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Cheesiest chat up line...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay..

First of all this is my first post and I figured I could make it a learning experience as well... I have travelled far and wide and heard many rubbish chat up lines. Lately I've noticed the ladies are wanting us guys to actually string a sentence together properly and convey our intentions in increasingly more creative ways. So to this end I thought I could start a thread with some of our choicest opening lines.. And I'll go first, but be warned the chat up line I am about to share has a 100% track record (not by me sadly) and must be used sparingly

"Hi there, I would gladly drag my balls over 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart, long distance over the phone"

Say that with a straight face and your in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Okay..

First of all this is my first post and I figured I could make it a learning experience as well... I have travelled far and wide and heard many rubbish chat up lines. Lately I've noticed the ladies are wanting us guys to actually string a sentence together properly and convey our intentions in increasingly more creative ways. So to this end I thought I could start a thread with some of our choicest opening lines.. And I'll go first, but be warned the chat up line I am about to share has a 100% track record (not by me sadly) and must be used sparingly

"Hi there, I would gladly drag my balls over 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart, long distance over the phone"

Say that with a straight face and your in...

"

If you'd said "you're in" I'd have fallen for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your knickers made of a mirror? Cos I can see myself in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine successfully used the line:

You have the whitest teeth I'll ever cum across.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Every single chat up line I have ever heard was cheesy.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines"

Brannigans law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines

Brannigans law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast "

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, i won't tell you the one that has worked 99% of the time for me but how about the worst of the worst - grab your coat babe you've pulled.

I mean did anyone ever.? LOL

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

From the Zapp Brannigan Book Of Pick-Up Lines

Brannigans law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"

The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I find cheeky rather than cheesy works much better.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I don't know either but hopefully it's enough to break the ice........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol.. I also like "As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it's a needle, but it goes like a sewing machine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure it's a needle, but it goes like a sewing machine! "

Lol..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, mind if I dunk my biscuit into your tea?

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

If i said you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay..

First of all this is my first post and I figured I could make it a learning experience as well... I have travelled far and wide and heard many rubbish chat up lines. Lately I've noticed the ladies are wanting us guys to actually string a sentence together properly and convey our intentions in increasingly more creative ways. So to this end I thought I could start a thread with some of our choicest opening lines.. And I'll go first, but be warned the chat up line I am about to share has a 100% track record (not by me sadly) and must be used sparingly

"Hi there, I would gladly drag my balls over 3 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart, long distance over the phone"

Say that with a straight face and your in...

If you'd said "you're in" I'd have fallen for it "

I love being a spelling/grammar nazi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol... Oh no!!! I was caught up in the moment... And it was late.. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse'....

Actually used by a friend when we were out at a club, ordinary club. Worked too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look radiant like a radiator!

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