, well i just got some real curtains for my kitchen, i'd like an imaginary plate set that matches these. the net is lined with green and the proper curtain is dark brown. actually i made the brown curtain myself, so if anyone would like to replace those with something decent haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?

most definitely.

the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either."

That's quite expensive. He sounds loaded.

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Did you get a huge fuck-off diamond engagement ring?

most definitely.

the fact that it was 99p from china doesn't bother me either.

That's quite expensive. He sounds loaded.

he is a billionaire. i'm so lucky.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"he just confessed he only proposed coz he has been cheating on me and feels guilty coz of the baby.

i've dumped him and the wedding is off."

I ordered a hat too

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over a year ago

"Ethel?!

yeah.

maybe i'll start a baby naming topic though if that name really is that bad?"

Sounds like someone's great-great-grandmother

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By *DontExist OP Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"Ethel?!

yeah.

maybe i'll start a baby naming topic though if that name really is that bad?

Sounds like someone's great-great-grandmother

baby naming topic later then.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Don't invite any northerners. They're weird and smell."

Im south of the northern part. Can i still cum

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