FabSwingers.com forum: If only you were closer, I would........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi fabbers you crazy groovy coots you.

Ive noticed that I get to know and fancy ladies that are miles from me and the stars never align.

Sooooooooo,

Post on this thread that you're in, then if someone appears on the thread that is out of your range, either message them or post that,

If only you were closer I would........

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

If only you were closer I would snog you naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only you were closer I would snog you naked

If only you were closer I'd let you x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If only you were closer I would snog you naked

If you lived closer I'd cook you an omelette

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

I'm in.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"If only you were closer I would snog you naked

If you lived closer I'd cook you an omelette"

can I use you as the plate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi fabbers you crazy groovy coots you.

Ive noticed that I get to know and fancy ladies that are miles from me and the stars never align.

Sooooooooo,

Post on this thread that you're in, then if someone appears on the thread that is out of your range, either message them or post that,

If only you were closer I would........

If only you where closer,I'd have some of that cake

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If only you were closer I would snog you naked

If you lived closer I'd cook you an omelette

can I use you as the plate?

Yes but I don't want to burn my Tits so it will have to be luke warm.

Ham mushroom peppers onions and cheese. Parsley just because I feel like being posh today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can closer relate to closer in age too? Distance isn't the only barrier to some very beautiful women on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"If only you were closer I would snog you naked

If you lived closer I'd cook you an omelette

can I use you as the plate?

Yes but I don't want to burn my Tits so it will have to be luke warm.

Ham mushroom peppers onions and cheese. Parsley just because I feel like being posh today."

Sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what it's worth. I'm in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sure I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For what it's worth. I'm in

Oh, it's worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Miss Honey, if only you were closer there is nothing pleasurable I wouldn't do with you the best we could do twice

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm in.

Distance can be a pain when you have a biscuit, just waiting to be dunked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in.. can bring the salt and pepper.

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Why not , in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you were closer I would........

Ignore the distance anyway and have a great time meeting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

Distance can be a pain when you have a biscuit, just waiting to be dunked. "

If only you were closer I'd provide the tea x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I'm in (and well used to being miles from anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance shouldn't mean anything though. Meets shouldn't be just geographical convenience, I'd travel if someone showed me signs that they were a good rub.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm in!

(And would travel for the right fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

(And would travel for the right fabber

I'm in

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'm in.

Distance can be a pain when you have a biscuit, just waiting to be dunked.

If only you were closer I'd provide the tea x

I'll grab the custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm In

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

I'm in .. and OP how many bloody times do I need to say it!! "If only I was close I really really would!!"

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By *parks133Man
over a year ago

luton

"I'm in .. and OP how many bloody times do I need to say it!! "If only I was close I really really would!!"

I would nibble and lick your strawberry lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in

If only you were closer I could have buttered you crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and also have access to trains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

Distance can be a pain when you have a biscuit, just waiting to be dunked.

If only you were closer I'd provide the tea x

I'll grab the custard creams

Kettle is on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Distance shouldn't mean anything though. Meets shouldn't be just geographical convenience, I'd travel if someone showed me signs that they were a good rub. "

If only you were closer I'd happily work through all those things you enjoy on your profile ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in .. and OP how many bloody times do I need to say it!! "If only I was close I really really would!!"

Plenty of times, buy I like hearing it

I really really would....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in!

(And would travel for the right fabber

I'd certainly Wokingham up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in most definitely

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If only you were closer, oh I really really would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only you were closer, oh I really really would! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also in! Love a good road trip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only you were closer, oh I really really would! "

Oh it would be Worthing it.

Thank you, I'm here all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I prefer my game. .."even if you were closer I still wouldn't"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I prefer my game. .."even if you were closer I still wouldn't"

that's a more realistic game though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only you were closer, oh I really really would! "

You're not actually that far away....

Fuzz&Peach

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Sure I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

If you were closer you'd get a spanking the way you like it

Fuzz

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Distance is always an issue for me. I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I prefer my game. .."even if you were closer I still wouldn't"

You can't lie to yourself.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"If only you were closer, oh I really really would!

You're not actually that far away....

Fuzz&Peach"

Nope!

Not far at all.

Funnily enough, my ex lives in Bexhill, I used to be there all the time lol!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"If only you were closer, oh I really really would!

Right back at ya Monkey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in and also have access to trains"

If you were local, I've wondered before now just how "mad" you would go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in x "

Over the rainbow, that's bloody miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god the miles and miles I'd travel.......if only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god the miles and miles I'd travel.......if only you were closer

I'll wait until you're in the same time zone.....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was any further away from civilisation then it might be worth a shot...

But nothing to lose so go on then...

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... better than having all my messages deleted anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only you were closer, oh I really really would!

You're not actually that far away....

Fuzz&Peach

Nope!

Not far at all.

Funnily enough, my ex lives in Bexhill, I used to be there all the time lol! "

And now you're not

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep - sometimes i feel like everyone is getting further away

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Everyone seems a long way ahead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

If you were closer you'd get a spanking the way you like it

Fuzz"

Oh really

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm in...and I now have wheels

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm in...and I now have wheels

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were your feet removed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep - sometimes i feel like everyone is getting further away

You know when you e tee a room and people start to leave....I get that feeling here sometimes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yep - sometimes i feel like everyone is getting further away

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you was closer I'd cum in ur knickers and send you on your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id travel any distance for the right person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in. Seems the good ones are too far... heading over in September though so maybe some chance to meet up after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god the miles and miles I'd travel.......if only you were closer

I'll wait until you're in the same time zone.....

Peach x"

My bed is always in GMT - Great "Menage a Trois" .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you lived closer I'd.....

Have a celebratory hug and spend the entire evening curled up chatting and talking about everything and anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep - sometimes i feel like everyone is getting further away

Sorry "

You're moving to Lands End?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only you lived closer I'd.....

Have a celebratory hug and spend the entire evening curled up chatting and talking about everything and anything

We could talk about whatever pops up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in...and I now have wheels

were your feet removed?

Fair enough question if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god the miles and miles I'd travel.......if only you were closer

I'll wait until you're in the same time zone.....

Peach x

My bed is always in GMT - Great "Menage a Trois" .

That is so cheesy Bee!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in and also have access to trains

If you were local, I've wondered before now just how "mad" you would go!

We're all mad here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

If you were closer you'd get a spanking the way you like it

Fuzz

Oh really

Yes really. And you certainly would!

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm innnn

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By *arleyfanCouple
over a year ago

Dover

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be too close to people... empty inbox lmao....or is this the ultimate Ghosting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm innnn

If only you were closer..... Id be loving some "Cherry Fun Fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm innnn

If only you were closer..... Id be loving some "Cherry Fun Fun"

Ha if only you were closer we could be having some "Cherry Fun Fun"

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By *urely4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Distance shouldn't mean anything though. Meets shouldn't be just geographical convenience, I'd travel if someone showed me signs that they were a good rub. "

If only you were closer, id buy you some steak mccoys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you was closer I wouldn't need to SHOUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm innnn

If only you were closer..... Id be loving some "Cherry Fun Fun"

Ha if only you were closer we could be having some "Cherry Fun Fun"

Excellent.... I'll set off now and be with you at circa 11pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only you was closer I wouldn't need to SHOUT

*Holds hand to ear* Eh! What was that?!

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you was closer I'd use two empty cans and string. And I'd reel you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wandered in earlier...

Came back for another look...

Perhaps the man cave is just to far beyond the edge of the universe....

Must invent easyjet

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