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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whingers, moaners and ranters step this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet ....but when I do I will be here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever seen you rant, whinge or moan Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever seen you rant, whinge or moan Jo "

that's a good thing

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning "

So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And good morning too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all...

It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...

I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure

Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..

So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..

It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)

Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..

And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...

Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning all...

It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...

I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure

Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..

So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..

It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)

Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..

And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...

Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...

"

So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?

I'm confused

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning

So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron) "

You don't iron? Not even for a cheeky blue eye flutter? Morning too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all...

It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...

I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure

Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..

So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..

It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)

Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..

And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...

Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...

So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?

I'm confused "

I think she couldn't spell fugly

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning "

I do not iron anything, I don't own an iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to moan about the weather.

It's been raining heavy since 4.

Left my brolly at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning

So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron) "

When having a shower put the shirt on a hanger and hang in the bathroom. The steam from the shower might help the creases

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning

I do not iron anything, I don't own an iron "

That's no bloody good!! lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning

So get off here and get on with it (I don't iron)

When having a shower put the shirt on a hanger and hang in the bathroom. The steam from the shower might help the creases "

Ahhhhh ty for the tip - although that means I'll have to shower more than once a week from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all...

It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...

I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure

Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..

So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..

It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)

Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..

And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...

Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...

So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?

I'm confused "

Btw my rant was not gender specific...

It was a comment on both genders self declaring their alleged intellectual superiority to others...somd form of new marketing ploy perhaps?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I need to iron a shirt. Even the non iron ones need bloody ironing. I'm going to complain under the trade descriptions act. They should be called semi-non iron shirts.

Rant over and good morning

I do not iron anything, I don't own an iron

That's no bloody good!! lol"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's not enough vag pic's in my inbox, now THAT'S rant worthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning all...

It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...

I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure

Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..

So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..

It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)

Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..

And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...

Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...

So she thought you were too clever for her or she was too clever for you?

I'm confused

Btw my rant was not gender specific...

It was a comment on both genders self declaring their alleged intellectual superiority to others...somd form of new marketing ploy perhaps?"

Is this the same as someone who says they're the best ever at oral sex for example? If you have to brag about something, then you're usually a disappointment.

We all have different opinions on what makes someone intelligent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's not enough vag pic's in my inbox, now THAT'S rant worthy "

You can stop ranting now

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Two rants...

It has been sunny and warm all week. Yet, on the day we were due to go to the beach, it's chucking it down.

September cannot come soon enough...

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling splendid and a day off today so no rants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feeling splendid and a day off today so no rants "

Get off this thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody day off and it's raining and I've woke up with a headache grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops no halo that should not have been that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a client what they needed to do by today and he hasn't done it.....wanker!

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By *otscot888Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Today can fuck right off bunch of shit bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungover Yes on a Thursday ffs.

Ate entire body weight in cake and pizza

Bloody raining, bloody sick of the same old shit at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be back to post after breakfast or lunch guaranteed some bugger wld have grinded my gears by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wished it was Thursday yesterday, fucking bad drivers with no spatial awareness who think they're driving a bus, drive 20 below the speed limit, give no indication as to what they are doing and touch the brakes constantly even on straight roads!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have rain not sunshine - thats making me a bit unhappy - but the plus side was a great storm last night - i opened the patio and just sat in the doorway and enjoyed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool"

oopsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally understand why people moan/whinge/twine.. whatever you want to call it. I get it I really do.

But I choose not to, not because I don't get eff'd off at certain things. But because it doesn't positively change how you feel.. Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool"

it's ze germans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I totally understand why people moan/whinge/twine.. whatever you want to call it. I get it I really do.

But I choose not to, not because I don't get eff'd off at certain things. But because it doesn't positively change how you feel.. Simples! "

sometimes it does though -

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool"

My uncle used to do exactly that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool

it's ze germans"

Mostly the yams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I totally understand why people moan/whinge/twine.. whatever you want to call it. I get it I really do.

But I choose not to, not because I don't get eff'd off at certain things. But because it doesn't positively change how you feel.. Simples! "

Sorry I wasn't listening, I was just admiring your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool

My uncle used to do exactly that

"

one place i stayed at in tunisia - quite alarge complex - the pool atendants used to take the early birds towels and put them to one side - if youre not poolside with your towel it was moved - loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool

it's ze germans

Mostly the yams "

Pretend you never saw any towel. There wasn't one there when you got on the lounger.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Trying to do vat returns - the person that done them last month hadn't done them correct - feeling like the whole thing is a mess

Entries don't tie ahhhhhh, balances don't type movement doesn't tie

Feel like banging head against a brick wall

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why do people put towels on sunbeds and then never return?

Can I launch them into the pool

My uncle used to do exactly that

"

Tomorrow I shall

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I needed this thread at about 12:30 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what really grinds my gears "single ladies & couples that send me ass, boobs & pussy pics" Grrr you make me so Damn horny lol 1 more message like this & u swear we are setting up a meet! u deserve a spanking dammit

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm currently having a little holiday in Burnam on Crouch, it's lovely. Was going to pop to Colchester tonight for a Tgirl party but due to creepy guys sending creepy messages, gonna pass

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"You know what really grinds my gears "single ladies & couples that send me ass, boobs & pussy pics" Grrr you make me so Damn horny lol 1 more message like this & u swear we are setting up a meet! u deserve a spanking dammit "

If you insist!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Urgh another rant.

Chatting to a hot, polite, well verified bloke nearby. Turns out he's a cheater and my profile says I've no interest in them. Blargh!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Trying to do vat returns - the person that done them last month hadn't done them correct - feeling like the whole thing is a mess

Entries don't tie ahhhhhh, balances don't type movement doesn't tie

Feel like banging head against a brick wall "

Well 2 are down now, 2 more to go!!!- maybe going for a walk at lunchtime gave me an opertunity to think things through and clear head

I know 1 is proper fucked, I am hoping the other 1 is not as a bad state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter..lazy fuckers who drop it anywhere but especially out of cars..shows the lazy mentality of alot of society today imo.

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Bloody birthday in the office I get stuck in a meeting and no cake left upon my return

I shall resist to pick at crumbs when making a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall dedicate my rant to the fact that I am an old bird and am getting increasingly irked by having to de-code text speak like I am suddenly transported back in time to Bletchley Park code breaking and those ruddy insta filters which people use to turn them selves into cutesy wootsey fwuffy bunnies - grrrrrrrrr WHYYYYYYYYY?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I shall dedicate my rant to the fact that I am an old bird and am getting increasingly irked by having to de-code text speak like I am suddenly transported back in time to Bletchley Park code breaking and those ruddy insta filters which people use to turn them selves into cutesy wootsey fwuffy bunnies - grrrrrrrrr WHYYYYYYYYY? "

U ave a gr8 pair of (.)

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

don't really feel like ranting but whinging i do. but i'll keep it to myself coz i'll look sad with what i want to whinge about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall dedicate my rant to the fact that I am an old bird and am getting increasingly irked by having to de-code text speak like I am suddenly transported back in time to Bletchley Park code breaking and those ruddy insta filters which people use to turn them selves into cutesy wootsey fwuffy bunnies - grrrrrrrrr WHYYYYYYYYY?

U ave a gr8 pair of (.)

"

Naughty step Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all...

It's Thursday so today I'm going to rant...for real...

I got told by a girl on fab I'm too clever to fuck! Yeah go figure

Then I wandered the profiles and wondered why...two words saiposexual and saipophile...they are everywhere..

So many putative Oscar Wildes on here are self declaring their intellectual superiority and their requirement to meet those who meet their elevated and self appointed status as the newest elite on fab thereby sneering at us mere mortals who lack their insight and mental acuity..

It made me wonder if you have to self declare your genius to the world then does it really exist..(Oscar Wilde excepted...he understood and exploited irony)

Do you even have the right to self determine your genius to us mere mortals and expect us to fall at your feet in awe and wonderment or is that a decision for others to make about anyone..

And even if I belong here any more...or who this self appointed elite consider suitable to be allowed on fab...

Wanders back into the man cave to try and evolve opposable thumbs and waits for the howls if protest from those who consider themselves somehow superior to the rest of us mere ordinary fabbers...

"

It's all relative really. Most people on here will consider themselves sapiophiles. Not many people get off on the idea of bumping uglies with a thicko. But where are the starting points? If you enjoy Love Island, then someone who watches Made in Chelsea might be just up your street but you'd turn your nose up at someone who watches Holly oaks.

If you like getting your news from the Telegraph, you would think a Sun reader is a bit beyond the pale.

I am not a raging snob, but some oik who messages "hun, want sum fuk?" just doesn't tickle my fancy,so I won't be tickling his fancies...

All relative and a misused term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'ya know what, I was gonna rant about my slight back ache. But fuck it, the sun is out, I'm eating ice cream, I've finished this weeks work a day early, and we had more good news. So NOBODY can piss on my chips. Keep ya rants, it's fluffy bunnies and kittens all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what really grinds my gears "single ladies & couples that send me ass, boobs & pussy pics" Grrr you make me so Damn horny lol 1 more message like this & u swear we are setting up a meet! u deserve a spanking dammit

If you insist! "
Am gonna spank that lovely bottom of yours & u gonna enjoy it what did I say about sending those sort of messages lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"You know what really grinds my gears "single ladies & couples that send me ass, boobs & pussy pics" Grrr you make me so Damn horny lol 1 more message like this & u swear we are setting up a meet! u deserve a spanking dammit

If you insist! Am gonna spank that lovely bottom of yours & u gonna enjoy it what did I say about sending those sort of messages lol"

Urmmmmmmm!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Ok!

I now have a rant!

KIDS!

Out the house 20mins, I'm less than 2mins from home, leaving my teenagers playing Xbox.

They have an argument over the game No2, storms off to his room & slams the door.

I get a call from the police at my house!

He's broke the handle, can't get out, panics & calls 999!

I arrive home to blue lights & half my neighbours hanging out their windows!

Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

No rant from me today. I was actually very pleasantly surprised that I didn't receive a barrage of abuse from someone via PM.

I got a message from a male but it was a couples profile. The profile text stated it was the lady who meets alone. I queried it and was told it is a females profile but the hubby "borrows" it occasionally.

I told them they should have singles accounts because a couples profile is for couples who meet together and that I had reported it to admin.

Instead of the expected abuse I got thanked, they are going to follow my advice and set up singles profiles.

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

Men pretending to be women on fab. Grrrr.

M6 shut because of emergency repairs on the Thellwall bridge which has come loose from the motorway. Arrrrh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaned car and seagull pooped already on it .Then went to shops .someone pinched my parking space as I was reversing in .Then friend cancelled going out tonight as poorly .Do night in With Indian and maybe glass of wine.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Cleaned car and seagull pooped already on it .Then went to shops .someone pinched my parking space as I was reversing in .Then friend cancelled going out tonight as poorly .Do night in With Indian and maybe glass of wine. "

Wine is risky - knowing your luck today, it will be corked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My three for today are:

I'm really bored at work and I've only been there about a year.

The quote function on this site makes long threads about topical matters unbearable to read.

I really want sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a mega busy awful day at work, now I'm home, hungry and horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't last rant moan got me barred for 48 hrs and no point mailing them they never answer.

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