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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i'm gonna cheer myself up by thinking that when guys ghost you for several months after a fuck it means the sex was that good they now have enough sexy memories in the wank bank for all that time.

what you gonna make up?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm going to cheer myself up by telling myself that im not going to have a disturbed nights sleep from the discomfort of my new piercing

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

That my new aftershave is to powerful for lady's to resist me !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often tell myself that I don't get messages because women are intimidated by how lovely my hair is.

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"I'm going to cheer myself up by telling myself that im not going to have a disturbed nights sleep from the discomfort of my new piercing "

doesn't seem like that cheered you up really?

i'm also gonna cheer myself up with the fact that i can get a fuck any time i want one.

...it might not be with who i want or be any good but still.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I often tell myself that I don't get messages because women are intimidated by how lovely my hair is. "

It is pretty amazing in fairness. I've touched it so I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna cheer myself up by thinking, this time nxt week i would have won the lottery. I will not be working again.

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"That my new aftershave is to powerful for lady's to resist me !!!"

and if they are repulsed you can also blame the aftershave.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I'm going to cheer myself up by telling myself that im not going to have a disturbed nights sleep from the discomfort of my new piercing

doesn't seem like that cheered you up really?

i'm also gonna cheer myself up with the fact that i can get a fuck any time i want one.

...it might not be with who i want or be any good but still. "

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Im gonna cheer myself up by thinking, this time nxt week i would have won the lottery. I will not be working again. "

and i will cheer myself up by thinking this will happen and when it does you propose to me like you've always wanted to.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I constantly delu...cheer myself up by assuming the reason I don't get any meets is that they are confounded by my amazing intellect, and feel unworthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going to bed thinking past the next 4 weeks - ive been put on a differnt job for 4 weeks and its going to be tough - stuff to manage and sort out - i can do this just stressy - also 4 week lose a stone along side this now - then i have a weeks annual leave and the lounge social at the end of it - so all to look forward to so the next month is going to pass in a blur i hope

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"I constantly delu...cheer myself up by assuming the reason I don't get any meets is that they are confounded by my amazing intellect, and feel unworthy."

according to science (if okcupid is indeed science) men don't approach the most attractive women coz they think they're out of their league. i console myself with this 'fact' when using dating sites.

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"im going to bed thinking past the next 4 weeks - ive been put on a differnt job for 4 weeks and its going to be tough - stuff to manage and sort out - i can do this just stressy - also 4 week lose a stone along side this now - then i have a weeks annual leave and the lounge social at the end of it - so all to look forward to so the next month is going to pass in a blur i hope "

sounds like you don't even need consoling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna cheer myself that the ice cream I just ate is going into my boobs not thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm going to cheer myself up with the lie that tomorrow isn't Monday, oh no, it's just Sunday II and therefore I don't have to go to work at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Taken back by poster at 20/08/17 22:59:43]"

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"I'm going to cheer myself up with the lie that tomorrow isn't Monday, oh no, it's just Sunday II and therefore I don't have to go to work at all "

i had to check what day it is just now.

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"I'm gonna cheer myself that the ice cream I just ate is going into my boobs not thighs. "

you know, if you think about that hard enough it might just work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell myself my hair is as fabulous as Hatter's. I console myself with the hundreds of messages from women in my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i had to lie i would say i got a big candy stick ready for action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That soon, very soon, I'm going to have a job..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im going to bed thinking past the next 4 weeks - ive been put on a differnt job for 4 weeks and its going to be tough - stuff to manage and sort out - i can do this just stressy - also 4 week lose a stone along side this now - then i have a weeks annual leave and the lounge social at the end of it - so all to look forward to so the next month is going to pass in a blur i hope

sounds like you don't even need consoling. "

get me through the next 28 days please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I tell myself my hair is as fabulous as Hatter's. I console myself with the hundreds of messages from women in my inbox."

We'll have to have a "hair off" at the Brum social

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really popular and everyone secretly laughs at my posts, they're not really only interested in Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really popular and everyone secretly laughs at my posts, they're not really only interested in Lacey "

I'm not interested in lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. "
only a little because that part of my life is missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell myself my hair is as fabulous as Hatter's. I console myself with the hundreds of messages from women in my inbox.

We'll have to have a "hair off" at the Brum social "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I often tell myself that I don't get messages because women are intimidated by how lovely my hair is. "

If I recall I actually messaged you to tell you how lovely it was. I don't message men first.

And it is of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get into work tomorrow my minions will have carried out what I asked them to do, I will therefore have no angry emails or phonecalls asking what the fuck is going on

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"according to science (if okcupid is indeed science) men don't approach the most attractive women coz they think they're out of their league. i console myself with this 'fact' when using dating sites. "

Or if they do, they are fugly

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I tell myself my hair is as fabulous as Hatter's. I console myself with the hundreds of messages from women in my inbox.

We'll have to have a "hair off" at the Brum social

"

David Ginola's got nowt on me I'll have you know

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing"

well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"according to science (if okcupid is indeed science) men don't approach the most attractive women coz they think they're out of their league. i console myself with this 'fact' when using dating sites.

Or if they do, they are fugly "

i am fugly but not fugly enough for people to give me compliments when i fish for them.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I cheer myself up by following my ambitions

And I don't get the FWBs I want because they are too scared about falling in love with me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Or if they do, they are fugly

i am fugly but not fugly enough for people to give me compliments when i fish for them. "

Oh but you are not fugly

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"Or if they do, they are fugly

i am fugly but not fugly enough for people to give me compliments when i fish for them.

Oh but you are not fugly "

but that compliment suggests i am.

whoo... hole in the space time continnum created.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing

well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along."

is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing

well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.

is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me "

maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing

well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.

is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me

maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less. "

what do you mean

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By *DontExist OP   Woman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing

well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.

is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me

maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less.

what do you mean "

nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you all cheered yourselves up. i have. only a little because that part of my life is missing

well cheer yourself up with a convincing lie. something like ...you are too exotic for the ladies of fab and so have to wait until an equally exotic lady comes along.

is there someone like that on this site who is wild as me

maybe there isn't but you're not worth anything less.

what do you mean

nothing. "

oh okay my only special friend

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