FabSwingers.com forum: Facts that men hate to hear

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres no round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are often out of action for a week every month

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

There's no round 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are often out of action for a week every month"

Blow job week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your signature "move".... does nothing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will be £50 thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can't make me squirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They can't make me squirt

Fake that orgasm till he makes it squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are often out of action for a week every month

Blow job week

That's a myth, I refuse to believe that anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock stinks!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive seen bigger than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can't make me squirt

What? Even if they "never fail to make girl squirt"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock stinks!!

Lol

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I think you have centimetres and inches muddled up on your ruler.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Is that the best you can do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not happening...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your too far away

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Women are often out of action for a week every month

Blow job week

That's a myth, I refuse to believe that anymore"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sorry you don't match my preferences.

Usually followed by half a dozen messages convincing me why I should give them a chance & exactly what they could do to me.

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

Its ok if u cant get it hard, it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that come in adult size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No straight men.

They never, ever believe that we are serious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not meeting atm

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Can you pass me that magazine while you're at it, yes! yes! you are so good! No not that magazine, the other one

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Don't worry it happens to everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So you weren't listening to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Netflix and chill is dead

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

U got a younger brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats a copy and paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a woman replies back to a man saying "Oh hey you. How's Gemma (example name)?". He quickly realises this woman not only knows who he is, but his fiance too! Despite him being on here as a single man! Oops lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont give out my number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock stinks!!

Wash it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not you,it's me,im not in a good place right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALREADY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a woman replies back to a man saying "Oh hey you. How's Gemma (example name)?". He quickly realises this woman not only knows who he is, but his fiance too! Despite him being on here as a single man! Oops lol

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol "

I've seen a friends husband on here and my ex on here even though both are currently in a relationship, yet listed on fab as single!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

"I mean, i'm not going to lie, your friend IS handsome"

Even if they're lovely and fib. We're still going to think they think it

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

sorry nodded off there for a second...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry nodded off there for a second..."

Your up in time for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol

I've seen a friends husband on here and my ex on here even though both are currently in a relationship, yet listed on fab as single!

To be fair though, i'm in a relationship and i'm on here as a single female. There's nothing to say their partner isn't fully aware of their antics, like mine is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol

I've seen a friends husband on here and my ex on here even though both are currently in a relationship, yet listed on fab as single!

To be fair though, i'm in a relationship and i'm on here as a single female. There's nothing to say their partner isn't fully aware of their antics, like mine is. "

If caught and single profile appears on the same statement i think it indicates there was no consent given

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"They can't make me squirt

But I bet they love trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol

I've seen a friends husband on here and my ex on here even though both are currently in a relationship, yet listed on fab as single!

To be fair though, i'm in a relationship and i'm on here as a single female. There's nothing to say their partner isn't fully aware of their antics, like mine is.

If caught and single profile appears on the same statement i think it indicates there was no consent given "

Depends on who caught them? You or their partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol

I've seen a friends husband on here and my ex on here even though both are currently in a relationship, yet listed on fab as single!

To be fair though, i'm in a relationship and i'm on here as a single female. There's nothing to say their partner isn't fully aware of their antics, like mine is.

If caught and single profile appears on the same statement i think it indicates there was no consent given

Depends on who caught them? You or their partner "

Case dismisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn you got a cock but youre so gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are often out of action for a week every month

Blow job week

Pffft... Anal week more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother got caught out like that on a different site lol

I've seen a friends husband on here and my ex on here even though both are currently in a relationship, yet listed on fab as single!

To be fair though, i'm in a relationship and i'm on here as a single female. There's nothing to say their partner isn't fully aware of their antics, like mine is. "

Well there is actually because I know for a fact both women have no idea!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My ex thought it was ecstatic moaning too - it's my snoring

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Women are often out of action for a week every month

Blow job week

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks but no thanks"

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I'll be in touch when I'm next free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from the bottom row

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Your real name is Justin isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are often out of action for a week every month"

No, its messy but I love having sex on that week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can't make me squirt

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I tickle them for ten minutes... Never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I see you again. I don't wanna share you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything from the bottom row "

Rachel Riley. She loves the bottom row. Only one from the top row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are often out of action for a week every month

Blow job week

Pffft... Anal week more like."

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if I can fit a fun size mars bar in my mouth i can definitey put all of that in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is pepsi ok?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Women are often out of action for a week every month

Blow job week

Pffft... Anal week more like.

I like your thinking

Some men get all the fun......

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

I think you're a really nice man ... But!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not tonite

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