FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty limerick thread

By *raigStarrMan
over a year ago

St. Helens

There was a young sub from Hajduk

Who loved having her vag took

She liked to be tied

Then cock forced inside

And blindfolded so that she couldn't look

By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

There was a young man from Kent

whose cock was exceedingly bent

To save himself trouble, he put it in double

And instead of cumming ..he went !

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a women named White,

Found herself in a terrible plight,

A mucker named Tucker,

he struck her the f*cker,

The bugger, the b*stard, the shite!

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shit shit shit shit shit shit

Cunt cunt shit shit shit shit

Cunt cunt cunt cunt

Cunt cunty cunt

Fucking shitting cunt shit shit

Dirty enough for you

By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

There was once a very old woman,

Who paid cash to watch me cumming.

She played with my cock,

Until it was as hard as a rock.

She then showed me some tit,

My dick imediantaly started to spit.

She shouts fuck sake son just keep er lit,

As i thought for a second am going into some sort of fit.

Her knickers were torn & had little or no lace,

But that didn't matter as i blew my load on her face.

It stuck to her cheeks like shit to a blanket,

As she gave me a smile & said am here anytime you need me to wank it.

She took all of my cream,

Then to find out, its only a wet dream.

Covered with spunk & my bed in a big mess,

I cum at least twice but thats only me giving it a wild guess.