FabSwingers.com forum: Stalker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm thinking of becoming one to relive boredom with life in general. Any top stalkery tips?.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Follow someone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow someone?"

What as in move off the sofa! Pfft to that rubbish idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank. "

Where's the fun if they already know they're being stalked? That's skipping like three steps of the stalking handbook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work on a strawberry farm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably too far away to stalk but worth an ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr try be more creepy, than the predicted deluge of people saying they want you to stalk them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work on a strawberry farm?"

I don't know why that made me laugh so hard but it did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank.

Where's the fun if they already know they're being stalked? That's skipping like three steps of the stalking handbook!

Damn you mean there's a handbook. You have a copy I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Errr try be more creepy, than the predicted deluge of people saying they want you to stalk them?

I can do creepy I'm sure of it.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Look for a celebrity from years gone by, you can be a... has been stalker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you're not creepy enough ..

You need night vision goggles and a basement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look for a celebrity from years gone by, you can be a... has been stalker."

There's an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank.

Where's the fun if they already know they're being stalked? That's skipping like three steps of the stalking handbook!

Blatantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank.

Where's the fun if they already know they're being stalked? That's skipping like three steps of the stalking handbook!

Damn you mean there's a handbook. You have a copy I can borrow? "

I've left it outside your front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Errr try be more creepy, than the predicted deluge of people saying they want you to stalk them?

I can do creepy I'm sure of it. "

I'm sure you could

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Train as a heroner .. then progress to a stalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank.

Where's the fun if they already know they're being stalked? That's skipping like three steps of the stalking handbook!

Damn you mean there's a handbook. You have a copy I can borrow?

I've left it outside your front door

good stalker skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train as a heroner .. then progress to a stalker"

AW HELL NAW!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suppose I should ask if anyone would like a stalker as I'm thinking you have to have someone in mind and I'm coming up blank.

Where's the fun if they already know they're being stalked? That's skipping like three steps of the stalking handbook!

Damn you mean there's a handbook. You have a copy I can borrow?

I've left it outside your front door

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of becoming one to relive boredom with life in general. Any top stalkery tips?. "

You could start a fab column offering life/relationship advice you could be known as....

Deer stalker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google a few face pics. That may throw up an account like Twitter or Linkdn. From there you can find out the company they work at, their home town etc. Then, you'll have a name; Google the name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of becoming one to relive boredom with life in general. Any top stalkery tips?.

You could start a fab column offering life/relationship advice you could be known as....

Deer stalker.

People would shoot me if I tried to offer relationship advice!

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