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By *sandhim OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

ID Jelly extra thick is my favourite. Not cheap but really good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link."

I find Hobgoblin to be an excellent lubricant.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link.

I find Hobgoblin to be an excellent lubricant. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link.

I find Hobgoblin to be an excellent lubricant. "

I'm quite partial to Elvis Juice myself It certainly aids lubrication

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link."

A "brown" ale is probably best

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've cooked with Guiness but I'd never dream you could do that with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link.

I find Hobgoblin to be an excellent lubricant.

I'm quite partial to Elvis Juice myself It certainly aids lubrication "

ahhhh but is satisfaction guaranteed xx

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By *sandhim OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

For the alcoholics answering I'm partial to real ale lol

seriously I mentioned to writ anal lube so let's get serious unless you enjoy my pain pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the alcoholics answering I'm partial to real ale lol

seriously I mentioned to writ anal lube so let's get serious unless you enjoy my pain pmsl"

I think we can run with the beer jokes for a bit longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the alcoholics answering I'm partial to real ale lol

seriously I mentioned to writ anal lube so let's get serious unless you enjoy my pain pmsl

I think we can run with the beer jokes for a bit longer. "

Bishop's Finger anyone?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Met for the 1st time in 9 years last night and was not dissapointed with the cock being forced up my arse. As this was vertu ally last minute we picked up some lube from the local supermarket. What a mistake. It was like water and had the lubrication quality of rough grade sandpaper.

You guys and girls who like an ale what have you found to be the best brand..? If you can't name the brand on here pm us or put a link."

Can you PM me? Can't PM you due to your filters

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