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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, to be honest.

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By *he normal oneMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?"

Depends if the mantelpiece comes with its own large poker

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

the mantlepiece is more important.

You see it even when the fire isn't in use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?

Depends if the mantelpiece comes with its own large poker

Not this one....no back boiler maintenance here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I like a nice,tidy, dust free mantle piece.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. I like a nice,tidy, dust free mantle piece. "

Is that a "pledge"

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By *hris99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

A sexual mantle piece is a must!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, to be honest.

It's got to be at least a Adamson eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the mantlepiece is more important.

You see it even when the fire isn't in use. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is important, I like to watch the mantlepiece while I'm poking the fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, to be honest.

It's got to be at least a Adams eh

Adams* damn auto carrots ruin the punch line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is important x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is important x "

That's it for me

It can be a big or small fire but I must have a nice mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?"

Not at that precise moment, i'm too busy trying not to burn the carpet.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?"

I don't wot is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?

Not at that precise moment, i'm too busy trying not to burn the carpet.

Ahh carpet burns...can be bloody painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

Dus mantelpiece have a nother Meening hear ??

Cos Shorley you haf to keep a eye on it wen poking a fire or you cood hit your hed on it.

Or is this a difrount mantelpiece ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?"

It is the main part of attraction for me along with personality...one without the other does nothing for me

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics.

probably coz i'm smiling and not doing my usual moody look.

quite chuffed with the one i took this afternoon when i got dressed, it's different from my usual, predictable stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

I'm trying to figure it out as well lol

I seriously need it spelling out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

Dus mantelpiece have a nother Meening hear ??

Cos Shorley you haf to keep a eye on it wen poking a fire or you cood hit your hed on it.

Or is this a difrount mantelpiece ?

Keep working on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming it's about the face and finding it attractive whilst having a fiddle??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm assuming it's about the face and finding it attractive whilst having a fiddle?? "

Or I've just made myself look a numtpy??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

I'm trying to figure it out as well lol

I seriously need it spelling out.....

Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?"

yeah. its the main part tbh.

sex is shit with somone i don't find attractive.

last year I was with a seriously beautiful girl (yeah I fucked that up spectacularly) and sex was great because I wanted her so much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire.

But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?

It is the main part of attraction for me along with personality...one without the other does nothing for me

Oh yes that's a big factor....the whole aspect has to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics.

probably coz i'm smiling and not doing my usual moody look.

quite chuffed with the one i took this afternoon when i got dressed, it's different from my usual, predictable stuff."

I have been noticing and have to agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, there needs to be some attraction so yes the mantlepiece is important.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

I'm trying to figure it out as well lol

I seriously need it spelling out.....

Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that

Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

I'm trying to figure it out as well lol

I seriously need it spelling out.....

Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that

Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece

You mean it's a hidden meaning? like Cake. Or tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics.

probably coz i'm smiling and not doing my usual moody look.

quite chuffed with the one i took this afternoon when i got dressed, it's different from my usual, predictable stuff.

I have been noticing and have to agree

a few years ago i was better at taking pics also, so i shoved some old fanny pics up, and some old 'domme' pics up on my other profile, for inspiration. but i think todays pic just came out of nowhere. i will delete the older pics once i get an idea of doing better ones again.

i might google sexy pics to give me more ideas though at some point as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.

I'm say nothing....it's entirely how you interprete it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

I'm trying to figure it out as well lol

I seriously need it spelling out.....

Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that

Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece

Ahh do we mean her bits!! She's got to have an attractive lady garden as well!!

Yes??

No??

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?

I don't wot is it ?

You'll figure it out

I'm trying to figure it out as well lol

I seriously need it spelling out.....

Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that

Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece

You mean it's a hidden meaning? like Cake. Or tea?"

I thort cake ment cake...

That's got a nother meening to

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.

just googled this now, i meant the face is important. but another meaning is any hole is a goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mantelpiece = Face

Fire = Pussy or arse

Boom she got it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.

just googled this now, i meant the face is important. but another meaning is any hole is a goal."

I know what the phrase means.

.i just meant in my post I meant the person's attractiveness including body some just refered to the face.

which is more a butterface situation to me :p

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Mantelpiece = Face

Fire = Pussy or arse

Boom she got it!! "

.... ok

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"more important than the body.

unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.

oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.

just googled this now, i meant the face is important. but another meaning is any hole is a goal.

I know what the phrase means.

.i just meant in my post I meant the person's attractiveness including body some just refered to the face.

which is more a butterface situation to me :p

i wasn't including body in mine.

lol, now i'm thinking of pram face, is a long time since i thought about that term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with ....

Sex is just an itch that gets scratched ....

Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with ....

Sex is just an itch that gets scratched ....

Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,,

Just as well with that blurry mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how hot the fire is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mantelpiece = Face

Fire = Pussy or arse

Boom she got it!!

.... ok

Am I right Miss??

Miss, Miss, did I get it right??

Frantically waving hand in the classroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with ....

Sex is just an itch that gets scratched ....

Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,,

Just as well with that blurry mantelpiece

Now you've spoilt yourself

again,,,,,

There I was feeling the love so much so that I was on the verge of sending you my face picture so you could fap out a tribute too me which I know you do anyway .....!

sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height. "

Ahh but what happens when it's a nice face and height but the penis.....

What do you do??!!

Or not that attractive, lovely penis and good height

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mantelpiece = Face

Fire = Pussy or arse

Boom she got it!!

.... ok

Am I right Miss??

Miss, Miss, did I get it right??

Frantically waving hand in the classroom

A gold star for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with ....

Sex is just an itch that gets scratched ....

Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,,

Just as well with that blurry mantelpiece

Now you've spoilt yourself

again,,,,,

There I was feeling the love so much so that I was on the verge of sending you my face picture so you could fap out a tribute too me which I know you do anyway .....!

sigh

Nah don't I fecking value my phone screen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height.

Ahh but what happens when it's a nice face and height but the penis.....

What do you do??!!

Or not that attractive, lovely penis and good height

Oh decisions decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mantelpiece = Face

Fire = Pussy or arse

Boom she got it!!

.... ok

Am I right Miss??

Miss, Miss, did I get it right??

Frantically waving hand in the classroom

A gold star for you

Yey!! Thank you Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mantelpiece = Face

Fire = Pussy or arse

Boom she got it!!

.... ok

Am I right Miss??

Miss, Miss, did I get it right??

Frantically waving hand in the classroom

A gold star for you

Yey!! Thank you Miss

Your weclome. ...no not a misspelling in a fan of Still Game

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By *ilverhaloMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have to admit I always look at the mantelpiece. Nothing nicer than a face you find appealing staring g back at you in the grasp of orgasm or working up to it. I do have to find the body attractive i may add in whatever way that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height. "

I'm 6ft tall, guess i'll just have to settle for one out of three.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have to admit I always look at the mantelpiece. Nothing nicer than a face you find appealing staring g back at you in the grasp of orgasm or working up to it. I do have to find the body attractive i may add in whatever way that is."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height.

I'm 6ft tall, guess i'll just have to settle for one out of three.

Ah and a big plus is....you can cut trees up fore the fire

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I love a big two handfuls of mantel piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a big two handfuls of mantel piece

I think that's a roasting

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

So... Am I the only one with gas central heating?

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So... Am I the only one with gas central heating?

Cal"

No I have but still have a feature fireplace

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"So... Am I the only one with gas central heating?

Cal

No I have but still have a feature fireplace

We've got a mentleplace, but the fire isn't real... so there's no need to poke it.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a mantelpiece.Just a huge stone hearth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So... Am I the only one with gas central heating?

Cal

No I have but still have a feature fireplace

We've got a mental place, but the fire isn't real... so there's no need to poke it.

Cal"

Pffft see what a space and one letter change can do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a mantelpiece.Just a huge stone hearth.

Only bloody stone hearts on here

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Of course, it's no good having a body to die for only to find out that they have the face of Shrek or Princess Fiona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a mantelpiece.Just a huge stone hearth.

Only bloody stone hearts on here

Surely not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of course, it's no good having a body to die for only to find out that they have the face of Shrek or Princess Fiona

Well you've certainly got the body

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Of course, it's no good having a body to die for only to find out that they have the face of Shrek or Princess Fiona

Well you've certainly got the body

Thank you and hopefully those that we have met will agree that we aren't Shrek or Princess Fi too, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pretty face is far more appeling than a flat stomach to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find peoples faces during sex funny rather than sexy lol

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