FabSwingers.com forum: If I gave you a fiver,

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you buy?

BG x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A homeless person a meal and a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

A coffee each and then have a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm some chocolate maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

A bottle of wine to share with you

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lunch lol. Won't get much change out of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back "

Nice rescue. See Errol, it's not completely broken

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A big mac meal if £5 is enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch cards or lottery tickets. ..maybe just maybe I'd win! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scratch cards or lottery tickets. ..maybe just maybe I'd win! !

Drinks would be on you then!

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

A pair of knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch cards or lottery tickets. ..maybe just maybe I'd win! !

Drinks would be on you then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some eliquid for my pipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid."

This! Damn you Gemini man!

I'd pop it in the nearest animal shelter to help feed the poor dogs and other animals

*disclaimer - I'd actually pop to the supermarket and buy a REALLY big bar of dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid.

This! Damn you Gemini man!

I'd pop it in the nearest animal shelter to help feed the poor dogs and other animals

*disclaimer - I'd actually pop to the supermarket and buy a REALLY big bar of dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas bottle for my camping stove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Everything hereafter will seem selfish and mean. You've broken the thread in a single post.

I don't know what I'd buy for 5quid."

Some wool to crochet a snood, I see a lot of homeless at work and they get given food a lot but in winter they're always cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A week's worth of good food from Lidl ^_^

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What would you buy?

BG x"

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread and milk.

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Both of us a Yeager bomb

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

2 99s and a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full English from the cafe. I'm really hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

If you win, drinks are on you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bacon butties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

I would donate it to the bulldog rescue and rehoming charity.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

If you win, drinks are on you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

My kinda guy 5 quid on the roulette and try build it up.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I tried to buy someone some cough medicine the other day who couldn't afford it. Despite needing it she walking out of the shop without any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would probably go in a savings pot for my imminently due grandchild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would probably go in a savings pot for my imminently due grandchild. "

Grandchild!!!!!!!!!

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

How about Sambuca ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I have a 19 year old daughter who is pregnant next month.

My daughter has only been in my life since March as I did not know she existed until then.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought coffee and food for a homeless guy this morning...and sat on the street talking with him while he had it.

Made me realise just how lucky I am....

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

two Euro millions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just bought a lovely cute baby pink pinny on eBay.for £1.95 so I might buy two more in different colours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

5 cans of Monster green

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

How about Sambuca ??"

Yes please to both xx

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

"Both of us a Yeager bomb

Would you just drink mine? I puke if I drink them.

How about Sambuca ??

Yes please to both xx "

Anytime sexy

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

You'd buy a homeless person, a meal and a drink??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampax. They're a luxury item ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Dr Peppa and a boost

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

Or a spell/grammar checker app...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

Or a spell/grammar checker app... "

Not any just for men?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Yes. I have a 19 year old daughter who is pregnant next month.

My daughter has only been in my life since March as I did not know she existed until then. "

She's pregnant next month?? Wow that's quite some planning...

I get what you mean, 2x congrats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

A ferry ticket to Ireland!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put it towards my Christmas savings. I'm determined to enjoy my Christmas shopping this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in the mood for ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wood ever take it to the casino and try and duball it on rulet

Or just spend it on 2 bottles of cola

Or a spell/grammar checker app... "

id get this poster some manners if u could buy them as he doesnt seem to know why _eeside has spelling issues

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Kfc. Not had one in ages. You could have a hot wing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

It's nice to do this. Go on..... make some poor persons day far more than if anyone ever gave you a fiver. You'll feel so much better for it. I often do. The smile you put on their face and when they go "Really" ??? thanks man.

Even better is to slip a few pounds or a note under one of their blankets when they are asleep. Imagine waking up and finding it. You'd be like a little angel.

I just thank my lucky stars I'm not in their situation, however they got there.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Never give tramps money, I either give them a drink or food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Even better is to slip a few pounds or a note under one of their blankets when they are asleep. Imagine waking up and finding it. You'd be like a little angel.

I just thank my lucky stars I'm not in their situation, however they got there."

Sometimes it's even good to stop and talk to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a homeless man in MK who has a sign that says "id rather have a hug than money"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"There's a homeless man in MK who has a sign that says "id rather have a hug than money" "

Is he a pick pocket?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I have a homeless guy a couple of quid. He went into Wetherspoons.

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A pair of knickers. "

New or used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

A Lamborghini, a castle in the stars, and a pound of fairy dust so my car can fly

Oh and a thank you card cos I am polite like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x

A Lamborghini, a castle in the stars, and a pound of fairy dust so my car can fly

Oh and a thank you card cos I am polite like that

Fiver well spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"
chocolate chocolate and more chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, this is almost as hard as those 'how many left' math questions.

Gone are the days when you could get a return plane ticket for under a fiver.

Chocolate will do, I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I wouldn't accept it.

A fiver isnt enough for anything so I'd rather you kept your hard earned money x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What would you buy?

BG x"

I wouldn't take it but you could buy me a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest I wouldn't accept it.

A fiver isnt enough for anything so I'd rather you kept your hard earned money x"

*chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x

I wouldn't take it but you could buy me a drink

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need some milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks

Lol @ a couple of weeks.

Best bring some sellotape in case of leaks.

What could go wrong, eh?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks

I'll lend you a kayak use your fiver for supplies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll see if we can get a rubber dinghy. Mosey over to Holyhead and see ya in a couple of weeks

Lol @ a couple of weeks.

Best bring some sellotape in case of leaks.

What could go wrong, eh?

Crossing the Irish Sea by dinghy, how hard can it be?

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"What would you buy?

BG x

A bottle of wine to share with you

£5 for wine?

Is that cheap plonk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as I am a gentlemen and would give it straight back thanks for the jester I do need it were as you do and offer to buy you something in return.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not a lot as a fiver doesn't go far nowadays.

Well unless I popped into Lidl, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a lot as a fiver doesn't go far nowadays.

Well unless I popped into Lidl, lol

Spent wisely, you could do a weeks food for a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster munch multipack and give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster munch multipack and give you one."

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster munch multipack and give you one.

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits

Are you talking to yourselves again?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster munch multipack and give you one.

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits

Are you talking to yourselves again?!

Certainly looks that way.

Good job you showed up

P.s

I'm fabbing your tits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monster munch multipack and give you one.

Might even share our crisps with you too

P.s

I've fabbed your tits

My tits say thank you

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Petrol for my lawn mower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of knickers. "

You look better without! Have to pick something else to buy!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Flowers for Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right Now I'd pay for someone to give me a 50 pence piece so I can use these poxy train station toilets

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Flowers for Miss.

And if for some reason this wasnt viable a sausage baguette and coffee from Greggs in the morning before work and give the £2 change to the lady selling the Big Issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

Condoms, pleasure jell or flowers?

Ether way you would benefit from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you buy?

BG x"

I'm craving a box of three Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ivebeen craving a chippy tea so maybe chips and curry sauce

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Bunch of flowers for the OP...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Some New cloths for under the sink .

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"A homeless person a meal and a drink

Where I work, the reply from most homeless people would be along the lines of "For fucks sake, I don't want anymore food I want money."

I have heard this on more than one occasion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of lube, can never not have enough lube haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id put it in my fund for my penis enlargement op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not givng you a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now ... an egg mcmuffin breakfast with a latte and an extra hash brown

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

I only give food and drink to homeless. I'd never Give them money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy a packet of condoms, then ebay them in 20 years time as a museum piece. Not as if I'd get to use them

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"I only give food and drink to homeless. I'd never Give them money. "

A lot of them get well fed by charities so a large percentage of them want the money for drink, drugs, cigarettes, phone top ups etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bless??

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Something for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not givng you a fiver"
no i wouldn't waste it . Id give it to a good cause .

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By *buddie69Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back "

A taxi to Dudley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd assume you dropped it and I'd give it back

A taxi to Dudley!"
you wont a taxi from.stoke to dudley for a fiver

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