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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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Hi folks thought I'd post in here. Got told my profile was crap and a joke off some woman. Quite possibly cos I said no to her. What do you think. Any pointers required or do you just think she couldn't handle rejection. Thanks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi folks thought I'd post in here. Got told my profile was crap and a joke off some woman. Quite possibly cos I said no to her. What do you think. Any pointers required or do you just think she couldn't handle rejection. Thanks

Just a frigid lezzer

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just a frigid lezzer

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I know 15 of them.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No pointers,it's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't known that men are allowed to reject women here..lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Why? I thought it reads ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this "rejecting woman" thing you speak of ? lol

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Looks pretty good to me OP.

It's a common issue on fab that people can't handle rejection. I get told (as do many other ladies) "you're a fat, old, ugly bitch and I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's cock". You get told you've got a shot profile. Don't let it worry you OP, just block them and move on.

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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I thought it was ok. I've not done to bad with it but she annoyed me. It's nice to reject every now and again. Take some power back lol

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Want to borrow my glasses

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I thought it was ok. I've not done to bad with it but she annoyed me. It's nice to reject every now and again. Take some power back lol"

I hope you said 'see ya later, alligator'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Why? I thought it reads ok

I don't know... I just can't do lol. It's a weird ocd thing I have

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I thought it was ok. I've not done to bad with it but she annoyed me. It's nice to reject every now and again. Take some power back lol

I hope you said 'see ya later, alligator' "

Yeah something like that.i was very nice in telling her fook off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Want to borrow my glasses "

I may need them soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems fine to me although my only criticism is the line protesting your straightness is a bit unnecessary and perhaps a tad clumsy

So your not bi or bi curious but t say it in a way that makes it sound like it would be an issue is not nice ,,,,

That's all I've got

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Want to borrow my glasses

I may need them soon

Bless ya. Nice pics. Thought I had good teeth but you beat mine lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all truthfulness OP. It sounds like she couldn't handle rejection. I'm guessing she's not used to being told no on here

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Seems fine to me although my only criticism is the line protesting your straightness is a bit unnecessary and perhaps a tad clumsy

So your not bi or bi curious but t say it in a way that makes it sound like it would be an issue is not nice ,,,,

It is necessary due to the fact that I get fabbed all the time by gays or TVs etc and kik. I've nothing against anyone but not my thing and when I state it in profile and it's ignored. It grates

That's all I've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Want to borrow my glasses

I may need them soon

Bless ya. Nice pics. Thought I had good teeth but you beat mine lol x"

Oh yes! You do! I didn't notice before. Very nice

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Seems fine to me although my only criticism is the line protesting your straightness is a bit unnecessary and perhaps a tad clumsy

So your not bi or bi curious but t say it in a way that makes it sound like it would be an issue is not nice ,,,,

That's all I've got

I wouldn't say that....

however, I agree - the 'no men' line sounds, yes....clumsy. Besides which, do you really think that will stop 'em? Testosterone is more powerful than Toblerone, don't forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord the profile is absolutely fine. You mustn't take whatever she said seriously OP. I'd be happy if more men had profiles like this. You carry on carrying on I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is definitely above average! !..good looking guy nice type up. .sounds like she didn't like the no from you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems fine to me although my only criticism is the line protesting your straightness is a bit unnecessary and perhaps a tad clumsy

So your not bi or bi curious but t say it in a way that makes it sound like it would be an issue is not nice ,,,,

That's all I've got

I wouldn't say that....

however, I agree - the 'no men' line sounds, yes....clumsy. Besides which, do you really think that will stop 'em? Testosterone is more powerful than Toblerone, don't forget. "

Oi Steve did you know there is a Bear hidden on a Toblerone box.....

Did you know that ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Seems fine to me although my only criticism is the line protesting your straightness is a bit unnecessary and perhaps a tad clumsy

So your not bi or bi curious but t say it in a way that makes it sound like it would be an issue is not nice ,,,,

That's all I've got

I wouldn't say that....

however, I agree - the 'no men' line sounds, yes....clumsy. Besides which, do you really think that will stop 'em? Testosterone is more powerful than Toblerone, don't forget.

Oi Steve did you know there is a Bear hidden on a Toblerone box.....

Did you know that ?

Yes, in the logo but I've boycotted them for shrinkflationing.

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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Cheers guys. Bet you thought it was just men who get rejected. It went over my head to be honest just thought I'd put it to the masses

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Your profile seems fine to me, good pics and it reads well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems fine to me although my only criticism is the line protesting your straightness is a bit unnecessary and perhaps a tad clumsy

So your not bi or bi curious but t say it in a way that makes it sound like it would be an issue is not nice ,,,,

That's all I've got

I wouldn't say that....

however, I agree - the 'no men' line sounds, yes....clumsy. Besides which, do you really think that will stop 'em? Testosterone is more powerful than Toblerone, don't forget.

Oi Steve did you know there is a Bear hidden on a Toblerone box.....

Did you know that ?

Yes, in the logo but I've boycotted them for shrinkflationing. "

Shrinkflationing.!

The story of my sex life

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel "

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x"

In the middle of it you could write 'fuckbucket face' and see if anyone mentions it.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x"

I always read a profile in full, then normally get disappointed when I see the pics

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x

In the middle of it you could write 'fuckbucket face' and see if anyone mentions it. "

Haha I could

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x

I always read a profile in full, then normally get disappointed when I see the pics

Sorry to disappoint ??

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x"

My decisions are very much based on what someone has to say rather than purely looks. For every message that might peak my interest, a quick read of their profile confirms whether I am interested enough to start chatting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I prefer the other up4it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

You struggled to read the OP's profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks fine to me. Sadly there are people on here who are so up their own arses they could be cherios. You've had a lucky escape from a strange one there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read profiles and look at the pics.

OP, you look like Ross Kemp's better looking brother

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Looks fine to me. Sadly there are people on here who are so up their own arses they could be cherios. You've had a lucky escape from a strange one there xx"

Yep. I'm sure she is lovely lol x

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I read profiles and look at the pics.

OP, you look like Ross Kemp's better looking brother

Thanks lol. I get that all the time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x

In the middle of it you could write 'fuckbucket face' and see if anyone mentions it.

Haha I could "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

Want to borrow my glasses "

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'"

It's tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'"

I have wanting more in my profile

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

You struggled to read the OP's profile?

I think it was the repetition of "lol" that was the problem.

To be honest that did make me cringe a bit. Ok otherwise.

Nita

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

It's tongue in cheek"
it's tongue in (arse) cheek.

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

I have wanting more in my profile

It was meant as fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a frigid lezzer

Is Lezzer still used????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

I have wanting more in my profile

It was meant as fun"

So was mine. Just a tongue in cheek thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems ok to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a frigid lezzer

Is Lezzer still used????"

We could use one... or more

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

You struggled to read the OP's profile?

I think it was the repetition of "lol" that was the problem.

To be honest that did make me cringe a bit. Ok otherwise.

Nita"

There was only 2 lols.

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

I have wanting more in my profile

It was meant as fun

So was mine. Just a tongue in cheek thing

I have my tongue in your cheek haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just a frigid lezzer

Is Lezzer still used????"
plenty of used ones. Only in Hove though.

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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Just a frigid lezzer

Nothing wrong with lesbians in my dreams. They are usually stunning and very sexy but in reality they are butch and shocking

Is Lezzer still used???? plenty of used ones. Only in Hove though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

I have wanting more in my profile

It was meant as fun

So was mine. Just a tongue in cheek thing

I have my tongue in your cheek haha"

Oooh promises, promises

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Personally I would get rid of the line below. I think that would put a lot of women off based on what has been said in the forums.

'I am experienced and promise to leave you satisfied and wanting more'

I have wanting more in my profile

It was meant as fun

So was mine. Just a tongue in cheek thing

I have my tongue in your cheek haha

Oooh promises, promises

If I was allowed it would be there lol x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x

I always read a profile in full, then normally get disappointed when I see the pics

Sorry to disappoint ??"

My comment wasn't aimed at you, it was just in general

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Pictures are sound buddy, very refreshing for these kind of threads.

Shorten the text, maybe just a line about yourself, a line about what you're after and a line of something positive or amusing

It's pretty good, I just hate long profile spiel

Do women even read the profile any way. I thought most women just look at the pics and that's how they decide if they want to proceed x

I always read a profile in full, then normally get disappointed when I see the pics

Sorry to disappoint ??

My comment wasn't aimed at you, it was just in general

I know I was just playing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your profile is alright.

Your headline text made me laugh and think of 70s dancing.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

You struggled to read the OP's profile?

I think it was the repetition of "lol" that was the problem.

To be honest that did make me cringe a bit. Ok otherwise.

Nita

There was only 2 lols. "

2 too many for me.

I just really dislike text speak.

Nita

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I can't do lol. Struggled to read it, sorry OP

You struggled to read the OP's profile?

I think it was the repetition of "lol" that was the problem.

To be honest that did make me cringe a bit. Ok otherwise.

Nita

There was only 2 lols.

2 too many for me.

I just really dislike text speak.

Nita"

Ok sorry Nita. I've now removed them hope that make you smile now and readable laugh out loud haha x

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By *pforit78 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I think your profile is alright.

Your headline text made me laugh and think of 70s dancing. "

I try lol

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