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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If your online your free to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be fat, ugly, have social or commitment issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your profile says straight but I'll try anyway

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'll ignore your profile/preferences, and try to convince you I'm what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer but surely your just fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ignore your profile/preferences, and try to convince you I'm what you want "

You mean we're not

Lol xx

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

You have been waiting patiently for the one message so no way would you have missed it therefore rightly deserve abuse for purposefully ignoring it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It takes 100+ deleted messages to convince you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your a guy that meets couples you'll let the guy suck you off just so you can fuck his Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the clearly described preferences in your profile are entirely fictional and therefore should be disregarded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All single ladies have rather large egos and don't get any sex outside of fab

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

That I really DO want to see a picture of your penis rather than your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all single men can't possibly turn down the option of meeting any of the thousands of woman on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a big cock makes all the girls instantly want to Fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you have nothing to do but sit around all day in lingerie waiting for someone to contact you via fab.

That you have only ever been a housewife and mother, have never seen a sex shop before and need escorting round Pulse and Cocktails in case you faint at the sight of dildos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must be fat, ugly, have social or commitment issues "

3 out of 4, do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you must always be thinking about sex

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

You have watersports and Anal on your fab interests list so you must want to squat over someone and piss in their mouth on command and take their cock up your shitter hard and rough within 5 minutes of meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single guy is desperate and struggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every single guy is desperate and struggles "

So not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting waiting for a guy to summon me for a fuck 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Whining and aggressiveness will change a no to a yes

2) That when I send a message asking for one face picture what I really want is 27 winkie pictures or cum shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single guy is desperate and struggles

So not true "

That's why I said it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1) Whining and aggressiveness will change a no to a yes

2) That when I send a message asking for one face picture what I really want is 27 winkie pictures or cum shots.

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NO is the New Okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd you're preference is bbw it's because you can't attract slim etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Cyclops

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"you must always be thinking about sex"

Well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are happy to travel 100 miles late at night to turn up naked, bringing beer and pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're showing as online so I'll send 6 messages within minutes each getting nastier and desperate as you haven't replied

And til that point were on friends list !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are happy to travel 100 miles late at night to turn up naked, bringing beer and pizza."

Why not ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will accept friends requests from anyone who asks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are happy to travel 100 miles late at night to turn up naked, bringing beer and pizza."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer wine and Doritos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're showing as online so I'll send 6 messages within minutes each getting nastier and desperate as you haven't replied

And til that point were on friends list !!"

Friend list add = guranteed meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the majority of women are as superficial as the men.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"If your a guy that meets couples you'll let the guy suck you off just so you can fuck his Mrs "

Haha. This

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"You will accept friends requests from anyone who asks."

My favourite ha

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"You're showing as online so I'll send 6 messages within minutes each getting nastier and desperate as you haven't replied

And til that point were on friends list !!"

Why would you still add them.after the nasty messages?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Every single guy is desperate and struggles "

Boooom!!!!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"all single men can't possibly turn down the option of meeting any of the thousands of woman on here."

My number 1. And if you say no. You're a time waster or fake. Then they usually go on to say. "You think you're nice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all single men can't possibly turn down the option of meeting any of the thousands of woman on here.

My number 1. And if you say no. You're a time waster or fake. Then they usually go on to say. "You think you're nice" "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know your profile says straight but I'll try anyway"

Just lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like Tv's you love Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you exchange a few messages to be polite, it means you want to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the females of fab are incapable of attracting males in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That most men who get to meet some females, should class themselves as lucky and privileged, that the woman chose THEM above the other hundreds of guys messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer wine and Doritos."

I like to dip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer wine and Doritos.

I like to dip."

One day I'm going to see a serious comment from you and the shock will kill me

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

We all want to see you being sucked off by another woman.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm going to pester for stuff that isn't on your interests list,

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Worth a try/thought I'd chance it/don't ask you don't get

Erm no no and no, just don't!

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Your carefully chosen one word or one line message is guaranteed to instantly get you into any females pants, in fact you may have to fight them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer wine and Doritos.

I like to dip.

One day I'm going to see a serious comment from you and the shock will kill me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all want to see you being sucked off by another woman. "

Why have you waited this long to tell me?

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

If I’m a prick you will find me instantly irresistible

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

If I harass you enough you'll meet me

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

That we will pop around to your hotel room even though we've never heard from you before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ignore your profile/preferences, and try to convince you I'm what you want "

Took the words right out of our mouths!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only men who don't read profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that because I cant meet today, tomorrow or as soon as Ive read the message Im a timewaster

that because I like kink I should nt be a swinger. I should be "one or the other"

that replying to a message guarentees a meet

that because I can be submissive I will be that particular mans submissive and do anything he wants even though we have never met

that because I live near the hotel or truck stop they are currently in Im available.

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