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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nutballs Hang LowerIf you have seen your man’s testicles, you will know that they hang lower than most would deem an ordinary level. There is, actually, an exact science behind why that is.

First of all, the testicles have a sort of built in thermostat, which needs to be kept at a certain temperature in order to allow for sperm growth.

This temperature is generally a couple of degrees lower than the average body temperature. When the temperature turns cold enough, the coconuts hang higher up the tree and snuggle close to the body.

As the temperatures rise down there, the boys go down below to acclimatize. Many women are often confused about the changing positions of the testicles, and now you know why that happens.

Testicles Do More Than Making Babies

You already know that sperm is produced within the testicles. And, quite a lot of it too—around 100 million per release. The testicles are also important for the generation of testosterone within a man’s body. Depending upon the level of production of testosterone within a man’s body, numerous characteristics of a man’s body are affected such as the muscle mass, the amount of facial hair and more importantly, the behavior of the man.

Incongruous behavior, such as passing hurtful comments, acting rudely or behaving in a rough manner is all due to the level of testosterone in a man’s body.

Take a Peek at His Testicles to Know When He’ll Orgasm

We bet many of you did not know that. Did you know that you can easily tell when your man is about to orgasm just by taking a peek at his testicles? Just before ejaculation, the testicles tend to become elevated and right when it happens, the testicles actually make direct contact with the body.

direct contact with the bodyThere are studies which have shown that in around a very large majority of men, 85 percent to be exact, the right testicle tends to rise before the left one and makes first contact.

It is proven that at the very least, partial elevation has to take place, otherwise the beast will not roar, if you know what I mean.

Testicles Double in Size During Sexual Intercourse

If the sex is good enough, then your man’s love balls are likely to increase in size by as much as 50 percent during intercourse and before orgasm. The balls are filled with blood because of the heightened state of arousal, which results in a significant increase in their size. While you might not have noticed it, and are unlikely to notice it, unless you are actually paying attention.

However, it is something that you might like to keep in mind the next time you are about to get onboard the love train.

What Happens Down There?

What Happens Down ThereWhile it might seem simple down there, there’s actually quite a lot of stuff on going in the sack. Inside the scrotum, there are the two balls, or the testicles as they are known. These are usually the shape of a large-sized olive.

Right at the back of each of the two testicles lies the epididymis: this is a coiled tube. The main purpose of it is to collect and then store the sperm until a man ejaculates.

The coiled tube transports the sperm to the shaft when the man decides to rub one out. What a complex system for somebody who doesn’t even remember to put the toilet seat down.

Take It Easy Lassies: His Balls are Vulnerable

One direct hit down there and his avocados will turn in to guacamole. Why does that happen? Well, let’s break it down for you. Testicles, first of all, do not have the protection of bones and muscles – something that is afforded to virtually most of the other organs in a man’s body. This is the reason why they are so, for lack of a better word, vulnerable. Squeeze them hard enough for a prolonged period of time and the man will black out. Strike them hard enough and his baby making factory is likely to close down forever.

While they do like a lot of attention during phases of heightened arousal, make sure you handle the family jewels with a lot of care. This is because if you want to create a family, you need to give a chance for the seeds to actually spread. While God didn’t give men down here a “Fragile” sign plastered on his penis, there are more than enough signs to easily understand that the balls aren’t something you joke or juggle around with.

What Happens When Men Get Kicked in the Nutballs?

Kicked in the NutballsEver wondered why men hold on to their stomachs when they are kicked in the nutballs? While women have the same amount of nerve endings between their legs as compared to men, the pain receptors in men are much higher in number.

The nerve endings of the testicles are however, connected to the stomach. Hence the reason why, when men are kicked in the groin, they end up rolling in the ground while holding their stomachs in exasperation.

We don’t think we need to say this, but since mankind has been hitting new lows of stupidity as of late, we will just put it out there: Don’t try this at home.

Blue Balls: Are They Real?

When a man tells you that you have given him a case of blue balls, your first reaction is to shrug and forget his words. What a bunch of bull, right? Wrong. When a man remains aroused for a considerable period of time, his body can likely get cramps due to the buildup of fluids inside.

The unpleasantness that persists within can actually result in a bluish tint on the outside, as the blood vessels in the testicles become enlarged. An orgasm will help in relieving the pain. However, the same effects could be achieved with a cold shower. So, the next time your man complains about a case of blue balls, give him a towel

They Aren’t a Team

mismatched breastsWhile the whole body is symmetrical, the testicles aren’t. If you have looked at them closely, you will see that one of the testicles will hang slightly lower than the other. Interestingly enough, the left one is usually larger than the other, and hangs lower than the scrotum.

The case is similar with women. Most women have mismatched breasts, with one being slightly larger the other and the labia are also similar. So what’s the secret here? Well, did you know the reason why one of the testicles hangs lower than the other?

The primary reason for that is so that the testicles don’t graze against each other and cause damage to each other. That is why they never remain at the same level.

One is Enough to Make Babies

Hitler had one testicle and we have all made fun of that, though we can’t understand how we figured that out in the first place. The reality is, it did not physically impair him at all.

If you have one healthy testicle, it is enough to produce enough sperm to fertilize a female’s eggs. Not only that, one testicle is also enough to produce enough testosterone to get on your nerves.

Additional Tip: Scratching Them Gives Enormous Pleasure

Men usually get a mini-orgasm when they scratch their balls. Besides, if you learn how to do it for them there could not be anything better for your man.

NexusPheromonesJust gently scratch the part where the shaft connects to the ball sack, and make the skin of each ball rub against each other with your fingers. It will take a bit of time for you to get the art of scratching his balls. However, once you get it, there will be nothing more relieving your man.

These are a few of the most amazing things about testicles that most women don’t know, but should. There are a bunch of other things that exist about testicles, but unless you are a biology nut, those facts are irrelevant.

The good thing about nuts is that there are a number of things you can do with them in order to really make your man dance. And, they can be an immense source of pain if manhandled. Besides, the testicles could prove to be an immense source of pleasure for the man when done correctly.

We are sure you are amazed to know about these interesting facts about nutballs. However, we have something more to tell you. Here we are referring to wonderful effects of pheromones. You must have wondered how a few ‘jerks’ are always surrounded by hot women. Well, let’s tell you: it’s all because of the sexual pheromones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always good to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck me thats wayyyyyyy to long,big respect if you read all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always good to know"

Always suck the balls jo,us men love it.......fancy suckin mine? Im on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me thats wayyyyyyy to long,big respect if you read all that"

To be fair i skimmed through it

But still reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always good to know

Always suck the balls jo,us men love it.......fancy suckin mine? Im on my way "

That's always the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratching them ....i didn't know that

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By *ewkyocoupleCouple
over a year ago

stanley

I can raise and lower mine at will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read most of it, whilst vending off two annoying dogs. I'm often licking my man's balls as he wanks, and they do get tighter against his body, now you come to mention it.

Can you do a "How a man orgasms" next please. I started reading about it, after questioning how long the prostate takes to refill after an orgasm, and found it very interesting.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Forgot to point out the testicles alternate which is closer to the body.

Temperature can effect how fetile they are, it can also effect the sex of the baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get kicked in them it hurts. No other facts are of relevence at that moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My balls have a life of there own,the move about by themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, blue balls, very uncomfortable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scrotum,when viewed closely,does have an uncanny similarity to a brain.

There must be a reason for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I bet that took some balls to post dash.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

what the fuck is all this bollox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always very careful when playing with testicles. I worry about them twisting and getting stuck.

I've just remembered a man, who happened to be a doctor, wanting me to squeeze his really hard. It made me shudder and cringe, and I couldn't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew all about this. Genuine now, I've said loads of times on here how I like to hold guys testicles in the palm of my hand and watch them closely as they move slightly to adjust to the temperature of my hand. Fascinating things.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Did you post the source op, for copyright © reasons?

Another point is that when you guys cum, most of the fluid volume is not produced in your scrotum but inside of your body. I've written about that before, when guys ask how to increase their load volume.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do your balls hang low

Can you tie them in a bow

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Testicle's are eaten in various parts of the world. Lebanese people for eg eat sheep Bollocks. Also known as 'sweat breads'.

Sam Hamman was from The Lebanon and used to be our (cardiff city's) chairman and owner.

He signed a player by the name of Spencer Prior and in his contract was the player having to eat these upon his arrival on his first day at the club.

Chelsea for eg make you sing a song for your initiation but have always done things a little different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tl;dr bollocks are great.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Great thread, OP.

I would also urge men to check their testicles regularly for unusual lumps...a possible sign of testicular cancer. Can be treated, if caught early enough.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Hmmm ... despite having the concept explained to me before, I remain sceptical about how dreadful the debilitating effects of 'blue balls' really are. More often emotional black-mail me thinks

If you *really* want to see genuine blue balls Google image the testicles of l'hoest, vervet or De Brazza's monkeys!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Hmmm ... despite having the concept explained to me before, I remain sceptical about how dreadful the debilitating effects of 'blue balls' really are. More often emotional black-mail me thinks

If you *really* want to see genuine blue balls Google image the testicles of l'hoest, vervet or De Brazza's monkeys! "

Really, just don't look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me thats wayyyyyyy to long,big respect if you read all that"

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you post the source op, for copyright © reasons?

Another point is that when you guys cum, most of the fluid volume is not produced in your scrotum but inside of your body. I've written about that before, when guys ask how to increase their load volume. "

That's what I was reading about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The testicles generally do not like blunt force trauma... Something I managed to remind myself of earlier today

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"The scrotum,when viewed closely,does have an uncanny similarity to a brain.

There must be a reason for this."

I will have to keep that in mind next time I am up close and personal to someone's balls.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Hmmm ... despite having the concept explained to me before, I remain sceptical about how dreadful the debilitating effects of 'blue balls' really are. More often emotional black-mail me thinks

If you *really* want to see genuine blue balls Google image the testicles of l'hoest, vervet or De Brazza's monkeys! "

If it's bad, they can have a wank in the ambulance to hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm ... despite having the concept explained to me before, I remain sceptical about how dreadful the debilitating effects of 'blue balls' really are. More often emotional black-mail me thinks

If you *really* want to see genuine blue balls Google image the testicles of l'hoest, vervet or De Brazza's monkeys!

If it's bad, they can have a wank in the ambulance to hospital "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm ... despite having the concept explained to me before, I remain sceptical about how dreadful the debilitating effects of 'blue balls' really are. More often emotional black-mail me thinks

If you *really* want to see genuine blue balls Google image the testicles of l'hoest, vervet or De Brazza's monkeys! "

Not at all. I once had a social meet that went no further than some heavy snogging where we both got very aroused but didn't go any further. On the drive home the cramps got seriously painful such that when I got home I could hardly stand. It's also happened to me just thinking dirty thoughts, not so bad fortunately but still very uncomfortable. I wish I'd known about the cold shower cure before, but it's not so convenient if you're out and about Whenever I've had it, it hasn't been in the presence of a lady who might help me out..

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By *wizzlenipsMan
over a year ago

Newport

I gave up when I read

"Testicles Double in Size During Sexual Intercourse

If the sex is good enough, then your man’s love balls are likely to increase in size by as much as 50 percent"

Maths for Dummies methinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

New info as been presented to me hence the thread bump

The dartos muscle:

In the scrotum, it consists mostly of smooth muscle. The tone of this smooth muscle is responsible for the wrinkled (rugose) appearance of the scrotum. 66. In females, the same muscle fibers are less well developed and termed dartos muliebris, lying beneath the skin of the labia majora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The scrotum,when viewed closely,does have an uncanny similarity to a brain.

There must be a reason for this.

I will have to keep that in mind next time I am up close and personal to someone's balls."

You can't lick a brain

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Lots of information, but it doesn't tell us how many is the usual number to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The scrotum,when viewed closely,does have an uncanny similarity to a brain.

There must be a reason for this.

I will have to keep that in mind next time I am up close and personal to someone's balls.

You can't lick a brain "

You can if she ask's nicely

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What a load of balls. Lol

Just kidding. I read the whole thing. Interesting reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The scrotum,when viewed closely,does have an uncanny similarity to a brain.

There must be a reason for this.

I will have to keep that in mind next time I am up close and personal to someone's balls.

You can't lick a brain

You can if she ask's nicely "

I'm not just any old brain. I'm The Brain

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The scrotum,when viewed closely,does have an uncanny similarity to a brain.

There must be a reason for this.

I will have to keep that in mind next time I am up close and personal to someone's balls.

You can't lick a brain

You can if she ask's nicely

I'm not just any old brain. I'm The Brain "

I always thought you were called Brian??

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