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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?" Depends if the mantelpiece comes with its own large poker  | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you? Depends if the mantelpiece comes with its own large poker "Not this one....no back boiler maintenance here  | |||
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"Yes. I like a nice,tidy, dust free mantle piece. " Is that a "pledge"  | |||
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"Yeah, to be honest.  "It's got to be at least a Adamson eh | |||
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"the mantlepiece is more important. You see it even when the fire isn't in use. "  | |||
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"Yeah, to be honest.
It's got to be at least a Adams eh"Adams* damn auto carrots ruin the punch line  | |||
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"Yes it is important x " That's it for me
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?" Not at that precise moment, i'm too busy trying not to burn the carpet. | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire?" I don't wot is it ?  | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you? Not at that precise moment, i'm too busy trying not to burn the carpet. "Ahh carpet burns...can be bloody painful | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ? "You'll figure it out | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic. "Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics. | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out"Dus mantelpiece have a nother Meening hear ?? Cos Shorley you haf to keep a eye on it wen poking a fire or you cood hit your hed on it. Or is this a difrount mantelpiece ? | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?" It is the main part of attraction for me along with personality...one without the other does nothing for me | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics. "probably coz i'm smiling and not doing my usual moody look. quite chuffed with the one i took this afternoon when i got dressed, it's different from my usual, predictable stuff. | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out"I'm trying to figure it out as well lol
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out
Dus mantelpiece have a nother Meening hear ??
Cos Shorley you haf to keep a eye on it wen poking a fire or you cood hit your hed on it.
Or is this a difrount mantelpiece ? "Keep working on it! | |||
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"I'm assuming it's about the face and finding it attractive whilst having a fiddle?? " Or I've just made myself look a numtpy??  | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out
I'm trying to figure it out as well lol
I seriously need it spelling out..... "Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you?" yeah. its the main part tbh. sex is shit with somone i don't find attractive. last year I was with a seriously beautiful girl (yeah I fucked that up spectacularly) and sex was great because I wanted her so much. | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire. But is this true? Is the mantelpiece a big part of the attraction for you? It is the main part of attraction for me along with personality...one without the other does nothing for me "Oh yes that's a big factor....the whole aspect has to be there | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic. "oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face. | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics.
probably coz i'm smiling and not doing my usual moody look.
quite chuffed with the one i took this afternoon when i got dressed, it's different from my usual, predictable stuff."I have been noticing and have to agree | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out
I'm trying to figure it out as well lol
I seriously need it spelling out.....
Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that"Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out
I'm trying to figure it out as well lol
I seriously need it spelling out.....
Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that
Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece "You mean it's a hidden meaning? like Cake. Or tea? | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
Your pictures are looking a lot better lately and they are mainly face pics.
probably coz i'm smiling and not doing my usual moody look.
quite chuffed with the one i took this afternoon when i got dressed, it's different from my usual, predictable stuff.
I have been noticing and have to agree "a few years ago i was better at taking pics also, so i shoved some old fanny pics up, and some old 'domme' pics up on my other profile, for inspiration. but i think todays pic just came out of nowhere. i will delete the older pics once i get an idea of doing better ones again. i might google sexy pics to give me more ideas though at some point as well. | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.
"I'm say nothing....it's entirely how you interprete it | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out
I'm trying to figure it out as well lol
I seriously need it spelling out.....
Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that
Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece "Ahh do we mean her bits!! She's got to have an attractive lady garden as well!! Yes?? No?? | |||
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"OK we all know the saying about not looking at it when poking the fire? I don't wot is it ?
You'll figure it out
I'm trying to figure it out as well lol
I seriously need it spelling out.....
Someone may come along and say....but I couldn't possibly say that
Can sumone plees say wot a mantelpiece meens on this thread cos I'm gessing its not a normall fire place mantelpiece
You mean it's a hidden meaning? like Cake. Or tea?"I thort cake ment cake... That's got a nother meening to | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.
"just googled this now, i meant the face is important. but another meaning is any hole is a goal. | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.
just googled this now, i meant the face is important. but another meaning is any hole is a goal."I know what the phrase means. .i just meant in my post I meant the person's attractiveness including body some just refered to the face. which is more a butterface situation to me :p | |||
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"Mantelpiece = Face Fire = Pussy or arse Boom she got it!! " .... ok | |||
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"more important than the body. unfortunately my face isn't very photogenic.
oh wait by mantle peice I was taking the person's attractiveness in general body and face.
just googled this now, i meant the face is important. but another meaning is any hole is a goal.
I know what the phrase means.
.i just meant in my post I meant the person's attractiveness including body some just refered to the face.
which is more a butterface situation to me :p
"i wasn't including body in mine. lol, now i'm thinking of pram face, is a long time since i thought about that term. | |||
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"Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with .... Sex is just an itch that gets scratched .... Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,, "Just as well with that blurry mantelpiece | |||
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"Mantelpiece = Face Fire = Pussy or arse Boom she got it!! .... ok "Am I right Miss?? Miss, Miss, did I get it right?? Frantically waving hand in the classroom | |||
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"Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with .... Sex is just an itch that gets scratched .... Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,,
Just as well with that blurry mantelpiece "Now you've spoilt yourself again,,,,, There I was feeling the love so much so that I was on the verge of sending you my face picture so you could fap out a tribute too me which I know you do anyway .....! sigh | |||
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"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height. " Ahh but what happens when it's a nice face and height but the penis..... 
What do you do??!!
Or not that attractive, lovely penis and good height | |||
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"Mantelpiece = Face Fire = Pussy or arse Boom she got it!! .... ok
Am I right Miss??
Miss, Miss, did I get it right??
Frantically waving hand in the classroom "A gold star for you | |||
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"Nope I'm not remotely attracted too the people I have sex with .... Sex is just an itch that gets scratched .... Yep I'm really that shallow ,,,,
Just as well with that blurry mantelpiece
Now you've spoilt yourself
again,,,,,
There I was feeling the love so much so that I was on the verge of sending you my face picture so you could fap out a tribute too me which I know you do anyway .....!
sigh "Nah don't I fecking value my phone screen | |||
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"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height. Ahh but what happens when it's a nice face and height but the penis.....
What do you do??!!
Or not that attractive, lovely penis and good height "Oh decisions decisions | |||
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"Mantelpiece = Face Fire = Pussy or arse Boom she got it!! .... ok
Am I right Miss??
Miss, Miss, did I get it right??
Frantically waving hand in the classroom
A gold star for you"Yey!! Thank you Miss
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"Mantelpiece = Face Fire = Pussy or arse Boom she got it!! .... ok
Am I right Miss??
Miss, Miss, did I get it right??
Frantically waving hand in the classroom
A gold star for you
Yey!! Thank you Miss
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"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height. " I'm 6ft tall, guess i'll just have to settle for one out of three. | |||
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"Have to admit I always look at the mantelpiece. Nothing nicer than a face you find appealing staring g back at you in the grasp of orgasm or working up to it. I do have to find the body attractive i may add in whatever way that is." | |||
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"I can't rank one over the other but the major 3 things are face, penis and height. I'm 6ft tall, guess i'll just have to settle for one out of three. "Ah and a big plus is....you can cut trees up fore the fire | |||
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"I love a big two handfuls of mantel piece  "I think that's a roasting | |||
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"So... Am I the only one with gas central heating? Cal" No I have but still have a feature fireplace | |||
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"So... Am I the only one with gas central heating? Cal No I have but still have a feature fireplace "We've got a mentleplace, but the fire isn't real... so there's no need to poke it. Cal | |||
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"So... Am I the only one with gas central heating? Cal No I have but still have a feature fireplace
We've got a mental place, but the fire isn't real... so there's no need to poke it.
Cal"Pffft see what a space and one letter change can do? D | |||
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"I don't have a mantelpiece.Just a huge stone hearth. "Only bloody stone hearts on here | |||
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"I don't have a mantelpiece.Just a huge stone hearth.
Only bloody stone hearts on here"Surely not. | |||
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"Of course, it's no good having a body to die for only to find out that they have the face of Shrek or Princess Fiona "Well you've certainly got the body | |||
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"Of course, it's no good having a body to die for only to find out that they have the face of Shrek or Princess Fiona
Well you've certainly got the body "Thank you and hopefully those that we have met will agree that we aren't Shrek or Princess Fi too, lol | |||
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"Have to admit I always look at the mantelpiece. Nothing nicer than a face you find appealing staring g back at you in the grasp of orgasm or working up to it. I do have to find the body attractive i may add in whatever way that is." I always find peoples faces during sex funny rather than sexy lol | |||
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