FabSwingers.com forum: Big Fat Lie Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... c/f from the baby I can drive your car thread....

So after I had this life saving hip replacement operation I mentioned in the other thread.... I climbed mount kilimanjaro wearing only a mink bikini with no oxygen. I bet you have never done anything like that before.....

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I once leapt out of an airplane over the pacific ocean, free fell for 7,000 feet then landed safely on the deck of a nuclear submarine....and it hadn't even surfaced!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can't really see why your bikini would need oxygen.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i just feel so bad i dumped george cloney when i found out he only had a small cock... but i do have to thank him for introdcing me to brad and jennifer who were well into the swinger scene before they split up..

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Can't really see why your bikini would need oxygen. "

The mink was still alive and wearing the pelt....can't let the thing suffer!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I read true and sensible posts in fabswingers lounge forum every day.

And not a clique in sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You invented tippex didn't you?

Correct me If I'm wrong....

bum tish

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So after I had this life saving hip replacement operation I mentioned in the other thread.... I climbed mount kilimanjaro wearing only a mink bikini with no oxygen. ."

I know I was with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had sex once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't really see why your bikini would need oxygen. "

It didnt after the lung transplant which we carried out on the kitchen table during an episode of Casualty using only chopsticks and a rubber spatula.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had sex once "

hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So after I had this life saving hip replacement operation I mentioned in the other thread.... I climbed mount kilimanjaro wearing only a mink bikini with no oxygen. .

I know I was with you

Oh yeah - what was the name of that sherpa you gave a bj to?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"So after I had this life saving hip replacement operation I mentioned in the other thread.... I climbed mount kilimanjaro wearing only a mink bikini with no oxygen. .

I know I was with you

Oh yeah - what was the name of that sherpa you gave a bj to?"

Leyland

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"So after I had this life saving hip replacement operation I mentioned in the other thread.... I climbed mount kilimanjaro wearing only a mink bikini with no oxygen. .

I know I was with you

Oh yeah - what was the name of that sherpa you gave a bj to?"

Fu-king

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

bet you were exhausted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect"

are quavers higher up the scale than crotchets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect"

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door..."

my gran had a holiday home on the moon.

it was lovely,right on the sea of tranquility.

she had to sell,when they cut the bus service.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

After teaching Jensen Button how to drive, I had a few crazy nights standing in for Gene Simmons when he had a sore throat. A few years later I discovered the existence of several new planets before masterminding England's emphatic Ashes series win down under.

All this whilst moonlighting as The Stig.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Twiggy.

that is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Great Uncle explorer of mine found the Holy Grail in the Sudan many years ago and it's stayed in the family ever since. I now use it as a mortar to crush herbs in with a pestle when I'm cooking.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

im just out to ride ma horse shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No darling of course you don't need a condom and please, ensure you pleasure every other woman in the room before me... yes of course I would love you to cum in me, preferably before you go for your HIV test next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was nailed to a cross once and died, but it was ok cos I seemed to be able to get up again a few days later. Was pissed off though cos I was nailed to the cross on a friday and didnt get up again til Sunday, therefore missing out on a great saturday night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No darling of course you don't need a condom and please, ensure you pleasure every other woman in the room before me... yes of course I would love you to cum in me, preferably before you go for your HIV test next week.

You still enjoying that car I sold you?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I was nailed to a cross once and died, but it was ok cos I seemed to be able to get up again a few days later. Was pissed off though cos I was nailed to the cross on a friday and didnt get up again til Sunday, therefore missing out on a great saturday night."

Could you see my house from up there on that hill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus! thats amazing!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Have you written any more songs or just the one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus! thats amazing!"

I knew Jesus. Top bloke. Handy to have around if you're a bit skint and you're having a party and you can only afford water. Does a great party trick too, heals people, removed my third nipple just by touching it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I made Van Morrison smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met this guy called Leonardo once and he was handy with a bit of car paint. He painted a pic of me with all my mates one night, I was impressed, he was a good bloke.

But then he met this woman, right miserable bitch she us, ugly as fuck, but he fancied the arse off her. Painted her too. Lost respect for him after that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a penchant for moccasin shoes and live in a teepee

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I have a penchant for moccasin shoes and live in a teepee

How?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have a penchant for moccasin shoes and live in a teepee

How?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold all my flipflops to femme and have signed her up to catwalk them for gok

wearing a bearskin rug and the flippies

and a comb over wig

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I sold all my flipflops to femme and have signed her up to catwalk them for gok

wearing a bearskin rug and the flippies

and a comb over wig

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i only have one word to say to you Peaches.....cockcuntcockcuntcockcunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought you would be impressed , cant stop smiling at the thought eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a penchant for moccasin shoes and live in a teepee

How?"

Hahahah

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I am carrying Boris Johnson's love child, he fucked me on his private yacht....The Woolwich Ferry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im busy tomorrow, just arranged a threesome, me,tarkan and bradley cooper.

And its gonna be for 3 weeks non stop then they flying me to turkey in a private jet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door..."

I'm aware what thread this is. I am the OP

"Are quavers higher up the scale than crotchets?

That all depends where they sit, they represent timing. 2 quavers = 1 crochet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the girls round the other night for a drink: right group of munters, but I was feeling low and you know how it is. Hang around with your fat, ugly friends and your life doesn't seem so shabby.

Cheap mares as well, told them to bring a bottle, Naomi stomps in with three Stella's, had necked one in the cab: Tara brought Blue Nun, Gisele some knocked off vodka and Elle, Baby Sham!

My OH Orlando was not impressed!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I can knit better shreddies than Nana

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By *o 1Man
over a year ago

Ponteland / London

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect"

To cheesy for fab mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can knit better shreddies than Nana

Im sorry...but some things i dont believe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door...

I'm aware what thread this is. I am the OP

Yes you are Im scratching your balls as we speak

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can knit better shreddies than Nana

Im sorry...but some things i dont believe

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I can so....if you have too left feet i have the perfect pair of sox for you, knitted by my own fair hand...gonna try shredded wheat next though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door...

I'm aware what thread this is. I am the OP

Yes you are Im scratching your balls as we speak

I wasnt aware my pet gerbil had internet access?!

To cheesy for fab mate

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door...

I'm aware what thread this is. I am the OP

Yes you are Im scratching your balls as we speak

I wasnt aware my pet gerbil had internet access?!

To cheesy for fab mate

Yes....he's got a Rodaphone contract

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I invented quavers, so i dont need to lie to 'earn' your respect

This is the big fat lie thread you need the peer approval thread next door...

I'm aware what thread this is. I am the OP

Yes you are Im scratching your balls as we speak

I wasnt aware my pet gerbil had internet access?!

To cheesy for fab mate

Internet access? He is Bill Gates! Bill gates the gerbil dot com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can knit better shreddies than Nana

Im sorry...but some things i dont believe

I can so....if you have too left feet i have the perfect pair of sox for you, knitted by my own fair hand...gonna try shredded wheat next though

can ya do bran flakes, i likes them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes dear it's the biggest I've ever had........and I orgasmed at the mere thought of you fucking me with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus, and so's my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes dear it's the biggest I've ever had........and I orgasmed at the mere thought of you fucking me with it. "

you talking to yaself again laine ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes dear it's the biggest I've ever had........and I orgasmed at the mere thought of you fucking me with it. "

Well I call a spade a spade and when you called for the spade well I just had to oblige.... That was a weird noise you made when you came... it sort of sounded like the dambusters theme.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i win the euro lottery im gonna give you all half a million each and have a great big party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes....he's got a Rodaphone contract

Internet access? He is Bill Gates! Bill gates the gerbil dot com"

This rodent is incredible! I must employ him for my aquatic vampire nympho detective agency. I hope he knows kungfu because at present i'm the only ninja who can keep Stephen Fry away from the knowledge-o-tron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" i just feel so bad i dumped george cloney when i found out he only had a small cock... but i do have to thank him for introdcing me to brad and jennifer who were well into the swinger scene before they split up..

I sold him a penis pump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once leapt out of an airplane over the pacific ocean, free fell for 7,000 feet then landed safely on the deck of a nuclear submarine....and it hadn't even surfaced!"

I know I saw you do it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I only make friends with people slower than me so I can use them as a buffer between the Zombies and myself come Z Day.

Often, when introduced to a person for the first time I challenge them to a race to determine if they are 'friend material'.

Some people think I am a dark soulless person who will never have true friends but I would counter by saying do they have friends who WILL actually lay down their life for them? I do! They just don't know it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I built a full size replica of the Eiffel Tower out of stickle bricks in my back garden, but had to take it down as my neighbour complained to the council about the light pollution.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i get hundreds of messages every time i log on fab from hotties just begging me for sex !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only have sex with people who respect me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is so last year I've give up on it in favor of train spoting

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

of course i wont cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a angel to a horny devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a cock like a torpedo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of coarse I understand it could happen to any one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't do that with everyone I sleep with .....your special...

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