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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a man called Mctavish

Who had a sexual relationship with a radish

He'd sing in a ballad

Of his love of a good salad

But we all thought it all rather faddish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Looe

Her fella was in on it too

They'd meet couple or single

In clubs loved to mingle

But wouldn't tolerate piss, pain or poo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman from occer Hill

Used dynamite sticks for a thrill

They found her vagina in North carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

There was a young virgin from Wick

Who said to her Mom, what's a prick.

She said it's like a piece of gristle you stick up your piss hole, and waggle it round till its sick.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple I knew from North Hants

Were fantastic company, great bants

You'd indulge in their wishes

Even doing their dishes

For the chance to get into her pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to the fabbers posting on this thread,

some of you I wish were dead,

you've no place here u aint a swinger,

in fact yer a horrid collective minger,

I need shot of this place really soon,

tired of sending mails like mills and boone,

the site needs updated as its utter tripe,

from user no longer on site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to the fabbers posting on this thread,

some of you I wish were dead,

you've no place here u aint a swinger,

in fact yer a horrid collective minger,

I need shot of this place really soon,

tired of sending mails like mills and boone,

the site needs updated as its utter tripe,

from user no longer on site."

But you're still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Australia, who painted him arse like a dahlia

A pound a smell was all very well, but a fiver a lick was a failure

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

There was a young lady from Thrace,

Whose corsets they just wouldn't lace.

Her mother said Nelly,

There's more in your belly,

Than ever went in through your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to the fabbers posting on this thread,

some of you I wish were dead,

you've no place here u aint a swinger,

in fact yer a horrid collective minger,

I need shot of this place really soon,

tired of sending mails like mills and boone,

the site needs updated as its utter tripe,

from user no longer on site.

But you're still here "

I'm still here to get messages to stay,

Dont think you are making me sway,

the cunts on here are like burst pipes,

tired of constant single men swipes,

enough of this shit yer all twats,

Go fuck yersel ladies n chaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had to edit that lol

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

On fab there's a girl with a van,

Who goes bareback whenever she can.

But when she's expecting,

Toilet cleaner she's injecting,

And fucker goes straight down the pan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to the fabbers posting on this thread,

some of you I wish were dead,

you've no place here u aint a swinger,

in fact yer a horrid collective minger,

I need shot of this place really soon,

tired of sending mails like mills and boone,

the site needs updated as its utter tripe,

from user no longer on site.

But you're still here

I'm still here to get messages to stay,

Dont think you are making me sway,

the cunts on here are like burst pipes,

tired of constant single men swipes,

enough of this shit yer all twats,

Go fuck yersel ladies n chaps."

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

There was a young lady named Stella,

Had sex with horny young fellah,

Come sunshine or rain,

She'd do it again,

Under fabs protective umbrella.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

A dominatrix whose bo was rank,

Said it's fab I really must thank,

For desperate blokes,

In need of my strokes,

Can't smell a scam to be frank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A thousand single men did whine

What's up with this profile of mine?

I'd thought you'd all flock

For a suck of my cock

I'm off, this is a waste of my time!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A thousand single men did whine

What's up with this profile of mine?

I'd thought you'd all flock

For a suck of my cock

I'm off, this is a waste of my time!.

"

another couple showing superiority,

we are beings with feelings and hearts,

not our fault yer wives have smelly fanny farts,

time to rise up single men we are not a commodity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are a professional pair

And if we meet no one we don't care

We seek only perfection

And give all rejection

Coz no one is good as us we swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are a professional pair

And if we meet no one we don't care

We seek only perfection

And give all rejection

Coz no one is good as us we swear. "

professional har har like we care,

you drive a shitty car,

with yer perfect lives,

you trophy yer wives,

leaving most of us in despair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need new limerick training lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need new limerick training lol"

A guy who hailed from Cumbernauld

Needed Limerick training it's told

He'd tear his hair out each time

In exasperation, trying to rhyme

And now, he's frankly, quite bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need new limerick training lol

A guy who hailed from Cumbernauld

Needed Limerick training it's told

He'd tear his hair out each time

In exasperation, trying to rhyme

And now, he's frankly, quite bald.

"

naturistdou dost take aplomb,

to my sweet cumbernauld song,

I'm perving their pics,

seeing what clicks,

hoping to see the hot Mrs thong

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A photographer who claimed he was keen

Wouldn't stop venting his spleen

He kept writing ditties

About cunts bums and titties

Why can't he keep verses clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a community called Fab

Many single men thought it was drab

For couples and females

Inbox full of emails

The best of which end with a grab

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