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"Forgive me Lisa But I'm tired and grumpy today And I'm already thinking of ways to piss people off at work to try and ruin their day I'm a bad man "How mean-spirited of you. Do your colleagues a favour...have a strong coffee and a wank before work. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sorry no naughtiness to confess , sadly  "That bottom of yours is a sin...bring it here for punishment.. | |||
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"Sorry no naughtiness to confess , sadly
That bottom of yours is a sin...bring it here for punishment.. "Oh heavens well if you insist  | |||
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"Sorry no naughtiness to confess , sadly
That bottom of yours is a sin...bring it here for punishment..
Oh heavens well if you insist "I do.. | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa But I'm tired and grumpy today And I'm already thinking of ways to piss people off at work to try and ruin their day I'm a bad man
How mean-spirited of you. Do your colleagues a favour...have a strong coffee and a wank before work.
Not forgiven "But but.... I'm too tired to have a wank and that's making me grumpy 
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"Forgive me please but I couldn't take my eyes off boobs of a lady at a bbq last night.." Such attention-seeking behaviour from her...so forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa But I'm tired and grumpy today And I'm already thinking of ways to piss people off at work to try and ruin their day I'm a bad man
How mean-spirited of you. Do your colleagues a favour...have a strong coffee and a wank before work.
Not forgiven
But but....
I'm too tired to have a wank and that's making me grumpy
It's a vicious circle "Try wanking in the shower...it is your duty to your colleagues | |||
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"Forgive me for the sin of Smugness.... On Tuesday morning I had invited a Couple who wanted a Greedy Girl session along with 4 males.....everyone turned up and gave the lady at the center of attention a very nice and messy time.... "Making new friends is good. Forgiven | |||
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"I went swimming the other day and was eyeing up an unsuspecting male swimmer XXX" Men's swimming trunks make it hard not to stare. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for i have not sinned and feel i am letting the side down "Absolutely you are. Carelessness is inexcusable. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa because i am consumed by wanting to fuck my neighbour's wife who is also my neighbour. Ifshe is my neughbour and she doesnt have a wife, who i covet, can i be forgiven" You cannot bargain your way into forgiveness. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for i have not sinned and feel i am letting the side down
Absolutely you are. Carelessness is inexcusable. Not forgiven "Lisa how do i atone for this terrible oversight? | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for i have not sinned and feel i am letting the side down
Absolutely you are. Carelessness is inexcusable. Not forgiven
Lisa how do i atone for this terrible oversight?"I am a nun, not a bloody agony aunt. I sugest you get yourself to a social. Join in the forums. Get laid. Not forgiven for being so insipid | |||
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"Forgive me lisa. I made myself a coffee this morning and forgot about outhers." You also forgot how to address me. Sister Lisa, you disrespectful little man. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sorry sister lisa. Now can i be forgiven. " When you have made the coffee | |||
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"Sister, I told my close friend I would abstain from self pleasure whilst she was away on holiday and have failed twice. 10 days was 6 too many and I couldn't resist, 6 days was the longest I'd gone without cumming in a very long time." Not forgiven, for such poor behaviour and deceiptfulness. | |||
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"Please forgive me sister Lisa but I nodded off last night for a hr on a night shift but in My defence the night bloke didn't turn up and I had already done a 8 hrs late shift and I had to cover it" Forgiven | |||
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"She knows, so may I have the last part scratched from the record?" Forgiven, for asking so politely | |||
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"I haven't cum for 15 days now, my balls are aching,i keep getting involuntary hard ons and may have to wank today but i have this thing about never wanking on a Sunday. Please forgive me for my impure thoughts" Why are you neglecting your testicular health? Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister Lemon drizzle cake for breakfast "Lemon...fruit...one of your 5-a-day. Forgive. | |||
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"Im awake super early for a sunday morning catch up with a fellow fabster!" Wholesome. Forgiven | |||
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"Sin free and I've had a very good sleep "Boring. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sin free and I've had a very good sleep
Boring. Not forgiven "Thank you  | |||
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"I'm awake too early for a Sunday I should still be in bed "Then go back to bed until you remember your manners. Address me as Sister Lisa when you talk to me. Not forgiven | |||
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"Good morning sister lisa can I please have my forgiveness in advance as I plan to do some very naughty things with my lover this afternoon as we have not been able to have any naughtiness since Thursday xx " Blah blah...forgiven | |||
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"Good morning sister lisa can I please have my forgiveness in advance as I plan to do some very naughty things with my lover this afternoon as we have not been able to have any naughtiness since Thursday xx Blah blah...forgiven "Thank you ever so much sister lisa. I will be unavailable after lunch lol | |||
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"Forgive me sister Lemon drizzle cake for breakfast
Lemon...fruit...one of your 5-a-day.
Forgive. "Ooh..... another slice it is then  | |||
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"Forgive me sister Lemon drizzle cake for breakfast
Lemon...fruit...one of your 5-a-day.
Forgive.
Ooh..... another slice it is then "Healthy living... | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for I have not sinned since May. " ...and you still have the nerve to call yourself a swinger? Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for I have not sinned since May. ...and you still have the nerve to call yourself a swinger? Not forgiven "I would never give myself such a label.  I'm sorry | |||
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"I'm awake too early for a Sunday I should still be in bed
Then go back to bed until you remember your manners. Address me as Sister Lisa when you talk to me.
Not forgiven "Ah sorry Sister Lisa can I get back out of the bed my night sins are done xx | |||
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"I'm awake too early for a Sunday I should still be in bed
Then go back to bed until you remember your manners. Address me as Sister Lisa when you talk to me.
Not forgiven
Ah sorry Sister Lisa can I get back out of the bed my night sins are done xx "Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Lisa for I have not sinned since May. ...and you still have the nerve to call yourself a swinger? Not forgiven
I would never give myself such a label. I'm sorry "It's not difficult. Find someone who posesses their own teeth. Fuck them. | |||
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"I just sprinkled extra nuts on my mini-bix, and I enjoyed every mouthful wantonly.." Nuts contain important minerals and whatnot. Forgiven | |||
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"lovely lisa - please forgive me i have just ignored a work call that woke me up - i have more than enough shifts next week and i need my day off "For resting...forgiven. For failing to address me correctly, i.e. Sister Lisa, not forgiven, and a spanking | |||
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"lovely lisa - please forgive me i have just ignored a work call that woke me up - i have more than enough shifts next week and i need my day off
For resting...forgiven.
For failing to address me correctly, i.e. Sister Lisa, not forgiven, and a spanking "sorry sister - spank me soon | |||
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"lovely lisa - please forgive me i have just ignored a work call that woke me up - i have more than enough shifts next week and i need my day off
For resting...forgiven.
For failing to address me correctly, i.e. Sister Lisa, not forgiven, and a spanking
sorry sister - spank me soon "You deserve it | |||
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"Forgive me sister I brought some sexy knickers for myself yesterday. It's the first time I've done it and feel very naughty about it " Nothing wrong with soft fabrics against the skin. Forgiven. | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I know not which way to turn, I harbour ever darker carnal thoughts about a lady, wanting to possess her for my very own and keep her in my special place where she will be pampered. "Not forgiven...you must share your toys | |||
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"I have made coffee and breakfast in bed. Now sister can i be forgiven. Before the outhers steel my food. "Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Sister Lisa for I have sinned... it had been two days since a post on the smilers thread.... "Life can be very busy. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister for I have sinned. Been having very dirty phone chats with a kinky lady & sending each other naughty pics in inappropriate places e.g.whilst at the office, outside washing the car, shopping in Tesco mmmm! "Your employers pay you to work..not waste time. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Sister Lisa. It's been so long since I fucked that I've convinced myself I'll be rubbish when (if) I do." Not forgiven for being so lazy | |||
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"I've just eaten cheesecake for breakfast " Cheesecake...has milk, and a carbohydrate base. Not too different from cereal with milk. Forgiven | |||
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"Please forgive me Sister Lisa, I've been having impure thoughts about your raspberry "Understandable. Forgiven | |||
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"I've just eaten cheesecake for breakfast " bought one or homemade  | |||
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"Forgive me Sister Lisa. It's been so long since I fucked that I've convinced myself I'll be rubbish when (if) I do. Not forgiven for being so lazy "It's not laziness, I've been trying. It's ugliness and stupidity that's the problem. | |||
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i drained him of his jungle juice | |||
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"I keep touching myself "Not forgiven...for being so boring. Touching someone else would be better for you. I can help you with this...take one for the team... | |||
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"Sorry sister. I need forgivness for my sins again. I ate all the food before anybody else got up. Lazy lot." Greedy...not forgiven | |||
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"I keep touching myself
Not forgiven...for being so boring. Touching someone else would be better for you. I can help you with this...take one for the team... "I need someone to come play then | |||
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"I've just eaten cheesecake for breakfast bought one or homemade "Given for free! | |||
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"Forgive me Sister Lisa. It's been so long since I fucked that I've convinced myself I'll be rubbish when (if) I do. Not forgiven for being so lazy
It's not laziness, I've been trying. It's ugliness and stupidity that's the problem."Stop this. | |||
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"Please forgive my sins, I wanked my husband off in the back of a mini bus last night during a night out, took his load in my mouth and then we went and met our friends. One of my female friends kissed me on the lips when we caught up with them, little did she know where they had been just a few minutes earlier. "Couple together-time is important. Forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me lisa for i have sinned,that poor man last night didnt stand a chance i drained him of his jungle juice "I'm sure he didn't complain. Forgiven | |||
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"I've just eaten cheesecake for breakfast bought one or homemade
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"Good morning once again Sister Lisa Thank you once again for considering my sins and reflecting upon if I'm worthy of forgiveness x After not forgiving my indiscretions last week that spurred me on to be extremely good this week x On Monday I went on a dinner date - normally after would have been a spank and a wank but instead I bought her a bottle of wine and took her home respectfully dropping her of at her door and leaving x On Wednesday I finished work early and to keep fit walked across the town to meet a female friend to listen to her moan about her insensitive boyfriend - no carnal pleasures occurred during this meeting x On Friday I took some flexi time and had the intention to meet someone ( anyone) inappropriate off Fab - although lots of people were listed as wanting to meet - no one caught my attention and I resisted the advances of a clear time waster who wanted me to send pictures but wouldn't commit to a time and place or phone number x Yesterday my F/b was back at the hair dressers she is in the process of going shiny blond from red - after her visit to the salon she now is a near platinum princess - she looked so lush I took her straight out for afternoon drinks x We ended up home at her place where I admit I couldn't keep my hands off her x I woke up this morning to the most wonderful blow job x In return I've made her a cuppa and I'm now about to cook breakfast wearing only her knickers Have I done enough this week to attain salvation xxx?" My, my...you have been a busy girl this week. You have redeemed yourself...so you are forgiven | |||
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"Sis Lisa, You know all my sins since last Sunday, do I have any chance of forgiveness? "You need to personaly beg for forgiveness | |||
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"Sis Lisa, You know all my sins since last Sunday, do I have any chance of forgiveness?
You need to personaly beg for forgiveness "Just waiting for September to come by.. | |||
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"Sis Lisa, You know all my sins since last Sunday, do I have any chance of forgiveness?
You need to personaly beg for forgiveness
Just waiting for September to come by.. "By which time, you will have more to confess... | |||
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"Sis Lisa, You know all my sins since last Sunday, do I have any chance of forgiveness?
You need to personaly beg for forgiveness
Just waiting for September to come by..
By which time, you will have more to confess... "Saves everyone's time. I will confess in one go. | |||
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"Sis Lisa, You know all my sins since last Sunday, do I have any chance of forgiveness?
You need to personaly beg for forgiveness
Just waiting for September to come by..
By which time, you will have more to confess...
Saves everyone's time. I will confess in one go. "..then you will have a big load to get rid of | |||
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"Sis Lisa, You know all my sins since last Sunday, do I have any chance of forgiveness?
You need to personaly beg for forgiveness
Just waiting for September to come by..
By which time, you will have more to confess...
Saves everyone's time. I will confess in one go.
..then you will have a big load to get rid of "I love to get all my loads out ...hmmmm | |||
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"Have I missed my opportunity to confess today x?" Sister Lisa is on her holiday. When she comes back she got loads of things to listen to. U better start to write down ur sins in ur diary, we don't want to miss any of our sins and end up in hell.. | |||
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