FabSwingers.com forum: Your ideal man/woman

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

What would they look like?

My ideal woman would be me

My ideal man would have long dark hair, a bit of stubble, not too tall. Fuck, it's me again

Ideal woman is actually Helena Bonham Carter

I don't really have a preference looks wise for guys, no fave hair colour or anything.

Over to you lot.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i don't have a preference for looks either.

keanu is my ideal guy though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont have a partucular look i go for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal woman is brunette curvy but a bit of a gym nut early 30's and smaller than 6ft. A big bum is also a must.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal man .... Michael fassbender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, dark, geeky, big hands, big penis, funny, hairy chest. I dont ask for much!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My ideal woman is brunette curvy but a bit of a gym nut early 30's and smaller than 6ft. A big bum is also a must. "

Wait I'm not a gym nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect match would be a mature woman in her mid 40's, leggy, blonde with big boobs, abit like pamela anderson

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Under 5ft 6, slim with a curvy arse and boobs that look big for her body,

She can always wear 3inch heels without being taller then me

Hair colour doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, dark, geeky, big hands, big penis, funny, hairy chest. I dont ask for much!

Waving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal man would be a billionaire with a dodgy heart.

Hair colour, height, weight don't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like women curvy, my height or smaller, with not short hair and not small boobs.

I like men to be taller than me, not skinny and not overweight, anything inbetween is good.

Skin colour & hair colour i'm not choosy about. Also not bothered whether they're tattooed or not.

The main thing that attracts me is someone's eyes. The woman I met most recently had the naughtiest glint in her eye, that's what gets me every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal girl would be cute and girly.

Ideal guy would be older with strong arms.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My perfect match would be a mature woman in her mid 40's, leggy, blonde with big boobs, abit like pamela anderson

That's a shame...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice person, good banter, likes the outdoors, likes adventure, contry girl,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice person, good banter, likes the outdoors, likes adventure, contry girl,"
country girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal guy is basically Marc, but with brown eyes instead of blue

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Someone male or female that gets me and where I'm coming from without too many questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea, I don't really have an ideal. The biggest thing would be a connection at a sexual and intellectual level, I'd have to fancy them physically but that's it.

I do have a massive crush on Iskra Lawrence so that's a starting point I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be a billionaire with a dodgy heart.

Hair colour, height, weight don't matter

Hahahaha, mine too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My type of man-

5.9-6.1, dark hair, dark eyes, not too stacked but with strong arms must enjoy food and coffee. Isn't an arsehole and will make my vagina wet not my eyes.

Are you him? Hit me up. or Henry Cavill

My type of lady - Scarlett Johansson

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Blond or ginger, short hair, broad shoulders, bit geeky looking, preferably with a beard or stubble.

Not asking for much am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect match would be a mature woman in her mid 40's, leggy, blonde with big boobs, abit like pamela anderson

That's a shame...! "
Although it is not set in stone, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had a type its always been about who i get on with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My type of man-

5.9-6.1, dark hair, dark eyes, not too stacked but with strong arms must enjoy food and coffee. Isn't an arsehole and will make my vagina wet not my eyes.

Are you him? Hit me up. or Henry Cavill

My type of lady - Scarlett Johansson "

6'2" bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent, blue eyed, auburn haired, full figure about 5'8" and if she has a soft Celtic accent then I'd happily sell my soul to the Devil for her attention.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My type of man-

5.9-6.1, dark hair, dark eyes, not too stacked but with strong arms must enjoy food and coffee. Isn't an arsehole and will make my vagina wet not my eyes.

Are you him? Hit me up. or Henry Cavill

My type of lady - Scarlett Johansson

6'2" bollocks

I'm only 5' and I hate being crouched over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have the perfect man, and I'm his perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My type of man-

5.9-6.1, dark hair, dark eyes, not too stacked but with strong arms must enjoy food and coffee. Isn't an arsehole and will make my vagina wet not my eyes.

Are you him? Hit me up. or Henry Cavill

My type of lady - Scarlett Johansson

6'2" bollocks

Jeez, where do you find pants for those

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I already have the perfect man, and I'm his perfect woman

I met someone perfect once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am with my perfect partner already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be a billionaire with a dodgy heart.

Hair colour, height, weight don't matter

Hahahaha, mine too

If you find one, I'll thumb wrestle you for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My type of man-

5.9-6.1, dark hair, dark eyes, not too stacked but with strong arms must enjoy food and coffee. Isn't an arsehole and will make my vagina wet not my eyes.

Are you him? Hit me up. or Henry Cavill

My type of lady - Scarlett Johansson

6'2" bollocks

I'm only 5' and I hate being crouched over

I'll kneel down then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My type of man-

5.9-6.1, dark hair, dark eyes, not too stacked but with strong arms must enjoy food and coffee. Isn't an arsehole and will make my vagina wet not my eyes.

Are you him? Hit me up. or Henry Cavill

My type of lady - Scarlett Johansson "

She's lovely ~ however my current fave female is Mila Kunis.

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

My wife is my ideal woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find myself attracted more to long haired brunettes ladies but one or two blondes pop into my mind quite often - for men i dont like skinny or beer guts - no specific type - i just know i like when i see

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I already have the perfect man, and I'm his perfect woman

I met someone perfect once. "

Perfect at that moment in time?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I don't have a set physical type although I generally like a taller guy (as I'm 5ft this isn't hard) and nice eyes, teeth and arms go a long way as does the ability to make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby Rose. I think she is the personification of what I think is perfection. I would never look at another man again, if I had her in my bed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I already have the perfect man, and I'm his perfect woman

I met someone perfect once.

Perfect at that moment in time? "

Still perfect now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My perfect match would be a mature woman in her mid 40's, leggy, blonde with big boobs, abit like pamela anderson

That's a shame...! Although it is not set in stone, so to speak."

Better not be Shag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect man? Oh I don't think he exists but.....

Height 5 8 and above after all I'm only small

Well stacked, big arms and shoulders.

I'm quite partial to stubble or a beard not a big bushy one though!

Nice eyes (colour not specific)

My perfect woman - Emilia Clarke

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream. "

Ohhh Hat man, I thought it was moi

I'm not really crying. I haveth no tears in my body.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

going by me ex partner... I don't seem to have a type. as long as we like each other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a set physical type although I generally like a taller guy (as I'm 5ft this isn't hard) and nice eyes, teeth and arms go a long way as does the ability to make me laugh."

My ideal woman right here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My perfect man? Oh I don't think he exists but.....

Height 5 8 and above after all I'm only small

Well stacked, big arms and shoulders.

I'm quite partial to stubble or a beard not a big bushy one though!

Nice eyes (colour not specific)

My perfect woman - Emilia Clarke "

How stacked?

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Tall dark and handsome with a good sense of humour, intelligent, doesn't take himself too seriously, gentleman but still kinky. Under 35 usually.

I do also like the occasional blonde

I'm picky and I have no right to be cos I ain't all that!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tall, strong, kind to animals. ....

But Tom Hardy will do. ..

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream. "

Someone lend me some glasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a set physical type although I generally like a taller guy (as I'm 5ft this isn't hard) and nice eyes, teeth and arms go a long way as does the ability to make me laugh.

My ideal woman right here

you have nice eyes btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

Ohhh Hat man, I thought it was moi

I'm not really crying. I haveth no tears in my body."

Aww don't worry, I still definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

Someone lend me some glasses?"

You can borrow mine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

Ohhh Hat man, I thought it was moi

I'm not really crying. I haveth no tears in my body.

Aww don't worry, I still definitely would

Tartlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

Ohhh Hat man, I thought it was moi

I'm not really crying. I haveth no tears in my body.

Aww don't worry, I still definitely would

Tartlet"

Yeah, I really am.

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By *pforit78Man
over a year ago

nor

Holly willybooby lol. Curves in all the right places with nice pair of boobs. Somebody who looks nice and innocent but is a raving lunatic in the bedroom lol. Love the girl next door look

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My ideal man is tall (5'10+), strong, not necessarily gym fit, more rugby type, confident with that special something that's difficult to describe and kissy lips

Ideal woman....where do I start?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

Ohhh Hat man, I thought it was moi

I'm not really crying. I haveth no tears in my body.

Aww don't worry, I still definitely would

Good show sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect guy would be David Gandy. When I look at him I feel all mushy.

My perfect girlie is Mila Kunis. Damn she's hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect man? Oh I don't think he exists but.....

Height 5 8 and above after all I'm only small

Well stacked, big arms and shoulders.

I'm quite partial to stubble or a beard not a big bushy one though!

Nice eyes (colour not specific)

My perfect woman - Emilia Clarke

How stacked? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal guy.... Dark hair, dark eyes.

5ft.8"+ would be fine. Lovely kissable lips and good teeth. Someone who has a dry sense of humour and is able to laugh at themselves. Romantic and considerate. Faithful. High libido and tactile.... Bloody hell! No wonder I'm still single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream. "

I have freckles, glasses and pretty hair but I'm not quiet, I am however a barrel of laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty hair(red preferably), nice butt, pale skin, freckles, glasses would be a bonus. Gentle and quiet would also be nice. I can but dream.

I have freckles, glasses and pretty hair but I'm not quiet, I am however a barrel of laughs

... But you don't like pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would they look like?

My ideal woman would be me

My ideal man would have long dark hair, a bit of stubble, not too tall. Fuck, it's me again

Ideal woman is actually Helena Bonham Carter

I don't really have a preference looks wise for guys, no fave hair colour or anything.

Over to you lot."

My ideal woman is you, too.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Brunette milf trim figure with pert tits but who has great fashion sense. Lovely long hair too and a engaging personality.

Now I wonder why I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already have the perfect man, and I'm his perfect woman

I met someone perfect once. "

I'm honestly pinching myself at how lucky I've been. Every time I see him it gets better. He's so sexy I can't stop looking at him and he's passionate, erotic, sensual, intense and adventurous. On top of that,he loves me. Fuck knows why or how it happened. And we can both do whatever we want without having to ask if it's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too. "

Another one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Another one for me

"Pretty"

"Look quite innocent"

Not you

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What would they look like?

My ideal woman would be me

My ideal man would have long dark hair, a bit of stubble, not too tall. Fuck, it's me again

Ideal woman is actually Helena Bonham Carter

I don't really have a preference looks wise for guys, no fave hair colour or anything.

Over to you lot.

My ideal woman is you, too.

Well knock me down with a feather, I hadn't spotted this when I commented on your other post! I fudging knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i change mine to any girl that loves KFC

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Another one for me

"Pretty"

"Look quite innocent"

Not you

Pffffft, too late.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"My perfect guy would be David Gandy. When I look at him I feel all mushy.

My perfect girlie is Mila Kunis. Damn she's hot. "

David Gandy is super hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect guy would be David Gandy. When I look at him I feel all mushy.

My perfect girlie is Mila Kunis. Damn she's hot.

David Gandy is super hot!

I'll have to google him. I have no idea who that is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gracyann Barbosa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christina Hendricks is perfection, amazing figure pale skin red haired yasssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal woman

Curly long hair, big hanging breasts, pussy hair and aesthetic skin without dots, discolouration on the shoulders etc.

Yes i know i am different

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My ideal man?

...one who doesn't wipe his cock om my curtains!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My ideal man?

...one who doesn't wipe his cock om my curtains!

Get blinds? Or... we should invent curtain on a roll, but it's disposable, like a big sheet of bounty kitchen roll!

Sorted.

I totally missed confession today

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My ideal man?

...one who doesn't wipe his cock om my curtains!

Get blinds? Or... we should invent curtain on a roll, but it's disposable, like a big sheet of bounty kitchen roll!

Sorted.

I totally missed confession today

Kitchen roll disguised as curtains? Genius

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By *ain99Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Patrick Swazey arse im flexable about rest of body, tasty cock, be able to tune in a tv and put up the odd shelf, someone who does not take life to serious and likes a giggle.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too. "

Short...

Nope that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal woman....Nigella lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ideal woman

Curly long hair, big hanging breasts, pussy hair and aesthetic skin without dots, discolouration on the shoulders etc.

Yes i know i am different"

i got the long curly hair - fail at the other stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My ideal man - witty, sarcastic, dark hair, driven and able to put up with me. I think I've got that one covered.

My ideal woman? One who makes me laugh and want to feel her come on my face.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My perfect man? Oh I don't think he exists but.....

Height 5 8 and above after all I'm only small

Well stacked, big arms and shoulders.

I'm quite partial to stubble or a beard not a big bushy one though!

Nice eyes (colour not specific)

My perfect woman - Emilia Clarke

How stacked?

Oh yeah...pull the Angel face

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

So basically - not set looks for me! Just human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ideal woman

Curly long hair, big hanging breasts, pussy hair and aesthetic skin without dots, discolouration on the shoulders etc.

Yes i know i am different"

So basically, no freckles haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My ideal man - witty, sarcastic, dark hair, driven and able to put up with me. I think I've got that one covered.

My ideal woman? One who makes me laugh and want to feel her come on my face.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

Mother f*cker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal man I have. Ideal woman, I don't really have an ideal. Just nice and a good sense of humour. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

Mother f*cker"

I jest...

Can't polish a turd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

Mother f*cker

I jest...

Can't polish a turd. "

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over a year ago

"My perfect guy would be David Gandy. When I look at him I feel all mushy.

My perfect girlie is Mila Kunis. Damn she's hot.

David Gandy is super hot!

I'll have to google him. I have no idea who that is... "

Male model, advert for D&G Light Blue is occasionally shown on TV.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My ideal man - witty, sarcastic, dark hair, driven and able to put up with me. I think I've got that one covered.

My ideal woman? One who makes me laugh and want to feel her come on my face.

Yeah, you'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady who can articulate well, witty, doesn't get personally offended easily, (killer immediately in my book as it's then digging shit to climb out), can laugh at herself and has a Holywood figure... (out of my league with all the ripped guys on here).

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over a year ago

"My ideal man - witty, sarcastic, dark hair, driven and able to put up with me. I think I've got that one covered.

My ideal woman? One who makes me laugh and want to feel her come on my face.

Yeah, you'll do.

you'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, dark, geeky, big hands, big penis, funny, hairy chest. I dont ask for much!

Well I can do geeky ....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

Effort? that sounds like a bit of a chore, I'll remain a munter, far less work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to say tall, dark and big build.

I now say just anyone who treats me with respect and makes me laugh - a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to say tall, dark and big build.

I now say just anyone who treats me with respect and makes me laugh - a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to say tall, dark and big build.

I now say just anyone who treats me with respect and makes me laugh - a lot

May i ask are you ticklish

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over a year ago

"My ideal woman

Curly long hair, big hanging breasts, pussy hair and aesthetic skin without dots, discolouration on the shoulders etc.

Yes i know i am different

So basically, no freckles haha "

No... I like freckles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to say tall, dark and big build.

I now say just anyone who treats me with respect and makes me laugh - a lot

May i ask are you ticklish

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I don't have a set type, I often start to fancy someone after we've started chatting. They're often witty, sarcastic with rather a dry and dark sense of humour. However tall, well built with twinkly eyes and a cheeky smile are the physical ideal.

But for ease please just have a Jason Momoa wrapped and delivered to my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to say tall, dark and big build.

I now say just anyone who treats me with respect and makes me laugh - a lot

May i ask are you ticklish

Lol wanna hear a joke

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Your mum."

Jethro, seriously dude! I still to this day can't believe my dad put his penis in it.

He must have been pissed.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My ideal man - witty, sarcastic, dark hair, driven and able to put up with me. I think I've got that one covered.

My ideal woman? One who makes me laugh and want to feel her come on my face.

Yeah, you'll do.

Winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petite, pretty lady, with an innocent smile but eyes that say different. Quick witted with a good sense of humour and knows her own mind.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

Mother f*cker

I jest...

Can't polish a turd. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum.

Jethro, seriously dude! I still to this day can't believe my dad put his penis in it.

He must have been pissed."

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!"

Yes I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!"

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some one who is open friendly understanding with nice and a good sense of humour that does not only go for looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!"

Yeah, sadly you're 5 years late....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ideal man is currently Tom Burke as Athos. Although he'd have to be a bit more cheerful

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"In reality...

I don't have an ideal woman apart from Kat Von D, or Anna Kendrick. And noone comes close. Dream girls

If I had to choose...

I like short, pretty girls, ones that look quite innocent. I'm a sucker for nice eyes too.

Short...

Nope that's it

Im sure you could be pretty if you made an effort

Mother f*cker

I jest...

Can't polish a turd.

Many have tried and failed

I almost took a bleach bath once to get the sweetcorn off but alas, it's still there.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!

Yeah, sadly you're 5 years late....

Story of my life

If he wears a suit thats me very HAPPY

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!

Yes I am

Not married tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!

Yes I am

Not married tut tut

Probably not for much longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cross between Khal Drago and ErectJim

Except Khal Drago will have Hatter's hair and Jim's bum.

And the surplus chest hair of my last meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream woman...

Funny fiesty smart sassy....

With that fire in sapphire eyes...

A liking for the beach man caves and cooking what she can catch on a log fire...

Clothing optional

Too niche perhaps

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By *allypWoman
over a year ago

Bricket Wood

"Holly willybooby lol. Curves in all the right places with nice pair of boobs. Somebody who looks nice and innocent but is a raving lunatic in the bedroom lol. Love the girl next door look"

That'll be me then.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"My dream man would be 5ft 10 to 6ft 2 as I love to wear heels.

Dark hair dark eyes with so kissable lips

Smart sexy athelic into sport but not a body builder type not into that look at all.

About 39 to 49

Someone thats fun exciting and energetic doesnt take life to seriously whos very tactle.

Mwah

Are you lurking here!

Yes I am

Not married tut tut

Probably not for much longer

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My preference is a tall man with a great smile, lovely eyes with a naughty glint. Funny, warm, kind hearted

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