FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the Baddest Mofo in the Animal Kingdom

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

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over a year ago

Hippos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hippos!"

nice try but not furry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hippos!

nice try but not furry?"

aggressive tho, apparently they kill more human per year than any other aminal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hippos!"

Reginald Perrin had one for a mother inlaw! They can't be that kick ass cos they sleep in bed with a duck in the silent night beds

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

honey ants (but would need to invent a shrink and grow ray, so it was a fair test and all creatures are same size ofc) little buggers are nasty as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?"

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"honey ants (but would need to invent a shrink and grow ray, so it was a fair test and all creatures are same size ofc) little buggers are nasty as hell."

Are them he ones that noshed on john wane in that cowboy film where he was buried up to his neck by them indians?

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

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"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there"

other than cats and monkeys, who also kill for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

An i going to be ill if i do? I was going to go for a KFC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there

other than cats and monkeys, who also kill for pleasure"

really? ive never seen a cat kill another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

An i going to be ill if i do? I was going to go for a KFC? "

nah just dont choke on a chicken bone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there

other than cats and monkeys, who also kill for pleasure

really? ive never seen a cat kill another one

I think he was on about the big cats lions and tigers they are pretty though

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over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

Hahaha poor frog!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

An i going to be ill if i do? I was going to go for a KFC?

Going to goggle before my hotwings

nah just dont choke on a chicken bone lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

Hahaha poor frog!"

Thats really bad! They filmed and didn't rescue the frog. Did the monkey get warts on his cock from it?

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over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

Hahaha poor frog!

Thats really bad! They filmed and didn't rescue the frog. Did the monkey get warts on his cock from it?"

Would you have gone into that cage to get the frog off the chimps cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

Hahaha poor frog!

Thats really bad! They filmed and didn't rescue the frog. Did the monkey get warts on his cock from it?"

i dont think they let customers just nip into the chimp enclosure to rescue frogs at zoos lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

Hahaha poor frog!

Thats really bad! They filmed and didn't rescue the frog. Did the monkey get warts on his cock from it?

i dont think they let customers just nip into the chimp enclosure to rescue frogs at zoos lol"

They could have used a very very very long stick to rescue it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chimpanzee are deffo not ones to be messed with

You have to watch them! They wank in the zoo and fling it at you!

google chimpanzee rapes frog

Hahaha poor frog!

Thats really bad! They filmed and didn't rescue the frog. Did the monkey get warts on his cock from it?

Would you have gone into that cage to get the frog off the chimps cock?"

NO i saw what to did to the frog!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there

other than cats and monkeys, who also kill for pleasure

really? ive never seen a cat kill another one

Oi ay sin a Yam Yam win a footay.... Doe say it doe appurn...;-)

...sides which the pubic louse is the badest mofo covered in fur...

;-)

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Kung Foo Panda or Mighty Mouse.

Love to see that match up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kung Foo Panda or Mighty Mouse.

Love to see that match up!

Poo was a kick ass pander but he is a cartoon and not real. Well i don't think he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?

Actually most animals will only attack if you wonder into their territory and they feel threatened, or if they are hungry and see you as food

we are the only aminals that kill other species and sometimes our own for 'fun' so id say we pretty high up there

other than cats and monkeys, who also kill for pleasure

really? ive never seen a cat kill another one

Oi ay sin a Yam Yam win a footay.... Doe say it doe appurn...;-)

...sides which the pubic louse is the badest mofo covered in fur...

;-)"

Public what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is gonna judge the baddest?

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Inland Taipan!

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Salt Water Crocodile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salt Water Crocodile!"

Is it furry?

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Salt Water Crocodile!

Is it furry?

Is a bull elephant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salt Water Crocodile!

Is it furry?

Is a bull elephant?

They have hairy bollocks

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I now know the hardest in the animal kingdom.

Chuck Norris!

Close thread now please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I now know the hardest in the animal kingdom.

Chuck Norris!

Close thread now please.

He was a really hairy fucker! well hard and a ginner too i like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....sides which the pubic louse is the badest mofo covered in fur...

;-)

Public what?

Public house on a Friday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat is pure evil at the min ... we have fallen out it took a huge dump in my frigging bed !

hes been playing up since my other cat had kittens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....sides which the pubic louse is the badest mofo covered in fur...

;-)

Public what?

Public house on a Friday night.

We have a guy called Donk that comes into the Squirrel & Hemroid, he is well hard cos he eats the peanuts at the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....sides which the pubic louse is the badest mofo covered in fur...

;-)

Public what?

Public house on a Friday night.

We have a guy called Donk that comes into the Squirrel & Hemroid, he is well hard cos he eats the peanuts at the bar.

Why does he call you Donk?

Dunno... He aww he awways does...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....sides which the pubic louse is the badest mofo covered in fur...

;-)

Public what?

Public house on a Friday night.

We have a guy called Donk that comes into the Squirrel & Hemroid, he is well hard cos he eats the peanuts at the bar.

Why does he call you Donk?

Dunno... He aww he awways does...;-)"

Noooooooo he is called donk after the guy in crocodile dundee

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Don't need a gun, I've got a Donk!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh... Handsome and intelligent... Like me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Don't need a gun, I've got a Donk!"

Thats about it and the landlord once said that when trouble was brewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my cat is pure evil at the min ... we have fallen out it took a huge dump in my frigging bed !

hes been playing up since my other cat had kittens

Awww.... But still... Nothing worse than pussy problems at bedtime...;-)

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Big cats are dangerous......but a little pussy never harmed anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reticulated pythons, perhaps?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Am i the first to nominate furry ex-wives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be the Polar Bear.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You are all wrong it is the 'Simia troglodytes funkus'.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous"

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

It's always best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

Beavers have big teeth and can cut down trees but a polar bear would eat one in minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

It's always best "

I know my place (and an avid survivalist).

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

Beavers have big teeth and can cut down trees but a polar bear would eat one in minutes

Polar Bears never eat trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

Beavers have big teeth and can cut down trees but a polar bear would eat one in minutes

Trust me, beavers have reduced far more men to rags than polar bears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

Beavers have big teeth and can cut down trees but a polar bear would eat one in minutes

Polar Bears never eat trees."

Polar bears would give some the beavers I`ve cum across a "wide berth".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wildly unpredictable Preus Menstruous

I was about to add "Beaver", but I shall now conceed.

Beavers have big teeth and can cut down trees but a polar bear would eat one in minutes

Polar Bears never eat trees."

No the beaver! The polar bear would eat the beaver! It wouldn't even be a main meal for it just a starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a funnel webbed spider count as furry?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Would a funnel webbed spider count as furry?"

No they wouldn't be furry, they would funny. What kind of spider makes giant dunce hats for webs. Losers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were to go with what's the most dangerous to humans and still furry the polar bear would be up there.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I was thinking Grizzly Bear but thought a Bull Elephant with tusks would beat it. Then mi thought them there Honey Badgers are real mean mofos! Anybody know which fury kicks ass best?"
got to be pussy, they can make most things go weak at the knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard the hardest thing is an elephant with a harn on lol!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Crabs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously its one of those really aggressive looking bulldogs... the type we've all seen that appears so menacingly angry that it could lick shit off a thistle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans are with out a doult the most dangerous animal on the planet no other creature even comes close to us .....ecept chimps which are our nearest living relatives....but there pussy cats compared to us ..we kill for fun pleasure hate land money we will destroy anything we fear actively hunt creatures that can harm us to extinction and share only with our own kind

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Lollipop lady on the A650 can be a nasty old bugger at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollipop lady on the A650 can be a nasty old bugger at times. "

Fuk-sake,,,, imagine if the A650 Lollipop lady owned an angry Bulldog too..... OMG everyone,,,quick....run for your lives...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Can you imagine the A650 hirsute lollipop lady singing the Beatles?

"You'd better run for your life if you can little girl, hey bulldog."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lollypop ladies have to be herd with them school kids but i haven't seen a furry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mosketoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honeybadgers ...they are feirce we fucks...fight to the death....seen them fighting lions ffs lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"honeybadgers ...they are feirce we fucks...fight to the death....seen them fighting lions ffs lol!"

fierce*

and wee fucks*

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Silverback Gorilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosquitos are believed to have been contributory to the deaths of more human beings than all other animals put together !!

Go figure eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silverback Gorilla "

Awww.... BB aint all THAT dangerous...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Silverback Gorilla

Awww.... BB aint all THAT dangerous...

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Oi!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silverback Gorilla

Awww.... BB aint all THAT dangerous...

Oi!!!

;-)

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

That little Amazonian Candiru fish that swims up your Urethra and opens up it's spines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippo's or is it buffalos that kill more people?

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs

"Hippo's or is it buffalos that kill more people?"

Hippo's in Africa apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosquito, if it ain't been mentioned already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my soon to be exwife, god she's nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man kind without a doubt.

We are the most evil minded bastards on the planet as an ex soldier I can vouch for that first hand.

No animal would do the things I've seen people do to each other over the most ridiculous things.

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